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The Dead Striker Is Crazy. 90

The Dead Striker Is Crazy. 90

Chapter 90 – The Coming of Jesus -1

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The match between Real Madrid and Atletico Madrid is over. Emergency lights were turned on for domestic soccer fans who were eagerly waiting for the Korean Derby.

[The Korean Derby’s risk of misfire, what is the disciplinary level of Jesus Christ?]

[Lord Jesus who kept his promise to the child who was fighting illness, is the punishment justified?!]

[Jesus Ju, what is the punishment for swearing at Atletico Madrid fans?]
└ No bro, what’s wrong! Since when did he say that he kept his promise?
└ Ha… Damn what should I do to cancel my plane ticket?
└ If it were me, I would cancel now haha

[Royal Spanish Football Association RFEF, ‘unacceptable behavior’ during the disciplinary review of Lord Jesus]
└ Aaaaagh! Can not be done! We can’t lose the Korean Derby!!
└ Everyone, let’s petition the people!! Opposition to the punishment of the Lord Jesus!!

Contrary to what many people in Korea were worried about
The Royal Spanish Football Association RFEF did not want to punish Lord Jesus.

There are no people in the world who hate money. The executives and staff members of the association, which are punishing them, were also crazy about money.
Of course, there must have been principleists within the association as well.
Would such people rise to a high position?

Anyway, superstars became money, and Joo Jesus, without question, became a Real Madrid superstar. It didn’t make sense to punish him excessively.

It’s not that Jesus Joo gave kung fu kicks to the crowd like Eric Cantona, and the Royal Spanish Football Association thought that a moderate amount of condescending punishment was enough.

For reference, interest in La Liga increased in the Asian market after Jesus Joo moved to Real Madrid, and the skyrocketing price of negotiations for broadcasting rights also helped in this decision.

[Spain Royal Football Association, fined 10 million won to Jesus. ‘I took into account that I kept my promise to a child suffering from childhood cancer.’ ]

[Thanks to the Royal Spanish Football Association with Judo, Jesus Joo and Youngbeom Yoo’s Korean derby is possible!]
└ Aaaaagh! I canceled my plane ticket, but damn!!!
└ I had no such luck.
└ It’s really hard to intuit the Jesus type game ㅠㅠ
└ Phew… The Korean Derby was almost canceled because of the disciplinary action.

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The hour when the discipline of the Lord Jesus was set.
Joo Jesus left a comment about the match between Haechi Unicorns and Jeonbuk Steelers, which was about to be forgotten in people’s memories as time passed.

@Lord_Jesus _9 ★ Official
@K-League
@Who_wins_our_side
@Zeom_Chief_Shaved bread?

There is a pre-season match between Jeonbuk and Haechi at 9:00 pm three days later.
I’m looking forward to it!
Have you ever placed a bet?
How do you like the shaved bread of the captains?

└ Why… My brother wears someone else’s hair as he pleases;;
└ ㅇㅋ Look at how she just hangs it saying it’s not her own hair ㅋ
└ Our hairdresser doesn’t have thin hair.
└ Jeonbuk_Joo Seok-hoon: The hair is a little…
└ Captain Nimyu ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
└Haechi_Park Yoon: @Jeonbuk_Joo Seok-hoon Jjool? Lol
└ Jeonbuk_Joo Seok-Hoon: A small club like Haechi ^^ I was considerate, but I guess you didn’t feel that?
└ Haechi_Park Yoon: He must have fallen asleep seeing the lengthening of his tongue.
└ Haechi_Yoon Park: I will take it and shave my eyebrows. Unlike anyone else, I believe in the players and the coach ^^
└ Jeonbuk_Joo Seok-hoon: Get Brazilian waxing and come in, 10bird
└ Haechi_Park Yoon: No, half-talking is a bit like that ^^

In the past, the two captains, who had been exchanging verbal arguments several times pretending to fight, warmed up the atmosphere by adding conditions to conditions.

3 days later.
Seoul Sangam World Cup Stadium.

Even though it was not a match for the Korean national team, many spectators visited the stadium.

“Uh uh uh uh uh-! Haechi fans, the Lord Jesus in the Inseong field, woo woo woo woo!”
“Uh uh uh uh uh-!! How could you say such harsh words!! Woo woo woo woo-!”

The match between the two teams continued with Jeonbuk’s advantage throughout. The score was scored first by the Hatch Unicorns.
Along with the promotion, Emmanuel IU, a first-class mercenary brought from Africa with a large amount of money, used his strong physical skills in a set-piece situation to deflect Jeonbuk’s defender and succeeded in scoring with a header.

As soon as the goal was scored, a relay camera caught Haechi general manager Park Yoon watching the game. Park Yoon ran right in front of Joo Seok-hoon and showed off the barrikang ceremony.

“Wheein-! Are you ready to shave your head? Senior~~~”

Turns out, the two were college alumni.

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Match result.
Hatch Unicorns 2:3 Jeonbuk Steelers

[In the second half, Jeonbuk Steelers succeeded in reversing by scoring three goals! Showing the potential of the K-League’s old man!]

[Hatch Unicorns lost, but fought well! The performance of the Haechi Unicorns this season is more anticipated!]

[Jeonbuk Steelers general manager Joo Seok-hoon. ‘Captain Haechi must have realized the word humility because of this match.’]

[Park Yoon, leader of Haechi Unicorns, a real man who has no ‘mo’ to keep promises. ‘Today’s defeat will make us stronger. The only thing that is broken is the thinning of my hair. Haechi must beat Jeonbuk in the league.’]

[Jeonbuk general manager Joo Seok-hoon, showing off the generosity of a winner. ‘Haechi is a good team. However, Jeonbuk was just a slightly better team. I always believe in Jeonbuk. If you want, you can bet on your hair again. I will accept the challenge at any time.’]

[An anonymous Jeonbuk Steelers official who answered the secret of the come-from-behind victory in the second half. ‘Halftime, the general manager came to the locker room and begged me on his knees to win. I wonder if the players have awakened from that appearance.’]

[People who watched the head-to-head match between the two teams. ‘Surprisingly, the K-League is also worth watching?’]


The box office success of Jeonbuk Steelers and Haechi Unicorns and the resulting influx of fans and income stimulated other K-League clubs.

[Pohang Motors ‘Jeonbuk, who won a sweaty victory against the promoted team, can easily win.’]

[Incheon City, ‘Hatch Unicorns will reveal their bottom line when they meet us, a true strong team in the bubble, K-League.’]

Now who is going to speak more provocatively, the gates of hell have opened in the K-League. It was Park Yoon-yi of Haechi Unicorns, the reckless general manager, who showed an unrivaled presence there.

[A real man who has lost his head and disappeared, Park Yoon, the general manager of Haechi Unicorns, opens his mouth to Incheon City’s provocation. ‘Oh, then let’s bet on your hair, we’ll bet on the owner’s hair, so you can also bet on the Incheon Mayor’s hair’]

When the interview went out, Yoon Park was eventually called into the office of the chairman of the parent company. He showed the hot filial piety of the fire attribute filial son.

“Hey, you bastard, what are you doing!”
“Oh no! Father! You’re a dog yourself! Don’t talk like that! And you can’t even weave that little hair for his son!?”

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While Yoon Park is doing filial piety.
The warm-hearted man Joo Jesus checked his physical condition before the upcoming Mallorca match.

‘Under… Mallorca.’

I slowly recalled the past.
It reminded me of the moments when I was forced to feed Yoo Young-beom his experience points.
Who is the number one contributor to Yoo Young-beom’s rise in skill?
Of course, Yoo Young-beom’s own efforts may have contributed. Lord Jesus thought that his gong was the best.
‘Actually, I raised Youngbeom on my back’

Joo Jesus, who only looked at the successful cases without thinking about the promising prospects he defeated, was raising his condition to become Yoo Young-beom’s hardships and adversity this time as well.

That’s how the Lord Jesus is raising his form.
Yoo Young-beom, who was in Mallorca, had to shiver with a sudden chill.
“Each-! What is it?”​

Joo Jesus and Yoo Young-beom did their best to prepare for the match.
Many Korean tourists headed to Madrid, Spain to watch the Korean Derby.

On the day of the match between Real Madrid and Mallorca, which showed strong firepower, and defended the salty water.
Korean tourists who booked tickets online on the official website entered the Santiago Bernabéu.

“Babe, which team are you rooting for?”
“Me? Am I going to cheer for my Jesus brother?”
“… Lord Jesus fuck you bastard.”
“Huh? What?”
“Huh? Didn’t I say anything?”
“Okay? Did I not hear you?”

Unbeknownst to the Lord Jesus, he is planting seeds of discord in a couple.
Joo Ye-soo put on a dragon robe and started a fight with Yoo Young-beom.

“Welcome to the palace of Real Madrid. Stranger. I am Jejusu, the god of soccer who leads my wonderful followers!”
“…”

Yoo Young-beom desperately had to look away from the two clear eyes filled with madness of Lord Jesus, who looked at him and gave him a look of anticipation.

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3 minutes in the first half.

Mallorca conceded early in the first half.
Yoo Young-beom’s expression hardened after he lost. Joo Jesus, watching that scene, whispered as he passed Yoo Young-beom.

“Jesus Advent!”

The Dead Striker Is Crazy

The Dead Striker Is Crazy

고인물 스트라이커는 미쳤다.
Status: Ongoing Type: Author: , Released: 2022 Native Language: Korean
[WHY ALWAYS ME?]Bad boy on the ground.

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