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The Dead Striker Is Crazy. 61

The Dead Striker Is Crazy. 61

Chapter 61 – Supercopa De España – 3

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Real Madrid, who scored the opening goal early in the first half, did not miss the flow and made it their own.
Atletico Madrid trapped in their own camp.

Cuckoo-!

Poo-!

Right

Cuckoo-!

Caang-!

Right again

Cuckoo-!
Chin-!
“Nice save!”

Hit again

That’s how time flows helplessly.

45 minutes into the first half.
Atletico Madrid’s defense, tattered from being hit so hard, began to lose their minds.

“Luca!”

Let me infiltrate, stealing the attention of the Atlético Madrid defense. There was space to pass to Iker Bravo, who was on the side. Seeing space, Luka Savic passes the pass to Iker Bravo. After receiving the ball, Iker Bravo passed Atletico Madrid fullback Wilfred Cingo. I put up a low and quick cross toward me as I penetrated the box.

Took-!

I calmly put my feet together and changed the direction of the ball.
Clearly scoring, I ran straight to the corner flag.

Chin-!

Atlético Madrid goalkeeper Van der Voort, with his arms stretched out even in reverse action, narrowly missed his ball.

And. Stop that crazy bastard.
Is it Atletico Madrid, the famous keeper?

… Anyway, how can I get out of this situation naturally?

Whii Iik-!

“Madrid, Madrid, Madrid ¡Hala Madrid!”
“Y nada más Y nada más ¡Hala Madrid!”
“Vamos!! Jejus!”

Let me jump to the corner flag. Fans who thought he had scored a goal started cheering. The referee was also confused and was checking the goal line reader Hawkeye he was wearing.

I asked for the ball at the ball boy.

“Give me the ball!”

After receiving the ball. I carefully placed it on the corner arc and looked at the referee.
Would this be natural enough…?

Let me put the soccer ball on the corner arc and get ready to kick the corner. A booing sound came from behind.
“Jeju, you son of a bitch, you thought you scored!”

I turned my head and waved at the accusing uncle.

Mister. But were you happy?
Then it has the same effect as scoring.

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[Jesus Joo prepares for a corner kick.]
└ Jesus-hyung, look how shameless he is.
└ Lㅇㅋ He doesn’t change his expression and kicks a corner kick naturally

[Keuheop-yes. Corner kitchen… Joo Jesus preparing for the kick, Joo Jesus’ shot grazed the goalkeeper’s glove and was out of the goal line.]

[Lord Jesus. Raise. Sergio Pepe’s header! Ah! It misses the goal.]

[Real Madrid unilaterally pushing against the La Liga winning team last season. Be careful though. Soccer is a sport of flow, right? The moment you get an unexpected blow from Atletico Madrid, the flow may change.]

[The referee blows the whistle to end the first half at the same time as the goalkeeper’s goal kick. Supercopa de España final. Real Madrid vs Atletico Madrid Derby Madrileño derby match, 1st half ends with Real Madrid leading by 1 point. Then we’ll see you again after halftime, before the second half. Sports relay is also on Sports TV Now.]

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At the start of the second half. Did Atletico Madrid players pick up something weird in the locker room? He started running with foam at his mouth.

“Puta-!”

Under intense pressure from Atletico Madrid. Luis Garcia’s turnover happened. Atlético Madrid’s Emile Zola took the ball and shot past Sergio Pepe.

Pop-!

Fortunately, Emile Zola’s shot missed the goal slightly.
Ternoir began to pour out harsh curse words at Luis Garcia and Sergio Pepe.

“You scheiße (damn) pigs! Run! Why aren’t you running!?”

I nodded at Ter Noir’s words. Anyway, the problem is that I’m lazy and don’t run.

And at that moment, Ter Noyer’s eyes met.

“Du schwein (pig) what are you nodding your head at! You run too! Fool!”

I shook my head at Ter Noir’s words.

Why do I run
I can’t run

Why?

“Because I am a striker.”

All I had to do was score a goal. What more do you want there?

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Game over.
Real Madrid 2:0 Atletico Madrid

Goals: Iker Bravo (20), Jejus (47)

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[Title: Aaron Ramsey’s “Because I’m a Midfielder”.]

Jesus hyung has “Because I am a striker”.

This brother Everyone knows that I don’t fucking play on the ground.

A really fucking important game. Like last season’s Champions League final.
If you run against a game that you would be cursed at if you ran carelessly or a team that made you feel dirty, you run with foam at the mouth.

In other games, I didn’t run enough to get about 5km of activity.

How much you don’t run
(Standing blankly. Jesus watching the development of the attack.Gif)
Fuck. Even though it was scored after this scene.

(The snot-selling Jesus type.)
This fucking asshole has no guilt.
No interest, no self-blame.
Just with this nursing care, the best masturbation like Aaron Ramsey’s ‘I’m a midfielder’ in the baby’s head

‘Because I’m a striker.’

Is situated. Just chew.
However, selection cannot be excluded.
This baby so far
30 goals, 11 assists, 1 own charge in a total of 15 starts.

… That, just G.O.A.T

Stay at Real Madrid forever.
You can’t even defend.
I was an asshole who even wanted to defend.

└ HahaI got angry but calmed down after seeing the stats
└ No;; I didn’t know you put so much into it…
└ Actually, I also hahaI sympathized with Noyer in the angry scene and cursed at Jesus, but now I am cursing at Noyer after looking at his stats haha
└ You did that much, but do you want the defense? Noah you conscienceless bastard haha
└ Fuck lol That’s for real. Even if Jesus evaded taxes, I think he would shield the Madrid fans saying it was the government’s fault for collecting too much tax.

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Following the Champions League and UEFA Super Cup trophies
Winning the Supercopa de España final. Additional trophies were lifted.

I didn’t know it when the heat came up in his head when he was playing the game.

“Hmm… Did I really have to run hard?”

The game is over It’s just an event-type Super Cup, should I have played hard? Suddenly, Hyunta came.
I just have to focus on the fact that I have something to add to my career.
Let’s go back to Madrid with the trophy. Madrid citizens were cheering my name from Madrid Barajas International Airport.

“Jejus! Our righteous symbol!”
“A man on a completely different level from Barcelona’s disgusting claim to evade taxes!”

I realized that at the outcry of the citizens, the Spanish tax authorities have launched a massive tax investigation into football players.
Compared to other rounds, the time for the tax investigation arrived. I was perplexed inside. I pretended to be normal on the outside and waved to the Madridistas who cheered my name.

“Hala! Jeju’s! Hala! Jejus!”

While I was waving to the fans.

Some of the players who were talking to the agent quickly left the airport with their faces turned white.

I expected that the coach would be angry at the sight of fellow players disappearing without even reporting to the coach.

“Booooo-! Hypocrite Valverde!”

Coach Valverde, like his players, was walking out of the airport with his complexion turned white.

… Are you too?

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[Madridista, ‘Jejus, a sincere taxpayer. He is a person who fits the captaincy of Real Madrid.’]

[Madridista went out to the streets again. ‘Tax evaders are not needed at Valverde OUT Madrid!’]

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Spanish La Liga tax evasion scandal Played in La Liga. And with the cooperation of the Spanish tax authorities, who robbed countless famous players and managers who are currently playing, and the Spanish prosecutors, who prosecuted all the investigation results without hesitation, the atmosphere at the club deteriorated as time passed.

“… “

Valdebebas where the cold wind blows.

I feel like I’m going to die of suffocation Conversation disappeared on the training ground.

“Fuck… When will the training end?”

Although the manager or captain had to step in and set the mood for the club.
“Puta… “
“…”
These bastards are also tax evaders. The mentality was out of the question.

I really hate to step forward.
Can not help it. In the end, the time has come for me, who has lived in soccer for over 200 years, to step up.

“No way! Everyone gather!”

First of all, I called the team members together.
And. He began to speak in front of them.

“Puta! Listen up everyone! Everyone except me is having a hard time right now. But the more you do, the more you have to give for each other, understand and overcome! Crying when it’s hard is third-rate! Being patient when it’s hard is second-rate! Aren’t we the first-class players playing for Real Madrid? So when it’s hard, you have to laugh louder! Ruler! We all laugh out loud and brush it off! Hurry up and laugh after me! Haha!”

Let me start laughing out loud. Some players burst into laughter. I started behaving more erratically.

“Fuck the Spanish tax authorities!”
“… Hehe right! You can evade some fucking taxes! Is tax evasion wrong?!”
“… Tax evasion is wrong, you idiot.”
“Huh… Yes, let’s admit the charges and pay the fine!”

Valdebebas where the cold wind blew
My speech brought back laughter.
Training ends in Valdebebas with warm laughter.

The next day
An article appeared.

[Real Madrid with a smile on his face even after tax evasion. According to insiders, they mocked the tax and judicial authorities.]

Uh… ? Fuck this isn’t it?

The Dead Striker Is Crazy

The Dead Striker Is Crazy

고인물 스트라이커는 미쳤다.
Status: Ongoing Type: Author: , Released: 2022 Native Language: Korean
[WHY ALWAYS ME?]Bad boy on the ground.

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