Chapter 54 – 54. All-You-Can-Eat Contest
A green flag with food on it went up, announcing the opening of the all-you-can-eat contest held in Sacheondangga.
A large number of people flocked to Tanggata, a village where only Tang family members lived, except for special guests, to participate in the do-it-yourself contest. However, from the moment they set foot in Dangata, there were those who ran outside with nausea.
Others look at them pathetically and click their tongues.
“Tsk tsk. Trying to set foot in Dangata when you have no resistance to poison at all. What a foolish friend.”
“Leave it alone. There are one or two people like that. It’s comfortable because we don’t bother to clean up the invoice.”
“Yes. That’s right!”
Listening to the two of them, I thought that Sacheondangga was indeed a famous poison family.
In Dangata, where the all-you-can-eat competition was taking place, poisonous smoke was finely spread. It was smoked so that the people of the Tang family could become more accustomed to the poison, but at the same time it also meant that those who did not qualify could not even enter.
Just like before, if you don’t have the confidence to endure the poisoning purely with resistance, don’t even come in.
Even though they were filtered out by themselves, dozens of people remained in the participating areas of the do-it-yourself contest. Only those who ate poisonous plants little by little and developed resistance, or those who could survive because of their high level of physical ability were left.
A middle-aged man in his 40s climbed onto the podium and clapped his hands.
Pair—–.
Despite the light applause, the intense applause that everyone here can hear. With that one move, I could not help sticking out my tongue in absurdity after seeing through the middle-aged stage.
‘What’s the point of a master of hwagyeong in a place like a lot of eating contest? Aren’t you crazy?’
It was like the dean suddenly participated in the event while the students were having fun.
Baekwoon, who thought that he would send out an ultra-high master at any cost, made up his mind to participate in the tournament with a little more care.
“Please pay attention to everyone. This old lady belongs to the elders of the Tang family of Sichuan. I would like to welcome you who have gathered to participate in the one-of-a-kind contest today. .”
Something… I felt like I was listening to the dean’s instruction.
I didn’t use any special yin or solo, but I felt drowsy. Whether it was just me or not, I often saw the unmanned people around me repeating closing and opening their eyes nodding off.
The curious thing is that Namgoong Soo-ah, who is far away, is standing in a very neat posture and listening to the billiards elder properly.
‘No, I’m not listening. Are you sleeping?’
Then, when I suddenly realized that she was asleep in her listening posture, I was amazed at her eccentricity. Could it be that she has a habit of fulfilling her own desires without committing her rudeness in order to follow Sega’s teachings?
It was clear when I saw that he was dozing in a very plausible position, even though a laughing adult with a much higher distribution said.
That guy must have dozed off like that during lectures even when he was famous for his Noobong in the academy. Two of my balls… Seems a bit excessive, so I’m sure I’ll bet half my energy.
“You must prove your resistance to poison in a fair and honest manner without mentioning your history—”
The training of the billiards elder was still going on.
Please I hope it ends soon … Could it be that he possesses some sort of sleep poisoning ability?
“────────It is. Let’s start the all-you-can-eat competition!”
The training that seemed to last forever came to an end in half a second. At the call of the billiard elder, the warriors of the Tang family prepare tables and chairs around the participants.
A large rectangular table was prepared, and a variety of delicious-looking foods began to be served on it.
All the delicious-looking food made my mouth water, but if you have a sensitive sense of smell, you will realize that there is poison in the strong scent that wafts in between them.
The billiards elder opened his mouth again and explained the rules.
“The rules are simple. Everyone sit down in any chair and start eating. However, you cannot change your seat, and if you stand up or are judged to be unable to eat anymore, you will be disqualified, so just keep in mind that. Now, Then let’s all begin!”
Following his explanation, everyone sits in the closest seat. I don’t know what kind of poison is in the food, so I just sit down.
It seems that he is trying to find the safest food by studying poison, seeing that he smells some of them, analyzes them with great enthusiasm, and settles down. It had nothing to do with me, so I stopped paying attention and reached for the food.
He stretched out his hand and tore off the golden brown chicken legs and took a bite.
As soon as you take a bite, the unique spicy scent of Sichuan that spreads in your mouth tickles your throat. Chew with your teeth, and the sweet and juicy gravy delights your tongue.
As I chewed it deliciously, the poison began to wriggle out of the food that went down into my stomach. But no worries.
-Kia!
It was not for nothing that the energy of the polar yang was imbued with the whole body as a member of the polar yang body. Fortunately, my body, which is filled with yang energy in my muscles, bones, organs, blood, and cells, has become very resistant to poison. When a toxic substance penetrates the body, the Celestial Star reacts like this and immediately burns it with Yang energy, destroying it before it spreads.
I was sure that there was nothing to be found out because it was not to do with luck, but to activate it and burn it.
If luck moves the muscles, activating the energy is nothing more than giving strength to the muscles. Didn’t you just recognize that you were moving just because you put all your strength into it? It was the same principle.
In that sense, my body could be said to be the closest to being invulnerable among the martial artists in the middle plains.
Looking around, the billiards elder didn’t seem to notice at all.
Convinced that no one here would notice my tricks, I enjoyed my meal in peace.
And as time went by, poisoned victims began to appear one after another.
“Ugh…! It’s itchy! It’s itchy!”
“Ugh! What the hell does this taste like…?!”
“You are so spicy—————!!
Some got up from their seats scratching their whole bodies, while others were gagging and gagging at food that had become bizarre due to the poison.
It was me, but the yang qi in my body took care of the toxic substances, so the taste was normal and there was no poisoning.
Rumble. Gurgling.
Churrr. … Puff.
A sound that shouldn’t be heard comes from around you. Those nobles seem to be unlucky enough to eat food poisoned with diarrhea.
As the food is replaced after one meal, Dokdo will change, but until then, it will be difficult to eat only that food. Occasionally pretending to be fine, but at the place where the competition is held, there are also poop wraps that inject dung bombs, so I hope there will be no such man this time.
“Ku, kuruuwuck———!”
“Hmm. You don’t look well. I’ll check the pulse.”
When a warrior frothing crabs occurs, a person who appears to be a member of the Tang family approaches and takes a pulse. I wanted to use my qi for a while to get a pulse, but then I removed my hand and urged him to abstain.
“You’d better abstain. If you take more sage poison here, there is a possibility that you will be crippled.”
“I-I’m going to abstain, oh oh ok…!”
A contestant with a pale complexion clenched her groin and nodded in agreement.
By the way,
‘… What kind of poison is that? Danga’s poison is fucking scary.’
Poison that makes a perfectly normal person enter a permanent state of awareness. It is to the point of sticking out your tongue at the viciousness. I would have continued to eat, saying that there was no problem since I was in a state close to being invulnerable, but I couldn’t help but feel the fear between my legs.
In that sense, I send my sympathy to that participant.
It’s not just me, but even those who had a hard time eating elsewhere are treated like that, and look at those who are leaving the competition with compassionate eyes and send them off.
While everyone was eating hard, Sua Namgung, who was eating noodles elegantly and sweating profusely from a distance, suddenly caught my eye.
“Whoa… Whoa…”
I remember that it was the table where the participant who screamed that it was spicy was eating.
I could tell that it was spicy when I saw Soo-ah Namgung, who was sweating profusely. But what’s even more absurd is that unlike the smiley mouth, the expressionless eyes draw small arcs, giving goosebumps.
It seems that he is feeling the heat of that destructive spicy taste. It wasn’t strange to think of her personality that she showed in her future, but even I couldn’t help but get goosebumps from her, knowing that she had a different impression of her.
“Haaaaa…”
He… Let’s care
If you keep caring about me, I think I’ll become weird.
‘Who would have thought of that.’
The son of the great Namgung family, who is considered the best among the five generations, and the male palace Sua, who is called a genius, is a woman with a desire for destruction close to her masochism.
‘I said it with my own mouth in the future. The pain was so severe that she felt that the self-destructive taste of the Noecheon Shin Gong, a martial art that put her on the verge of being retired from Sega, seemed to give her a sense of liberation.”
Namgung Soo-ah did not learn brain-type martial arts for nothing. She was powerful and powerful, but she had masochism that she didn’t even know she had, and she felt liberated through him as she unconsciously mastered the Thunderbolt Magic.
Growing up and being educated in an environment called a prestigious family, she couldn’t admit that she was a masochist, and even though she gained her enlightenment through that, she wandered without stepping on the next stage.
It may not be the case if it is a transcendental state that simply expresses the sword, but from the Hwagyeong or higher that opens the middle ground, a certain degree of unity between one’s inner and outer surfaces is required. Namgung Soo-ah, who thoroughly distinguished her outer and inner self, was unable to step on the threshold of the next stage even though she had excellent muscles and intelligence.
According to her, when she was learning the Thunderbolt Divine Art, she almost failed to learn it because Namgung Sega shouted against her decision-making, but she learned half of it by arrogance.
A woman who is serious about destruction. She is so sincere that she even likes the masochism that torments her. She said that was the true nature of her Namgoong Sua.
When she sparred with me, it wasn’t that she didn’t give in even though she was beaten because of her desire to grow up. … She liked being sick, so she jumped at it because she wanted to keep getting hit.
It’s not that I, the Hyeon-gyeong and Thousand Killer, gave me goosebumps for nothing.
Perhaps by now, Hwaryong, who knew the truth, would curse me, but what can I do? I will never forget the fire dragon who sacrificed for the future.
It was when the number of dropouts gradually increased and only me and Namgoong Soo-ah remained.
“…I will abstain.”
She ate well, but Namgung Sua suddenly frowned and declared her giving up. She asked the Tang family warrior looking at him incredulously.
“I think you’ll still be able to hold on enough, so why are you giving up?”
“Because of the paralysis poison.”
“Uh… Yes. Well, I understand.”
I don’t know why paralysis poison made me declare abstaining, but a samurai of the Tang family who records it saying he knows.
Seeing the scene and knowing the truth, I grew goosebumps.
‘Wow. It’s kind of like giving up on the fact that the pain goes away by numbing the senses.’
