Chapter 45 – This Player’s Nationality Is South Korea.
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Compared to Korea, where corruption in the soccer association broke out and went wild, Spain was so peaceful.
“Booooo!”
“Puta!!! You piglets! Ask for my ticket price!!”
La Liga Round 4.
In the away game against Osasuna, we scored 3 goals in 30 minutes in the first half. Osasuna’s home fans burst into flames at the lethargic performance of the players.
“Stop-!!!”
And currently 35 minutes into the first half.
Cuckoo-!
Rocking.
Let me score an extra point. Shouts close to screams came from the crowd.
“Jejus! This is a chew! Stop putting it in!!!”
A person can make a sound like an elk.
Curiously, I moved closer to the audience and put my hand to their ear. The fan, who was watching this scene, collapsed holding the back of his neck as if his blood pressure had risen momentarily.
“제주스 저 개새끼가 억-!!!”
The match was stopped for a while due to a sudden collapse of the crowd. The team doctor hurriedly ran out of Osasuna’s bench. Fortunately, the spectator got up safely. The atmosphere in the arena quickly turned bloody.
“Kill the Real Madrid bastards!!!”
A bloody arena.
I could see the referee approaching me, taking a card out of his hip. At that moment, I was ready to go to work.
“Jejus! Exit!”
Under. Shit.
I don’t like paying fines.
“Booooo-! You will never be better than Ronaldo!”
Osasuna fans mocked me as I was sent off after receiving a red card from the referee. I was kicked off the pitch with the vicious eyes of the Osasuna players.
Worried about Osasuna players who have lost their place to go? Among the players known to be close to me, I focused on Luis Garcia, who looked the most easy-going.
Beep-
Luis Garcia, who collapsed on the ground at the Osasuna players’ foul, chewed his anger.
“Hostia. I definitely come after taking 101 Ways to Fuck Your Opponent from Jejus.”
Luca Savich, who heard Luis Garcia’s self-talk in anger, used the 101 ways to talk like a dick he was learning from Jejus through deep learning for the first time in practice.
“Don’t take it sooner. Anyway, if you’re stupid, your body suffers.”
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[Jesus receives a red card from the referee in the 37th minute of the first half. The referee seems to have judged that Jeju’s provocation towards the crowd was too much. Jejus confidently exits the arena. The eyes of Osasuna and the players looking at him are really bloody.]
[This is Jejus who scored a hat-trick in the 6th, 20th and 33rd minutes of the first half. On top of that, he even assisted Roberto Fabianski’s goal. He’s a really great player though. It was wrong to provoke the crowd after achieving the hat trick.]
[Fortunately, there was nothing wrong, but the audience who saw Jeju’s celebration collapsed.]
[Yes. The spectator woke up safely and is currently receiving measures at the hospital. Jejus, who was sent off, got out of the ground. The match proceeds with Osasuna’s kick-off.]
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[Joo Jesus, who was suspended for 5 matches by the Royal Spanish Football Association.]
Due to the crowd provocation incident before the last Osasuna. It was reported that Joo Jesus was given a severe punishment by the Royal Spanish Football Association.
Joo Jesus was suspended for 5 games and fined 3,845 euros and about 5.3 million won. Joo’s team, Real Madrid, was also fined 2,000 euros.
Real Madrid coach Valverde said, ‘Jeju’s behavior was wrong. He expressed dissatisfaction with the RFEF decision, saying that a five-game suspension is too much.
If the RFEF’s five-game penalty continues. Jesus Joo will be able to return only in the 10th round of the league against Barcelona. ]
└ Eventually. You are being punished.
└ He endured for a long time for a Jesus type.
└ Oh fuck. Lord Jesus you bastard! Does it make sense that you can’t eat chicken in the soccer community because you have to pay a fine?
└ HahaHe changed from being Jesus type to a bastard Jesus in an instant because he didn’t give me chicken.
└ It’s the average personality of the community. What do you pick?
└ Combat power is also high..
└ It’s the Commune’s average combat power.
└ Then Jesus, are you going on vacation again?
└ No, I am raising children at home. And he apologized to the audience on social media.
└ On the outside, a normal hyung turns into a madman when he gets inside the ground.
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Unlike the Hand of God incident, the Spanish Football Association will not take my side either. I had to post an apology to the fallen spectator on social media.
But sadly, I posted an apology on social media and made various efforts. Public opinion was not very good, probably because of the irritating headline that the crowd collapsed at my provocation ceremony. The Royal Spanish Football Association upheld the original disciplinary action, giving me a five match suspension.
I wasn’t aiming for it, but thanks to being punished.
I am UD Las Palmas away. Bernabeu Home. CD Tenerife Expedition. Bernabeu Home. I was able to skip the Mallorca expedition. For reference, before going to the last Mallorca expedition, there will be an A-match period, so it will be more hellish.
Expedition to Mallorca after A match? Oh. Puta.
“Huh-.”
Kid. I shouldn’t laugh. I keep laughing
While I was laughing desperately.
Madrid players leaving for an away game came up to me and said hello.
I saw them off.
Hit the hit.
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[Real Madrid’s Roberto Fabianski proves himself king in a game without Jesus.]
└ DD The next king of Meossan, the king of Junopa.
└ Wow. Fabianski is really good.
[The Football Association sacked the existing national team coach. Appointment of foreign director Uli Utilike.]
└ The name is very ominous.
└ Ah. The name is a must.
└ Even his nationality is Germany, and the position he played in as a player was defensive midfielder.
└ I think Jojin!
[Uli Utilike appointed as national team manager. Immediately after appointment, head to Spain to talk with Jesus.]
└ Huh? Maybe the work isn’t bad?
└ What is it? Jesus hyung is coming?!
└ Jesus is waiting! Hey come!
[Jesus Joo, who opened his mouth about Ulli Utilike, ‘I talked a lot with the national team coach. I could understand his football philosophy. He was a pleasant and nice man.’]
└ No. Is that why you’re coming?
└ Why are you talking about the details!
[Uli Utilike opened up about her meeting with Jeju. ‘I had a conversation with Jeju. We could compromise with each other. It was decided that Jeju’s joining would take place from the Asian final qualifiers. He was also a very polite and humble football player, unlike what he portrayed in the media and on TV.’]
└ ? Are you humble and polite?
└ I think I picked the wrong director.
└ ㄹㅇ The eyes are wrong. Could it be that senility has come?
[Utilike, neatly conquering Lebanon in the living room. Utilike won 4:1 with remarkable performance. ]
└ Utilike He is a god!. Utilike He is a god!.
└ What?! What is this!! How can it change like this just because a director has changed!!
└ Does Ultilike have scouts in his eyes? All the prospects he selected exploded!!
[Utilike, who opened up about a promising player, ‘the eyes of an outstanding soccer player are wonderful. Jejus selected promising players they watched with interest for this A-match. All of them produced great results.’]
└ No, he was busy playing soccer, but he also looked at the K-League?
└ Jackpot .. He didn’t lie when he said that he had to advance to the World Cup without him so that he could advance to a higher place!
└ My brother had a plan!
└ What is it? So, isn’t that a utility bubble?
└ Counter-attack one-tool while playing frustrating soccer. Build-up soccer started!
└ Benverge’s legacy is starting to come alive again ㅠㅠ
└ I miss you. Benverji ㅠㅠ Are you having fun there..
└ Why are people who are alive and well treated as if they are dead?
└ It is a legend to come to Ilsan from time to time after coach Benverge retired.
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While playing soccer for 200 years, I played a lot of different positions.
Fullback, defensive midfielder, attacking midfielder, winger, striker.
Let me summarize each position I played.
The position where you can get cramps in your head is the defensive midfielder.
The position where I would die of breathlessness was fullback.
The position that seemed to be frustrating was an attacking midfielder.
The best position was striker.
This is my standard for reference. It’s my experience.
So, why was the striker a piece of cake? Even if a striker doesn’t run, as long as he scores a goal, he won’t be criticized.
Anyway, why am I bringing up old stories like this?
“Puta! Midfielders are said to be the hardest to run! Do you know how hard it is to peel off the pressure of an opponent’s defense?”
The Madrid players who went to the A match in October have a difficult position for me. It’s because I was arguing that your position is difficult.
I, the Lord Jesus, who has only played soccer for over 200 years, will tell you the correct answer.
“Let’s send a pass better while we have time to discuss things like that.”
Upon hearing my words, Luis Garcia’s eyes grew fierce.
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[The 2039 Ballon d’Or winner is Yusupa Mukoko, who led Germany to win the World Cup. ‘Winning the Champions League, winning the World Cup, and even the Ballon d’Or. He had all the glory in his hands as a footballer. I can only think of this. Happy.’]
[Ballon d’Or in controversy over awards. Joo Jesus unfortunately took second place behind Yusupa Mukoko.]
[Jesus Joo opens his mouth on the Ballon d’Or controversy. ‘Don’t compare winning the World Cup to winning the Champions League. It is an area that I cannot reach even if I live for more than 200 years.’]
└ What is this player’s nationality? It’s Korea.
└ Ah… Fuck. I’m sorry Korea!!!
└ ㅠㅠ Tears come out.
