Chapter 66 – Hypothyroidism -1
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Real Madrid, which won the Champions League last season and earned the honor of being the best club in Europe, this season finished 3rd in the Champions League Round of 16 and Copa del Rey Round of 16, setting a record of being unrelated.
“Puta! Disgusting Laporta!”
Several reasons were pointed out as the cause of the plummeting grades, but among them, the cause that sociopaths sympathized with the most was the absence of the Lord Jesus. Socios who realized the cause began to obsess over the Lord Jesus.
“Madrid! Madrid! Hala Madrid!”
“Jejus! Jeju’s! Hala Jeju’s!”
“Jejus who will return our glory!”
“… Jejus, quickly get cheap and get lost. What the fuck is that in front of the bathroom?”
“… Can’t you just go out and tell me I’m not here?”
“Am I telling you? Then those people will turn into a mob in an instant?”
At first, Joo Jesus enjoyed the attention with a happy heart, but he made plans to escape to Korea until the situation calmed down due to the growing obsession of Madridistas.
When I was thinking about how to get out of Spain, the coach of the Chinese national team gave me a good excuse.
[Chinese national team coach Feng Xiao. ‘Lord Jesus? I’m afraid of Chinese football and won’t play. If Joo Jesus participates, we will head to Korea for this A match.’]
Jejus contacted manager Yutilleke and was selected for the A match.
[Jejus. Heading to Korea for a friendly match against A-match China.]
[Utilike Ho selected Real Madrid’s Joo Jesus for a friendly match A match in June ‘Jeju hoped to play in the match against China.’]
I was able to head to Korea leaving behind the obsession of Madridistas.
“Jejus! Where! Don’t go!”
“If you go, we all die!”
Seeing them scream at the airport, I shook my head with a slightly tired expression. Yuna smiled brightly, wondering what she was so happy about.
“I love you very much”
“… Could that be an obsession?”
“Bah-!”
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[Title: Intuition) U&I Community Stadium at the time of Colchester’s promotion]
(U&I Community Stadium where Colchester United’s cheering song, The U’s, resonates)
Kill the mood
I couldn’t film this, but as soon as the promotion was confirmed and the congratulatory video of Jesus appeared on the screen, the crowd cheered and burst into flames.
It’s like that at Colchester United.
What the heck is real madrid?
P.S And I don’t know why this is here.
The 39-40 La Liga top scorer trophy is on display here at the Colchester United History Museum…
└ Don’t you know it’s a Jesus type Madrid-limited guardian amulet?
└ ㄹㅇ When a Korean tourist goes to Madrid, wears a Jesus-style uniform and speaks Korean, a Spanish man passing by comes and says Oh! Coreano! I bought you a beer while doing it.
└ Oh! Can you understand me even if I speak Korean in Madrid?
└ No, I don’t understand Korean lol If you look like an Asian, just go over and say Oh! Coreano! Lol
└ Isn’t this racist? Why do you leave Joo-Jesus unattended? Am I the only one uncomfortable?
└ Oh fuck, it’s just uncomfortable, so please go to where you guys play
└ It is said to attract tourists.
└ This hyung is also crazy.
└ This isn’t crazy, isn’t it strong narcissism?
└ You think that if you win the top scorer award, people will flock to you.
└ It’s because Jesus type is famous for doing crazy things. If you look closely, this type has a narcissistic side.
└ It’s because you guys don’t know, Jesus took over Colchester United and a lot of tourists come.
└ ㅇㅇ At the time of the acquisition, there was a lot of publicity. Many young Koreans go on backpacking trips, and local Madrid fans who became fans after watching games with video season tickets said they go occasionally.
└Congratulations: You fuckers. Don’t try playing on illegal betting sites either. Buy a season pass and watch it.
└ Brother… But at that price, 5 chickens?
└ … Now, the price of chicken has risen, so there are 4 of them…
└ One chicken costs 40,000 won, is it true? .
└ ㅅㅅ… The real Republic of Korea is ruined. A chicken is 40,000 won.
└ Bro! Sprinkle chicken all over the seaweed!
└Congratulations: Distribute season tickets. Register.
└ Oh fuck! You can watch it for free on an illegal betting site. Give me chicken instead of a season ticket!
└Congratulations: … Cowboys
└ Oh! Me baby jjanggae, give me the chicken, not the season pass!
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When I arrived in Korea, there were so many people that I remembered Madiri Dista, who was seeing off from Madrid.
“Waaaaa-!”
[Jesus, Korea’s pride!]
I smiled awkwardly and waved at their hospitality. I let Yuna and Yohan go first while being guarded by the airport security guards. I stayed and signed autographs and took pictures with the fans.
“And-! Jesus hyung is handsome!”
“… You look older than me… “
“… I am 17 years old.”
“… Sorry, are you not going to school?”
“… It’s our anniversary.”
After roughly wrapping up the awkward fan signing event, we exited the airport, got into the car, and headed to the national team training facility located in Paju.
Before entering Paju Training Center
There, he conducted brief interviews with reporters.
“This is KBC reporter Kim Kyung-seop. Do you have any plans to sign a Korean player for Colchester United? “
“If the team needs it and manager Pedro Rodriguez says they need it, I’m willing to sign it.”
“This is STB Reporter Cho Hyun-young. What do you think of the pre-season friendly between Colchester United and Hatch Unicorns this Friday?”
“I hope both teams put on a good game.”
“This is MBT reporter Kim Dae-gi. What do you think of the friendly match against China?”
“Uh… First of all, I really like Kung Fu, a traditional Chinese martial art. When I was young, I liked it enough to watch movies and imitate them, so I am looking forward to playing against Chinese players.”
While the interview was going on with good manners, a face that looked like it wanted to squeeze in somewhere appeared and asked a rude question.
“Joo grew up in an orphanage with state support, don’t you think the state does too little compared to what he received?”
Some familiar face. I thought of taking a closer look. The man who had trespassed into the nursery school, constantly raising the bullshit of the people’s right to know, was standing there with a venomous expression.
“A-what the fuck! What kind of bastard has no manners!”
“Where the hell is this reporter from!”
Nearby reporters hurled accusations at the man, and a security team rushed over and pulled him out.
I looked at the reporter who was being dragged away with a pitiful look.
When I investigated that man’s background in the previous episode, I remember that he was definitely a cuckoo…
“Joo Jesus! Tell us about your determination to face the friendly match against China!”
I had an accident because I was distracted for a while and couldn’t get through the filtering.
“I will show the pride of Korean martial arts.”
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[Lord Jesus. ‘I am delighted to have the opportunity to show off my martial arts skills to Chinese athletes who are famous for their martial arts.’]
[Jesus Joo, who entered the Paju Training Center, ‘I came to show the pride of Korean martial arts.’]
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While the Lord Jesus entered the Paju Training Center and continued her training, Yuna Song took John to her grandmother’s hometown.
Parked her car on the corner of the dirt road, Yuna carefully hugged Yohan and headed for the house written on the address.
Unlike other rural houses, a newly built house caught my eye. Yohani, who was in Yuna’s arms, whined as if she didn’t like something.
“Ah ah ae ae-“
“Oh gu oh gu oh, is it because our John smells like cow dung?”
“Ah ah ae ae-“
“Prince John, be patient! You’ll be all right when you get home!”
At Yohan’s whining, Yuna pressed her doorbell. The iron door opened with a murmur from beyond her wall.
“Fuck-some bastard is ringing the doorbell at this late hour!”
“Grandma! I’m here!”
“Oi! It’s not our poop puppy!”
“Hehe, Yohan brought me too!”
Yohan, who was looking at her great-grandmother with her head sticking out of Yuna’s arms, stretched out her arms as if to be embraced by her great-grandmother.
“Why do you want to be hugged by your grandmother?”
“Abubu-!”
Her grandmother, who laughed at Yohan’s sudden charm, carefully received Yohan from Yuna and held him in her arms.
Fluffy-
Cradled in his grandmother’s arms, Yohan felt the soft cushion on the back of his neck and in an instant closed his eyes and fell asleep.
“… “
Looking at her, Yuna placed her hands on her chest. The hard touch of her hand made her cry in an instant.
“Hey… “
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There is no paradise where you fled. A famous line that everyone must have heard at least once explained my situation well.
A man with a bloody look like an armed Gongbi approached me with a hard expression.
“Older brother! I am a real fan! After scoring in the last El Clasico and holding an amazing ceremony, could you please sign the fist potato Jesus I made?”
“That senior, you are older than me…”
It was really painful to see a muscular, armed Gongja make a shy expression while asking for an autograph.
“Ah, is it algebra that was born first? If you’re handsome and good at soccer, you’re an older brother! So, brother Jesus, please give me your autograph!”
“Oh oh! Brother, please give me your autograph too!”
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Time flies and on the day of the A-match friendly match against China. Many people gathered at the Seoul World Cup Stadium located in Sangam to watch the A-match match played by Jesus Joo.
“The Great Republic of Korea!”
“The Great Republic of Korea!”
Hearing the loud cheering from the crowd, Joo Jesus, whose hardships of the past 200 years had passed by quickly, put on an expression of remorse. It was captured by the relay camera that was paying attention to Jesus Joo. It was stuffed quickly as it was, and a meme was created.
[Title: Oh, this is not Larry]
(Jesus-type facial expressions watching the Korean national team and Chinese national team warming up.Jpg)
I ship… Yes sir… Transport…
– Jesus hyung came here with a lot of hyunta kekekekekekekeke
