Chapter 129 – The Onion Grown With Swearing (3)
Episode 128, The onion that grew up after being cursed at (3).
“Ryu, what do you keep looking at like that?! My hair is made like this, and even if I talk to you, I don’t respond, saying it’s too much.”
Widely-!
I hurriedly folded the book containing the documents.
Multiple humps on top of the head. There was a bump in the shape of an ice cream piled up in Baskin Labes, as if it wasn’t a world made based on a cartoon somewhere.
‘Was it too cruel to hit the same place three times in a row?’
“Chit, I wish I could teach you that when you can freely talk about sex, it’s a healthy society… “
Thud-!
“Kkeiuiik-! Same place again!”
Takeshi rolls around the classroom floor holding his head like an idiot. Fortunately, I was wearing the short sports shorts I always wear, so I didn’t look manly.
“I didn’t teach you to be that free.”
After teaching Takeshi with his fists that shouting ‘Sex!’ In school is a nuisance beyond freedom.
I roughly pushed the guy blocking my way out with my foot and headed for the bathroom.
I think I heard somewhere that the smell of ammonia makes my head spin faster, and I needed a place to think and avoid that noisy idiot.
‘Because preparing for class includes taking care of physiological phenomena in advance so that they do not interfere with class.’
I headed for the bathroom, recalling Miss Sumura’s personal information, which I had memorized as if I had already copied it in her head.
*
School toilets.
A facility to make the physiology of students pleasant. It’s just a bathroom that’s enough to deal with menstrual phenomena.
School toilets have a different function from general public toilets.
In Ryu’s previous life, the men’s bathroom was like a place to prepare for the NBC room. The toilet here is a place equipped with things like a toilet bowl.
Cigarettes, toilet bowls, and a place that instantly turns into a ring when a fight breaks out at school.
Perhaps this men’s bathroom could have been a symbol of masculinity.
It is a place of contest where you can show off your masculinity either subtly or vigorously, like pulling down a zipper and taking out a man.
A male student with his shoulders erect and endless support stood one step away from the urinal.
Students who look naive with urinals nearby.
“It is not only tears that a man should not shed.”
The confident attitude of being a man and being confident that you will not spill anything that comes out of your hole. It seemed that he had never shed tears.
“Big… Big!”
The belt slid down between his thighs as he smirked.
The shoulders of the plain black hair on either side of the blond hair with less root dyeing are slightly lowered, and the model students who try to keep the etiquette of the bathroom not to spill even a drop of urine.
“Heh.”
For some reason, the friends who were startled by the sound of unlucky laughter quickly stopped urinating and escaped, and a male student with a long shadow began to walk through them.
Chin, chin
A grand sound of footsteps befitting his tall stature.
Chin-!
‘What? Standing at a distance of two steps instead of one step?’
No one looked at the man wearing the shiny silver glasses, but everyone in the bathroom turned their attention to Ryu.
Squeak-
Unlike blond hair, which requires root dyeing, this action is moderate. Even though it was just the sound of a belt being unfastened, the men in the bathroom heard the sound of soldiers walking in unison.
Chuck, Chuck, Chuck!
The student right next to Ryu’s urinal winked at the loud noise and looked at Ryu’s face.
‘What is it, he’s just a gentleman.’
Knowing the popular belief that a good-looking schoolboy’s chili pepper is lousy, he straightened his dangerously shaky shoulders.
‘Because if you have a handsome face, even a pepper is small.’
As he urinated more comfortably, he heard a continuous gurgling sound in his ears.
The sound of something long rubbing against cotton. It was also the sound he made when he took his hands out of his pockets.
‘Wait, how long are you planning to stop by?’
Swoop-
The students who were washing their hands in the bathroom and the students who were using the toilet seat next to them all started rolling their eyes.
Swoop-
The male student was surprised to see Ryu taking it out as if he were taking out a fire hose from a fire hydrant.
Took-!
There is only one place where the eyes of the students who roll their eyes are directed.
”Three, my God!”
Where did the tension from earlier go? All the students suddenly started to act quickly.
The boys hurriedly washed their hands, seemed to be very uncomfortable, cleared their throats and ran away.
“Hey, haha. Didn’t you say that Go Catmon bread was coming to that store today?”
For no reason, my friends who walked out talking useless things, and the male students who jumped out of the toilet and ran away as if they were running away, as if telling me not to leave me behind.
The blond-haired student sitting next to him hurriedly zipped up his zipper and fastened his belt, whether or not he felt uncomfortable with his lower body.
A blonde who learns the feelings of fireflies under the moonlight.
“Big, big… Oh right! It’s gym time next time! I forgot to change my clothes!”
Where did that dignified posture when he came in go? Ryu, who looked at his blond hair for a moment as he jumped out and shook his shoulder like a eunuch, only lost his thoughts again with a sullen look on his face.
When he peed in the bathroom, he became strangely busy and the bathroom was emptied in an instant. This situation was familiar.
“Sensei Sumura has no nephews…”
Ryu was just worried about how to deal with this headache right in front of him.
With Ryu’s excellent territorial markings, none of the male creatures even think of entering the bathroom.
Knock-!
“Uh, Ryu, are you happy?”
Hime, with her pink hair that stretched out like a rabbit, twitched and smiled as she approached Ryu. And Hime standing on the urinal right next to Ryu and putting her hand on her belt. Ryu looks at Hime as if he is uncomfortable.
‘There are several urinals, right next to me?’
Seeing Hime easily breaking the rules of the bathroom, Ryu thought.
This bastard is clearly a cross-dressing woman, a pink slut.
*
‘This is inconvenient…’
I gently turned my body to the side and pressed myself a little closer to the urinal. Because of the too big cock, if you stick a little longer, you can’t even stick it anymore because you want your cock to touch the urinal.
It’s like, while urinating, it feels like a cleaning lady has entered the bathroom.
There was such a wide seat next to me, but seeing that she was stuck next to me, I thought it was highly likely that she was a woman when I first saw her, but now I’m halfway convinced.
‘A man indeed.’
There was no way she could have such a small and pretty tabi nose and a face that showed a pretty splendid appearance, what kind of stars were put in her eyes.
If you hold a magic wand in your hand, it feels like a carcinogenic magical girl who falls for the villain’s tricks.
You can’t ignore it just because you don’t want to get involved with a pink slut.
I’m not a sexist, but neither a man nor a woman with pink hair?
It’s a world where it’s natural to filter.
‘If it was a man, he might have been able to get along a little.’
“Oh, yes. Nice to meet you.”
After giving a rough answer, he avoids the burdensome gaze. It was a mysterious eye color. It feels like there are stars inside. It reminds me of Midori, maybe because of her pink hair.
“Keuuu~, as expected, Ryu! What’s great? After all, the world is unfair.”
While ignoring the shrugging guy as much as possible, I turned my angle a little more.
“Kuhmm… It’s a little uncomfortable when you look at it that clearly.”
“Ah, look at my spirit, I’m just envious. Well, how about the same men?”
The smirk is like the feeling of old-timers. When I introduce myself, I am Masan Himeyo like the fish market people. It was the kind of tone that would make you introduce yourself like this.
He looks like a girl, but he speaks like a real man.
It was a bit uncomfortable to adjust to.
Ji-Ik-
Seeing her zip down, she turns her head away because it’s not nice to see her there this way.
Sniff
Took.
‘Huh?’
Why is there a popping sound? My ears perked up at the obvious question. Hime spoke again.
“It can be burdensome, and even embarrassing. It hasn’t been long since I transferred here. I needed a friend and wanted to meet a cool friend like Ryu. Let’s be friendly Ryu.”
I looked at his lower body in disbelief.
‘What is it, bastard? Why is it hanging?’
Bewildered, I nodded at the guy’s offer to be friends.
“Uh…Uh…”
*
“What should our house actually be? It’s not strict. Would you say it’s very dull? That’s why I always spend time with the people who work in my family. Would you say that I haven’t made many friends my age?”
Shorter than Tsuumi.
In this Euptomi manga, there were things called shota. It’s not my taste, it’s a genre I’m not familiar with, I don’t know why I’m watching it, but it exists anyway.
The characteristics of that genre are that most of them look very young, not suitable for my age, and most of them are pretty boys like girls.
Those guys who are skinny and have a manly bottom.
‘It wasn’t even a manly man.’
He didn’t look like a menacing guy.
I nodded and looked at Hime.
It’s definitely hanging, but there was something called an outline in this guy’s chest who walked like a hanryang with both arms on the back of his head.
It was a breast that was so small that it was difficult to distinguish whether it was breasts, Gabba, or gynecomastia.
The outline of such a feminine body was also a characteristic of that genre character.
A very curious look.
‘As expected, between men, is it the fastest way to ask if I can touch Gabba?’
No, because if you do it wrong, the cliché can suddenly turn into the genre where those guys appear.
You can’t pick up soap in the bathroom.
I fixed my glasses and fell into trouble.
“Miss Sumura in the bathroom earlier? I saw you making a worried expression like now while talking to yourself, what’s wrong?”
“No, since the previous homeroom teacher also quit her job because she was injured, she could say that she was troubled as the class president.”
“So when I transferred school, I heard that the teacher came with me. It was good because he was a teacher who always took good care of me, but it’s a pity.”
Certainly, I read a lot of comics where these friends were connected with ignorant older sisters.
‘This guy to Sumura-sensei?’
I shook my head again and opened the door.
Rattle-
On the other hand, just because she looks like a shota innocent child, she tries to hand it over to a 40-year-old woman.
It was such a wicked idea.
“Anyway, my family is kind of like that. I’ve never met a friend my age. Ryu has a serious and old-fashioned feel, so it’s comfortable. I know he only has friends who are girls. If it’s okay with a man, join me.”
“Well, if you’re already in the same class, you’re all the same friends.”
Male friend.
Sure, Takeshi was my boyfriend’s friend, but as she looked at me now and waved her arms vigorously, her chest was bouncing.
When I look down, I can see the height difference at the top of my head.
Plus, the lower part isn’t threatening, so I don’t seem to have to worry about the people around me.
Pink should be avoided for women, but pink for men was not a particularly threatening character or concept.
“Ryu, what kind of bathroom do you have to go to the bathroom for so long!”
“Nice to meet you, Takeshi.”
“Hey, Hime. Nice to meet you! Come and sit down too. Because class starts soon. Ryu is weird these days. Trying to be late for class.”
‘Am I late?’
When I lifted the watch from my wrist, I still had about five minutes left.
This watch was a watch with a sleep needle and various functions.
One of the various functions was such a watch that it could not tolerate even the slightest error, and corrected it by receiving information from the cesium atomic clock out there in space.
In a word, a watch that will never break.
However-.
‘If something went wrong… ‘
Shaking
Teoeouk-!
Right in front of the classroom I was passing by. One of my girlfriends started shaking her body as if she had been bitten by a zombie.
A girl who met my eyes.
“Cheer, caureuk… “
This…
Something spewed out from between the saliva dripping from the corner of her mouth, her eyes that were untied, and her wide open legs.
The rich scent of chestnut flowers that brushes the tip of the nose.
“Hmm-body, body ♡ Something! ♡ Strange oh oh ok ♡ five songs ♡”
The classmate, who seemed to have received an electric shock, collapsed under the chair.
The obscene appearance of shaking the vagina up and down mixed with white liquid in the missing panties.
“Do, help me ♡ oh oh oh!…♡ I won’t stop going ㅡ!♡”
I immediately looked up and saw Tsuumi-.
Mao
I looked at Takeshi.
It’s a big deal.
