Chapter 61 – Episode 61 – Workplace Administrator Rights
“I finally got the entry-level manager ticket.”
Bronze, low level, newbie, beginner. These are words that Korean men who can tolerate being called an asshole but can’t stand being told they can’t play are extremely detested. The fact that Hyunwoo was also this guy’s ‘beginner’ manager continued to bother him.
When I think about it, it’s funny. Nowadays, it feels like being promoted to the manager of the work system is more important than being promoted at the company.
But ironically, something much more important is true. If you try to become an assistant manager, the salary will only go up by a small amount, and unlike employees and supervisors, you will only be asked to do a lot of work to see if it is worth doing. As a result, it was natural for Hyunwoo to cling to administrator authority in the work system.
“Um… The first promotion… Yeah. “It was when I fucked Seo Jin-ah.”
※ Work instructions (employee level)
[Use the psychological message and have sexual intercourse with a female employee with attractiveness points of 7 or higher. It must be completed within one month from the date of the work order.]
[3 points paid if successful]
[3 month salary reduction in case of failure]
When I thought about it, it was a really crappy [Work order]. You should eat the liver of a flea because you are messing with the salary of an office worker. An office worker’s salary is a ‘small and precious’ thing that must be protected until the last moment.
‘No way…’
A sudden feeling of anxiety. So… What does that mean?
[Please check the work instructions.]
Hyunwoo suddenly feels the urge to mute the system notifications that are making a fuss as if there is a system error, so he activates the [Work Instructions] Item. Then, a new instruction appears that has not appeared in a long time.
※ Work instructions (deputy level)
[Use psychological messages to complete targeting female employees with charm points of 8 or higher. It must be completed within 3 months from the date of the work order.]
[1 point paid if successful]
[Dismissal in case of failure]
“It’s called breaking… Breaking!”
In the neighborhood over there, even if you lose billions through land speculation, you’re reprimanded, right? Isn’t this too much? System guy.
“Besides, why was the reward reduced? I definitely gave 3 points when I was at beginner level. From anyone’s perspective, isn’t this a more difficult [Work order]?”
[Even in the original game, beginner rewards are good, right?]
“No, so this is a game?”
[Weren’t you enjoying it like a game?]
“…”
Hyunwoo silently closes the strangely irrefutable system alarm and checks his [Status window].
[User Hyunwoo Lee]
[Level: Intermediate Administrator] – New!
[Age: 29] [Height: 177] [Weight: 68]
[Stamina: 4/10] [Charisma: 3/10] [Stamina: 7/10] [Command: 4/10]
[Remaining points: 3] – New!
[Remaining employment contracts: 95]
[Monthly additional salary: 3,012,000 won]
[Employment contract items have been lifted.]
Hehe”
Although he was angry because of the crappy [Work instructions], Hyunwoo couldn’t help but smile proudly when he saw the [Remaining points] With 3 points remaining.
‘Am I lacking in stamina? At that time, I didn’t know that I would be treated like that by Choi Hyun-min.’
Hyun-woo, who realized the importance of [Physical strength], Or physical strength, after being told by Hyun-min, suddenly became attracted to [Physical strength].
‘No, it’s [Charm] After all?’
Despite being so good to Kim Hye-ri as a mentor, Hyun-woo’s appearance, which was so ordinary as to be ordinary, may have played a big role in not receiving any attention. However, as long as you have [Charm], You can go around hitting on women without having to manipulate [Psychological messages].
‘No. What’s the fun in eating like that?’
What fun would there be in picking on women who look like gisaeng brothers? Hyeon-woo was already able to use the work system to carve a lewd tattoo on Seo Jin-ah’s buttocks, and Kim Hye-ri made her masturbate in front of an unknown man through random chats.
That’s not all. He created a deviant account and uploaded naked photos of the arrogant Eunseol. Although her face is covered, her body seems to be quite hot among the community as it is spread everywhere.
Can these actions be said to increase [Attractiveness]? It’s absolutely impossible. It’s a good thing I don’t have to go to the police station.
What if I get hit a little because I’m not physically strong? Are you disappointed with your average impression? Rather, it is better not to be noticed. That way, the company will be able to control its female employees to its heart’s content
In the end, [Leadership] Was the correct answer to manipulate many female employees through the work system, and [Virginity] Was the correct answer to enjoy a diverse sex life.
“Let’s go with [Leadership] And [Energy]!”
If the system had a value like [Intelligence] That could upgrade Hyunwoo’s somewhat unexceptional brain, he would have been the 1st pick, but such a thing does not exist in the work system.
After coming to a conclusion, Hyunwoo invests the remaining point into leadership without hesitation.
[Command: 5/10] – New!
This is because the [Command] Value was ultimately necessary to carry out the new [Work instructions] Received when promoted to [Middle-level Manager].
“Now, one additional person can be registered in the [Female Employee] Tab.”
Hyunwoo decides to save the remaining two points for any unexpected situation and checks the newly unlocked [Employment Contract] After becoming a [Middle-level Manager].
[Employment contract]
1. Work cooperation – Party B must carry out all work-related instructions requested by Party A.
2. Providing money or valuables (5% of monthly salary) – Party B must provide a portion of salary to Party A. (Number of people available for contract +10)
3. Report on private life – Party A may request Party B to report on private life unrelated to work.
4. Private meeting – Party A may request Party B to hold a private meeting unrelated to work. (Monthly available times +2)
5. Slander – Spread unfounded rumors about other employees to the target. (Reliability somewhat high) – new!
?(Lock)
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“Kya! This is it. This is it. Why did this come out only now?”
As he was promoted to [Mid-Level Manager], The number of people offering money and the number of possible private meetings increased, but only the fifth [Employment contract] Caught Hyunwoo’s eyes.
The newly unlocked [Slander] Was literally like a cheat for Hell Joseon’s office politics. No, isn’t this a complete scam?
The company doesn’t have that many employees, but every day dozens of rumors spread about the lunchroom, tea time, smoking room, and women’s lounge. Birth and extinction were repeated in conference rooms and other places. In fact, the company was a huge battleground for Agari fighters who never rested for a moment.
Of course, no matter what company you work for, there is no place where slandering a specific person or unfounded rumors do not exist. But
“Okay. In our company, gossiping behind people’s backs has crossed the line quite a bit.”
Hyunwoo is not staying quiet at work for no reason.
Due to the nature of public affairs carried out by public institutions, people cannot be evaluated based on clear performance or performance. Therefore, the main criteria for determining promotion are reputation and personal connections within the company. Civil servants also evaluate the people around them when giving performance reviews.
In the end, promotion in the company
‘What about him?’ ‘Oh, he has a good reputation?’ ‘Then let’s go with him.’
It is carried out in a fundamental way. Sounds like crap? It’s the 21st century now? Surprisingly, it is true.
This idiotic promotion system ultimately helped establish a beautiful(?) Company culture in which all kinds of slander and rumors never ceased.
However, with [Slander], Hyunwoo can create public opinion within the company as he wants. In other words, it is not a task to make just one person an asshole. Even Goebbels, who did all sorts of agitations next to Hitler, could not even hand out a business card.
“Good. It can grind your mentality into powder.”
[Slander] Is a very, very useful [Employment contract] Because in order to manipulate a female employee’s [Psychological message], Her [Mentality] Must be reduced to the lowest level.
“As long as you have this, new [Work orders] Are just a piece of gum.”
Promotion to [Mid-Level Manager], Remaining points, and even a new [Employment contract]. Hyunwoo’s confidence has skyrocketed thanks to the series of rewards. Did I tell you to remove the ox horn as soon as possible? To select female employees to target right now, search only female employees in the [Administrator] Section.
“Hmm…”
“Hmm…”
“Huh…?”
“…”
Hyunwoo checks the attractiveness level of each female employee. However, the confident face gradually turns earthy.
– Tak!
And Hyun-woo, who continues to look at the list of female employees, nervously throws his smartphone onto the bed.
“Ceebaal!”
“Isn’t this a complete bug?”
In the end, he even starts swearing and screaming loudly.
That’s right.
In Hyunwoo’s company, there are no female employees with a [Attractiveness] Score of 8 or higher.
* * *
“Fuck shit fuck…”
“Fuck you, bug, fuck you…”
“It’s destruction, destruction, destruction, destruction~”
“Ahahaha, I’ll be free in 3 months~”
The dream of retiring from work is something every office worker harbors in their heart. For Hyunwoo, that dream is now three months away.
“Hey. How do I break this?”
Hold the smartphone in your hand and ask the work system.
However, the message that had been flirtatious until a moment ago disappeared like a lie. This situation feels like a dream to Hyunwoo.
‘Will the karma stack that has been built up so far explode like this? After all, the world is still worth living in. To be punished like this. It’s a good punishment, a good punishment.’
“I should have lived a good life… Wouldn’t it be too late to regret it now?”
What would it have been like if Kim Hye-ri’s maiden opening had been delayed a bit? And what if you attacked her as a virgin? Hyeri was the only female employee with a charm of 8 that existed in the work system. She, of course, has now become an obvious past tense.
No. What if she hadn’t known the work system in the first place? She could have lived happily ever after with her right-hand girl, just watching porn after work.
Should I look into moving to another company right now? I will turn 30 next year, so is there a company like Hogu that will accept Moondori instead of Gongdori?
– Gulp
“Ha”
Hyunwoo, who had lost consciousness due to shock, gulps down cold water to come to his senses. Only then does he come to his senses to some degree and begins to look for ways to achieve the terrifying [Work order] Of dismissal in case of failure.
“Are you telling HR team Kim Ji-young to only hire pretty women?”
It is impossible. What kind of world is it these days? If someone is chosen based on their appearance, they will be featured on the front page of the newspaper the next day. And you can’t hire new employees in just three months. They say it’s fair hiring, but they have to post job postings for a month.
“We are hiring hundreds of interns. Won’t one person get caught?”
Internship is also unlikely. I’ll say it again, what kind of world is it these days? There is a whole hiring process for interns, and there is no distinction between male and female, let alone a photo on the resume, so how do you select a woman with an attractiveness rating of 8?
“If her charm level is 8, she will definitely be prettier than Seo Jin-ah, Eun-seol, and Kim Hye-ri, so shouldn’t she be at the level of a semi-celebrity?”
“How do you let a woman like that into your company? And that too within 3 months?”
Hyunwoo sits in bed for hours, muttering and trying to find a solution, but no realistic solution comes to mind. In the end, the method he chose was.
* * *
-Seojin, I definitely told you to show your husband her tattoo and take a picture of his reaction.
– My husband goes on a business trip every day these days. He comes home tomorrow, so be sure to…
-Not until tomorrow. If you don’t let him go by then, Byeong-ju will invade the newlywed’s house. Do you understand?
– Yes…
The command given by Hyun-woo after tattooing a lewd wing-shaped tattoo on Seo Jin-ah’s back. Realizing that a few days have passed, and she still hasn’t sent her video, he sends her a messenger right away and threatens her.
That’s right.
If you can’t complete the quest, wouldn’t it be better to just enjoy the game until it’s game over?
“Okay. Enjoy the last three months. There will never be another opportunity like this in your life. Try everything you can’t do. Haha,”
Hyunwoo was in the mode of someone who enjoys things that cannot be avoided.
