Chapter 99 – Lord Jesus Kids -1
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Real Madrid players have been called up to the national team.
I ate chicken while praying for the future of the players who were called out as slaves of the state.
“Hey… A franchise chicken restaurant opened in Spain. How much is this?”
“50,000 won.”
Dushik hyung answered my question. Du-sik hyung, who had been busy with Colchester United’s work in the meantime, joined Jorginho and the takeover was over. Back to my agent job. After returning as an agent, Du-sik hyung never begged me to reappoint him as general manager. It was the real FM that I wanted so much. There seemed to be a great gap between dreams and reality.
“What is the price of two chickens for a day’s training for the national team?”
I felt bittersweet at the unstoppable rise in chicken prices. Chicken was my soul food. It reminded me of childhood memories of sharing a chicken with six people. It was a difficult time when we shared even one bean…
My heart breaks when I think of Koreans who cannot eat this delicious chicken because it is expensive.
Asasach-
Are you Alpha? I enjoy eating
With an enchanted expression on his face. Instead of me eating chicken, Yuna handed each chicken leg to her nephews Kim Hye-na and Yohan. Yohanie, holding the chicken leg with a sullen expression, whined.
“Maa- Yohani Pizza…”
“The delivery must be late. Yohan, let’s eat chicken for now.”
For Yohan, who likes pizza more than chicken, the delivery of the pizza ordered through the delivery app was delayed than expected.
Yohan nodded his head with a gloomy expression and began to eat the chicken leg meat that Yuna spread.
“Drink-!”
After eating the chicken, Yohani’s eyes twinkled.
“Give me more!”
Oh. The newly released chicken seemed to suit Yohan’s taste. Instead of Yuna, who couldn’t even eat a bite, I applied Yohan’s flesh.
“Uh? What… You seem like a kid I’m seeing for the first time, are you doing well with a sense of stability?”
At the words of Dushik, who was eating chicken, all eyes were on the TV.
The image of a defender wearing the number 25 was reflected on the screen.
“Hong Do-yoon? Have you ever been hired for the first time?”
He nodded slowly at the unfamiliar face.
Forgot to eat chicken. We slowly started focusing on the game.
“Pa-! Chicken!!!”
“Mainly!! Mama told me not to scream!”
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South Korea 0:0 United Arab Emirates.
35 minutes in the first half.
[Yoo Young-beom’s save results in a corner kick for the United Arab Emirates.]
[Certainly, the goalkeeper Yoo Young-beom is guarding the goal.]
“Mark 8!!!”
Let’s turn our heads at the voice of Yoo Young-beom behind us. The UAE number 8 was seen penetrating into the penalty box.
Due to Kim Min-jun’s declaration of retirement from the national team and the punishment of Lord Jesus, Hong Do-yun, who had joined the national team, threw himself to block his ball, but the second ball flowed to the United Arab Emirates. Even in the state of falling, Hong Do-yoon showed a devoted defense by putting his face into his ball.
[Hong Do-yoon!! Hong Do-yoon, the youngest member of the national team, blocks the United Arab Emirates’ shot with his face in a collapsed state !!!]
[Ah! What a fighting spirit! If a defense like that comes out once in a while, the atmosphere of the team changes, right?]
[That’s right. It was a wonderful defense that aroused the fighting spirit of Korea!]
Let’s block the UAE’s attack with Hong Do-yoon’s mop defense. The tide has come to Korea.
[The ball goes to Jinsu Kim! Korea’s Counterattack!]
“Jinsu hyung!”
After Kim Jin-soo stripped the UAE midfielders off the pressure. He fired a pass towards Go Seok-jun, who was on the flank.
[Jinsu Kim is a very technical player, completely different from his face!]
[Kim Jin-soo takes off the pressure from the UAE players with a smooth turn! I pass the pass to Go Seok-jun, who is on the side!]]
“Ohh~~~”
As the Republic of Korea’s attack unfolded, the voice of the red devil who visited Sangam grew louder.
[Ko Seok-Jun runs at high speed!]
[Baek Dong-soo is taking his seat in the penalty box!!! Go Seok-jun’s cross!!!!]
The cross hit Baek Dong-soo’s forehead exactly. United Arab Emirates goalkeeper Khalid Al Ababi saved the ball.
[Aaaaa-! Too bad! South Korea’s shooting blocked by Al Ababi’s save!]
Ah-!
The crowd groaned.
As Baek Dong-soo shook his head in gratitude and regret was reflected on the screen, the crowd cheered louder.
“Baek Dong-soo fighting~!!”
“The Great Republic of Korea!”
South Korea’s corner kick followed.
Hong Do-yoon, who made his first appearance in the national team game today, also entered the penalty box and engaged in a fierce battle of nerves with the UAE players.
After Kim Jin-soo gave the signal. Let’s handle the corner kick. Hong Do-yoon freed the player who held him
“After Allah! Akbar!”
[Hong Do-yoon’s Header!!]
[Go oh oh oh oh! Hong Do-yoon, who defended Korea’s goal with dedicated defense, succeeds in scoring!!!]
[Goal-scoring defender! A suit striker was born!!!]
He scored with a header that only changed the direction of the ball.
Along with Hong Do-yoon’s name, let’s see the current team. Lord Jesus nodded.
“Hatch Unicorns do a good job.”
“Youngbeom was also excavated by Haechi Unicorns, right?”
“Uh, I discovered it through a joining test… What is he doing!”
In the familiar scene where Hong Do-yoon, who succeeded in scoring, runs to the bench and grabs and shakes Utilike’s head, Joo Jesus pretends to be a mistake and presses the power button to turn off the TV screen.
[Hong Do-yoon doing a familiar celebration!!!]
[Yes. A wonderful celebration that reminds me of Joo Jesus, who was making his World Cup finals debut… ]
“Oh-! This. I pressed the wrong button.”
“Kuhm… It tastes somehow familiar.”
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Game over.
South Korea 1:0 United Arab Emirates.
[Victory in UAE, Korea! A game in which stable defense was outstanding.]
[Utilike, who fell victim to Celebration. ‘The players explained to me. There is a tradition in the Korean national team that when the youngest member of the team scores a debut goal, he grabs and shakes the manager’s head. I understand the traditions of each country.’]
└ … ? Is there such a thing?
└ Is there such a thing? Lol
└ I believe in that. Is it because he is a German director?
└ Tear Noir was fun…
└ He’s a German idiot.
[The new face of the Korean national team, Hong Do-yoon. Show full performance. ]
[Sutriker Hong Do-yoon! Give Korea victory with the winning goal following a dedicated defense!]
[Joo Jesus Kids Hong Do-yoon. ‘My dream is to become a player who exerts a good influence like Jesus.’]
└ But isn’t he the Lord Jesus Kids?
└ Aren’t Joo Yoon, Joo Nazareth, and Joo Adam the real Lord Jesus kids?
└ There are many other sprouts. These three are on a different level.
└ But except for Joo-yoon, why does his name look like that?
└ All three are from the same nursery school as Brother Jesus.
└ Ah… I understand.
[Hong Do-yoon’s high school days, when he almost gave up soccer because of poverty, ‘I wouldn’t be where I am today if it wasn’t for the scholarship from Lord Jesus Orphanage.’]
└ Wow… Isn’t this the place where child exploitation was done at a broadcasting station in the past?
└ The broadcast was abolished due to false reports.
└ Is it a public broadcasting station?
└ That’s why it’s a legend.
[Hong Do-yoon promoting ‘God’s Child’ goods at Joo-Jesus Nursery School. ‘Please buy a lot of children of God. So that children in difficult circumstances like me do not give up on their dream of becoming a soccer player.’]
└ As soon as I saw the interview… Bought
└ 222.
└ 333… My monthly food expenses… ㅠㅠ I think I’ll have to take it off with lunch cup noodles now.
└ I also put in money to buy cup noodles and bought them… I’m going to have to drink only water for a while…
[Park Yoon, general manager of Haatch Unicorns, opened up about Hong Do-yoon’s overseas transfer. ‘I am willing to transfer at any time if an offer at a reasonable price comes in.’]
└ Stop selling!!!
└ Let’s win too!!
└ You’re number one right now, right?
└ … Is that so? Long live Park Yoon, the leader of life!
└ ㅆㅅ We only played 2 games, but 1st place ㅇㅋㅋ
└ Since Yoon Park is the youngest son of Haechi Confectionery Chairman, he can be a permanent leader.
└ Were you a conglomerate? It’s just a neighborhood hyung?
└ HahaAfter shaving the hair and eyebrows, there is a bit of DQN feeling
└ Heck he looks really good at NTR haha
[In the first national team selection game. An interview with Doyoon Hong who received M.O.M. ‘It is my dream to continue to be selected for the national team and go to the World Cup.’]
└ Won’t Min-Jun hyung return to the national team? Seeing him playing for a club team right now, I think it would be cheap.
└ DD If Min Jun-ham returns, the Republic of Korea squad will be bored. European Waveman Go Seok-jun, Joo Jesus, Baek Dong-soo, Kim Jin-soo, Kim Dong-jun, Kim Min-jun, Yoo Young-beom. I’m tired.
└ Kya… Did you go to Europe a lot in one year?
└ Let’s all thank Jesus hyung. When I transferred, Jesus hyung wrote me a letter of recommendation and did that.
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When the interest of Korean soccer fans is focused on the appearance of a rookie named Hong Do-yoon. In the soccer community, past articles have begun to be re-examined.
[Title: Wow. Was this steamed?]
(Hong Do-yoon’s past writing. Jpg)
Thank god. I’m not saying I’m upset because I’m reminded of Jesus hyung.
└ At that time, was it that roof?
└ Have you become a little prettier now?
└ Oh, fuck off, you bastards.
└ But why are you the older brother? Aren’t you my brother?
└ ㄴㅋ The Jesus type is the Jesus type.
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[Title: Hello, this is Hong Do-yoon, who was selected for the national team.]
I wrote this article after hearing that Jesus brother visits this place often. First of all, I would like to express my gratitude to Jesus. He was able to become a soccer player by receiving a scholarship given to students from difficult families at a nursery school run by his older brother. It was my wish to play with my brother on the ground. Too bad he’s pushed to the next. Well done in this match. I will do my best to be selected for the national team next time. Thank you!
P.S There are a lot of posts asking for verification. Just like Jesus did in the past, if you score a goal, I will grab the head of coach Utilike and shake it. Thank you! -Hong Do-yoon-
└ Wow-! What a touching story! Fighting for tomorrow’s match!
└ What if there is no certification?
└ There are kids who naively believe this
└ I’m in neutral gear… I don’t know because there is a case of Jesus type.
└ Is there another such person in the world besides Jesus?
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└ Ah, there was another guy like Jesus who hits the goal haha
└ Still, Hong Do-yoon posted a post in the evening.
└ It’s a starter, but is there a soccer player you communicate with at dawn?
└ Looking back now, Jesus is a legend haha