Chapter 37 – Preseason (2)
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Seoul World Cup Stadium.
Second half 50 minutes
Suwon Ohsung Bluewings 2:4 Real Madrid
“Waaaaa!”
[As Joo Jesus begins to warm up outside the touchline, the crowd at the Seoul World Cup Stadium cheers.]
[Yes. Thankfully it wasn’t a no show. Joo Jesus responds with applause to the fans cheering for him. I’m already looking forward to what kind of performance he will show in today’s game.]
[Jesus Joo will take the place of Pedro Rodriguez, who is scheduled to retire in Madrid in August. ]
“Pedro! Rodriguez! Pedro! Rodriguez!”
[Five. A banner is hung from the stands celebrating the retirement of Pedro Rodriguez. It is in Spanish, so please forgive me for not being able to read it.]
[Well. It seems to say that Real Madrid’s eternal gunman was happy to have you.]
[Does commentator Jang Hyun-ji know how to read Spanish?]
[What. It’s a feeling.]
└ It’s a persimmon. I’m doing ithaha
└ I majored in Spanish because I wanted to watch a local soccer broadcasthaha
[Jesus approaches Roberto Fabianski and explains the manager’s tactics. I’m looking forward to seeing if Valverde succeeded in coexistence of Jouesu and Roberto Fabianski.]
[Anthony cuts off Kim Baek’s ball and passes it to Luis Garcia. Luis Garcia dribbles as if dancing and relieves pressure lightly. Real Madrid started counterattacking in an instant! As soon as Jesus Joo came in, the stadium atmosphere completely changed!]
[After Luis Garcia pulls two people to himself, he passes the ball to Luka Savicchi in the empty space, and the ball is connected to Jesus Ju, who penetrates.]
[Joo Jesus, who received the ball, lightly overtakes Jo Woo-jin, and slightly floats the ball towards Roberto Fabianski!!]
[Roberto Fabianski!!! The pass that Jesus sent with a snap! Hit it with a non-stop volley!!]
[Goooool!! The volley shot of Roberto Fabianski, who moved to Real Madrid this season, shakes the net! Hey! It was a really fantastic shot. Keeper is being sucked into an unstoppable trajectory!]
[What a fantastic pass and a fantastic finish. It may not have been long since they joined together, but they are already a duo of Roberto Fabianski and Lord Jesus, who boasts a fantastic collaboration.]
└ Wow, Roberto Fabianski is crazy.
└ Expect more from Real Madrid next season.
└ What is it, Roberto Fabianski, where is that bastard going?
└ No, that posture!!
└ Crazy lol Isn’t it?
“Siuuuuu!”
[Uh… After Fabianski succeeded in scoring, he ran to the Korean crowd and showed off Ronaldo’s heavy rain ceremony.]
└HahaThis is Lord Jesus.
└ Aren’t the kids in the crowd over there shouting at Jesus hyung earlier that if you don’t run, your personality is Ronaldo?
└ It’s been like that in other places, but it’s a bit harsh therehaha
Hehe”
[Jesus Joo smiles and claps for Fabianski. It seems that Joo Jesus is the culprit. ]
[Yes. He’s a really fun Joo-Jesus player. I think this is the first time I’ve heard Joo’s joyful laughter. It’s a bit unique.]
Hehe!]
[He plays the laughing sound of Joo Jesus, who is feverish for some reason.]
└ No lol What is Jesus laughing?
└ I get a king lol
└ It’s the first time I’ve seen a kid smiling like thathaha
└ Ah! Did Charlie Stone get mad and hit his body because he laughed like that?
└ Oh… Makes sense!
“Waaaaa! Fabianski! Lord Jesus!”
[The Seoul World Cup Stadium was silent for a moment due to the heavy rain ceremony, but fortunately the spectators at the corner flags thought it was a joke.]
[There are so many eccentricities of Joo Jesus, so this is a light happening.]
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Seoul World Cup Stadium.
2nd half 75 minutes
Suwon Ohsung Bluewings 2:5 Real Madrid
No matter how much I think about it, summer weather in Korea is crazy.
Is this the kind of weather people can live in?
“Jeju’s!”
Luka Savic passed me the pass. I didn’t want to run because of the excessive heat, so I just stabbed a pass to Fabianski from the spot.
Oh it’s hot I hope the game ends sooner.
Pop-!
“Vamos!!”
Watching Robbie, who scored lightly, approach the corner flag and celebrate it to the crowd. I quietly moved to the bench of the Suwon Oseong Bluewings and sat down.
“Huh? Lord Jesus?”
To the Blue Wings players with bewildered faces when they saw me.
“Can I sit down for a moment?”
Be your pardon
“Yes? Yes! You may sit down.”
I sat on a bench in Suwon Oseong.
Anyway, the game is going well without me.
I’m going to go back and rest a little longer.
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The first to notice that Jesus Joo was missing from the ground was the commentator who was relaying the game.
[Are my eyes weird? Why are there only 9 white uniforms?]
└ What is it? I went to the bathroom and meanwhile a Real Madrid player got sent off?
└ No ;; What the heck, why are you playing for Real Madrid 10?
[Ah. Where did you go to the bathroom in a hurry? The main Jesus player is not visible. And in the meantime, there is a replacement in Suwon Oseong. Gobongbab with uniform number 18? A player with an unusual name. This player is on the touchline huh? Just go in? ]
└ Isn’t that Lord Jesus?
└ Crazy bastardhaha
It was only then that the relay camera, noticing something strange, caught the face of player number 18.
[Are you a twin with Go Bong-bap player Joo Ye-soo? It looks exactly like the main Jesus player.]
[Yes. Suwon Oseong player Gobongbab. He intercepts Luis García’s pass as soon as he is put on the field, and is stirring up Madrid’s camp! Real Madrid! Shake! I’m shaking helplessly at Gobongbab’s flamboyant dribble!]
[Sergio Pepe makes a puzzled expression at the dazzling dribble of Gobongbab! Great! Gobongbab player! It’s a perfect joke against Sergio Pepe of Real Madrid!]
└HahaNow the commentary sucked
└ Look at Pepe’s expression lol
└ What is this bastard’s expression like? Lol
[Joo Jesu lightly beat Sergio Pepe, no gobong rice! Just like that, he broke through even Vladimir Lazovic by lightly overtaking him with a shooting paint! And, towards the goal guarded by Ter Noir, woo woo!! Oh oh oh oh oh! Go Bong-Bap shows off his fantastic individual skills and scores against Real Madrid!]
“Waaaaa-!”
[The crowd at the Seoul World Cup Stadium is screaming as if Joo Jesus had scored!]
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[End of game]
Real Madrid 6: 6 Suwon Ohsung Bluewings
[The match between Real Madrid and Suwon Osung Bluewings, which had a lot to eat at a rumored feast]
[Interview with Joo Jesus after the game ended, ‘Suwon Oseong Bluewings’ performance was outstanding. In particular, the performance of Go Bong-bap was amazing. After all, a good-looking person is also good at soccer.’]
└ The personality of the Lord Jesus who says he is handsome with his mouth
└ But he’s handsome so I can’t refute him;;
└ Ha, you crazy bastard, did you have to have it all like that!
[Interview with Ko Bong-bap, who was selected as Man of the Match after the match, ‘It’s an honor to play his debut in this match. I met Joo Jesus for the first time today, and he was handsome and had a great personality. After all, a good-looking person must have a great personality. I will use him as my role model in the future. ‘]
└ Hyung stop being scared now;
└ Wow, he seems like a dual personality.
└ By the way, the name of No. 18 in Oseong, Suwon is Gobongbap in ㄹㅇ?
└ No. 18 of Suwon Oseong is Jeong Jin-su
└ Then what is Gobongbap?
└ Koreans cook it as Gobongbap.
└ Jesus hyung, are you 20 now? Talking like my grandfather
[Crying out at the departure scene of the Real Madrid team, ‘I love you! Celebrity relay’]
└ No, when was this program? Isn’t this enough to deceive Jesus hyung’s age?
└ Wow, it’s been a while since I heard ithaha
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I was lost in reminiscing about the past while looking at the theory of the age of Lord Jesus burning in the community.
Was it when you were about 150 years old? Around that time, I watched most of the contents. I started looking for relics from the past.
What. Anyway, I threw another piece of rice cake to the community burning with rumors of my age.
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[Title: If you don’t think it’s Little Ronaldo, throw it away]
Press
-Haha
– A rain that goes up quietly haha
– Hyung, let’s just play Little Ronaldo. I think it suits you very well haha
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After my post. The Lord Jesus started to burn with not being a little Ronaldo. I quietly closed the community as it was.
Not long after that arrived in Japan
Let’s run around one game at a time
“Jeju statue Sugeeeee!!!”
The Asian tour has come to an end in no time.
And.
We participated in the UEFA Super Cup held at Porto’s home stadium, the Estadio do Dragang.
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Game over
Real Madrid 1:0 Leverkusen
[Real Madrid win against Leverkusen at Estadio do Dragang]
[Silence in Jeju, the beginning of the 2nd year jinx?]
[Jeju’s play that started to be analyzed?]
[Why couldn’t Jeju score?]
[Jeju, I couldn’t see any fighting spirit from him.]
Wow. I’m sorry I didn’t score a goal in a game.
After all, this is the life of a soccer star.
