Chapter 1 – I’ll Show You What a Real Asshole Is
When I opened my eyes, I saw an unfamiliar ceiling.
Confused, I got up and looked around.
Even the bedspread was embroidered with gorgeous gold threads, the curtains with luxurious curtains, and the exhibits on the walls were antique, but it showed that the owner of this room was by no means low in status.
“What? Is this a paradise after death?”
I clearly remember my last.
He was beaten to death by bereaved family members disguised as guards in prison.
But now that I’m alive and well, I think I may be fantasizing because I took drugs.
‘Kuh-kuh-kuh, there’s no way that’s the case. I was having a more stimulating and addictive hobby that could not be compared to drugs.’
My hobbies were truly dynamic.
In fact, those who bond are losers who fantasize in their heads because they do not have the confidence to realize their hobbies in reality.
At least in Korea, people with even a little bit of money do drugs, but to me, who was the chairman of a world-leading company, the guy with 100 million won or the guy with 10 billion won was that guy.
‘I need to know where this place is.’
I opened my hand and looked.
It felt a bit odd.
My hands are not this soft.
My hands, which have done everything since I was a child, were full of calluses.
But now, this hand was a hand that hadn’t held anything properly since I was born.
At that time, deformed burning letters appeared above my head.
[Welcome to the parallel world, the continent of Fantasia. As a human chosen by the Demon Union, you were randomly possessed by a human in a parallel world.]
“What? Did you take too many drugs?”
Rubbing my eyes, I glared at the writing in front of me once more.
But again, the letters shook but did not disappear.
“Who are you?”
[My name is Saerom, a former member of the Devil Alliance and the helper of Song Gil-joon’s apprentice.]
It was a bit confusing.
What is the Devil Alliance and what is the Apprentice Evil?
Fortunately, the strange writing called Saerom knew how to solve my curiosity and solved it.
[The Devil’s Union is an organization created by the Demon Lords who serve the Demon God. The main purpose of this alliance is to train humans with devilish qualities to become high-ranking demons who can work for the alliance after they have been corrupted or appeased.]
“So, are you saying that I can get your help now and work later?”
[You are quick to understand. You’re right.]
There was nothing special.
Even when I worked for Seven Dragon Nobles, I worked for others at first.
In the end, though, I took all of those superiors and made it mine.
In particular, it was so thrilling when he raped his close friend and former representative’s wife by lying on the bed.
Just thinking about it made me feel my thighs stand up.
“By the way, what’s the apprentice evil? It’s very rustic, isn’t it?”
[The probationary villain represents the current title of Song Gil-jun. For quick understanding, I will reveal the status window first.]
-Status window-
Name: Giljun Song
Title: Apprentice Evil (lowest)
Occupation: unemployed
LEVEL: 1
Strength: 6 Dexterity: 5 Intelligence: 4 Luck: 1
Bonus Stat: 0
Karma Level: 0
Skill: Evil Eye
Status: Possessed in a parallel world
What game is this like?
It’s not like I didn’t know the stats and the status window.
If the chairman of Korea’s No. 1 web novel company doesn’t know this, he should get rid of his job right away.
In addition, Seven Dragons Nobles has a game company as a subsidiary.
“Did you say Saerom? Then what kind of monsters should I catch and level up to become stronger?”
[That’s right. If you catch monsters on the continent of Fantasia or do personal training, your experience will increase and you will get bonus stats when your level goes up. You can put it on the item you want to make it stronger.]
I know what you mean.
In the past, when the subsidiary Chilryong Games occasionally hit the jackpot, there were reports about the game, but it was all like this.
Killing monsters, leveling up, becoming stronger and sweeping around.
It’s an obvious story, but each time, young people brought their money and played games with the same repertoire, only with a different appearance.
“There is one strange thing. If so, are you not choosing the wrong person?”
I know about the game, but I’m not an expert.
When I said I was chosen, that meant that I saw some potential for growth or potential in me.
However, since I am the president of a novel company rather than the game side, a manager would be right.
However, if the growth method is hard leveling, it would be appropriate to choose someone who is much younger than me and has a sense of the game.
“Then why did you choose me?”
[Can you see the karma value in the status window?]
When I lowered my eyes again and looked at the letters floating in the air, I actually saw an item called Karma value between the status windows, and it was still 0.
[The karma level increases whenever Giljun Song accumulates bad deeds or karma. Giljun Song, who is currently an apprentice evildoer, receives different karma according to the degree of evil he accumulates. Later, if Karma is accumulated over 100, it becomes 4 bonus stat points.]
Now I understand why you chose me.
In short, isn’t it that doing bad things makes me stronger?
If this world can only become stronger by doing bad things, no one will come after me.
Because every single action I take is to erode the happiness of others.
“Okay, I see why you chose me. Then, should I act as a trainee?”
[That’s right. Good luck.]
Communication with Saerom was cut off.
I woke up and looked in the mirror.
I saw my reflection in the mirror.
A youthful face with firm skin and no wrinkles.
Maybe 20 years old?
Unfortunately, I was a foreigner.
Seeing that his face was blindingly pale like that of a white race, the owner of this body before being possessed was not tanned at all, which white people who live for a while these days unconditionally say.
“There is no such thing as a body, a face, or a loser.”
Skinny, short, with a freckled face and no muscles, this body was very different from my body, which had maintained its muscles through professional care in the previous world.
This man, whose dark hair had grown long enough to cover his eyes, did not seem to be interested in sports.
‘Usually in possessed novels, when the main character first starts, he trains his body first.’
But I have no intention of training my body.
If you accumulate karma and fill your stats, you will automatically become stronger, so why train your body?
As I was looking in the mirror, I heard someone coming from outside the door.
Knock Knock Knock
“Bocchan, may I come in?”
“Come in.”
Squeak
The door opens and a beautiful woman in a traditional maid outfit enters.
Her immaculate skin and large eyes had the power to attract the attention of others strangely, and the well-developed breasts of an adult woman welled up on her breasts.
In comparison, her limbs were thin, and her waist was thin, giving her a feminine body.
“Hmm, are you like my servant and maid in charge?”
You know everything and ask.
As you can see, I’m alone in a fancy room, and I’m the child of the house, and if it’s a female maid who enters my room alone, of course she’ll be in charge.
As expected, she was proud of her plump breasts in front of her eyes, and when I spoke to her, she was startled and nodded her head absentmindedly.
“Yes, today’s shift is Mei.”
She called herself by name in the third person.
I hate women who call themselves by their names like that.
Maybe you will like it
I didn’t like it, I liked it, what does that mean?
I don’t like a woman who trembles, but breaking a woman who pretends to be a woman brings twice the pleasure, so it means that there are two sides.
“But why are you so surprised when I called?”
She didn’t ask a question out of the blue, she just spoke to the maid who had entered her room resolutely, but her reaction was a bit excessive.
May breaks into a cold sweat at my question and becomes restless.
“Sorry! Sorry for the surprise! I was wrong.”
Mei suddenly drops to her knees and apologizes.
This is kinda weird
“Tell me in 10 seconds why you are apologizing to me immediately. Otherwise, things you can’t even imagine will happen.”
My words brought tears to Mei’s big, round eyes.
The sight of her on her knees, with her coveted blonde hair down to her shoulders, aroused her manly lust, but I am not a sloppy spectator with his pants down when the play hasn’t even started.
“The other day, while I was delivering food, I spilled a little water and got slapped by the young master. I heard that you heard what the lord said because of that. I was scared and surprised because I thought he was trying to reprimand me. I’m sorry if it bothered you.”
Aha, I slapped the maid who accidentally spilled water on me.
And the lord, who is supposed to be my father, was afraid that he would scold me and be scolded for it?
“Hey, let me ask you honestly. Do I have a good reputation in this mansion?”
Mei hesitates, then answers.
“That… The lord is expecting that someday you will be able to do great things. I believe that someday you will be kind to our maids.”
“If you interpret it the other way around, you’re saying that you haven’t done anything right now, so your father is only expecting you, and he’s usually treated you badly?”
“I-I don’t mean that… “
May blushes in surprise and shakes her head.
Every time she shakes her head, her hair, like a field of finely braided golden wheat, shakes as well.
“Hey, do you have a nickname for me in this house?”
“No! There is absolutely no such thing!”
Strong negative.
There is there is.
In fact, if it’s not, it’s disappointing in its own way.
“What is my nickname? By the way, I’m going to ask all the other maids as well. But think for yourself what will happen if only you say a different nickname.”
Mei couldn’t see her face reddening now, and she was pale.
There are still tears in her left eye, but tears have fallen from her right eye and left marks on her floor.
Stupid men will be sympathetic and restless when they see that, but I know very well that I have to push the woman harder at times like this.
“Can’t you tell me sooner? Do you want another slap on the cheek?”
“Headsman! I think I’ve heard that some, not all, people called the young master an idiot. I may have heard it wrong.”
Headsman.
That’s a good nickname.
In short, am I not a problem child in this mansion?
I have read quite a few novels in which the main characters who are possessed are idiots.
All of the novels on possession that I read had problems with the main characters.
I asked to confirm it.
And I was convinced
“Did you say May?”
Mei trembles and nods her head.
Of course you will be nervous.
I called the boy that Ji serves as a fool.
Now it’s time for me to give that punishment.
“Come for a second.”
At my words, Mei hesitates and approaches me.
At that time, another strange burning letter appears in front of my eyes.
[Do you want to activate the skill Devil’s Eye? When you activate the skill, you can check the opponent’s status window.]
Aha, the detection skill.
In all possessed novels, it is a skill that the main character starts with unconditionally.
I’m the only one who knows all about you and read a lot of novels, so I check her status skillfully.
-Status Window-
Name: Mei
Title: nothing
Occupation: Maid
LEVEL: 2
Strength: 6 Dexterity: 4 Intelligence: 1 Luck: 3
Bonus Stat: 0
Karma Level: 0
Skills: Washing dishes quickly, sewing while sleeping, sticking to the tongue
Status: confused, fearful
Look at this year
Cheeky has two more skills than me.
Annoyance wells up inside.
Especially putting it on the philtrum of the tongue.
How much I wanted to do it in my life.
In my previous life, I had a short tongue, so that was impossible.
And I think I ate too much this life.
Because I just tried it and it didn’t work.
Even more, the hostility towards Mei burns.
“Aren’t you coming soon?”
As I yell at her, Mei jumps up next to me sitting on the bed, startled.
As soon as she approaches, I roughly grab her white wrist and throw her onto the bed.
“Kyaaaaagh!”
As May is unknowingly thrown onto the bed, she is startled and she screams.
To be honest, looking at the stats, the strength is the same at 6.
Rather, the level is one below me.
That woman must have gotten bonus stats and invested in her powers.
Having the same strength as a woman who does chores is a case that shows how weak the possessed body is.
But momentum is important.
The brain of that year is already a brain that has been marinated in the class system.
Even if my strength stat was not 6 but below that, I would have been dragged.
“Why, why are you like that? Bocchan, don’t do this. What are you going to do if the lord finds out?”
I smile at Mei’s words.
That mean smile that Gil-Jun Song usually gave when he was living a hobby in his previous life.
“Giggiggik, if my nickname is dug into the surname anyway, that means my father knows something about my behavior, right? It must have been a foolish thing.”
But I think the guy before being possessed is too immature.
The maid spilled water, but just slapped her on the cheek?
It is sewage among sewage.
A true idiot doesn’t do that.
From now on, I’ll show you what a real maniac is.
