Chapter 260 – Side Story 94: Romantic Goalkeeper -1
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South Korea won all evaluation matches. In a way, it was a natural result.
Due to Joo Jesus’ consistent investment in the national team, more than 90% of the current Korean national team squad is made up of overseas players.
[‘I’m glad Jesus has come.’ The history of Korean soccer changed after the appearance of the Lord Jesus.]
People who checked the list of overseas players in the national team squad could not hide their joy at the qualitative improvement of the national team, even though it was new.
Of course, not all overseas players are good at soccer.
However, most players playing in the big leagues had at least one weapon that they definitely possessed.
[Title: Wow. After all, we are the people of bibimbap. I can’t see them individually, because they mix them up. You’re good at soccer.]
And South Korea’s national team coach James Cook was an excellent coach who could maximize the strengths of those players.
Seeing the Korean national team showing such good results in the evaluation match, the public began to picture a rosy future in which winning the World Cup was possible.
Indeed, even if he was not lucky and did not win the World Cup this time, he thought that if he had the legacy of the Lord Jesus, he would be able to win the World Cup sooner or later.
However, what they don’t know is.
“After. “Is this the best outcome of my 230-year soccer career?”
This was the greatest strength of the Republic of Korea that literally brought together the soul.
***
While in Korea, I had a busy time. I returned the favor by aggroing the president of the association, who was a political dreamer, at a gathering of reporters.
“Can I become like Yuni-hyung?”
“Hmm… “I think it will be difficult for you because you are rare.”
“… Hehe. “I want to become Unique too!”
“If you try hard, the universe will help you, so it will be possible.”
After a long time, I stopped by the Lord Jesus Orphanage and watched the sprouts growing and gave them a good word.
While playing in the community as a secondary character, there was a fight, and he left the team.
[Title: Hyeonpi went out and met brother Jesus.]
Briefly explain the background.
(Application for fertilization due to fertilization.)
I was just in the community and got into a fight, so I applied for a hyeonpi.
(The Lord Jesus waiting for someone at Seoul Station wearing the promised costume.)
The Heavenly Demon appears.
No, fuck. Why is Cheonma joining the Yongbong branch where so-called idiots are fighting each other?
To be honest, I thought it would just go away.
As a political figure who pursues cooperation, I couldn’t just pass by.
(Photo of Jesus asking for forgiveness from his older brother. Jpg)
So, I immediately left the Grandeur and converted to the Demonic Cult.
Phew, I almost quit my job.
└ What is it? Why is this real?
└ Fuck haha why is he coming out there haha
└ Wow, Danju, why are you using that bastard as an alt? I guess I’ll have to buy it for a while.
└ Fuck haha until I get sober in Korea. I can’t enter the community. If you make a mistake about this, you will probably end up crossing the Jordan River.
└ ㄹㅇㅋ ㄹㅇㅈㅈㅈㅈㅈㅈㅋㅋ A warning alert has been issued. It will be used. ㅋ
└ Jeongpa is doing this, Sapa bastard haha
└ Originally, there was only one difference whether it was a political faction or a sad faction. If you have a lot of money, you’re a political faction. If you don’t have money, you’re a political faction.
Even with such a busy schedule, I made video calls with my family every day, and I felt like I was missing their embrace because I was so far away.
-Wow! Baa, paa.
Today, as always, I talked to my family on the phone. Joseph shed tears saying he missed his father.
-Dad. I’m having a hard time. Come quickly.
Leaving Joseph behind, a tired-looking Yohan suddenly pushed his face.
It is said that whenever Joseph whined that he missed his father, Yohan played with him and comforted him.
-Brother, pursue, pursue!
Behind Yohan’s back, Joseph, who had suddenly regained his energy, began to support Yohan.
– … Dad, don’t forget the gift when you come. I had a hard time.
After Yohan said his last words, he sighed and headed to the yard with Joseph.
I boarded the plane to Madrid, smiling at the dignified appearance of Yohan, who always did his best as an older brother.
It was time to return to Madrid, where my family was waiting.
***
Joseph, whom I had not seen in a long time, did not want to leave his father’s arms even for a moment. The twins were still hungry for food, and Yohan was playing in his room with his girlfriend.
“John! Do you need a condom!?”
I was feeling playful while Yohan’s girlfriend, Isabelle, went to the bathroom.
While holding Joseph, he pounded on John’s room and shouted.
-Ugh, Dad, I really told you not to play around!
Yohan’s angry voice was heard from inside the room, and soon after, the door burst open.
“… Are there any?”
Yohan, whose face was red, looked around and carefully approached.
… Huh?
“Uh? Where are you going, Dad?”
I couldn’t help but be taken aback by Yohan’s unexpected behavior, so I turned around and ran straight to Yuna to report the situation.
“Yuna, you’re in big trouble!”
“Ugh? What’s going on?”
Yuna was giving her snacks to her twins and then turned around to look at me. Normally, I would have hugged her and expressed her affection for her lovely appearance, but I didn’t have that spirit right now.
“John needs a condom!”
“… “John called me and came to my room.”
Yuna’s expression hardened after hearing what I said, and I went straight into Yuna’s room with Yohan.
After Yuna installs a youth protection application on her smartphone to protect Yohan from harmful content.
While I was admonishing Yohan that it was still too early to jack, I was so touched that I shed tears.
Before I knew it, my eldest son had grown up.
“Hmm. Is it already puberty?”
And Yohan didn’t talk to me, his dad, for a week.
***
I had a crazy day. I played with the kids, did evil things on Yuna’s broadcast, and played soccer games.
Real Madrid steadily accumulated points and decided to win the title early.
I played in my last home game and received a warning from the referee.
It was not an assault.
It was just a lack of talent.
“Jesus, your acting is very poor.”
I was warned about the clumsy Hollywood action. The referee heard death threats from the crowd.
“Booooo-! Cancel the warning right now! Otherwise, I’ll pull out your intestines and kill you, you son of a bitch!!”
It was a refreshing feeling to see the referee smiling and giving a yellow card in such a harsh atmosphere.
-Jjaeng!
“As expected, the final form of human evolution is baldness.”
It seems that referees are also constantly evolving.
***
While Real Madrid won the league and advanced to the Champions League final.
Last season, FC Barcelona, which had won the Big Year, was suffering from injuries.
“Ahh-!!”
It was Manuel who announced the start. In a match against Real Sociedad, Manuel grabbed his thigh while sprinting and complained of pain and was ruled out for the season.
Due to the departure of Manuel, the ace of the offensive line, everyone predicted difficult times for FC Barcelona. Nevertheless, FC Barcelona was FC Barcelona.
[Super save! Youngbeom Yoo! Once again, lead FC Barcelona to the final!]
[FC Barcelona scores a point with Sergio Fabregas’ thunderous mid-range shot!]
Despite Manuel’s injury absence, FC Barcelona competed for the title with Real Madrid until the very end of the league and showed great spirit by advancing to the Champions League final.
[Once again, the Champions League El Clásico final between Real Madrid and FC Barcelona.]
[Sky Sports, two proud Taegeuk warriors who decorated the main model of the Champions League final poster! Lord Jesus vs Yoo Young-beom.]
└ Why is the composition like the devil vs. The hero?
└ ㄹㅇㅋㅋ Look at Jesus smiling evilly.
└ Hero Beomleluya, fighting! Show me a miracle!
└ Is it true that FC Barcelona is in trouble?
└ It’s possible that the odds are against Real Madrid, but the odds are mind-blowing.
└ Ah haha 6 times? Can you tolerate this?
└ ㅆㅂ The defending champion is in trouble? Oh, I can’t stand this. Fuck Hero Beomrelu! Please show us the miracle of ‘reversal’! I believe it!
The Champions League final is just around the corner.
The evil spirit of injury has once again struck FC Barcelona. Yoo Young-beom, the guardian of FC Barcelona, complained of shoulder pain during training.
[Breaking News] FC Barcelona’s starting goalkeeper Yoo Young-beom shoulder injury!]
News of Yoo Young-beom’s injury quickly spread around the world. FC Barcelona, ahead of the Champions League final, began to shake in a completely different way than it did under Manuel.
[FC Barcelona in distress due to Yu’s injury!]
And the news of Yoo Young-beom’s injury caused panic in Korea as well.
[It becomes unclear whether Yoo Young-beom will participate in the World Cup!]
└ Ah, we were supposed to win the World Cup, but damn!
└ Ah, it was a patriotic betting angle, but damn!
└ Patriotic betting should be done when there is a high probability of losing.
└ From now on, if you bet on Korea winning the World Cup, it’s a patriotic bet ㅇㅈ haha
└ Wow, the odds of Korea winning the World Cup were all messed up.
└ Is betting a problem now, guys?
└ ㄹㅇ Understand the atmosphere.
└ No, why. Under! Fuck. FC Barcelona you bastards, what have you done without taking care of Beomleluya!
└ Isn’t this the last World Cup? ㄹㅇ;; It’s a dog.
