Chapter 7 – Beginner Mage Beats Slime
Cheak-
My eyes see only traces of flashing light. However, whenever the flashes are repeated, the slimes that seemed vague burst out.
Yes, it doesn’t crack, it ‘bursts’. Green slime splattered here and there as if it had been swung with an iron bat. It was the amazing swordsmanship of Ab, the hero.
“Kwuuuuu… “
“Kwong… !”
The cute sound is a bit sloppy. Anyway, it’s the first time I’ve seen Ab’s heroic appearance, so it’s amazing.
It honestly made my heart race when I saw him spinning his sword to shake off the green slime. Of course, not with the thrill of the opposite sex, but with simple vicarious satisfaction. Should I say it satisfies my fantasy properly? Sweeping up to the hair to catch the form, it is sure that the warrior’s sexiness is overflowing.
“Wow great! Ah… “
“Are you doing enough? Did you use a sword before becoming a hero?”
“It’s just slime, so what? More than that, you’re great too, Jihyun. You assassinated King Slime in an instant!”
“Puh… Just have that much.”
…What is this sense of alienation? Why are you guys playing alone without me!
Originally, I can do well too. A single shot of magic could wipe out all the slime.
“Water Catch… Whew.”
What would you do if you had good staff? A mage without a drop of mana is just a burden.
I couldn’t tell Ab what was going on, and I was just resting in the back with the excuse that I couldn’t use magic because there was a problem with the staff. Let alone an adventure, a sigh escapes from my miserable life as I sit watching people hunt.
Oh, there is one thing to do. I’m forced to.
“Phew… Be hard Hey, warrior! I’m going to go for a walk with Rainier for a while!”
Jihyun’s words as she wiped the mucus from the dagger. The cooldown has passed again.
“Ah, ab! You are with us… “
“Go. Don’t go too far, because you never know who might be hiding in the woods! I’ll finish all the remaining quests!”
A toy that makes Jihyun happy. Yes, now I am nothing more than a toy, nothing more and nothing less. Excited by the adventure, I died.
I called to see if Ab would come along, but this hero with a handsome face only showed consideration by saying that he would complete her request alone. How did Rainie fall for such an ignorant bastard?
“Hee hee… Isn’t your boyfriend a complete idiot? I have no doubts.”
Ji-hyeon shook her hand and replied that she knew about Abu. After some distance from Ab, he insults Ab and tries to get on my nerves.
No way. I don’t really like Abu, and I think he thinks he’ll get mad at me for something like that…
Under!
“Don’t talk about Ab like that! Ab is much cooler than trash like you… Kyaaak!”
Who dares to curse who! Our handsome and reliable Ab…
Damn!
Oh, Rainier.
Mr. Rainier is sure about my boyfriend’s love. She also said something nonsensical and got slapped. It’s me who hurts every time you bite, bitch…
Also, before Jihyun took out the ‘hawk of love’, she suddenly knelt on the floor. It was to ease Ji-hyeon’s heart by showing her submissiveness. Her bare skin, her knees, were pricked by sharp stones, and it was very painful.
What should I do though? Like a fly, I rubbed my palms together and trembled.
“Uh, sister… I was wrong…”
“Ranie, Rainie… Unnie really doesn’t want to hurt you? Unni wants to make our Lenny feel good.”
“Of course. Hehe… “
Jihyun smiled brightly and stroked my cheek as I was babbling like an idiot. Until I find a way to recover mana, or until I completely trust me and return the mana, I plan on begging like this. I don’t want to be beaten anymore.
Perhaps feeling that he had no will to rebel at least now, Ji-hyeon got me up and brushed the dust off his lap. He thought there would be some stone marks on his skin, but he didn’t even have that, which was a little strange. But if I were to give him this ability, would it be a bit more painful if I didn’t feel any pain?
Ji-hyeon approached me while harshly criticizing the author’s rotten sense as a goddess. He puts the terrifyingly sparkling dagger into its scabbard and kindly asks a question, as if he had slapped him in the face.
“Lenny. Do you want to catch slime too? You kept looking at me with envy.”
What? Is it a new hope advisor?
However, I couldn’t read the playfulness in Jihyun’s eyes. It is a question that comes from the heart.
It’s because of Ji, but it’s such a stupid thing. What is this…
I was so full of energy that I answered in a slightly sharp tone.
“I want to catch it. But Mana is like this, so I can’t help it.”
“Mana? Ah… It really is.”
Crazy bitch!
Inwardly, he cursed Ji-hyeon while hurling all sorts of swear words. Rainier’s burning anger was also mixed in, so the level was quite high. It’s clear that this crazy psycho bitch has a brain full of Hitomi. If you don’t do that, can you forget what Ji did?
On the inside, he drank the fearsome Jihyeon two or three times, but on the outside, he only smiled awkwardly. Jihyun sighed and looked into my eyes. The red eye and the blue eye intersect with each other. The brief exchange of glances ended when Jihyun opened her mouth.
“Good! Anyway, if you go on an adventure in the future, you’ll need to use magic on Lenny too, so I’ll give you some mana back.”
“Really?! Really… “
“Instead, take off the panties you are wearing now. Hehe… Sweaty girl’s underwear… “
“…”
What about a piece of cloth? Of course, it’s a business that remains!
Rainier was displeased and wanted to reject it, but I wasn’t. To be honest, I was so envious watching them go on adventures all day long. I came all the way to another world, but I haven’t been able to fight a single battle, so what is this?
I took off my panties and handed them to Jihyun. Even when I was a man, I didn’t even want to stick my nose in my panties, but Jihyun stuck her nose in her panties with eyes wide open like a drug addict. Seeing him sniffing and widening his nostrils, the lack of jeongnami fell even further.
Well, whether it’s fucking with my panties or whatever the fuck! You must keep your promise!
“Sister! Because I took it off… “
“Write… Ha… Shit, sex. Oh, I just returned it. There’s a lot of slime over there. Go check it out. Write…”
It wasn’t a lie to say that if a harsh person is kind, the effect is doubled.
“Thanks sister! Oh yea… !”
Magic! Water Cannon! Sweep all the slime! Rainie-sama can’t be stopped!
It’s the first time I’ve felt this good since I came to this world. After a month, I ran to the slime colony pointed by Jihyun. There were slimes that were smaller than the ones Ab had cut down, but still about the size of a soccer ball.
“Heh heh… These guys!”
It’s a slime with no expression, but for some reason, I felt like I was staring at it while saying, “What is this blue scruffy bastard?”
Do you dare to think like that? This body that will become the archmage in the future? I’ll have to give you a taste of magic!
I can’t stand the excitement. I barely calmed my trembling arms and aimed the staff at the slime.
“Good… ! Goes! [Water Cannon]!”
Chew!
This time, a magnificent water cannon that appeared in reality, not in imagination. It wasn’t as huge as Rainier’s memories, perhaps because of the small amount of mana, but at least it was enough to inflict fatal wounds on slimes.
The water cannon, which flew at the slimes in an instant, shredded the slimes in front of them into a pile. The gooey slime that splattered everywhere reminds us of the horrors that just happened. Fellow slimes stared at the scene frozen, then started running away in all directions.
“Kwyi!”
“Kwai!!”
“Puhaha! [Water Cannon]! [Water Cannon]!!”
This is an adventure, and this is the Archmage!
All of the stress you’ve been experiencing is relieved. Though my conscience stings a little at the thought of Western learning, anyway, the elation from the battle fills me up and my whole body is energized.
After slaughtering dozens of slimes before I knew it, I was left with only one, the largest of the ones who had humiliated me in the first place. The slime is groaning, unable to move, blocked by a large tree trunk. The boy’s end is obvious.
The blue-haired girl reflected on the slippery surface lifted the corners of her mouth and raised her staff… Wait, is there another person behind you?
“…Seo Ji-hyun?”
Why is that bitch here… Ah, now is not the time to care about that.
I shouted again, aiming at the slime.
“End! [Water Cannon]!!”
The slime jumps at me while jumping from side to side, perhaps to avoid the magic. But to no avail. My magnificent water cannon can’t be avoided with just that much movement…
Fuck!
“Cuck, heck… ! Cuckoo…”
The water cannon didn’t fire until the slime reached my feet and slammed it. Besides, it’s just terribly strong on the subject of slime. It wasn’t as painful as having my intestines ruptured, but it hurt enough to punch a porridge in the pit of my stomach.
I fell forward, clutching my stomach. Saliva flowed out of his gaping mouth and soaked the soil.
Why? Jihyun didn’t even touch it this time? Why is magic…
“You want to know why the magic didn’t work? Puh… I gave her mana back as much as her rat tail, but it’s natural that it’s not enough if you use it profusely. Our Rainier, are you more stupid than I thought?”
“Ahh… Sister… Kek, Kech…”
If I had known this was going to happen, I would have aimed and shot instead of shooting anywhere. Even if I regret it, it was too late. Realizing that they had already won the game, the slime crawled towards me. My distressed expression is clearly visible on the shiny surface.
If it’s slime, won’t it be eaten? In a fantasy world, slime eats adventurers with something like a solution… Then I won’t get hurt, so I’ll only feel the pain of melting for the rest of my life! Fuck!
“Ugh… Oh sister!! Help! My stomach hurts and I can’t move… “
“Ego… Not nice Slime… Come here? Do you want to get revenge on this mean person? I will help you.”
“Kuu!”
Uh, sister!
“Mi, crazy bitch!”
Do you think something went the other way? Anyway, that’s not the point.
Jihyun picked up the slime and came closer to me. Perhaps out of vengeance against me for slaughtering her comrades, the slime wriggled her body menacingly without even being wary of Jihyun.
Unstable. Jihyun’s half-turned eyes, rough breathing! Obviously this means… !
“Um… Maybe later… Because it’s good… Well, the back should be fine!”
Ji-hyeon mumbles something incomprehensible.
“That, stop… You did everything you were told to do. Sister… “
“Then let’s do it one more time. ‘Please?Hee hee… “
Jihyun gently caressed my back and tried to distract me.
There’s no way. Never be careless… Uh? Why do you lift your skirt? Now, now, now, wait… What are you doing now… Why are you bringing slime there!
“Lime! Now this is your new home. Ruler… Move in!”
“Kwuing!”
“Sister, sister, sister, sister! That’s not it! There really… Hmm?!”
***
Ab, who sees me from afar, rushes over.
“Lea, Lena! Why are you stumbling! Jihyun, what happened to Lena?”
To Ab, who was looking at me anxiously, Jihyun answered without changing his expression.
“Huh… Rainier accidentally fell. I must have sprained her leg then. Right, Rainie?”
“Yes! Ah, sister is right… Ugh… ”
A crazy bitch, a stupid bitch who can’t really have a relationship.
If you’re going crazy, you have to be pretty crazy, why do you put slime in someone’s ass? This psycho bitch…
It’s hard because of the guy who keeps wriggling in his stomach. Maybe I could reduce my size at will, but my stomach didn’t protrude… Unpleasant is unpleasant. My body is also heavy. It feels like a mudfish lingering.
“Lena, you should have been careful… ! Does it hurt a lot? Then, shall we go back soon?”
“I will… “
“No, I have to try catching slime in Lennie too. I’ve come this far, but I just don’t want to go back. I also want to learn swordsmanship from you. Right, Rainie?”
“Hehe! Huh… I want to catch a slime with Av… “
Jihyun’s fingers twirled around her anus. I nodded his head with my sphincter tightening. If slime had an idea, it wouldn’t come out, but you never know. He had no intention of showing a gruesome scene of slime spewing from his body.
“What if Lena… Instead, I’ll assist you from behind, so don’t overdo it. Understand?”
“…”
“Yes, Hero, you help me. I should sit down and rest.”
…Why? What else do you mean?
I thought he would do something strange again, but Ji-hyeon sat down leaning against a large tree as if he wouldn’t do anything. The image of Jihyun urging him to do what he has to do while shaking his hand hurriedly hurriedly seemed to have no intention of touching me.
It was fun enough just to put the slime inside. It made sense, so I agreed. If one day I get my mana back, I’ll put ten slimes in that bitch’s body.
The slime in the stomach seemed to have settled down just as it happened. I followed Ab, thinking that it would be okay as long as I didn’t move violently. When he holds Ab’s hand, at least his reason returns.
“Come on, Lena! Apparently, Lena won’t be able to hold her sword very often, so I’ll teach you how to self-defense using a staff! How is it?”
“Okay! I like everything Abu teaches me. Lol.”
That’s how we arrived at the bush where two slimes were hanging out. The guys who found us were startled and shook their bodies. Unfortunately.
“You shouldn’t feel sorry for me because you look cute. Slimes are harmful monsters that emit an aphrodisiac from their bodies to excite surrounding creatures.”
Hey. Shit, what?
“Ego… Grab the staff like this… “
Ab, standing close behind me, eagerly explained how to hold the staff in a standing position and how to swing it to deliver the strongest blow. Perhaps it was because it was her specialty, her eyes seemed to be properly excited.
I almost didn’t hear anything properly because my heart almost died every time Ab’s hand touched my body.
“Good! Hit it with that stance! Don’t exert too much force and feel like you’re digging firewood… “
I don’t know. We have to finish it quickly and pull out the slime.
I closed my eyes and pointed my staff at the cute slimes in front of me. However, right before the staff reached them,
“Huh?! Aww… “
The slime in the stomach suddenly resumed movement. When I stopped in a huddled position, Ab, thinking that she was thinking about her posture, tried to correct my posture again.
The problem is that even though this boy is pure, he is too pure. He is usually so shy, but when he is serious, he has no hesitation in physical contact with me.
When Abgar herself wields her sword, she presses on my stomach, saying that she will give her power with Danjeon, and I…
“Ah, ahh… Stop… Ha!”
“Whoops. Are you sure Lena? Now, if you don’t know, try again…”
“Know! I got it… Whoa! No, don’t press it!! Abu!!”
To end this damn hell, these slime bitches, they may be hermaphrodites, but I have no choice but to beat them anyway. I slammed the staff down with all my might.
Puck Puck Puck!
“Wow…That!! Ahh! Whoa… ! Dwelling… ! Dwelling!”
“Good! That’s it, Lena!”
Puck puck puck puck!
“Dwell… Haha? Oh again… ! O’clock, sirunde… It’s a dirty place… Dehehe!”
“Hey, Lena? You’re already dead And what to say…”
Puck puck!!
“Ahhh… ! Abyes! Don’t look! I can’t see it… Daeaeat! Hey! Whoops! Hungry… Hey…”
“Lena! Wake! Lena! Re… “
Ah.
Seo Ji-hyun, crazy bitch.
“Ab I love you… Hehe…♡”
Love for Av, who filled her head, no matter how real her hair was. I closed my eyes with a grotesque smile while shedding tears.
That’s how my first request ended with fainting and confessing my love to Ab.
