Chapter 258 – Side Story 92: Lord Jesus, the Salesman -2
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Since the last 16 bracket was confirmed, I have been waiting for this moment.
‘The goal is 100 billion won. 100 billion!’
Today’s match is a showcase that unfolds with the attention of fans around the world.
“Mathias! This match is a showcase! “Be alert!”
I just need to show soccer fans how good a goalkeeper Matthias Bühüner is.
Of course, I have no intention of playing the game roughly. As always, I will play the game as usual.
If Matthias Bühüner survives this ordeal, he will become the second Yoo Young-beom, as he is nicknamed. If he unfortunately breaks down, he will become just another promising prospect.
“This seat will be your ordeal.”
As soon as I received the pass from Luis Garcia, I immediately shot.
A well-placed shot went to the top of the goal.
“Nice save! Matthias!”
Matthias Bühwi stretched out his arms and clapped with satisfaction at your successful save.
After giving a thumbs up to Matthias Bühünen, who looked bewildered by my cheering.
Pwow-!
I continued to shoot.
Every time our cute golden pig Matthias Bühüner makes a save.
-Hi! I’m a gold bullion! You are worse than the 2 trillion won from Saudi Arabia who gave up!
A cute gold ingot flashed before my eyes.
***
Pfft-!
‘Left!’
As soon as Matthias Bühüner thought about it, he quickly took off. A shot with incredible speed flew into the upper left corner of the goal.
Teok-!
Bühüner, who barely managed to hit the shot with his fingertips, could hear the owner’s cheering in his ears.
“Hoo! “It’s great that you can block this too!”
Bühüner got goosebumps for no reason at the sight of the club owner bursting into laughter. The legend of a prospect crusher instantly appeared in his mind.
‘If Jesus smiles, he will put you to the test. If you pass his test, you will become a great player. But don’t get your hopes up. Most of the players failed his test and were ruined.’
And as if to prove the legend.
The club owner’s shooting was becoming sharper. It’s like testing the limits of talent. Can this be prevented? What about this? Oh, this too? There were a lot of shots that felt like this.
‘Whew. I’m exhausted.’
The owner’s continuous shooting demands for the limit quickly eroded Matthias Bühüner’s mental strength.
Pwow-!
Matthias Bühüner’s reaction was a bit slow due to exhaustion, but he was able to make a narrow save.
“Come to your senses! Matthias! “You are the pride of Deokguk (a word used to refer to Germany in the old days)!”
I heard a scolding from the team owner, who I admire, towards Matthias Bühüner.
“Scheiße (damn it). What are you talking about?”
However, it was not delivered to Matthias Bühüner. This is because the language spoken by the team owner was Korean.
***
[Colchester United’s home stadium. A heavy rain called shooting is pouring down at Colchester Stadium!]
[This is a one-sided match. Real Madrid is pushing Colchester United one-sidedly.]
[Fortunately for Colchester United, the game is still in the balance.]
[Yes. Goalkeeper Matthias Bühüner’s performance is impressive. Just before the start of the game, I think I understand why Joo Jesus called goalkeeper Matthias Bühüner the next Yoo Young-beom. He is a player with great potential.]
[Ah! The moment I told you. The Lord Jesus catches the ball again! Jooyun hastily tries to stop him, but it’s impossible! Joo Jesus leisurely takes the ball between Jooyun’s legs and breaks through!]
└ Wow, the eggs are well-fed haha
└ Look at Jooyun’s expression.
└ ㄹㅇ If it works out like that, I’ll be so mad haha
└ But what did Jesus say about the shape of his mouth?
└ Oh, it looks like a kimochi?
└ ㅆㅂㅋ Who would say that while dribbling through? ㅄah.
[As Juyun is broken through, Junazareth urgently clings to him! But it is impossible! Even Lord Nazareth is neutralized in an instant!]
└ … No, if you look at the actual shape of the mouth, does it mean that it’s ang kimochi? It’s still like that!
└ Yeah, don’t do that.
[The Lord Jesus moves forward while quietly looking around! Are you going in person!? No! Slightly lift the ball to the infiltrating Jesús González and deliver a lob pass!]
[Oooooh! Matthias Bühüner goalkeeper! Jesus González succeeds in catching the ball one step ahead before he can shoot!]
[Ah. Goalkeeper Matthias Bühüner holds the ball. I fell to the ground and can’t get up. Is it an injury?]
[Looking at the screen, it appears that there was no collision. Is it a physical issue? But it’s only been 45 minutes since the game started!]
[That means it consumes a lot of stamina.]
└ Ah haha, that’s how difficult it is.
└ Does the goalkeeper consume a lot of stamina?
└ It’s not that big. However, according to Beomleluya, Jesus-type shooting leaves the ball tip dirty, and the tee-bagging after shooting is passive, so it becomes mentally tiring.
└ ㅆㅂ keke the passive is teabagging keke
└ Then, isn’t the Ang Kimochi from earlier also a possibility?
└ Hey, is tee-bagging after shooting the ball the same as tee-bagging while dribbling?
└ㄹㅇㅋ It’s physically difficult and hectic while dribbling. Tea bagging in the meantime? That’s not a person.
[Goalkeeper Matthias Bühüner throws the ball forward long, and the referee blows the whistle to end the first half. The first half of the game between the two teams ended a little one-sided. There hasn’t been a goal yet, but Joo Jesus’ expression as he enters the locker room with a bright expression is impressive. Contrary to what we thought, it seems that my physical condition is not as bad.]
└ Hmm. Is it underdogma? Why is Real Madrid like a villain?
└ Brother Jesus, looking at his expression, he looks like a villain.
└ Fighting, Chairman! Please scold Yoongi oppa! Last time I came to Korea, I didn’t buy a gift!
└ Children like it?
└ Villains are usually popular with children.
***
The first half ended and the second half began. So far, Matthias Bühüner’s showcase has been successful, and it seemed like enough was enough.
I looked at Matthias Bühwi, who was in a state of fascination, and nodded his head.
‘That’s great. Of course, the second Yoo Young-beom.’
Even though he was still young, he was a friend that I liked because he was mentally stronger than I thought.
I have a new toy… No, while looking at the 100 billion goalkeepers and smiling with satisfaction.
A massive counterattack was made by Colchester United, led by Jooyun and Joonazaret.
Jooyun relieved Real Madrid’s pressure by exchanging one-two passes with Joonazaret.
“Lord!”
He pointed to the space in front and threw a through ball to Llorente, who was penetrating.
Pow-!
Llorente’s threatening shot after receiving a pass threatened Real Madrid’s goal, but it was blocked by Ter Neuer’s save, stimulated by Matthias Bühüner’s performance.
While Llorente is holding his head and feeling frustrated about missing a golden opportunity.
“Jesus!”
Ter Neuer handled the ball long towards the front. The ball flew towards me quickly.
Asensio, who was a youth player at Real Madrid and currently plays as a center back for Colchester United, rushed in to compete for an aerial ball.
But. Do you know that?
“Huh. It’s mine.”
For me, the Lord Jesus, the ruler of the sky and the god of the sky, competing for an aerial ball is like eating rice cake while lying down.
“Evil!”
I hit Asensio hard on the thigh as he tried to jump. Even today, the shining hand of God has accomplished the perfect crime.
While Asensio was wincing in pain beyond imagination, I leisurely took possession of the ball and ran towards Colchester United’s half.
Before I knew it, Junazareth had returned to the defensive position and was blocking my path.
“Oh, the crotch is empty. I love it!”
I succeeded in breaking through by inserting the ball between his crotch.
“Oh! Fuck! “I told you to stop feeding!”
Then, Junazareth, who had broken through, seemed to have lost his temper and hit my back with his elbow, and I fell to the ground.
Hehe.”
It was an exhilarating taste reminiscent of the romance of the past when there was no VAR.
“… Hey, did you accidentally hit Jesus on the head?”
“What? “Am I crazy?”
“Then why are you like this?”
“… I don’t know either.”
***
I got up to take the free kick, leaving behind the sharp pain I felt in my back.
In the scene where Junazaret received a yellow card, the Real Madrid players strongly protested the referee’s decision, but I smiled and signaled that it was okay.
If you are accidentally fouled, wouldn’t the act of retaliation for that foul be the romance of the field?
“Jesus, no matter what happens, there must never be any retaliation.”
I quietly prepared for the free kick. The referee seemed concerned and came up to me and gave me a strong warning.
I smiled and told him not to worry.
I waited for the referee’s whistle.
Beep-!
Soon the referee’s whistle sounds.
I ran towards the ball and hit it hard.
The ball went parabolic and hit Colchester United’s net.
When I saw the net shaking, I passed by Junazareth near the corner flag and shouted.
“Next match is Santiago Bernabeu! Look forward to it!”
Since ancient times, it is not too late for a gentleman’s revenge to take ten years.
I passed Junazareth and ran to where the Colchester United home fans were sitting and celebrated.
“I am the sky of Colchester United!”
Then trash fell from the sky.
Uh? I really am your club owner. Don’t throw trash.
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Game over.
Real Madrid 2:1 Colchester United.
[Roberto Fabianski scoring immediately after being substituted.]
[Junasaret succeeds in scoring the consolation goal.]
[‘Real Madrid’s interested in Matthias Bühüner.’ Yoo Young-beom of the second season. ‘He is a goalkeeper with great potential.’]
[Jesus, owner of Colchester United, smiling happily. ‘At least 100 billion. I will not accept any offers lower than that.’
[Jesus gets angry at Real Madrid’s offer of 80 billion won. ‘I would rather go to Saudi Arabia than take that money and transfer.’]
[‘Devil’s Elbow’ Junazareth. After the game ended, he posted a photo of himself with the Lord Jesus and a statement of reflection. ‘I made a mistake due to the anger of the moment. I’m sorry to my brother Jesus.’]
└ What did you say, did you put your elbow down?
└ They say he used a feeding system while dribbling.
└ Wow, that was real?
└ You are Danju, who has the leisure to dribble, look around, and even do tee bagging. Is this a person?
[Jesus, Jesus denies the controversy over provoking home fans. ‘It was the club owner’s fan service for Colchester United fans.’]
