Chapter 264 – Side Story 98: Leader World Cup -3
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When the match between Korea and Serbia ended. In the Korean soccer community, posts from soccer fans who were watching the match between Korea and Serbia were quickly posted.
[Title: Is the goalie not as good as you think?]
(Matthew Jpg receiving a back pass and stably participating in the rear build-up)
Strangely stable.
Now that I think about it, his name is Zumathaeo.
Did you come from an orphanage?
└Do you say that even after seeing the last goal conceded scene? The location selection was legendary.
└ Well… But you did well until then.
└ It’s easy to let down your guard when you think the game is over. There are quite a few scenes in the league where goals were conceded like that.
└ Still, personally, he is young, and I am looking forward to the emergence of an overseas goalkeeper following Youngbeom.
└ And this is my first time seeing you on the national team. He kicks the ball quite a bit and his last name is Joo? Then just think of yourself as someone from an orphanage.
[Title: Korea BEST 11 against Serbia. (Feat. Goa Pirates.)]
3 strikers.
Go Seok-jun, Lord Jesus, Lord Paul.
3 midfielders.
Joo Yun, Joo Nazareth, Joo Jacob
4 defenders.
Dongjun Kim, Doyoon Hong, Mose Joo, Adam Joo.
Goalkeeper.
Matthew.
This is why you hear about the orphan pirates.
How many orphans are in the top 11?
└So you don’t like it?
└ No. I am just thankful to the GOA-KING Lord Jesus.
└ Huh? Isn’t Jubaul a striker?
└ Plays as a right-winger in the national team.
└ Who was it? The guy who played for RW retired and coach James Cook appointed him as a right-winger for Jubaul. You’re better than I thought.
└ It’s an orphan field haha
└ Looking at the squad list. The Football Association hasn’t done anything in particular?
└ Why didn’t I do anything? I just stayed still haha
└ Ah haha, that’s right. Staying still was helpful haha
[Title: If Mao Zedong’s Earthquake Furnace and the Cultural Revolution were implemented in China…]
(Taegeukgi fluttering.)
In Korea, there is the Great Goa Revolution and the Lord Jesus Orphanage, carried out by soccer revolutionary THE GOA Lord Jesus!
(Jesus tells the president of the soccer association that he is the president of the association. Jpg)
Also, is that you?
(The Lord Jesus wearing a crown of thorns and carrying a cross. Jpg)
GOA-KING
King of orphans.
└ Kkkk Goa Great Revolution kkkk
└ Honestly, just looking at the current squad, I can understand why the head of the Football Association is stuck with Brother Jesus.
└ It was a soccer association of the Lord Jesus, by the Lord Jesus, and for the Lord Jesus.
└ I was just thinking about it when I saw the picture. Someone once said that Jesus received a crown of thorns and a cross as gifts from a girl he liked when he was young. Is that true?
└ It’s true, Brother Jesus explained that story on TV haha
└ I wonder why the Crown of Thorns gift is real haha
└ Well. When you’re young, you make fun of your name a lot.
└ I think I would be traumatized if I received something like a crown of thorns from a girl I like…
└ Wow! I realized.
└ What.
└ The reason why Brother Jesus loves Yuna.
└ What is the reason?
└ It’s because my breasts are small, and I don’t feel like a woman!
└ … Did you know that you are embossed?
└ Embossed?
└ I got a double complaint from Danju and Yuna. LOL
└Cute Peak Song Yuna: (๑⊙ﾛ⊙๑)
└Cute Peak Song Yuna: ୧(๑•̀ ᗝ•́)૭ Just say it.
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The Korean national team, who won their first World Cup match, returned to their accommodation in a good mood.
The Lord Jesus went straight to his assigned lodging and contacted his family.
– Dad-! Let’s eat snacks and then call it a day!
-Did you eat, Dad?
The signal goes, and it doesn’t take long. The twins’ faces with their mouths covered in pasta sauce filled the smartphone screen.
“Well, Dad ate too. “What is mom doing?”
A smile appeared on the face of the Lord Jesus.
‘Hayun’s front teeth fell out. ‘Kids grow up really fast.’
Is it because there is no pressure about the mission?
– Mom? Change your mom?
– Ugh. Seo-yoon wants to talk to her dad more.
“Does Seoyoon want to talk to her dad more? Then will she talk to her dad a little more?”
– Huh! Lol. Dad~ Seoyoon was praised at school today.
– Hayuni gets compliments too!
“Did you? “Did you get praised for studying well?”
– No! I was praised for eating well!
– The teacher praised Hayuni for eating delicious food!
“… “I see.”
– Dad! The teacher said that in Korea there is something called mukbang! Heyuni, I want to do a mukbang!
– Seoyoon too! I want to do a mukbang!
“Then you won’t play soccer?”
– I will! I want to play both soccer and mukbang!
– Seoyoon wants to do both!
The Lord Jesus spent the whole day talking on the phone with his family in a relaxed mood. The smile did not disappear from the face of the Lord Jesus throughout the phone call with the children.
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The next day.
The Lord Jesus did not attend the training because he suddenly became homesick.
Homesickness served as a good excuse for Joo Jesus, who did not want to go to the training ground and sweat in the leadern weather with temperatures reaching up to 40 degrees Celsius.
“Her… How on earth did the former director survive?”
Of course, director James Cook, who knew that the homesickness was a lie, burst into laughter.
“Are Jejus not interested in winning the World Cup?”
The national team’s vice-captain Young-beom Yoo approached Coach James, who was muttering to himself with a serious expression.
“Uh… There was a lot of interest in winning. It is said that he has already built a trophy display case at home.”
After joining the national team, Yoo Young-beom began rehabilitation, and was scheduled to attend training in earnest from the time Korea played the quarterfinals.
“A display case? “Is there an agreement with the association that Jeju will take the trophy replica?”
“They told me I could just pick it up and take it home, and it was theirs. I, the number one contributor, took the trophy, but the association asked what they were going to do, so I just kept quiet. What power do I have? I just hope it doesn’t appear as a subscriber event on Jesu’s YouTube in the future.”
Director James Cook briefly burst into laughter at the sly appearance of Yoo Young-beom, who was recovering well, shrugging his shoulders and answering.
“Wow, that must be a headache for the association too.”
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Meanwhile, at that time.
“Hmm. Who is criticizing me? “My ears are itching.”
Jesus Christ, who missed the training due to homesickness, was doing community work. As he listened to the community’s public opinion, he was updated with new news.
[Subject: Urgent) Failure to attend sobriety training. Suspicion of injury.]
[Title: Fuck you!]
[Title: What are you doing, you bastard!]
[Title: It was Korea until now!]
The Lord Jesus, looking at the community that suddenly became chaos, slowly wrote a post.
[Subject: Not injured.]
Author: Chuksinsu.
(Current temperature in leader.)
It’s too hot here.
I want to go home.
└ If you’re not injured, why aren’t you training?
└ Chuksinsu: hot
└ Brother, you really have a bountiful harvest.
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The World Cup was still going on while I was playing in the community.
The host nation, leader, achieved its second consecutive victory and was eliminated early.
They say they have been preparing for a long time since it was confirmed as the World Cup host…
It was like looking at China in 2042.
Now that I think about it, both countries have large populations, but they can’t play soccer.
Anyway, other Asian countries except leader were performing well.
Although the gap has widened now, the Japanese national team, which was called a fateful rival in the past, has recorded 1 win and 1 loss so far. They were preparing for the final group match against Costa Rica, considering the number of possibilities.
What. Since Little Boy’s blessings are with you, Japan will take care of itself.
Next to Japan is Iran.
These guys recorded two draws in this World Cup. Thanks to a strong defense, both games ended 0:0.
Even though we didn’t even play bed soccer, which is unique to the Middle East, it was a great achievement to get two draws.
‘Hmm. I guess this is thanks to me, right?’
In the meantime, every time the Middle East national team played bed soccer while lying on the ground, they pretended it was a mistake and stepped on it. I guess my efforts are finally paying off.
In any case, while the progress of Asian countries is noticeable, the day of the Korean national team’s second match at the 2050 leader World Cup has arrived.
The opponent was Colombia, which is very familiar to Korean soccer fans as they have faced each other in friendly matches.
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35 minutes in the first half.
South Korea 3:0 Colombia.
Starting with the first goal scored in the 5th minute of the first half, Korea pushed Colombia hard, and Joo Jesus was able to score a hat trick in 35 minutes.
‘… What? Is this the shitty Korean national team?’
They say that rivers and mountains change in 10 years.
Jesus’ heart was filled with joy as the national team became noticeably stronger.
‘Especially Jooyun has improved a lot. Since I was young, receiving intensive care from professional youth coaches at Real Madrid has had a greater effect than I thought.’
The moment when Joo Jesus was smiling with satisfaction at Joo Yoon’s play.
“Lord Jesus-!”
Joo Yoon, who took off Colombia’s pressure with a Marseille turn, called Jesus Joo’s name and made an infiltration pass.
Since Colombia had already recorded one loss, they needed a point somehow to advance to the round of 16.
“Shit! Stop it!!”
They pulled up the line to score a consolation goal, and as a result, a 1vs1 chance was easily created for Joo Jesus.
When Joo Yun raised both hands without doubting that Joo Jesus had scored.
“… Huh?”
The Lord Jesus also held the ball with both hands and lifted it up.
“Brother! What are you doing!!”
“Oh, I thought it was offside.”
