Chapter 36 – My Name Is Ryu, I’m a Detective (5)
#035. My name is Ryu, I’m a detective (5).
My butt got caught in the wall and I was exposing all of my butt, but my voice was comfortable without any shame or heightened voice.
This absurd situation.
And, the manager, who had slightly let go of his reason while being drunk, snorted while drunk.
“Her? This is a pervert year. Hyogo right? You’re sticking your butt out to eat this, right?”
“It’s just that during the investigation, I saw something strange and went into an alley-.”
I don’t know why he was moving his butt with every syllable while he was talking, but that appearance seemed to give the illusion that he was just a hip, not just a person caught in the middle.
“Yeah, I’m going to examine your ass.”
Recalling his wife who was sitting on the porch of the house, the manager seized the remaining reason and stopped the manager from approaching the butt stuck in the wall.
“I am, boss. Then, something really big will happen.”
“Chief Hyogo! You can’t do that! That’s why, you live at home being held captive by your wife!”
Ji-Ik-
In an alleyway, the manager slowly unzips his zipper, just like drunken men preparing to urinate on the street.
The problem was that it was not the beer I drank a lot earlier, but the milk I didn’t drink often.
“Hugo, don’t live too obsessed with your wife, and have an affair once in a while, huh? Are you out of breath? Eh?”
At the same time, the manager, who was about to give a sermon to Hugo, who did not answer, met his face right over his shoulder.
“Hehe! Who, who!”
“What a pathetic adult subject, a lesson to a man who is admirably protecting his pure love.”
The manager tried to look at the expressionless face and the eyes inside the glasses, but the neon sign reflected in the glasses made it impossible to tell what kind of eyes he was making.
But-
As if he had just urinated in the open, the manager’s back was shaking with a syringe.
Chuck
The sound was too loud and formal for me to just fix my glasses.
“You just need to zip up and leave.”
“Yes, I will.”
The manager, whose lower body felt cold, probably because the zipper was open, quickly zipped up the zipper and left.
“You use the lower skirt only for your wife. If I hadn’t, I would have just disappeared forever…”
“Okay.”
“Oh, and. Is Hugo Boon there?”
“Yes!”
“I hope you have a good love.”
Hugo nodded with a bewildered expression and quickly left his seat, guided by the manager’s hand.
*
“Under…”
I couldn’t stand it and looked at Shirabe-senpai, who was once again stuck in her somewhere.
“Is this voice- Ryu?”
‘Don’t wriggle like I’m talking with my butt!’
I wanted to shout, but I couldn’t help it because it was not polite to raise my voice to her senior.
I grabbed her broad hips, put her legs on the wall, and slowly pulled Shirabe-senpai out.
Be careful not to scratch your skin against the wall.
“Senior, didn’t I tell you that when you come out of your body, you come out so clearly that you can’t get out of such a small space?”
I grabbed Shirabe-senpai by the hips and rocked his body back and forth as I said. This will allow her to get out of her ass as much as possible without hurting her.
Since it was a building, it was like taking the Ohama out of the bag and destroying it.
“At the investigative team I used to see often, dark deals were made in these alleys-.”
“Yes yes. Than that. I asked the people sitting on the bench over there. There were definitely rumors that there was such a drug.”
“Really-!?”
As if expressing joy with the hip, I wanted to slap the wavy hips for being frivolous, but it was sexual harassment, so I put up with it.
“Yes, these days, some of the guys dating the guys are in a weird state. They say that a person completely changed looks like he took drugs.”
The request written on the investigation list turned to certainty. Certainly, it didn’t make sense that there was no weak medicine in this Euptomi world.
The concept itself of this weak medicine exists only in this nonsense world.
There were many drugs in my previous life, but there was nothing in the world that could actually be called ‘weak drug’.
The drugs that were said to be popular in clubs were all just the kind that made you lose your mind.
‘Starting with the guy with the medicine, it’s not torture.
“Keuk-cha!”
I was able to pull Shirabe’s butt off only after giving a manga-like spirit to my bottom that didn’t come out too much.
Pong!
A cool sound effect as if the cap of a carbonated drink has been opened.
Because of her short legs, she was pushed back by her inertia, but she barely touched my thighs with her ass.
“Thank you-. Then, where are you planning to catch that illegal drug transaction scene?”
Looking up at me with a fierce expression that didn’t show any sign of gratitude, she seemed itchy to go straight to the investigation.
“For now, let’s talk over there on the bench, right?”
I glanced behind her and talked to Shirabe.
It was because the eyes of the people who were looking at Shirabe from behind were unusual.
A woman sticking her butt out in her alley and a man rocking her from behind.
‘It’s a scene that anyone can misunderstand.’
I followed Shirabe-senpai as he ran comfortably. Seeing things like that, it was the moment when I thought that it wouldn’t be bad to be so fierce and insensitive once in a while.
*
Sitting on a bench, I looked at the women wearing fancy clothes or tuning up their school uniforms, wearing pieces of fabric that couldn’t be called a school uniform.
Most of the hair color is blonde, silver, or Pascal light blonde.
The looks that make me mistaken for whether I’m in the gold or silver room right now.
“Then, through this app. Papakatsu can be reserved, and we are, then, entrapment investigation-.”
I nodded lightly at Shirabe-senpai, whose purple eyes were sparkling with flushed cheeks in contrast to his calm tone.
“Yes, once. Today, after registering for this app, I will enter the room and investigate whether there is anything suspicious.”
I looked at the app, which was developed as a chatting app and has become a job site looking for Papakatsu before I knew it.
I saw profile pictures of numerous gyaru.
『Papas~♥ I, today, others.Low.Wo 〉_』
“There are rumors that I am so good at sucking on one thing. Can Papa last 3 minutes with my sucking? Wwwww』
Profile descriptions and photos that draw attention.
Starting with makeup, shirts with buttons secretly opened, and women with confident buttocks showing off wrinkles on their hips, squatting in thongs and showing off their backs.
‘I never thought the competition would be this strong…’
Even if I upload a rough picture, can I get a nomination today?
They were sensational photos that made me question myself. As expected, the worldview of Euptomi, the custom of Papakatsu, seemed to be already a red ocean.
“First of all, I put on a wig and then upload my profile…”
It was burdensome to take pictures of Shirabe-senpai’s face on an app like this.
Bad rumors about Shirabe-senpai could spread among her friends at school, and her reputation could suffer.
“No-. I will also take a picture and upload it. Trap Joe-Sa… It’s something I wanted to do too.”
“If you post a picture like this, and it gets leaked, there could be a problem with Shirabe-senpai’s reputation?”
“Are you okay. All of that is part of the investigation. And it’s clear that no one will contact you after seeing a picture of Ryu dressed as a woman.”
Wince-
I’ve been thinking about how such a blind person still investigates, but I was momentarily taken aback by the sharp reasoning that pierces the facts.
‘Then I can’t help it…’
Shirabe-senpai doesn’t seem to care much about her research, so she thought she should decide on her profile with her picture.
In order to survive in the red sea of this elusive Papakatsu app, competitiveness was needed.
She couldn’t ask Shirabe-senpai to open her chest to take a picture of her, or flip her hips again to take a picture of her, so she had to watch her fight with a pretty senpai’s face.
“Senpai, I think we should take her picture a little naughty, is that okay?”
“Yeah, I can do anything for the investigation-“
Me and her met her eyes and together we firmly nodded at her.
I got up slowly, turned on the camera app on my phone and stood in front of her.
As a former 25-year-old daughter-in-law, I can be proud that I know better than anyone else about the best photos.
‘If you only see the match with her face, this is the only way.’
“Senior? Could you first open her mouth and stick out her tongue as long as possible?”
“Huh-ah, are you gig?”
She looked up at me and stuck out her long tongue. It was quite long for her short stature. The tip of her tongue reached the bottom of her chin.
That’s enough to be competitive.
“Yes, you did well. And open her eyes like a drug, and collect them.”
She nodded her head as she looked at her senior through her cell phone. In the composition of looking down from above, she had a face that looked as much as a pretty face.
Men also download the app ‘Huh? Is this woman okay?’ I had no choice but to stop pointing at her.
In addition, the shadow of the mobile phone cast over the face from the street lamp right above the head gave the illusion that the shadow was a cock.
‘Still, I feel that something is missing… Ah!’
“Senior, could you put your hands on the sides of your cheeks and do a V-cut?”
“Irheuke?”
“Yes.”
Click-
Along with the sound of the camera shutter, the profile picture was completed that made a person erect only with that completely vulgar expression.
“Chew-, look up now.”
I sat next to Shirabe-senpai, showed him the picture I took, and registered for his profile.
『Drug sex is too good ♡ p.S Special event 1+1 Do you order one more woman? If you don’t hurry, it might be sold out?☆★』
Definitely a post written to catch a guy who uses drugs.
And, following my mother, I leaned back on the bench with a satisfied smile at the words that I had not gone anywhere while watching home shopping.
“I put it up. Now let’s wait.”
“Huh-.”
I did this far, but there was no way it wouldn’t work.
Shirabe-senpai, stomping her feet, gave the impression that her expressionless expression was boring to others, but the senpai behind my glasses was full of anticipation.
“I will follow you unconditionally, so if you go in and subdue the man, you will find the medicine.”
“Investigate, I am confident in finding it.”
We started to spend time on the bench all day looking at our phones and waiting for nominations like gyaru.
Talking drunkards and office workers calling their wives to say they are going home after a dinner party.
At first glance, it looks like an ordinary world.
It was a pleasant sight for me, whose goal was to get a job in my previous life and live a normal life like others.
The gyaru and bullies sitting in the park like this were actually not much different from their previous lives, so it was a bittersweet scene that I could nod my head over.
As I watched the street scene at night, a woman who looked exceptionally glamorous even between the colorful lights and lights passed by.
‘Who is that?’
A gyaru walking with the arms of a pot-bellied man. Blond hair, gorgeous looks. And the accessories that decorate the whole body and the skirt that makes the panties visible even when the wind blows.
‘Was that Mika’s friend, Asuka?’
Given the appearance of a perfect gyaru, I knew he would be doing something like this, but seeing it with my own eyes felt strange.
As a class president, even a slut gyaru, who doesn’t want to be involved with anything, should I wait to do something like that?
She slowly got up from her bench and tried to chase after her, but Shirabe-senpai’s voice stopped me.
“Uh, here you go.”
“Ah, here you go. First of all, there is a student in my class over there, preaching…”
When I looked back to where she was, Asuka had already left.
I fixed my glasses full of kkondae power and smacked my lips.
“First, let’s move.”
