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The Dead Striker Is Crazy. 98

The Dead Striker Is Crazy. 98

Chapter 98 – The Spirit of Fair Play

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Among the pouring prospects, a frenzy to find a second Jejus blew. The funny thing is that a prospect older than me has been nicknamed the second Jejus.

“Pa-! Read a book with me!”

Yohan came hugging the book. It was a book called soccer tactics that even children can easily understand.
Even if it is the second generation of a soccer star, not everyone succeeds. Rather, there were many soccer stars who were overshadowed by their father. I thought Yohan would step out of my shadow and become a great soccer star.

It could be the father’s lack of arms, though. Even at a young age, Yohan was taking football seriously. He was also talented enough.

What. He doesn’t mind failing as a footballer. By that time, you will have enough money to rot away. It’s okay to run Colchester United and live a life as a football official.

“Yohan, my mother told me to study Korean first. Let’s study Korean together with her dad.”
“Study sir”
“After studying, let’s play soccer with Dad in the yard. Huh? “
“Ugh… “

I did not forget Yuna’s request and taught Korean while appeasing Yohan, who looked disliked. Not long after he started studying, Yohan started to doze off. He nodded his head at the sight. I guess I don’t have the brain to study because I resemble my mother.

I carefully hugged Yohan and took him to his room to put him to sleep. After filming for You Tube, Yuna found me and quietly approached me and embraced her.

“Huh? Is John asleep?”
“Uh. You must be tired.”

After patting the sleeping Yohani’s head, I came out to the living room with Yuna. Perhaps because they were twins, Yuna’s belly was more swollen than when Yohan was pregnant.

Looking at Yuna, who is having a hard time gaining weight recently, I feel uncomfortable.

How to defend, 3rd place in the World Cup… I guess there’s a real possibility.

‘Under… Really. It would be nice if one of the amazing center backs would drop out of nowhere.’

Let’s sigh in regret. Yuna stroked my cheek with a worried expression. I laughed awkwardly at Yuna’s question and evaded her answer.

“What’s the matter? Anything bad?”
“Huh? No. Just happy.”

Really. Where should I get a center back?
Who is the center back who satisfies the naturalization conditions…
I slowly began to read the life dictionary of regressors. Soon, I was frustrated that there was no suitable person.

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League Round 26.

Real Madrid 0:0 CD Leganes.

When this game is over, the A-match period approaches.
Unable to participate in the national team game due to discipline, I decided to watch the Korean national team game at home with my family.

I dribbled next to me and pulled the jersey of a passing opponent with my right hand.

There was a midfielder!

Bounce-!

It’s gone now.

The Leganes midfielder rolls on the ground. Only the ball that lost its owner greeted me. CD Leganes tries to reorganize the defensive camp due to a sudden turnover. Real Madrid finished the attack before they could fix their defensive line.

He delivered a penetrating pass toward the space in front of Jesus Gonzalez, who started running with his hand raised from the side. Jesus Gonzalez broke the line of the opponent’s defense, entered the penalty box, and succeeded in scoring with a chip shot that exceeded the goalkeeper’s height.

Jesús González, who scored, shared the joy with his teammates.
Although the CD Leganes players protested to the referee. I shook my head at the referee’s determined attitude.

And 5 minutes later.
Once again, the net shook.

Luis Garcia’s roving pass to Jesus Gonzalez broke down the side. He put a cross towards me penetrating the penalty box.

After I interfered by pulling the clothes of the competing defender. He brought the ball precisely to his forehead and shook the net.
At the same time as the referee declared the goal, I ran to the corner flag and celebrated.

In between. CD Leganes continued to protest to the referee, saying I used my arm. However, the referee did not accept their opinion. A CD Leganes player was shown a yellow card for protesting.

Although the CD Leganes players were glaring at me. I was proud

Isn’t the guy who got hit twice stupid?


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[Ah… There are currently two players down on the ground. It looks like Joo Jesus and Matuidi… I hope it’s not a big injury.]

[During the competition, we bumped into each other a lot, right? The referee immediately stopped the game and dispatched medical personnel.]

[Fortunately, Jesus Joo got up safely, but Matuidi of Leganes is being carried out of the stadium on a stretcher.]

[Sorry. I hope the players will play a little calmer due to this injury.]

[The game resumes with a drop ball, and Real Madrid’s Joo Jesus kicks it long into Leganes’ camp]

[Lord Jesus showing the spirit of fair play! He is a player who recently introduces himself as a gentleman on the ground. One netizen jokingly said that he was a 19th century English gentleman.]
└ LOL
└  An English gentleman on the ground haha
└ I think it’s funnier that Yoo Young-beom’s nickname is Cheok Hwa-bi. They said that the sheep didn’t work hard, but Jesus hyung got rid of it haha
└ Haha

[… Uh? The ball kicked by Joo Jesus cut right through the net!!]
└ Wow… The trajectory is crazy.
└ No hyung, if you kick like that, how will the goalkeeper catch it!!
└ Isn’t this hyung aiming?
└ ㄴ Yes, there is a possibility haha

[You got sucked right into the corner of the goal. Did Jesus Joo’s killer instinct come into play here as well?]

[Yes… Joo Jesus, who accidentally shot, also raised both hands and apologized to Leganes. Lord Jesus talking to Coach Valverde. It seems that Real Madrid is trying to give an own goal.]

“No!!!!!!”

[Hmm… Ter Noir seems to have a different opinion.]
└ㅋㅋㅋㅋ Noir you crazy bastard ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
└ Jn emphatically nosing away haha

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I asked the Leganes players for the ball.
No matter how much I thought about it, I did not think that Ter Noyer, who kept shouting no, would open the goal.

“No way! Amigo! Give me the ball I’ll put it in.”

The Leganes players who listened to my words delivered the ball with a dubious expression. I ran straight to the goal guarded by Ter Neuer.

Ter Noyer lowers his stance and prepares for a save.
I told him the inconvenient truth.

“Hey! This is a pass, so if you use your hand, it’s an indirect free kick!”

Instead of shooting, he handed a ‘back pass’ that slightly exceeded Ter Neuer’s height with sandpaper. Ternoyer tried to somehow get his head on a ball that was way over his height.

“Verdammt! (Shit)”

The ball, ignoring his earnest prayer, went into the goal and shook the net.

“Vamos!!!!!”

The referee declares an own goal. I ran to Coach Valverde with a face full of joy. Let’s celebrate an own goal based on the spirit of fair play.

Leganes spectators who came to watch the game, the referee who was smiling with satisfaction at the heartwarming scene, and the players of both Real Madrid and Leganes teams were embarrassed and looked at me like crazy.

Ignoring all negative gazes. Run to Manager Valverde. Grabbed his head and shouted.

“Three goals! Three goals! Substitute!”

I possessed a male high school student who picked up a death note. Laughed like a devil

Everything according to plan!

Took.

But the misfortune started here. In the process of grabbing the director’s head and shaking it, Valverde’s wig came off. The scene was caught on a relay camera, and the applause of the home fans, who had been applauding the warm atmosphere, stopped.

There was a suffocating silence in the arena.

“Yea… H~V… Amos!!”

I smiled awkwardly and put the wig back on Director Valverde’s head. I had to play full-time that day due to the head coach who turned the tap.

For reference, this is a fact.

I slowed down because of Valverde’s unfair treatment.

“Puta!! Stop shooting water rockets, son of a bitch!!”

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Game over.
Real Madrid 3:1 CD Leganes

[Barverde recalls the moment her wig came off. ‘I almost lost my temper the moment his wig came off.’]

[Valverde smiles in despair at Jeju’s slowdown. ‘That is Jejus.’]

[Jejus showed the spirit of fair play. ‘I am a very gentleman.’]

[Jejus opened up about the slowdown. ‘Everyone has the right to resist unfair treatment.’]

[Ter Neuer against own goal. ‘The fact that there is a ball behind my back is such a humiliating moment for me. Just like Oliver Kahn, who blocked all children’s shots in the past. I also couldn’t let the ball go into the goal I was guarding, even if it was an own goal based on the spirit of fair play.’]

[Ter Neuer, answering the question of what he thinks about Jejus’ behavior when he scored an own goal with sandpaper. ‘I’m not going to talk to that son of a bitch for a while.’]

The Dead Striker Is Crazy

The Dead Striker Is Crazy

고인물 스트라이커는 미쳤다.
Status: Ongoing Type: Author: , Released: 2022 Native Language: Korean
[WHY ALWAYS ME?]Bad boy on the ground.

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