Chapter 168 – Side Story 2: Little God of Real Madrid.
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Two years have passed since I returned from injury.
Meanwhile, Real Madrid lifted two Big Years and I added two Ballon d’Ors to my career.
Compared to the Ballon d’Or that I won for my performance at the last China World Cup, the Ballon d’Or that I won this time seems to have less value and only takes up space at home. I tried to distribute it as a subscriber event.
“Jesus!! No!! If you’re going to spread it that way, please donate it to the club museum!!”
The Ballon d’Or trophy that I received from the club’s marketing team, holding my feet and dangling, was put on display at the Jesus Museum of Real Madrid.
This is the Ballon d’Or trophy that Patrasche often licked, and when I saw the tourists lining up to view it at the museum…
‘Hmm… Is it true that a person from the beginning is a person from the beginning?’
Hyeyun and Seoyun are now 5 years old. The two twins, who seem to resemble someone else and are very active, are running around and making a big mess of the house. Last time, I got scolded for breaking the YouTube gold button run by Yuna.
“Kyuiiiiing!!”
“Baaaaa-! Baaaaa-!”
Like Yohan, Hyeyun, and Seoyoon, strangely enough, when they were scolded by their mother, they desperately looked for me.
“Oooooh-!! As expected, the little god of Madrid!!”
While I was reminiscing about the past, Johan beat the defender with La Croquetta and scored. Yohan, now 7 years old, is playing in youth games for Real Madrid CF Alevin A.
I was worried that Yohan, who skipped a grade by 5 levels compared to his age, might get injured, but Yohan, who inherited my solid physical strength and bad boy temperament, swept through various competitions, beating young prospects.
In the last game, he even imitated the use of Johann Limbo and was sent off as soon as the game started.
Of course, I clicked my tongue at the sight of Yohan being ejected.
Why are you following that? Tathagata kidneys are slightly more efficient. Should I pass it on to Yohan later?
Anyway, after that incident, Real Madrid fans started calling Yohan the Little God of Real Madrid, and Yohan became the most notable prospect in Real Madrid.
Well, actually, the fact that he was my son was already enough to attract attention. Plus, he’s good at soccer, so he can’t help but get attention.
Ah! Of course, Yohan’s cute and handsome appearance, which resembles Yuna and I, is also the reason why Yohan is pointed out as the next generation soccer star.
Whose son is this that he’s so handsome and good at soccer?
Beep-!
While he was showing off his child with a little flash of arms, a whistle was heard from the stadium.
As soon as the game ended, Yohan ran up to me at high speed and hugged me.
“Dad! “I scored a hat trick today too!!”
I carefully picked up Yohan and had a conversation.
“Wow, my son is good at soccer?”
“Huh! “Johan is good at soccer!”
“Aren’t you going to be better at soccer than your dad when you grow up?”
“Dad didn’t get a hat trick in the last game. Yohan is better at soccer than Dad.”
When I roughly stroked Yohan’s rat-sized head, Yohan screamed at me not to do it. The boy, who put his hand away from his head, hesitated and grabbed my arm and led me to the ground.
“Yohan will introduce a special friend to your dad!”
As I was led by Yohan’s hand to the ground, I caught the eye of Iker Bravo, who is now retired and coaching promising players.
I was dragged by Yohan and gave him a quick greeting.
I think I see him more often now than at the training ground when I was a player.
Yohan came to my side, holding the hand of a brown-skinned child who was listening to Iker Bravo.
‘Is this a leadern child?’
As I was thinking like that, a boy approached me and extended his hand to shake my hand.
“It’s Hassan. Hassan. One word. Good job.”
I shook hands with the child with a dumbfounded expression.
No, why is the name Hassan…? ?
‘Stand up straight, Hassan! Work, Hassan!’
A cartoon I saw before played in my head.
“… Do you like Jwibulnori?”
“Hassan. Jwibulnori. Good job.”
“… Allahu?”
“Akbar.”
As I thought carefully about Hassan’s words, I discovered something strange.
‘… Wait a minute, isn’t leader Hindu?’
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“Jesus. Thank you for taking me there. Hassan. You will repay the favor later. John. See you tomorrow.”
“Okay, go in carefully.”
“Hassan! Babai! See you tomorrow!”
On the way home with Yohan after dropping off a child named Hassan.
I received a call from Colchester United manager Pedro Rodriguez.
“Puta! Jejus, would you like to come and play for a season? Or would you like to support me?”
I had no choice but to spend my own money in response to Pedro Rodriguez’s ultimatum that he would resign as coach if he did not choose one of the two.
For reference, Colchester United was now a fixture in the Championship League. There was no funding for the transfer fee at all. The role of Teojudaegam in the second division league. Maybe Pedro Rodriguez is more capable than I thought?
Anyway, I handed Pedro Rodriguez some support money and asked for promotion to the Premier League next season.
“Tskbaloma. “If you’re going to ask for promotion, give me twice as much support.”
Pedro Rodriguez, a foreigner whose Korean language patch was completed, demanded more support money from me using harsh Korean profanity.
I shook my head.
As expected, human greed is endless.
Even though we provided money, they are asking for more…
Now that I think about it, what are the La Fabrica trio who moved to Colchester doing?
I think their prices have risen a lot.
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“Huh? They transferred last year. “Don’t you remember that as soon as the transfer request came, you told General Manager Jorginho to coolly let him go?”
Doosik said while drinking a cup of coffee. Du-sik, who had been acting as the owner of Colchester United on my behalf, was able to return to Madrid only after I hired a professional manager for the club.
As I was struggling to remember for a while, Doosik opened his mouth and explained further.
“Last season, Enso Martinez achieved 10-10 and moved to Tottenham, and the other two returned to La Liga.”
Ah… Only then did I remember. In order to more actively lure Real Madrid’s youth, they transferred three La Fabrica players, including Enso Martinez, to the club they wanted to go to, even if it meant losing a little.
“Enso did well in the Premier League, but the other kids seemed a little impatient in their play. Still, isn’t it La Fabrica that I trust and use?”
I nodded at Doosik’s words.
But why did he move to Tottenham?
I don’t understand.
I guess it was because it was easy to eat as a main dish.
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Real Madrid, seeking its third consecutive Champions League title, gave players participating in the round of 16 a break during the away game against Las Palmas.
Naturally, I had to appear in the first leg of the Champions League round of 16, so I watched the away game against Las Palmas while taking care of my children at home.
What on earth did the second division teams do? Las Palmas That damn club finished second last season and returned to the first division.
[The match between Real Madrid and Las Palmas is ending. Las Palmas succeeds in defeating Real Madrid 1:0 at their home stadium.]
The final whistle sounded. Real Madrid, whose players looked overall heavy, perhaps because they traveled a long distance by plane, lost against Las Palmas.
Some Koreans were upset that I didn’t play.
[Title: Oh fuck. Lord Jesus, how come this bastard doesn’t come to Las Palmas even once?]
I bet this time thinking it would be different, but I got hit twice haha
└ Haha
└ Damn, that’s amazing. How many betting categories are there in Jesus’ name?
└ Appearing in the away game against Las Palmas in the first full game of the season, being sent off for the first time in the season, etc. There are a lot of things to like. LOL
└ Meanwhile, the top scorer in La Liga disappeared from the betting category.
└ Ah, my savings are gone.
└ ㅋㄹㅇ ㅋ
In the midst of the league title race against FC Barcelona, they were held back by Las Palmas. The madridistas exploded with anger.
“Valverde OUT!!”
Angry madridistas gathered in the square demanding Valverde be fired. In fact, they are not really doing this to get Valverde fired.
When I was bored, I attended a few demonstrations and asked madridistas who I had made friends with, and it turned out that it was just a social gathering where people gathered because they were bored at home.
And now Valverde seems to have realized this, and has become friendly with them by giving them middle fingers.
“Puta! If it’s frustrating, you supervise it!”
“You idiot! We can’t do it because we don’t have certification!”
“The director doesn’t even know that!”
“Stupid Valverde! Stupid Valverde!”
Anyway, Real Madrid, who gave their main players a break even after being criticized so much, won 4:1 against Juventus in the first leg of the round of 16.
“Space Master Valverde!”
“Hala Madrid!”
In this Champions League match against Juventus, Jesus González, not me, was selected as Man of the Match.
[Jesus Gonzalez was selected as Man of the Match. He ‘is learning a lot from Jejus.’]
Well, I didn’t want to run, so I mainly played in combination. Jesús González was developing his skills much faster than in his previous lives.
Next year is the World Cup, and I think Spain will win the World Cup. Luis Garcia and Sergio Pepe have matured their skills.
Spanish prospects, including former Colchester United player Enso Martinez, showed their potential.
“Phew, you did a good job changing your body in the last World Cup.”
By the way, speaking of prospects, Korea’s promising orphanage trio came to mind.
I heard they are now adults and receiving love calls from many clubs. Where will they go?
