Chapter 265 – My Constellation Is a Lustful Labyrinth God
That’s how our party ended up joining the Puffer Party, which specializes in deep dives.
“The day has come when I get to lead the Puffer Party… I’m truly honored.”
Haha. It feels good to listen to such a cute healer girl~”
“Hey, Sonbach. Don’t you like it too much?”
The starting atmosphere was quite good.
It had to be good.
Angelica and Luna had considerable beauty.
All the male adventurers at the puffer party couldn’t help but laugh like old men.
I also sympathized with those men’s position.
I also had that thought when I walked around the labyrinth together.
It’s strange that he doesn’t feel like putting in work when he sees them sweating.
“That’s right, Sonbach, what are you going to do if you’re a healer who gives you poison?”
“That can’t be right~”
I don’t know about the Puffer party members, but it was true that poison was given.
Because I drank a lot of it too.
Well. A pretty rose has thorns.
I don’t know about the Puffer party members, but Luna was a Labyrinth believer, so her bright face could change at any time and give her death instead of healing.
“Hwiyu~ Did you say Angelica? She has a killer body.”
“Just look. Are you prepared to be stabbed if you touch it?”
“Oh my, I’m so scared. I heard that that guy is your lover?”
“Yes, that’s right.”
“I think I heard he’s a wizard. Is the man holding a wand in the back really doing his job at night? I’m curious about that. Chuckle.”
-Sigh.
Angelica raised the corners of her mouth as if looking at the puffer party member targeting her.
“I’ll tell you one thing. You have small muscles, right?”
Angelica suddenly appeared in front of the man and grabbed her object between his crotch.
“Gasp.!”
“At this level, his pecs is three times bigger than yours. His stamina is so good that even after I fainted, he shook it until the next day, so I desperately need help from other women around me.”
“Gulp. Where. Is that man!?”
“Ugh. I just said that. Cute smart guy.”
“Again. A smart guy.”
Although it was a famous party, it certainly didn’t seem any different from the adventurer parties I knew.
It was natural to touch other people’s women or men.
Of course, in our world, if you see something like that, a fight immediately breaks out, but this world was a world where it wasn’t a big deal to feel uncomfortable.
Although it may seem dangerous, he was also an adventurer who protected his body and mind well.
Who will you choose, who will you relate to, and who will you reject?
It was a problem that one had to make good and solve wisely.
If I couldn’t endure that and took the first step, it was clear that I would be seen as a man without confidence by others.
Angelica might also be repulsed by my actions and get tired of me.
You’ll figure it out. It was good to have that thought.
“Ugh. She’s a scary woman.”
“Did you get hit too? Haha.”
“Don’t laugh.”
As I left it to them and watched from afar, I saw the Puffer party members giving up one by one.
As expected, Angelica was a straight-laced beauty who only had eyes for me. She was truly an ironclad Angelica.
Maybe it was because of those kind actions that made today seem more lovely.
“Jageun oppa, what are you thinking?”
“Me? Well. This and that.”
“Eng. How did you get so close to a half-elf when you’re so fierce? Or. Am I not that good?”
As expected, as much as the men over there showed their talents, the same was true for the beastmen here.
He was doing everything he could to seduce me.
“Of course Mr. Schrodinger is attractive.”
“Ugh. I’m not sure if you really mean that.”
She seemed like she was joking, but she seemed sincere.
So she decided to go out strong to test her feelings.
“Give me your ears, Mr. Schrodinger.”
“Huh? What is it?”
She walked up to her cat’s ear and whispered.
“I have a full erection right now because I can imagine Mr. Schrodinger naked. I’m trying hard to think of something else.”
“Kyaa!”
“Hehe.”
Mr. Schrodinger immediately distanced himself from my honest answer.
The slight pink tint on my cheeks suggests that what I just said was quite humiliating.
“Jageun oppa… He wasn’t like this normally…”
“I am very pervert and low-quality. Please keep that in mind.”
“Ugh. Are you trying to make me fall? I know everything. That’s what all wizards say. I won’t be fooled.”
“It’s true.”
Well. I didn’t think anyone would believe me even if I tried my best to explain it.
I just hoped that she would get tired of me quickly and leave.
Only then will the party split, and we will be able to reach the temple where the Labyrinth God sleeps.
Good.
At this point, ‘I’m trying to reduce affection as much as possible.’ It seemed good to go to the operation.
Angelica seems to be having some success.
I also became a little awkward with Mr. Schrodinger.
The problem is.
“Where are you injured?”
“Hehe. Yo. My back is so bad these days~”
“I have a wrist.!”
Luna was like a good healer as usual.
There must have been a healer in the party over there, but they all flocked to Luna.
They are all people who will run away if they find out the truth that poison is put in food.
‘Wait… Can you show me that?’
Abilities obtained from My Boss.
I also had the power of inserting memories.
I laughed to myself and decided to show Luna possessed by the Labyrinth God to the adventurers who were bewitched by Luna.
Of course, if you see it now, you’ll be suspicious.
When the time comes for a variable to occur.
If you cut out, edit, and show only the very vicious, poisonous memories… Hehe…
“Kkiyi!”
“It’s a monster!”
-Sigh.
It seemed like the right time had come.
Immediately create blood magic and pretend to support. While doing so, I overloaded with inserting memories.
All adventurers who have been flooded with memories will see the same scene.
Luna puts deep poison on delicious food.
I give it to them as a gift with a smile asking them to eat it.
“Oh!”
“What. Hey!”
“A little while ago.”
Everyone reacted with shock.
“I’ll heal you!”
“Oh! No poison!”
“Huh? No… I’m a heel…”
“Ah. Is it because of the dungeon monsters. Ah. No! Still! It’s natural to receive healing from the healer in our party! Haha!”
“That’s right! If a rumor spreads that we rely on a novice party healer, our reputation will suffer. Hehe! It’s okay!”
“What is that.”
It was visible that everyone was confused.
Luna was also embarrassed by the changed attitude of the Puffer party members.
“Whoa. What was that scene just now.”
“You too? I saw it too, but I don’t know. But. There’s no harm in being careful.”
“I can’t lose everything I’ve accumulated so far just because of one woman.”
“That’s right.”
Operation success.
It was the Puffer party members who had doubts about Luna through her insertion of memories.
Well, it didn’t matter if I realized this was a lie.
All you have to do is somehow lower the favorability.
As the Puffer Party progressed deeper, the perception of our party became more and more uncomfortable.
‘You probably want to leave our party now, right? Hehe.’
That’s how I watch Mr. Schrodinger.
– Sigh. It’s soggy. Mulkyung.
“…?”
“Your butt is quite firm. The half-elf said earlier that the thing is also big, right?”
Mr. Schrodinger held my buttocks tightly with his hands and rubbed them.
He seems happy because he likes the feel of it.
Where on earth did that tired expression go?
Do you really believe that the dark words I told were lies? No… That can’t be possible. Let’s try again.
“Stop touching it. It’s getting bigger… I might actually take off Mr. Schrodinger’s panties in the labyrinth.”
“Is it because you don’t want to be hated by the half-elves? Cook… I know everything, brother.”
She seemed to be immune to obscenities and just laughed it off.
He was touching me more actively.
Shit. It seemed like the strategy had gone wrong.
Now that I see it, it’s not the time to worry about Angelica or Luna.
The problem was Mr. Schrodinger.
If things continued like this, it seemed like they would really go to the 7th floor together and even join in the mission to find the Labyrinth Cultist.
‘No.! I need something big! Please! Labyrinth! Why is it so quiet today?’
I prayed so earnestly.
-Roaring!
“What is it?”
“This energy.! It’s the boss!”
“6th tier boss!”
“Everyone in battle formation!”
‘The big one finally arrived!!’
Is it because my earnestness was conveyed?
I began to feel a huge force shaking the entire labyrinth.
-Doo doo doo!
“It’s a swarm of green devil beetles! The boss is most likely the green devil beetle king!”
A huge boss popped out through the labyrinth wall.
And there was a voice that came along.
– Believers! I brought the boss to save me!
‘Ah! Labyrinth God! I believed it!’
The reappearance of the departed Labyrinth God.
She induced the boss to help us.
“Keueeeng!!”
“That guy’s armor weakness is freezing magic and lightning magic! Destroy the outer shell as much as possible and then attack physically!”
“””Yes!”””
The Puffer party shouted vigorously and lifted the labyrinth rune.
The yellow light was absorbed and everyone looked at the boss.
– I’ll buy time with this guy! Just dig into the ground and fall down! My followers will be waiting there!
‘Good.! It’s time to run away!’
I explained the operation to Angelica and Luna through blood sharing.
Every time you thump, I will sell you the bottom with Hyeonmu, so you should naturally fall to the 7th floor.
Everyone nodded and agreed.
-Thud! Boom!
“Keueh!!”
“As expected, weaknesses work! Keep pushing! We are the puffer party!”
“Wow!!”
“Hey!!”
Even though it was the 6th tier boss, it was still an adventurer party specializing in the deep.
It was a boss who was gradually pushed back.
In the end, one blow from Mr. Schrodinger’s lightning sword cut off all of his legs, and his body soon swayed and fell headlong to the floor of the labyrinth.
-Boom!!!
‘Now is the time!’
There was a loud explosion and thick smoke rose.
At that moment, I hit the floor.
“Wow!”
“Kyaaa!”
“I’m falling~”
Angelica and the two, who couldn’t act, fell from the 6th floor and went all the way down.
It was so deep that I had to fall for a while.
3 minutes? 5 minutes? I don’t know, I kept falling.
“Fly.”
As I fell, I gradually saw the floor and immediately cast the spell.
Wings appeared on Angelica and Luna’s backs, and they landed safely on the ground.
“Seo. Success.”
“Thank goodness!”
Luna and I hugged each other and were happy.
-Tuktuk.
“Oh, what’s wrong, Angelica?”
“Jageun, it’s not the time to be so happy.”
“Why did you get out so well…”
I smiled brightly, but suddenly my expression froze.
“Everyone is fine!”
Lightning fell from the ceiling above the hole, and Mr. Schrodinger suddenly appeared in front of us.
‘Monster. Monster.’
No, they said I was going to play in the deep, and that seemed to be true.
Of course, this was not the end of this crisis.
“I have been waiting for you, following the voice of the Labyrinth God.”
The Labyrinth believer who was waiting for us was also looking at us.
“Kik!! Quik! Everyone! Be careful! It’s a labyrinth believer!”
“Hmm? Well… There were uninvited guests.”
Mr. Schrodinger and the Labyrinth Priest.
And our party members caught in between.
Fucked.
