Chapter 22 – Lee Junseo (Son) – Our Family Gets Along Well
* Lee Junseo (Son) – Our Family Gets Along Well (4)
Below is a summary of the comments that suddenly increased over the past week.
[I want to suck those tits so bad]
[WTF, are those even human tits?]
[Doesn’t look natural? Seems like they’re fake]
[No Korean woman would do this LOLOLOLOL probably a foreigner LOLOLOL]
[Isn’t that a Korean bathroom?]
[They probably brought a foreign chick to Korea, you idiots]
[My number is XXX-XXXX-XXXX, please, bro, just one shot, please, I’m a top marksman, please LOLOLOL]
[Can I watch?]
[Show us her face]
[A bitch like that deserves to be beaten until she cries, I agree]
[I want to kick her chest sooooo hard]
[Soccer kick, easy]
[Dude, upload a video, you moron ㅗㅗ]
[If they’re worried about getting caught, they’re probably Korean]
[No way they’re Korean, those tits aren’t human LOLOLOLOL]
[The account owner is the only one getting to touch them, you bastard]
[Upload an update soon]
[My pants are down, shiiiiit]
[Can we request something? Like, a handprint on her chest, lol]
[You crazy bastard LOLOLOLOL]
[That’s how we can confirm if they’re fake LOLOLOLOL]
[LOLOLOLOLOL I agree]
There were about a hundred more comments like that. Given the nature of this community, it’s almost impossible to get caught, and even if you do, you can just delete your account and make a new one, so it’s easy to post again. Now that I’ve got a decent amount of traffic, I’m thinking of limiting the rest of the photos so they can only be seen if you follow or do something else, and just enjoy it moderately.
It was easy to create the account, and my mom was so happy when she saw the posts that her face was beaming, so it was a good thing for me and Yeowon’s mom. “The Milk Cow Wife and Her Master,” now that I think about it, it’s a bit too explicit, but the people who commented said it was a fitting name.
‘I think I know why Mom likes to show off. It’s like the heart of a show-off, just enjoying the reactions of people.’
In my mom’s case, she likes the men’s explicit reactions, and she even masturbated while reading the posts. She even showed real-time proof of her panties getting wet from the reactions. She especially enjoys the reactions from women who sometimes comment. She seems to particularly enjoy the jealousy of women who don’t think much of men, like, “You slut, aren’t you ashamed?”
This made me think I needed to work out, so I’ve been working out almost every day since then. Sometimes when I read the posts, some people are genuinely surprised by the length and thickness of my dick, while others criticize my body. I’m not too fat or too skinny, but it wouldn’t hurt to take care of my body. I thought it was a good opportunity, so I was running until just now and just got back home.
“Huh?”
But, this is unexpected. Our family’s perverted girls, who always go out together or in a fixed combination, were gone in an unexpected combination.
“Sis, where are Seo-woo and Mom?”
“They went out together to apologize for the prank they played last time. I think they’re going to buy new clothes.”
“What about Haeun?”
“I was just going to stay in because I was too lazy… but…”
She said that, but she was already dressed. An outfit that didn’t suit the weather at all, which hadn’t cooled down yet. A long-sleeved hoodie and pants that weren’t suitable for a woman. I know my sister usually wears thick clothes, but other people find it strange, so she’s not someone who goes out much in the morning.
“Don’t you have anything to read?”
“Yeah… I had something I was reading, but I just got a text that the next volume came out at the place I always go to. So I’m going to go get a few volumes.”
“It’s still hot, why don’t you go out when it cools down?”
“No. I can handle the heat, so I’m going to go quickly.”
Being pretty is the best. Even in those clothes in this weather, she looks good. Even with the hard-to-pull-off red glasses and half-tied hair, she could pass as a literary girl or a NEET-type pretty girl. If an ugly person wore that, they’d be told they were crazy, but if you look good, everything looks good.
“Want to come with me? I need an extra pair of hands. It’s not fair to always use my big sister, so it’s okay sometimes, right?”
“Why all of a sudden?”
“I want to buy manga. I don’t think I can carry them all by myself, so let’s go together and take a taxi back.”
This wasn’t unexpected. Our sister Haeun is not as smart as she seems, and unlike her appearance, she doesn’t like sophisticated books. She’s the type who reads anything that’s easy to read. Especially since math is a pain, she doesn’t even do multiplication in her head and uses the calculator on her phone. She’s lived that kind of life, so she probably didn’t have time to study, and I think she’s done enough by just going to the same low-tier university as me, but she’s the one who showed me that people’s appearances and insides are very different.
‘It’s been a while, should I go with her? I need to check on Haeun’s condition too.’
Maybe it was because of the pressure of being stabbed to death by Haeun, but I said OK right away, even though I was stuffy from the sweat. Haeun said she’d wait, so I just washed my face and put cold water on my head, dried it with a towel, and got ready to go out.
One in workout clothes, the other in a hooded long-sleeved shirt, a stuffy combination just by looking at it, but surprisingly, we didn’t attract much attention as we walked through the sunny downtown. I guess you don’t attract much attention unless you’re as exposed as Seo-woo or Yeowon’s mom.
“But what kind of manga are you going to read?”
“Haikyuu, Prince of Tennis, and I’m going to buy a few BL books for my hobby.”
“You’re such an otaku…”
“Hey!”
“Ughhh!!!!”
While we were having a pointless conversation, my belly button was pierced by a fist. It had been a while since I’d gone out with Haeun, so at first, the atmosphere was awkward and we didn’t talk much, but when I asked what kind of manga she was going to buy, we started talking, but as soon as I made a mistake, I was punished like this. A perfect punch that didn’t match her small body. It made me feel nauseous.
“Wait, I didn’t say anything wrong… Your tastes are just a bit…?!”
“Shut up!”
“Ugh!!!”
Haeun, the biggest outsider in our family. Mom and Seo-woo are both sociable, but this sister is different. I guess I was right to think she was reading something with a strong otaku vibe, and she immediately used her forearm to hit my waist, punishing me for the second time. Luckily, I could handle this one…
“You read perverted manga too, you bastard… and you download it illegally~! Don’t you feel sorry for the author~? Huh~?”
“What era is it? It’s a boycott that’s trending right now…”
“Huuuup!!!”
“Cough!!!!”
I didn’t know anything and made a current affairs joke, and got hit in the stomach again. This one was near my solar plexus, so it was a critical hit and my stomach was churning. How could such a fierce punch come from that small body? She immediately brought up the name of a boxing manga that starts with four letters.
“How… can you hit your brother’s stomach so casually… sis…?”
“It’s a love tap. It’s my job as a sister to shut my brother’s mouth so he doesn’t say weird things.”
“You have a weird kind of love tap… Can’t you be a bit more like Seo-woo and just spoil me…?”
“Isn’t that what’s trending in male-oriented stuff these days? Killing the guy you like to have him. I saw you watching something where the girl was sucking up to a guy after she kicked him in the stomach for doing something wrong.”
“Isn’t a girl who resorts to violence just a bad person if she doesn’t like him…?”
“Are you saying your sister is a bad person right now?”
“No… I just… can’t you act your size… my stomach hurts so much…”
Haeun gets angry when I reveal her tastes in public. Come to think of it, Haeun was the type to not only be sarcastic but also throw punches first when she argued with Seo-woo. Just like Yeowon’s mom said, I was reminded again that she’s the type to stab me first if she loses it.
“Cough, ugh, our sisters… why are they so different on the outside and inside… especially Haeun… she’s so cute when she’s quiet… she could beat any idol… but her mouth and hands are so rough…”
“That’s not a compliment a brother should give his sister, is it?”
“Even if you’re my sister, we’re not blood-related… and I’m dating Seo-woo, so it’s okay to say that… and honestly, who doesn’t know that our family is full of beauties… they’re my pride… honestly, I wouldn’t have enough time even if I bragged about them all night…”
“Don’t talk like you’re trying to hit on me, you idiot. Are you that old man?”
“Oh, sis, that’s a bit much. I was just complimenting you, why are you like that?”
“Ah, that was my mistake. Sorry.”
Even though she sends harsh words and punches, she’s not a bad person. The reason she was a bit awkward today was because her past was revealed by Seo-woo. All she knows is that she had sex with our father, so that part is a bit awkward, but the rest of the conversation was no different from usual.
Even in this conversation, she said sorry, but both Haeun and I are smiling. It’s a simple conversation where we go back and forth to put down and make fun of that trash who’s already dead. I wasn’t angry, and she wasn’t really sorry. It’s just a verbal catch ball to legally insult our father.
‘As long as I avoid the topic of clothes, I can just talk like usual.’
Both my sister and I are opening our mouths while keeping our boundaries. The awkwardness is still there, but it’s not like we hate being together, it’s an intimate relationship. As proof, her steps are light for someone who’s hitting me with her fists. She seems to be in a good mood, so I thought it would be okay to play around a bit longer and suggested it to her.
“After we buy the books, do you want to go get ice cream? I heard they released a new limited-edition flavor.”
“Where? Is it the place we usually go? They have a strong challenge spirit, so sometimes it’s scary to try their flavors. One time, I wondered why they even froze something like that?”
“Don’t be surprised, this time it’s dalgona flavor.”
“Are they idiots?”
“They are idiots. But doesn’t it sound good?”
“Well, it’ll be sweet… hmmm…”
Haeun couldn’t deny my words and put her hand on her chin, pretending to think. It’s a cute pose that matches her height. I was struggling to hide my smile, but I managed.
‘Haeun likes sweet things, so she won’t be able to refuse.’
As I expected, her answer came quickly.
“It’s the 31st, so they’re having a size-up event, right…?”
“Yeah.”
“Then we’ll eat the dalgona flavor there. We can fill a half-gallon (for 6 people) with the flavors that my big sister and little sister like and take a taxi, that’ll be perfect.”
‘She’s going to eat it after all.’
She said it herself, but she has a strong challenge spirit. She’s like a little kid who can’t live without sweets. She pretends to be cool, but the family knows, so even if she gets tricked like this, she’s the only one who doesn’t know.
“I wonder what it’ll really taste like… it’ll probably stick to my mouth and the sweetness won’t go away…”
She’s pretending to think, but her steps are light. She looks like a rabbit hopping, so I forced myself to hold back my laughter and followed her. The thought that such a cute sister would stab me was impossible, so I walked downtown in a good mood. And as we were slowly reaching our destination, I made eye contact with someone I’d seen somewhere before.
Ahhhhh- very rarely, right?
Very rarely.
I think other people have experienced it too.
A relationship where it’s awkward to say hello, but also awkward to ignore. An acquaintance you only know by face, you sometimes meet them outside.
“Huh?”
“……?”
In this case, both people should just pretend they don’t know each other and pass by, but both of us stopped. This person was a senior in the same major as me, who came back from the military, so he was older than me. He was a so-called “padded jacket” type, but he wasn’t the type I was close to.
“Junseo?”
In the meantime, my sister called my name and turned around to look at me. She must have wondered what was going on since her brother, who was following her, suddenly stopped.
“Ah, it was Junseo.”
The senior also seemed to realize my name belatedly at my sister’s words and smiled awkwardly. He had a rebellious and violent side, the opposite of me, so I didn’t want to be close to him, but I had to be polite.
“Hello.”
Luckily, he was just as awkward as I was, so he kept it short. He quickly said “Sorry” and smiled awkwardly before walking away again. I had said hello, so he wouldn’t think badly of me, and Haeun also seemed to realize what kind of relationship I had with him and greeted him naturally. The padded jacket senior also greeted my sister once before going his own way.
“A senior from school?”
“No, a returning student. He’s older, so it’s awkward.”
“I think I know what you mean. There are people like that sometimes, right? I don’t know about women, but men are confusing because of the military…”
“Right?”
Haeun agreed with me briefly. It’s obvious, but nothing will happen with such a short meeting. After that, we went to the bookstore, bought several novels and manga that my sister would read, went to get ice cream, and went home. On the way, we ran into the senior again, who was also going home, but nothing happened.
We just gave each other awkward looks again.
Today, too, another peaceful day passed without anything happening.
