Chapter 150 – Jesus Heaven, Hell of Disbelief -1
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Children began to take their seats one by one at the Jesus Orphanage located in Gangwon-do.
Not long after all the children were in their seats.
The broadcast has begun.
[The first match of the China World Cup group stage between South Korea and Belgium will be held shortly at the Beijing Walker Stadium.]
Korea’s opponent in the first group match of the China World Cup was Belgium.
In the past, Belgium built a golden generation by producing numerous world-class players such as Kevin De Bruyne, Hazard, Lukaku, and Courtois, and ranked third at the 2018 Russia World Cup.
They went through a dark period for quite a long time, with the golden generation aging and promising players not growing as much as expected.
By reaching the semifinals at the last Euro, Belgium announced the revival of a new golden generation.
[Many spectators came to the Beijing Walker Stadium, where the new golden generation of Korea and Belgium, which are considered the strongest national teams in history, will face each other.]
When the Lord Jesus was seen on the broadcast camera, the children began to scream.
“Waaah-! Jesus type-!!”
Players from both teams entered the stadium holding the hands of children who had been selected as player escorts.
When the children saw that, they announced that the game was starting.
“Waaah-! Let’s begin!”
At the sound coming from behind, the hands of the nuns who were preparing snacks became busy.
Fortunately, the nuns were successful in setting up snacks before the game started.
“Her… “At that time, I couldn’t believe that the child had already grown up like that.”
The children and nuns at the orphanage were moved by the sight of the Lord Jesus singing the national anthem at the top of his lungs with his eyes closed.
“Fighting, Jesus-!!”
“Fighting, Jesus Oppa-!!”
Among the children at the orphanage cheering for the Lord Jesus, Joo Yun and Joo Adam Junazareth, who played in the FIFA Youth World Cup national team, were seen.
Jooyun expressed his regret about not being able to participate in the World Cup.
“Under… “I should have gone there.”
Adam Joo snorted at Joo Yoon’s nonsense.
“Phew-. You? With that slim body? “Even if I had gone, I would have gone first, right?”
Jooyun immediately thrust his teeth into Adam Joo and bit him, and a fight broke out in an instant.
Poop-!
Junazareth, who was suddenly caught up in the fight, became irritated.
“You bastards who didn’t even get a golden ball from the Youth World Cup team! “Shut up, sit still and watch the game!”
Joo Yun and Joo Adam could not say anything about Joo Nazareth’s fact-based bombardment. I quietly closed my mouth and turned my gaze to the TV.
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17th minute of the first half.
Perhaps because it was the World Cup held in China, a neighboring country, many spectators from Korea came to the stadium to cheer.
The stadium was filled with Korean spectators wearing red uniforms.
“Great Korean Republic!!”
We were playing a tight game against Belgium, receiving their enthusiastic cheering.
“Jesus type!”
Kim Jin-su’s pass was headed at my feet.
I succeeded in deceiving the defender by letting go of Kim Jin-su’s pass.
The ball passed safely between the defender’s legs. I quickly turned around, ran behind the defender, and hit the shot.
Pwow-!
The first shot of the Korean national team in this game was recorded from the tip of my left foot.
Kaang-!
Hoesim’s mid-range shot with his left foot unfortunately hit the top of the goal post and missed the goal line.
“Ah-!”
As soon as Belgium’s goal kick was announced, sighs erupted from the mouths of the Korean spectators, who thought they had succeeded in scoring in the early hours of the game.
Ah… That doesn’t fit.
The game resumes with Belgium’s goal kick, and Belgium attempts to attack. Did Chinese police really threaten the Korean national team players with a tank? He rushed at the Belgian players with a look of evil on his face.
“Waaaaa-!!”
Under Ko Seok-jun’s strong pressure, the Belgian right fullback missed a pass, and Kim Jin-soo quickly ran in and stole the ball.
Seeing Kim Jin-soo stealing the ball, Kim Dong-jun quickly tried to overlap.
“Jinsu-hyung-!!”
Kim Jin-su called his name and gently pushed the ball into the space in front of Kim Dong-jun, who was penetrating.
In an instant, Korea’s counterattack took place.
As I entered the penalty box, Kim Dong-jun crossed from the side.
I quickly ran to the location with the coordinates and attempted a running header. The ball flew straight to my forehead as if it were a magnet.
“And… What? Is my life a cross?”
I caught a glimpse of Kim Dong-jun admiring his cross.
I tried my best to ignore Kim Dong-jun, who had an expression similar to that of a chimpanzee. I focused on the ball.
Tooung-!
The ball that touched my forehead avoided the goalkeeper’s hand and shook the net.
Let the net shake.
“Waaaaa-!!”
A roar so loud that it shook the stadium erupted from the stands.
“Vamos-!!”
I ran to the place with the largest crowd in Korea, roared, and the crowd in the stadium started shouting my name and singing hymns.
“Jesus Heaven!! “Hell of disbelief!!”
Um.
Don’t wear a priest’s uniform with a Bible and a cross.
It’s like Honmono.
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The moment when the first goal of the Lord Jesus was scored.
The Korean broadcasters who were broadcasting the first group match between Korea and Belgium at Beijing Walker Stadium burst into laughter.
[Kim Dong-jun, who is breaking through quickly, uploaded by Kim Dong-jun!! Aaaaah-! Gooooo!! Lord Jesus-! The Lord Jesus succeeds in scoring!! Korea leading the way!!]
└Wowaaaaa!
└ Jesus Punch! Jesus Punch! Jesus Punch! Jesus Punch! Jesus Punch!
└ The only god in the world is Jesus! The only god in the world is Jesus!
└ This is Korea’s GOD kimchi! This is Korea’s GOD kimchi! This is Korea’s GOD kimchi!
[Kim Dong-Jun’s quick breakthrough and blade-like cross! And the finishing touch is of course this player! This is Joo Jesus, the world’s best soccer star born in Korea!!]
[Now, if you look at this scene, as soon as Kim Jin-su breaks the ball, Kim Dong-jun starts running fast. Jinsu Kim immediately hit a through ball. Then, Kim Dong-jun made a perfect cross while looking at Joo Jesus, who cut into the penalty box. It goes without saying that Jesus Joo’s high-RBI header was a perfect score following a perfect counterattack!!]
└ Kya… Is this Korea’s performance?
└ The counterattack speed was crazy. ㄷㄷ;;
└ Look at Jesus’ type jumping ability;; One head higher than the opponent’s defense;;
└Wow, the RBI is really high;; Crazy! You’re crazy!
└ Jesus-hyung, looking at the distance he has covered so far and the header he just scored, I feel like he is playing soccer very roughly in La Liga.
└ ㄹㅇㅋㅋ It turns out that he was a Jesus-type patriot haha
└ Patriotic striker haha
└ I have three Jesus-type children now, and they are patriots… I also donate a lot. It’s because I do a lot of things in the stadium. People are good.
[With this goal, Jesus Joo writes a new history in Korean soccer. Joo Jesus becomes Korea’s World Cup player with the most goals! Ah! I’m really proud!]
└? Aren’t there only 4 goals scored in the Jesus World Cup?
└ ㅇㅇ The highest scorer in the World Cup in Korea was 3 goals haha
└ ㅇㅎ;
“Jesus Heaven! “Hell of disbelief!!”
[… Anyway, I see more people carrying crosses and Bibles to the stadium than I expected.]
└ Haha
└ Jesus heaven, disbelief hell!!
└ Those crazy bastards really went that way haha
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After Joo Jesus’ opening goal, Belgium began to attack vigorously to score an equalizer.
[The players have been calmly blocking Belgium’s strong offensive so far!!]
South Korea did well to block Belgium’s attack in the 43rd minute of the first half.
Kwon Taek-yong, who played as a defensive midfielder, made a touch mistake and lost the ball to Jörg Ritter, creating a dangerous situation.
[Ah! Taekyong Kwon loses the ball to Jörg Ritter! Crisis situation in Korea! Jörg Ritter passes forward to Carrasco who penetrates! Carrasco’s next shot!! Whoa, whoa-! Goalkeeper Yoo Young-beom blocks Carrasco’s shot!!]
Carrasco’s shot could not penetrate Beomleluya Yoo Young-beom, who was guarding the goal of Korea.
[Goalkeeper Yoo Young-beom’s super save!! Kim Dong-jun clears the dropped second ball outside the touch line, and Korea overcomes the crisis safely!!]
[It was a dangerous moment, we need to handle the ball a little more calmly in the danger area. Like now, if the ball is taken away, you can shoot right away?]
Belgium somehow tried to score an equalizer in the remaining time in the first half.
[Kim Dong-jun blocks the dribble of club teammate Carrasco!!]
South Korea successfully blocked Belgium’s attack and finished the first half with a lead.
Jesus Christ finished the first half without conceding a goal
“… This is fucking soccer.”
I quietly wiped away tears as I thought about the Korean national team in previous games, where one goal led to two goals.
Behind the Lord Jesus, there were figures shaking a brightly shining cross from side to side.
“Jesus heaven, disbelief hell!!”
The Lord Jesus shook his head with a disgusted expression.
‘… Since they’re doing this as a group on the soccer field, it seems like a cult, and it’s terrifying.’
And when the scene was caught on the broadcast camera, a child at the Lord Jesus Orphanage shouted in joy.
“Oh! We’re selling Jesus-type goods!”
