Chapter 40 – For Prominence, the Mountains of Granada Are Pretty. -3
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The most important thing about acting is that I have to fool myself first. I was able to get a very desirable result of a yellow card by fooling myself and finally cheating the referee as if my body was completely sick.
That doesn’t mean I didn’t protest. A moderate level of protest is a good way to reduce the suspicion of the referee. I approached the referee and protested with the most unfair expression on my face.
“Ay! That bastard put his head on my feet!”
As soon as I started protesting, Sergio Pepe ran up and separated me from the referee.
“Five! No. It’s because this bastard, Jejus, is sick right now. We are satisfied with the verdict.”
It’s definitely because Sergio Pepe was the cardcaptor of the team before I came to Real Madrid. He gave a high-quality performance.
“Amigo, that was a great performance.”
“Puta! It should have been worn indistinctly, so openly kicked! Do you know how many people have joined acting because of you?”
“Shut up! Anyway, it went well, so it worked. I just confused a soccer ball with a human head!”
Anyway, I definitely relieved my stress with a soccer kick.
“Sensei Injagi… You were right! Opportunity always comes!”
Luis Garcia, who shook his head at my self-talk, caught my eye.
I just politely ignored it.
Young. If you were on the other side, you would kick the calf as if it was a mistake.
While I was thinking about that, I bumped into a Granada player.
I immediately put on a look of regret.
To be honest, if I had seen this kind of acting, the Granada guys would too. You might confuse a person’s head with a ball, don’t you think so?
There was a time when I thought that too.
Beep-!
I guess I couldn’t fool the Granada players. After my soccer kick, the Granada players made tough tackles with firm expressions without hesitation.
“Puta!!! Why are you fucking with me!!”
Luis Garcia, not me, rolled the S-class turf at the Santiago Bernabéu.
Well. At first, I felt a little sorry, but then I thought about it, and it was just because Luis Garcia wasn’t good enough.
“You bastards. Why are you telling me to fuck with Jejus!!!”
The eternal truth of life. If you endure, you will be treated as a hogu.
Lewis became bone and flesh, life lessons were carved into his body.
So, when I said that I would teach my opponent 101 techniques, this wouldn’t have happened if I had quietly taken the course like Luka Savicchi. Tsk tsk.
A fire-type pass shuttle glaring down at the Granada players with bloody eyes while biting his teeth.
“I’m going to kill all the Granada bastards!”
By the way, Louis too. My first impression was that it looked very good. From a certain moment, I live with curses in my mouth.
Anyway. There are a lot of guys around me who are idiots or hide that they are idiots.
Whew. I, the only normal person, have to understand and move on.
Oh right! Yuna is fine too.
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@Song_You Official ★
(Jesus Joo gets a yellow card)
No. I was confused because the human head was shaped like a ball, so why is this a warning? Really. It’s ridiculous.
If you weren’t bald in the first place, none of this would have happened.
Aren’t you supposed to warn me bald?! Woo. Angry! (╬ಠ益ಠ)
└····Isn’t it fortunate that it ended with a warning?
└ Ah~ This year is starting again haha
└ Yuna, please don’t be harsh. Anyone can see that it’s a shame.
└Song_You: Yeah~ No, our Jesus’ heart is as fine as silk, so he can’t use violence. Hing. Our Jesus must have been paying attention to the opponent. ｡ﾟ( ﾟஇ‸இﾟ)ﾟ｡
└ What is it? The Lord Jesus this bitch is talking about is very different from the Lord Jesus we know.
└ It’s because Jesus hyung causes a lot of trouble on the pitch. Outside, they donate a lot of kindness.
└ ㄹㅇ Which soccer player donates chicken to the community?
└ Ah haha Praise God Jesus for donating chicken to socially underprivileged community users~
└ Sister, why don’t you come to the community these days? I miss the time when you came and shot the chicken.
└Song_You: When Jesus was pregnant, he told me not to enter the community because he had to see only good things! ｡◕‿◕｡
└···ㅠㅠㅠ That’s right.
└ Please come back after giving birth.
└···No, I didn’t mean to donate chicken, but I actually said that I donate a lot;; (Lord Jesus Flood Farmers Donation)
└···Wow. Did this brother do a lot of donations to various places?
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[Granada once again cut off the foul. In the first half extra time, Real Madrid receives a free kick opportunity in a good position.]
[From Granada’s point of view, it seems to be a satisfactory first half. Compared to Real Madrid beating Granada with an overwhelming possession of 83%, the results were not very good.]
[If it wasn’t for Jeju’s early lead, I think Real Madrid would have continued to play a difficult game.]
[Jesus prepares for the kicker.]
[With the referee’s signal. Jejus kicks the ball. Ah, the ball floats! Uh?!]
[What a goal!!! The ball, which I thought was wrongly kicked, suddenly fell and shook the goal!!]
[Oh. I doubted him! His shot his never misses! Jejus lowers the mace at the unbelievers!!]
[Like an epheus ball from a baseball game. It’s a ball that seemed to go out of the goal at a slow speed, but at some point, it suddenly fell and hit the crossbar and crossed the goal line.]
[Real Madrid players run towards Jejus.]
“Vamos!!!!! Fuck you, dog-like Granada bastards!!!!”
[Louise Garcia is your favorite. Oh. Luis Garcia hurrayed in front of the Granada player who fouled him with a strong tackle.]
[It is Jejus who scored, but Luis Garcia gets a yellow card. Even if Real Madrid builds a double squad, it might be forfeited because of the players’ discipline.]
[Real Madrid collecting too many unnecessary cards. Coach Valverde is angry with Luis Garcia.]
[As a director, it is inevitable that my head hurts. There are too many cardcaptors on the team. Jeju’s Sergio Pepe and now even Luis Garcia.]
[Cardcaptors are all the core of the team. ]
Beep-! Beep!
[Ah. The referee blows the whistle for the end of the first half.]
[Score 2-0 Real Madrid leads smoothly with Jeju’s multi-goal. Jejus’ pre-game notice hat-trick could be achieved. Then see you in the second half.]
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20 minutes in the second half.
The opportunity to score came, not the opportunity to kick Edson Alvarez’s head.
Water-type pass shuttle Luka Savicchi passed the ball to fire-type pass shuttle Luis Garcia.
Luis Garcia, who had scored a lot of goals due to violent foul play in the first half, delivered the ball to me in an unexpected way and at a timing that even I, a late soccer figure, did not expect.
“Jeju!!”
Roberto Fabianski, who as soon as he saw the ball reach me, dragged the defender to make space for me.
Cuckoo-!
I shot right into the space he created.
“Fuck off!!!!”
With the American goalkeeper’s swear words.
Rocking –
The net was shaken.
“Vamos!!!”
Under. Fuck. I hope the Republic of Korea National University will do just this much.
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[Unstoppable! You can’t stop Jejus! Real Madrid’s home fans cheering for Jeju’s hat trick!]
[In the end, it is Jejus, the prophet of the East, who succeeds in a hat-trick as he prophesied in the match against Granada.]
[Haha. It’s a nickname I haven’t heard in a long time. Five. The scoring scene is shown again. Wow! It’s a really amazing goal.]
[Louise Garcia’s great heel pass and Roberto Fabianski’s great dummy role last is also this player. Amazing finish from Jeju’s! Real Madrid succeeds in scoring extra goals like a sophisticated mechanism!]
[It sure looks like an elaborate mechanical device. Luis Garcia, Roberto Fabianski and Jejus felt like they knew exactly what to do.
If you look at this scene here right now, Roberto Fabianski creates a space for Jejus to shoot, luring the defender, right?
Jejus didn’t miss that moment of space and timing. It’s been a while since Roberto Fabianski moved to Real Madrid, but the pair of Jeju and Roberto Fabianski already seem to understand each other’s play. ]
[Perfect! It was a perfect scene in every way. Oh! Haha. Even Jeju’s Celebration is perfect. Jejus approaching the camera and pointing at his uniform number his!
It seems like a message to those who questioned their abilities.]
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As soon as I achieved a hat-trick, I showed my shirt number to the haters who were suspicious of me and delivered a message.
18 Children, eat this.
[God of Madrid, no. 9 Jeju’s!!!]
On the way back to Center Circle after the ceremony. It was only then that I realized one thing at the excited voice of the announcer.
Oh right. I’m no longer number 18.
Leaving behind the resounding cheering song. I thanked Roberto Fabianski for dragging a defender into a dummy play and opening up a shooting angle.
“Great move, Robbie”
“It was a great finish, Jejus”
In the midst of our conversation praising each other’s performance, Luis Garcia, the untyped pass shuttle who had passed me a pass, sneaked up on me.
“How is it, Jejus, my pass is great?”
“No, your pass is broken.”
“Hostia!, Ay lobby! What do you think!”
“Well. Jejus doesn’t say anything wrong.”
“Puta madre is like a filthy follower of Jesus”
“Lewis kidding, great pass.”
“Hehe, Amigo! Honored to receive my pass”
We laughed and complimented each other’s play. The match ended with the half-court beating the Granada players, whose hearts had been broken after my hat-trick.
And I was not satisfied with the outcome of the game. Granada fans
I don’t know how he brought it in, but he raised a prominence from the expedition stone.
The Madrid players huddled around me, admiring the Granada prominences I had praised on my lips.
“Look at that, didn’t I say that Granada Mountain was the prettiest?”
“I don’t know what’s different?”
“Oh. Lewis, too, you have a poor aesthetic sense.”
“What are you talking about, you crazy bastard?”
Tsk tsk. You’re like an idiot who doesn’t understand the beauty of Granada’s prominence.
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Game over.
Real Madrid 5:0 Granada.
Goals: Jejus (15,45+1, 75) Roberto Fabianski (81, 90+3)
Interview after the game.
[Real Madrid coach Valverde, ‘I never doubted that Jejus would score a hat trick. He is a player who can score anywhere.
He knows that he can even double hat tricks if he puts his mind to it.
His only true rival His is his lazy self His. Well, he’s so good at soccer, isn’t it okay to be moderately lazy?’]
[Valverde, who opened up about the Alvarez hair price incident, ‘Well? It seemed like a mistake to me. Rather, I want to point out the rough play of Granada’s players from before that. ‘]
[Granada coach, ‘I have nothing to say. I’m sorry for showing disappointing performance to the Granada fans who followed me to the away game to cheer. I left the press zone with the words, ‘I will definitely get a victory point in the next game by picking up the team atmosphere’.]
[Jeju, exiting the Mixed Zone with only the statement, ‘I am soccer,’ regarding the Alvarez price controversy.]
