Chapter 648 – [Dragon Mountains]
We talked about this and that, but it was quite the first time we talked about this side with Xeon.
No, it’s a story that will definitely be skipped if you’re talking about something interesting, but I don’t usually do it, and even if I try to do it with Shion, there aren’t many situations where Shion and him can talk separately.
However, people naturally become talkative when talking about subjects they are interested in.
To be honest, if I had to talk about cooking, I could do it all day. From cooking method to ingredients, country of origin, know-how, plating method, kitchen interior…….And so on!
“Come to think of it, did The Last of Us 2 come out if you knew even after I died?”
“…… Didn’t come out”
“Uh, why?”
“Because the producer died so miserably that there was no sequel.”
“What did you do to die like that?”
“I mean”
Actually, there is The Last of Us 2 that I know of, but… That’s just something that Shion interfered with and replaced the producer.
There is The Last of Us 2 on the original Earth where Zion didn’t interfere, but it’s better not to talk about it.
Oh, what happened to the previous production company?
Didn’t you hear what I said earlier? That he died very miserably. Would you know if I said that?
Shion’s love for the subculture is lower than her love for me, but it’s right below it. Compared to me, is it about cooking?
Anyway, if you ruin your work for some fucking reason, like a PC, you die. If it’s not fun, you can say, “I couldn’t make it at least,” But if it goes too far, it really kills me.
………For the sake of Xeon’s mental health, the Last of Us 2 had to be kept a secret.
Let’s talk about Zion separately. At least I can’t disappoint him when it comes to dreaming!!!!!
“Anyway, you guys sit down for a while. I’ll take a look at your physique, look at your hands, and make you a weapon.”
“Ah, you’re doing it to see how your hand uses a sword, right?”
“The conversation goes well. You said you were cooking, right? Make me some rice later.”
“Today, I’ll make you a snack that’s so delicious that you can’t stop eating it without becoming a fan!!!!”
Traditionally, if the snacks are good, the alcohol goes well.
Speaking of dwarves, they are traditionally a race that is crazy about alcohol. I’ve been reincarnated for thousands of years, but I’ve never seen a dwarf who doesn’t like alcohol.
I make it so fucking delicious that I can’t cook without alcohol!!!!!
Even if not drinking alcohol is bad for health, salty is the best way to taste. It’s because I’m drunk and I can’t taste the taste. Anyway, that’s how it is…..
“Let’s see…”
Murzon looked at the size and hand habits of the others and prepared to make weapons roughly.
I also slowly came to the idea. Umm, salty snacks are perfect for drinking alcohol. First of all, I started with stir-fried seafood, and thought of other dishes…… Uhm, noodle dishes aren’t bad either.
In any case, while I was thinking, Murzon completed the idea.
“It’s a pretty difficult condition, but I can still make it. It’s a relief that that girl isn’t a weapon! I’ll make it in three days, so wait!!!!”
“Can it be done in three days?”
“What do you think I am? The best blacksmith of the Dwarves!!!!”
Hagishi, no matter how different they were from each other, he was a person with a second self-fantasy.
If you don’t trust him, who will you trust? Let’s get ready to make snacks.
Let’s start with the meat first. Actually, the cooking I do well is boiling rather than grilling, but I do grilling to some extent.
Write it down, if you make up your mind and give it a few days, you can make a dish worth sticking with Phantom. I brew the broth and boil it like that… Ah, suddenly I want a beef bone.
“At least I’ll make you a weapon for the rest of your life!!!! I’ll drink a lot and get drunk in 3 days, so prepare it then!!!!”
Soon after, he went to work.
In fact, he had planned to make side dishes from the first day, but he openly went into the workshop and hammered.
Oh, of course there was something else besides hammering. He said it was a problem with the weapon’s circuitry.
“If you want to inject fantasy power, the circuit of the weapon is also important. Dragons are the only ones that produce strong effects by just injecting them!!!
“Ah, don’t worry about wires or anything like that, make them. Circuits aren’t that important anyway.”
“Eat dragon poop!!!!!”
“…He’s a trustworthy guy.”
A craftsman who pushes his will is trustworthy. Me too but what
That’s why even people who don’t like certain ingredients can change their taste depending on how they’re cooked. So I decided to trust him.
Then, after a few days, the next day. Murzon has completed the work.
The work was quite good. It was rare to see anything more than this, at least in this dimension.
“At least the guys who use this will be able to use it with maximum efficiency…”
“First of all, drink alcohol. Alcohol is a magic word that can cheer you up even when you are low on energy.”
The taste of the beer you drink while sweating profusely in the heat of the forge is… Honestly, that’s something I can’t say.
Only those who have experienced it can feel it!!!! Oh, if it’s wheat, that’s good too!!! Bombs are good too!!!
It’s bad to drink too much, but anyway, it’s good to work, drink, and drop!
I poured beer into Murzon’s glass. Contrary to the heat of the workshop, the coldness of the beer, which was frozen in thin ice, seemed to rise with just one sip.
“Cheaaaaa!!!!!!”
It was an exclamation of exclamation from Murzon, who was so cool that he drank a frozen beer.
Honestly, I can’t help but say something like that!!!! I bet
Before long, I served the assortment of seafood stir-fried in slightly spicy sauce in front of him. To be honest, this is a cheat.
“Snack on the salty taste!!!! I can’t beat this!!!! If this is a start, I’m pretty sure you know it!!! Bring the next one!!!!!”
He drank half of the draft beer in one bite of the snack and ordered the next. I then grilled and stir-fried the meat to prepare the next side dish.
To be honest, as a chef, the order of a person who eats a lot is the law!!!!!!
Anyway, here comes the next one!!! This time it’s meat!!!!
“Keuuuuuh!!! This one is good too. Next one!!! Next one!!!!”
I continued to cook. It is a battle between a person who drinks a lot of alcohol vs. A person who makes delicious snacks.
And that battle ended with my victory after a full day had passed.
“Oww, I can drink more!!!!”
“Father, I drank all day, but if I drink more than that, will it be a big deal?”
Considering the image of the bearded dwarf talking to Murzon, who was in the form of a boy, the situation was quite heterogeneous.
Eventually, he got into the hands of his children and spread them.
………It was a week later that I actually heard a proper explanation of the work.
“First of all, yours is something I made in preparation for growing up later. At least it’s something I’ll use even after I grow up.”
“Thank you!!!!!”
“You can leave it as an heirloom. Then…”
Eventually, Hui Jinyu’s twin swords were next. It felt pretty cool to have a kingdom-like decoration attached to it.
“I worked hard to make your items the same. If the weight is different, it’s annoying to have twin swords, so I made them the same, so take them.”
“Yes!!!!”
“I’m sorry, I don’t know if it’s just for the next 10 players on the continent!!!”
“It’s fine as long as you don’t hand over your seat to another race.”
“Well, that’s right”
Anyway, the weapon was roughly matched, so it was over. At least, it was natural that the work I had entrusted was finished.
“Because each weapon and equipment has properly matched circuits.”
“Moderately?”
“A circuit is good in moderation!!!! If you match too much, the durability will decrease, and if you weaken, the efficiency will decrease!!! It’s important to get that ambiguous point right!!!!”
Anyway, the weapon he made was pretty decent, at least to my eyes.
Even the things he made for Seon were like that. Even though Seon is a Moorim person, he uses his internal energy.
“Wow!!! I really like this. You can use it just by sticking it on…… Anyway, it’s very comfortable!!!!”
“Is it more comfortable than a bra?”
“Yes!!!!”
“That’s it”
At least it would be better than bringing something like a bra and telling me to wear it! No, to be honest, big breasts are not as good as big breasts, so even wearing a bra is uncomfortable. It’s not just once or twice that I just want to rip it off.
Anyway, this time around, things worked out. All that was left was the finish.
“It’s good that I got the dragon bone.”
“What is it, is it difficult to obtain dragon bones while working under a dragon?”
“They say that the original ones are smaller. That’s why it’s hard for even a dragon to take off its own flesh or bones. In fact, compared to Rurikies, who periodically take off their own scales and bones, they’re miserly.”
“It’s not worth it”
The more they were, the more it was a waste of time to have their fingernails and toenails trimmed regularly.
If I were toenails too… No, honestly, wouldn’t I be able to just give them to that level? Rather, it feels like the dragons are assholes!!!!
“Anyway, I made it, so take it with you. You don’t need anything else for repairs, so just come!!!”
“Oh, it’s nice that AS is unlimited”
“Iknow, right”
Anyway, I finished this work and came back.
It’s all good, but I especially liked Seon-i walking around without revealing her fluttering breasts. To be honest, the size is a bit daunting.
Even if I’m a woman, I don’t go around with no bra!!!!
“Ah, but it’s a bit comfortable doing this.”
“Wear it often. If you wear it loose, men’s attention will be drawn to you.”
“Does that make you feel bad?”
“Oh, um…”
“At the point of hesitation, I can understand roughly. Okay! I will wear it every day!”
No, at what point did you think you were doing it!!!!
I’m so worried!!! Ah, honestly, it’s better to wear a bra or breastplate, but!!!!
“Dragonborn? Oh, I also often need materials in the science fiction department.”
“What do you do there, do you need something like that?”
“Actually, it’s not per se, but it’s powdered and needed as a catalyst. The dragon bone itself is an excellent catalyst that delivers imagination power with little loss.”
At Asterope’s words, I secretly took out a dragon tooth and stuck it out.
“Then I’ll give you one change.”
“……Is that okay?”
“It’s quite a bit anyway. It’s no big deal to just change one and give it to you.”
Even after the kids’ weapons were matched, there were still dozens left. If you think about it, the portion is ample.
Even if I thought about bringing it to the empire, it wouldn’t be strange if I exchanged at least one. Ah, since Asterope is also an acquaintance anyway, it wouldn’t be bad to give her something like this instead of a weapon.
“I only receive too many things from Your Highness. Originally, dragon bones are rare materials on the market.”
“It’s meaningful when you write it. I got it, so why don’t I give it to an acquaintance?”
“Because if you sell it, it becomes money. Even if it’s worth a tooth, if you make it into a weapon, that’s the price of dozens of gold coins.”
You may think that it is only a few dozen, but when it reaches the level of Daegeumhwa, it becomes a unit used when discussing national budgets.
Roughly, you can think of one large gold coin as a unit of billions. So even if you can’t do it, you can see that the weapons made of dragon bones are billions.
In a way, it was the price of one fighter, but it was a little more efficient because the usable lifespan was different. Well, it also has a decorative meaning.
“……If later, later, I can repay that debt to Your Highness, will that be okay?”
“I can’t pay you back”
I felt ominous and answered right away. Ah, accepting without noticing this is a question of a system that works as a handshake.
But Asterope didn’t seem to want to do that. In the first place, this elf girl was good at what she liked.
You know it when you see him come to eat every morning. I wasn’t even invited, but they came in!!!!
“Me and Her Highness are a bit like that to just be in debt. So, later on……”
“Oh, um…”
“I’ll know that you allowed it.”
“I didn’t allow it!!!!!”
Shion sighed as he looked from the side with cold eyes.
“How many flags do you have to put in to feel cool? No, I’ll put other things besides the flags. Come to think of it, you were an elf killer. You should have noticed roughly when there were elves of the opposite sex next to you.”
“I’ll take my dick off”
“It can’t be done because it’s removed!!!!!”
When I tried to tear it off between my crotches, Shion strongly objected and stopped me.
To be honest, this is the easiest way to avoid trouble!!!!
51% of my dick shares are my wife’s I can’t because I can’t!!!!
