Chapter 259 – Deity (1)
Several days have passed since the final battle with Chaos Alcatraz and the sealing of Numeron, the dimension gate, were returned to Brighton Castle.
Everyone may be thinking that everything is over, but I still have work left to do.
After…
It’s nice to see everyone happy that everything is over, but I feel uncomfortable.
I promised myself a long time ago that I would explain God’s name to everyone, but now that I think about it happening, I just can’t muster the courage.
Are you feeling your greatest fear after coming to this world?
But it will come someday. Avoiding it now will not work.
So I’ve invited everyone tonight.
I feel like a prisoner about to be executed, waiting for everyone to arrive. Everyone can come to the room together, but I have said that I want to be alone to calm my mind as much as possible.
Smart!
Phew… The time has finally come!
“Come in…”
At my words, the door opened and all eight people slowly came in.
“Jinui, what happened that brought us all here?”
“Okay. Why are you looking so serious?”
Everyone sat around me and asked questions, paying attention to my face.
Okay, this can’t be undone now. If I put it off here, I don’t think I’ll ever be able to tell everyone.
Honestly, it might be okay to keep it a secret forever. After all, I’m the only one in this world who knows the meaning of God’s name.
However, there is a need to return to the original world in preparation for the demons that will invade again. At that time, someone will definitely return to the world I lived in, and someone may notice at some point.
Who knows, maybe Ellie already knows what her name means.
I slowly opened my mouth, which had become as heavy as a thousand pounds, and spoke to everyone in a trembling voice.
“The reason I called everyone today is because I have something to say about God’s name…”
The moment they heard what I said, everyone looked surprised. It seems he didn’t know he was going to talk about God.
I think there are some things that I haven’t been able to call by my new name lately. Well, there are people who can’t even control their body properly if they are called by a divine name during normal times, so I don’t have to call it except when I’m working at night.
“Are you talking about the divine name? Now that I think about it, it seems like it’s been a while since Jinunim called me.”
“It feels so good to call you by your new name! Are you all going to have sex today?”
Yuria said she was happy to hear that she was excited, but my mind was confused.
I continued, stroking Yuria’s head as she was wagging her tail as if she was happy.
“That’s not the case today. I brought Rachel with me in the first place, so there’s no way I could have done that.”
“Then what are you planning to talk about…”
Among the eight people, some people looked like they had no idea, while others looked like they had a rough guess.
“I’m thinking of telling you the meaning of our divine name. Is that right?”
Renia gave the correct answer. I quietly nodded at Lenia’s words.
Huh… I was prepared, but even now I feel like I just want to run out of the room, but I’m holding back as much as I can.
I feel so sorry for the girls who have such innocent expressions of anticipation, but how should I say this?
But how can we avoid it now?
Could it be that… I have to kill him? Haha…
“I’ll tell you in advance.”
I stood up, bent my back to 90 degrees and bowed my head as everyone watched.
“I’m sorry! This is my fault no matter what! I’m so sorry!”
When I suddenly apologized, everyone just looked at me with puzzled expressions.
“Ji, Jinu? Why are you suddenly apologizing…”
“I apologize for your divine names. Actually, not all of your divine names have such good meanings. My name is like a nickname that one human made up as a joke with malicious intent. It is definitely not a name that should be called grandiose divine names.”
Well, here we go.
Who should I speak first? It’s all shocking, so should we start with the worst? Or should I gradually move up from weaker names to stronger names?
No matter where you go, only a future where everyone is disappointed is depicted.
I decided to think as much as I could in this short moment and talk about the most serious things first.
Okay…
But who can be considered the most serious?
This is the problem.
Oh my goodness!
There is no batting line for anyone to skip. It’s all serious…
Really, right now, I just want to call my past self and kill it.
Now, it’s not a matter of choosing who is the worst, but of choosing who will be less shocked when they hear the meaning of God’s name.
No. Since it’s like this, let’s not pick a serious level, let’s stick with this!
“Okay, let’s get started.”
I was quiet for a moment and when I opened my mouth, everyone’s eyes were focused on me.
“As I said before, meeting you guys was a game for me. So I’ll go down in the order I created the characters.”
This is so simple that you don’t have to worry about who will be next.
“Then… I’m the first one.”
“Yes, you are the first one, Lien.”
I carefully got up and made eye contact with Lien.
“I’ll tell you right away without making any excuses. Rien, your divine name is… Empress of the Most High.”
“Huh!”
When I shouted, Lien stumbled for a moment. When I think about it now, I wonder why it climaxes when I shout my name… Who set this?
Was this the work of the gods of the world my characters lived in? Did you want to kill me!!
I was speechless for a moment as I saw Lien stumbling.
“I’m fine… Master… Please continue.”
“…Okay. Your divine name is a combination of three words: Supreme, Thalgeun, and Empress. Do you understand what Empress is here? You can think of Supreme as meaning expert or the best.”
Lien listened to me and nodded her head. The Empress knew what the word meant and I had just taught her the meaning of Supreme.
The problem is the middle word.
“Now, the problem is the word ‘taegun’ in the middle…”
I lifted her hand up so I could see Lien. And then she continued, holding her muscle between her thumb and index finger.
“When I was young, this muscle was called the taloclus muscle. Because…”
To give an example of a jerk, I closed my hand as if holding something. And slowly moved it up and down.
“We used to tease each other by saying that when men masturbate, this muscle develops a lot. If I had a friend with a bulging area, I would go home and make fun of him for masturbating a lot.”
For a moment, Lien had a blank expression on her face as if she didn’t understand what I was talking about, but her face gradually turned red. She probably understood what she meant.
“Well, then… The meaning of my divine name is…”
“…You can think of it as a name given to the Empress with the best muscles…”
After hearing my words, Lien’s face went from red to burning. She probably remembers a time when others called her by her own name.
“Puhahahahaha! What, did Lien’s Shinmyeong mean that? Ta, the empress with the best jerk!! Didn’t Lien masturbate a bit too much? Haha!”
Everyone had quite serious expressions upon hearing what I said, but Lenia was the only one holding her stomach and laughing out loud.
Lien didn’t say anything and just remained in a daze, then turned her head to hear Renia’s words. She saw a person standing there who had the appearance of a scary demon.
“Shut up!!! If you say any more than that, I’ll kill you!!”
“Puhahaha! Ah, it’s so funny I think I’m going to die! Haha!”
I quickly got between Lien and Renia.
“Calm down, Lien! This is all my fault. If you’re going to be angry, take it out on me!”
“Haa… Haa… So, first of all, that’s the meaning of my divine name? Then… Does this mean that other people’s divine names are also like this?”
I nodded quietly.
“Then I guess Renia will be next. Renia! Let me tell you how amazing your reputation is.”
“Ha! I don’t know what all the words in my name are, but… Would you still say it like Lien?”
Renia’s excitement… In some sense, can be seen as not as serious as Rien’s.
However, it is just a story that depends on how you perceive it.
“Then next, Renia! Your new name is… Lori Bumi-chan.”
“Haaan! Really… The problem is that when Jinu-nim tells me the divine name, my body reacts too much.”
Like Lien, Lenia also climaxed the moment she heard the divine name, but it seems that she felt less pleasure because she knew what was going to be said in advance.
“Your new name can be seen as being made up of three words: Lori, Tumi, and Chan. But unlike before, you don’t know what all three mean, right?”
“That’s right. These are just words that have never been sung in the world I lived in. I’ve always been curious about what they mean.”
“First of all, Lori, who is in the front… Usually refers to a girl, a very young girl… It is not just called for girls, but now… It is also used for women like you who look young regardless of their age. Hey.”
Renia, who had been smiling earlier when she heard Lien’s excited name, disappeared for a moment.
“I don’t know about you, but there used to be a pet called ‘Bomi’, and this pet had a function that automatically ate items that fell when it caught a demon. At that time, Renia, a female mage connected to you, was seriously underperforming, so she attacked. “When it’s time to do this, like the pet named Bomi I just mentioned, pick up the item and eat it instead, so I called it Beopmi by combining the female wizard’s Beopja and Bomi’s Mi.”
It seems to be a shock to Renia, who is currently the strongest among them, that the character connected to her was so bad that she was called trash.
“The meaning has changed again, so it has become a cute term used by people who have characters connected to you. The last chan is a word you use as a sign of friendliness when calling someone’s name in another country in the world where I used to live…”
“Then… Does my divine name… Mean that I am a useless girl?”
Although the meaning of twitmi was used that way a long time ago, no one would use it in that sense these days. However, that part seems to be a shock to Renia.
Ah, now that I’ve talked about the fate of two people, there are still six people left…
