Chapter 271 – Side Story 105: Leader World Cup -10
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The quarterfinal match against Italy has ended.
With a huge score difference of 7 points, the Korean national team succeeded in conserving stamina by replacing all key players, including me, Juyun, and Junazaret.
[South Korea crushes Italy with a score of 7:1!]
[Italy is disappointed by the shocking defeat!]
As a result, Italy conceded a goal at the end of the game… What. The result of the game did not change.
[The Italian coach expresses dissatisfaction with the referee’s decision. ‘Jesus should have been sent off for stepping on someone’s toe in retaliation!’]
After the game ended, the Italian coach brought up the issue of the referee’s decision and started an argument in order to somehow survive.
[Coach James Cook criticizes Italy’s rough soccer. ‘Is it the UFC? Why do you use your elbows?’]
[Italy throws dirt at the Italian national team coach who returned to the airport.]
The score of 7:1 was too big to fall for such ‘low-level’ incitement and blame the referee’s decision.
“Honestly, if there is such a thing as intelligence, you cannot fall for such propaganda.”
[Impact! Italians terrorizing the referee with abusive language on his SNS!]
Of course, borderline kids did terrorize social media.
[Shocking revelations by Italian national team member Paulo Nesta. ‘We didn’t prepare at all as if we had already won the quarterfinals. Italy was arrogant, and the score of 7vs1 is the reward for that arrogance.’]
Due to Nesta’s revelations, all of that soon disappeared.
Anyway.
[Advance to the semifinals of 3 consecutive competitions! How did Korea become a strong team?]
[South Korea emerged as a strong candidate for the championship! There are only two games left to win the World Cup!]
The media began to get excited about the national team’s performance, which defeated France and Italy, wondering if Asia would become the first team to win the World Cup.
In the past, the atmosphere of the Korean national team would have been shaken by the excitement of the media.
“Let’s play well in the semifinals! It’s not too late to have fun even after the World Cup is over!”
Now things have changed. The generational change that took place in the last World Cup was successfully established, solidifying the core of the Korean national team, and the atmosphere of the Korean national team was not shaken at all by the excitement of the media.
“Huh… “My efforts so far were not in vain.”
It was a little touching.
Even though the output compared to the input is shit…
“But it does produce results!”
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I am touched when I see the amount of money Jesus has invested for the development of the Korean soccer world and the results.
[Title: Crazy, is this the animal kingdom? Playing Storm Jacks on the street.]
└ Why, they are doing it on the street. There is a simple motel.
└ My words are ㅅㅂ;;
The streets of Korea were filled with the excitement of the World Cup.
[Title: Now is the golden age. Those of you who can’t do jacks now should commit suicide. You have no answer.]
Is this the street of 2002 that I only heard about?
└ Well, until 2002. 2042 and 2046 were the same.
└ But why aren’t the media reporting the news? Isn’t this enough to be on the news? Rumors have spread in Japan and China, and people are coming on tour to do jacks.
└ Mol? Ru.
If it were normal, the media would have started covering this phenomenon and poured cold water on it.
[Why does the number of newborns explode during the World Cup?]
└ What is it? Open the window and look outside. Then you will find out naturally.
└ㄹㅇㅋ Maybe it’s because my house is in a remote place, but when I open the window, it smells like chestnut flowers.ㅋㅋ
The government, paying attention to the birth rate, used the whip (tax investigation) to reassure the media.
[Gwanghwamun Street filled with festivals! Young people’s support for the government rises thanks to the government’s foresight in installing a simple motel.]
└ Why don’t we have a simple motel?
└ Where do you live?
└ Jeju Island.
└ Ah haha is this Tamra soup? Tamra country is a foreign country haha
Thanks to the government’s hidden efforts, Korea experienced an untimely boom in the lodging industry and the simple motels on the streets were filled with the smell of chestnut flowers.
Many people have succeeded in enjoying the benefits.
[Title: Phew… I just jacked for the first time.]
(Siuuuuu-! The Lord Jesus Dragon cries. Gif)
From now on, I announce that I will withdraw my support for sobriety. Beyond the support relationship, Danju and I become one.
If there are 7 billion sober fans in the world, I would be one of them.
If there were 100 million Danju fans in the world, I would also be one of them.
If there were ten million Danzhou fans in the world, I would still be one of them.
If there were a hundred Danju fans in the world, I would still be one of them.
If there is one Danju fan in the world, that person would be me.
If there is not a single Danju fan in the world, then I am no longer in this world.
Sobriety, my love.
Sobriety, my light.
Sobriety, my darkness.
Sobriety, my life.
Sobriety, my death.
Sobriety, my joy.
Sobriety, my sadness.
Sobriety, my pain.
Sobriety, my rest.
Sobriety, I.
(Photo of the Lord Jesus wearing a crown of thorns, carrying a cross, and riding a goat. Jpg)
Today, after praying to Danju, I wander around downtown Seoul looking for food to eat while wearing the Lord Jesus Orphanage Limited Edition Crown of Thorns.
Siuuuuu-!!
└ Kya… It was a masterpiece that made you feel the first emotion of Jax.
└ Why are you wearing the crown of thorns, you bastard? LOL
└ Author: This is a popular item these days haha
└Writer: But why are there no condoms in the simple motel? I just did it because I was told it wasn’t ovulation, so it would be okay, right?
└ Simple motels do not have condoms. You have to buy it and go in.
└ Are you okay, idiot? We didn’t exchange phone numbers, right?
└ Author: … What? You asked me to do it again next time, and you gave me your phone number in a huff?
└ Goodbye, you will arrive at the hell called marriage first.
└ This guy got screwed lol
└ If you get a call later that you’re pregnant, make sure to take a paternity test haha
While World Cup babies were being conceived all over Korea.
[Spain practiced PK 3,000 times. Lost in a penalty shootout against Morocco.]
[Spain and Korea almost met in the semifinals of three consecutive competitions!]
[Luis Garcia, captain of the Spanish national team. ‘It was the result of letting our guard down because we beat Korea in a penalty shootout in the last World Cup.’]
[Korea national team captain Joo Jesus posts video of Luis Garcia sniping on social media. ‘I’m buying snow I haven’t seen before. ‘]
└ Ah haha Luis Garcia what is a water rocket haha
└ That was a bit too much haha
[Luis Garcia, comments on the sniping video of the Lord Jesus. ‘I’m not ashamed. Because I am a midfielder.’]
└ Ah…18 PTSD comes.
└ Ramjijwa… Ramji seat…
└ There are a lot of Arsenal fans here.
The semifinal match between Korea and Morocco is approaching.
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75 minutes of the second half.
South Korea 1:0 Morocco
I sat on the bench in the match against Morocco. It was nothing else but a request from director James Cook.
‘You are the core of the Korean national team. As long as you are on the field, the national team will not collapse no matter what happens. For the sake of the team, please sit on the bench in the semifinals to prevent injuries.’
Director James Cook wanted to prevent any possibility of me getting injured.
‘Giggles, I understand.’
I agreed with a satisfied smile to director James Cook’s persuasive opinion in an earnest manner.
While I was reminiscing about my past with director James Cook.
“My ball!!”
A familiar voice was heard from the ground. Turn your head slowly. Yoo Young-beom, wearing goalkeeper gloves, was seen catching the ball.
Yoo Young-beom, who recovered from injury, and Joo Mateo, who helped Korea advance to the semifinals with his ever-improving skills.
Coach James Cook, who was contemplating which of the two goalkeepers to put on the starting list, chose Yoo Young-beom as the starter after much deliberation.
It wasn’t a bad choice.
Because there was no player other than Yoo Young-beom who could take center stage in the field where I was missing.
“Moses! Come to your senses! Stay in line! “You’re one step late!”
And Yoo Young-beom has repaid their trust by making saves on all of Morocco’s shots so far.
This is why age cannot be ignored. It is not for nothing that old ginger is said to be spicy.
“… “I still have a long way to go.”
After successfully making a save, Mateo Zhu muttered as he watched Yoo Young-beom roaring.
“Don’t be too discouraged. Starting from the next World Cup, you will be the guardian god of Korea. Take a good look at Youngbeom hyung directing the defensive line now. Watch and learn. It will be of great help.”
I consoled Matthew by stroking his head as he looked at the ground with a lingering look on his face.
“And then come to Europe and develop further. With our performance so far, we will be able to advance to Europe. We have already received offers from a few places.”
“Uh, do you know which team the offer came from?”
“Well? After the game, ask Doosik directly. “I heard there were inquiries from more teams than expected.”
“Yes!”
In the past, I wouldn’t have cared whether I was intimidated or not.
Thinking about retiring from the national team after 229 years, I became strangely emotional…
‘Fuck. Now that I think about it, I’m older than the country called Korea, right?’
… Was it just an old man’s whim?
