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The Dead Striker Is Crazy. 74

The Dead Striker Is Crazy. 74

Chapter 74 – Korean Derby -3

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While Joo Jesus achieved a hat-trick and broke Mallorca’s will to pursue.
In the soccer community, a new rice cake was spinning.

[Title: I wonder why everyone is cheering for Mallorca?]

At some point, everyone is naturally cheering for Mallorca.

└ It’s gone before I knew it…
└ I’ve been watching since Yeong Beomjwa moved to Mallorca, and it’s a performance that I can’t help but become a fan of.
└ Eye-popping performance?
└ I don’t know how to watch soccer haha
└ The Mallorca game is exciting haha
└ I don’t know what the outcome of the game will be because all the lines except for the goalkeeper are destroyed.
└ Did you walk all the way to Toto? Fuck, at that moment, my hands are shaking!
└ Isn’t that because you’re addicted to gambling?
└ What is it? Are you trying to disparage Toto, which has been officially licensed in the current country?!
└ Uh… The way he speaks is disgusting.
└ But if you watch the game, you will know what it means to dry people’s blood.
└ To win, to draw, to draw, to lose, to lose, to win. It’s a crazy team.
└ Real Madrid is one of the strongest teams, and losing is a strange team, so I have little taste of cheering for them. In Mallorca, each game is really fierce.

[Title: I am a Madridista, but I am cheering for Mallorca. Star.]

From me first lol.

└ Enter quietly and click Recommend.
└ Warrior Beomrelujah Fighting! Subdue the Demon Lord Lord Jesus!
└ Huh? Crossing the line Even if you curse at Madrid, you can’t stand it when you curse at Jesus. Block.
└ Because of guys like that, Jesus-hyung doesn’t spread chicken and gives away video season tickets these days ㅡㅡ
└ Speaking of Colchester, I’m asking, can Colchester be promoted this season as well?
└ It looks like they will be promoted, they are currently in 2nd place, but the difference between 1st place and 1st place is not long. If you do well, back-to-back wins are possible, right?
└ Yeah ㅋ Even if you get promoted, you’re in the 3rd division~
└ Isn’t it similar to the K-League when it comes to the 3rd division?
└ K-League knockdown ㄴ It’s about the top of the 2nd division.
└ Raising the K-League ㄴ It’s about mid-level in the 2nd Division.
└ Suddenly, the K-League Rice Cake
└ … Wow, what the fuck is Jesus, why are you running so hard?
└ Bro! Stop! The opponent is in a groggy state!
└ It’s so cruel I can’t see it!

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[Mallorca, they haven’t given up yet! Jose Gaya took the ball with aggressive pressure! As it is, I raise a cross toward Diego Silva!]

[Ternoyer’s Punching! The ball goes to Jejus.]

[On the left side is Iker Bravo. Jeju’s! I don’t pass to Iker Bravo, I start dribbling myself! Jejus running fast! I entered the penalty area before I knew it!]

[After easily passing Mallorca’s center back Felice, shoot as it is! Ah! Jesus trips over Felix’s foot and falls. The referee declares a penalty.]

[Mallorca players run to the referee and protest, but it’s an obvious penalty kick. As soon as the referee blows the whistle, Jejus jumps up, holds the ball, and smiles. The smile is very disgusting.]

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88 minutes in the second half.

After placing the ball on the penalty mark. I looked at Youngbeom.
Yoo Young-beom maintains a poker face.
I looked at him and decided how to handle the penalty.
Let the referee know you are ready to take the penalty kick.
The referee blew the whistle.

Beep-!

I use my feet to run and run.
Chuck hit the shot hard, knocked the goalkeeper off balance and finished it off with a Panenka kick.

Youngbeom, who had already dived to the right, lost his balance and had to stare at the ball as it flew away.

Rocking-

And the moment the ball crosses the goal line. He couldn’t hide the emotion from his face.
“Ha… Fuck!”

After scoring the goal by kicking a penalty kick, I ran into the goalpost without celebrating and came out with the ball.
“Youngbeom hyung, I’ll come back!”
The moment I greeted Yeong-beom, who was blaming himself while holding onto his waist and bowing his head.

Poo-!

I saw a star.

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[Yes… Jesus Joo scores the penalty kick, making the score 4-1. Joo Jesus player achieved a pot trick.]

[Goalkeeper Yoo Young-beom, you don’t have to lower your head! Goalkeeper Yoo Young-beom showed a perfect performance in this game.]

Poo-!

[Yes, full shooting…]
└ What did I just see?
└ Eul haha
└ Eulryongta Mr. Haha
└ The commentary also came to a halt haha

[Oh, sorry viewers… There was an accident for a while.]

[… Goalkeeper Yoo Young-beom took the ball out of the goalpost and fired the so-called Eulryongta toward Joo Jesus, who was running in the center circle.]

[Fortunately, Lord Jesus jumped up from his seat as if nothing had happened. ]

[He is stroking the back of his head with a bewildered expression. Joo Jesus is also a bit embarrassed.]
└ Are you smiling? Lol
└ The narrator is laughing?
└ Why do you like it?

[Goalkeeper Yoo Young-beom, who hit the back of the head, is also apologizing to Joo Jesus with a puzzled expression. In the meantime, the referee approaches and hands out a red card to goalkeeper Yoo Young-beom.]

[If I had to make a statement, I was a little relieved. Didn’t Jesus Joo play soccer so well that he hated him throughout the game?]

[To… No matter how nasty it is, there shouldn’t be any acts of violence on the ground. Goalkeeper Yoo Young-beom, who was ordered to leave, is once again apologizing to Joo Jesus.]

[Jesus Joo doesn’t seem to care too much. You coolly accept the apology from goalkeeper Yoo Young-beom.]


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[The game ends. Mallorca vs Real Madrid match. Real Madrid beat Mallorca 4-1 and happily take 3 points.]

[Yes, and because of this game, a record has been broken.
In the 2019 match between Atalanta and Empoli, 49 shots were made, surpassing the 47, the highest number of shots in a single match in Europe’s top 5 leagues. Of those, 25 were effective shots. With 21 saves, goalkeeper Yoo Young-beom set the record for the most saves in a single game in La Liga history.]

[Goalkeeper Yoo Young-beom, who showed great performance, I do not know how the punishment will be, but the departure of goalkeeper Yoo Young-beom, the core of the team, will be painful for Mallorca.]

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Game over.
Real Madrid 4:1 Mallorca.

[An interview site where Jeju’s humor burst into laughter, ‘It’s new and fresh because I’m interviewing as a victim, not an assailant.’]

[Youngbeom apologizes to Jejus. ‘I don’t even know why I did it. First of all, I am very sorry to the Lord Jesus.’]

[Jesus accepted Yu’s apology. ‘I can fully understand his heart. Sometimes I also think I want to hit someone in the back of the head.’]

[A bone-chilling joke from the president of Mallorca. ‘Yu, if you intend to receive more warnings, we are willing to create a card museum like Madrid.’]

[The most shots in one game in the history of the top 5 European leagues, the most saves in a single game in La Liga, the port trick of Jesus Joo, and even Eulryongta. A match between Real Madrid and Mallorca, where there was plenty to eat at the rumored feast.]

[Yoo Young-beom, who has the most saves in a single game in La Liga, is punished for two games.]

[Jesus Joo expresses his opinion on his SNS that the suspension of Yoo Young-beom is excessive.]

[Mallorca decides to appeal to RFEF against Yoo Young-beom’s disciplinary action.]

[Remarks by Caster Park Jun-hyung. ‘Yoo Young-beom’s Young Beom-ta, to be honest, was refreshing.’]

[2042 FIFA World Cup in China, Asian final qualifiers, Jesus Joo and Youngbeom Yoo who became teammates from enemies!]

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Suspended for 4 matches in A match in a friendly match in June, I was unable to participate in the Asian final qualifier in September, the 3rd leg of this Asian final qualifier in October, and the Syrian expedition.

I was able to play in the home game against Iraq in the 4th game, so I joined the Paju training center a little later than the other players.

When I joined the training center in Paju, the Korean national soccer team was working hard after a draw in Syria.

Beep-!

I quietly watched the runners run away at the beeping sound and then ran away.

“Hey, haven’t you seen Jeju’s?”
“I haven’t seen you since this morning?”

Every day, as I pursued the chase with coach Utilike, time passed quickly, and the day of the 2042 FIFA World Cup China World Cup, Asian final qualifier 4th round match against Iraq came.

[Hello viewers all over the country. This is Park Jo-woon, the caster who was in charge of relaying the match against Iraq in the 4th round of the Asian final qualifier held at the Cheonan Sports Complex. Commentator Jang Hyun-ji is listed as a commentator.]

[Yes, nice to meet you. This is Jang Hyun-ji.]

[This is against Iraq, is it a return match for Joo Jesus’ disciplinary action? The game begins with the referee’s whistle to see what kind of performance Joo Jesus will perform!]

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Match result.

South Korea 4:0 Iraq

Goals: Jesus Joo (5, 7, 25) Dongjun Kim (56)

[Director Utilike, who opened up about the early replacement of Lord Jesus. ‘I promised to replace him if he scored a hat trick.’]

The Dead Striker Is Crazy

The Dead Striker Is Crazy

고인물 스트라이커는 미쳤다.
Status: Ongoing Type: Author: , Released: 2022 Native Language: Korean
[WHY ALWAYS ME?]Bad boy on the ground.

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