Chapter 259 – Side Story 93: The Lord Jesus Returns Grace.
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The match against Colchester United is over. I went to convey my thanks to the spectators who visited the stadium.
“Waaah-!! “Jejus, our owner!”
Colchester United’s home crowd cheered at me as if the littering incident during the game was a joke.
It was truly a pity.
If I heard boos from the audience, I was thinking that the image would be greatly improved and the dividends would be high.
“Omg-! Thank you Jejus!”
“Yes, listen to your parents carefully and become a great adult like you.”
I handed the uniform to a boy fan who was holding a sign asking for the uniform, and then approached the younger siblings in daycare.
In my own way, I felt very attached to the children, perhaps because they were children who went through a difficult time together – the daycare mother’s stock market crash.
“Are you here! Team owner!”
“Brother, I’m sorry. “Is your back okay?”
Seeing Joo-yoon playfully bowing his head and Joo-nazareth handing him an apology, I told him to be careful of injuries as the World Cup was coming soon.
“Don’t overdo it for any reason. “I have to lift the trophy this time.”
These days, a World Cup trophy I’ve never heard of keeps flashing before my eyes.
“No, honestly, wouldn’t all the talk have been said if we had finished second with a third-rate team like Korea? Why is this a GOAT debate?”
***
[Title: Why the Lord Jesus is not the GOAT.]
(Meme of Messi kissing the World Cup trophy. Jpg)
Do you have any sobriety?
Haha
└ Kya… Look at Megane.
└ No, I don’t understand. Winning the World Cup with Argentina vs. Finishing second in the World Cup with Korea. Anyone can see that the latter is really difficult, right?
└ You should have won~ It’s a dirty world that only remembers first place~
[Title: Honestly, isn’t it the same when you look at the Lord Jesus and look at those guys called GOAT?]
(Ronaldo winning Euros. Jpg)
The kid who didn’t even win the Asian Cup, let alone the World Cup trophy, is the GOAT? Haha, Shindu hyung, who was passing by, would laugh.
└ Okay. Shindu-hyung’s ganji harpoon. Whoa, whoa!
└ But why is Jesus not participating in the Asian Cup?
└ Even if you lift, there is no particular benefit to your career.
└ There is glory.
└ Fuck, honestly, even if you win the Asian Cup, they will criticize you as worse than the Euros and Copa, you idiots.
└ That’s right. It’s worse than Euros and Copa haha
[Title: Wow, the Korean national team won runner-up in the World Cup. Are you criticizing that?]
(GOAT Joo Jesus, the first Asian to lift the Ballon d’Or. Jpg)
Are you people?
└ Ah haha, who threatened me with a knife to tell me to be born in Korea?
└ To be honest, Jesus wasn’t born. Wasn’t he born a burden?
└ ㄹㅇ I was abandoned as soon as I was born.
└ ㅠㅠ Fuck, Jesus! I’m sorry about Helljosen ㅠㅠ
└ You guys are worse, you crazy bastards.
└ ㄹㅇ I was born, and I am carrying my burden.
└ If I were Jesus, he would have been reluctant to play for the Korean national team.
***
The season continued even as the GOAT debate raged in the soccer community.
[Impact! Real Madrid caught by Mallorca in Copa del Rey!]
Real Madrid was eliminated from the Copa del Rey. There was no problem with Real Madrid’s performance.
There were things in soccer that were difficult to explain in words.
It was like that in the past when Arsenal miraculously finished in 4th place and advanced to the Champions League, and now, even if Jesus Joo performs an antic, he does not receive a red card.
Real Madrid’s elimination from the Copa del Rey was the same.
It was like a fate that could not be escaped.
[3 deflections and 3 goals! Luck in Mallorca!]
All three of Mallorca’s shots were deflected by the defender’s legs and struck Real Madrid’s goal.
[Real Madrid falls under the curse of Copa del Rey.]
On the other hand, Real Madrid’s shots either hit the post or were blocked by the goalkeeper’s save.
I don’t know what the result would have been if the Lord Jesus had participated in the game.
[The Lord Jesus is injured after being hit by his son’s tricycle while playing with his son.]
└ Is it John?
└ Joseph, it’s a tricycle. Could it be John?
└ I go to the same school as Yohan. Yohan rides a motorcycle.
└ ㄹㅇ? Under. The next captain of the Republic of Korea has already lost his roots.
└ Wow. There are people who believe this.
Unfortunately, Jesus Christ was unable to participate in the game due to a minor injury.
Is it because of mental shock that Real Madrid was eliminated from the Copa del Rey?
In the league game that followed.
[Goooool-!! Real Madrid venting their anger over being eliminated from the Copa del Rey!! We’re bombing Mallorca again in the league!]
A great victory was achieved.
“Doyoon, your crotch is amazing. Is it a highway? “It just goes through.”
***
When I came to my senses, the second leg of the Champions League against Colchester United was approaching.
In the last game against Mallorca, I was injected with a growth promoter while tee-bagging Hong Do-yoon.
[‘Korean Tiger’ Hong Do-yoon instills Mallorca’s fighting spirit with dedicated play.]
└ @Lord_Jesus: This is my strength.
└ Why is this guy acting so weird again?
└ It’s everyday life. Leave it alone.
└ After all, he is the captain of the Korean national team! In the last game against Mallorca, you didn’t hesitate to criticize Hong Do-yoon for his growth! Fighting, Korea’s eternal captain Joo Jesus!!
└ What is this? Is it Mac?
└ Just looking at it, it’s a Protestant church. Don’t touch it.
└ Chairman! Yoongi oppa has become arrogant these days! Please educate me!
└ @Lord_Jesus: I understand.
In this game, I decided to promote the growth of Jooyun and Joonazareth.
‘Wow, it’s really sad that the world doesn’t know that I’m working so hard to help Korea win the World Cup.’
***
Santiago Bernabeu.
Champions League round of 16 second leg.
36 minutes in the first half.
Real Madrid 0(2) : 0(1) Colchester United.
Colchester United came out very aggressive. Because we know that if we lose this game, we will be eliminated from the Champions League.
Real Madrid, who were in no hurry to face such an aggressive Colchester United, lowered their line and strengthened their defense.
As a result, the lead in the early stages of the game was given to Colchester United.
Colchester United showed off several sharp shots. There were several moments when it almost resulted in a goal.
[Ah! Goal post hit! Unfortunately, Jooyun’s surprise mid-range shot does not result in a goal!]
However, in the end, he was blocked by Real Madrid’s strong defense and failed to score. The trend gradually shifted to Real Madrid.
Soon, Real Madrid’s counterattack began.
“Lewis!”
Rafael Obrador overlapping and screaming at Luis Garcia, who received a pass from Luka Savic.
Feeling that Colchester United’s attention was divided, Luis Garcia chose to dribble forward instead of passing.
Luis Garcia easily broke through Joo Nazareth, who was blocking his path, and delivered a pass to Joo Jesus in the front.
[When Jesus catches the ball, two or three Colchester United players cling to him! But it is impossible! Based on his solid physical skills, Jesus Joo succeeds in protecting the ball!]
After attracting attention, Jesus Joo sent a roving pass toward Leo Lopez, who was penetrating into the penalty box.
Joo Yoon tried his best to cut off the pass by jumping in response to Joo Jesus’ lob pass.
“Ah. It’s short, right~”
Unfortunately, the pass passed over his head and ended up in Leo Lopez.
While Jooyun’s face was turning red after hearing the words of Joo Jesus.
Leo Lopez kicked the ball flying towards him and passed the goalkeeper’s key to score.
Leo Lopez, who scored, runs to the corner flag and shares joy with the crowd.
“Key! Key! Key! Key! Big! Big! Big! Big! I wish I were taller! I wish I were taller! If only I were taller~~”
Joo Jesus danced and sang in front of Joo Yun, who was looking at the goal with a vain expression.
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Game over.
Real Madrid 5(7) : 1(2) Colchester United.
[Real Madrid applauds Colchester United, who lost but did their best until the end of the game. ‘We are brothers who share one faith. I hope to meet you at a slightly higher place next time.’]
[Joo Jesus avoids Joo Yoon’s elbow at the end of the game. ‘Tsk tsk. ‘You don’t have enough training.’]
[Immediately after the game ends, Junazareth sighs in relief. ‘Thank god. It seems like Brother Jesus forgot what happened in the last game.’
[After seeing the interview of the Lord of Nazareth, the Lord Jesus grabs his head. ‘The team won, but I lost today. I failed to achieve my goal.’]
***
The A-match period has begun.
South Korea was scheduled to play friendly games against Chile and Poland.
Since it was an important evaluation match held with the World Cup just around the corner, the players except me were training hard and sweating every day.
Me? I decided to take pictures while chatting with the president of the association at the comprehensive soccer center in Cheonan.
You may wonder what’s going on all of a sudden, but the reason is simple.
According to team leader Lee Bang-won, who was dispatched to the Football Association, President Jeong Do-jeon recently became greedy for politics, possibly due to the increased value of his name.
‘Hmm. Is aggro necessary?’
In that case, I, who had received help from the president of the association, could not remain silent.
Isn’t there a wonderful culture called Poom-at in Korean traditional culture?
If you received help, it was also natural to help.
Time passed, and the event began.
“Ah! Jesus Joo, the pride of Korean soccer! Nice to meet you “This is Jeong Do-jeon.”
Unlike when he was shouting for reform, an old man with a kind-hearted appearance approached him and held out his hand.
After confirming the reporters’ location, I held the association president’s hand with a smile.
“You are the president of the association?”
With this, the aggro was definitely brought down.
