Chapter 256 – Side Story 90: The Unjust Lord Jesus.
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[‘God of Football’ Joo Jesus signs lifetime contract with Real Madrid. ‘For the promise to his son.’]
[Romantic striker Jejus announces contract renewal for his son.]
The news of Lord Jesus’ contract renewal quickly became known to the world. The touching story of his father and son during his contract renewal process caught the public’s attention.
“Haha! The God of Real Madrid will not leave us for at least 10 years!”
“Hala Madrid! Hala Johan!”
Madridistas shed tears at this touching story. These were tears of relief from madridistas who were anxious that the Lord Jesus might suddenly announce his retirement after his sabbatical year.
The period when the Lord Jesus took a sabbatical year.
Real Madrid had the worst record. As a result, the Madridistas’ dependence on the Lord Jesus worsened.
[Real Madrid ranked 3rd in the league last season and suffered poor performance in the round of 16 of the Champions League. What has changed about them, who are currently ranked first in the league?]
[Winter is over. Jesus once again leads Real Madrid to victory with a hat trick.]
Madridistas strongly hoped that the dark winter would never come again.
“Now that I think about it, all you have to do is not retire. Should I declare a sabbatical for about three years and take a break?”
However, unfortunately, their wishes depended only on the heart of the Lord Jesus. The Lord Jesus, as always, longed for rest.
Anyway.
Real Madrid prepared for the future based on the presence of the Lord Jesus.
[‘The completion of the project is just around the corner.’ What is the 12 Apostles Project that Real Madrid confidently claims?]
They announced the 12 Apostles project to the media, starting with the lifetime contract of the Lord Jesus.
“12 Apostles Project? What is that? “If you look at the name, it seems to be related to Jesus.”
“Let me explain. Now, what is the 12 Apostles Project?”
It was Real Madrid’s policy of recruiting new recruits and developing prospects, which appeared when President Núñez said that he, like President Perez’s Galacticos, needed a policy that represented him.
While Galacticos was a gathering of superstars, the 12 Apostles Project was a project only for the Lord Jesus.
“They just changed the Galacticos sign.”
“Ah. I see.”
However, fans simply perceived it as an achievement and a sign change for the president of Real Madrid.
And in fact, it was right to replace the sign.
“Hey! Jesus! “
“Boss?”
“I’m busy, so let’s get straight to the point. What do you think about the signing of Juan Gomez?”
“Juan Gomez is not a bad guy. But Andre Alonso is better.”
“Is that so?”
[Real Madrid approaches Andre Alonso.]
Most of the players who caught the attention of the Lord Jesus were players who were close to world-class or were currently world-class.
[Chairman Nuñez is crazy about his daughter! A new policy is introduced by changing only the name of the Galacticos policy.]
The media criticized President Núñez for trying to add the Galacticos policy to his achievements by changing the name of the 12 Apostles project, which shows no differences from Galacticos.
Despite such media criticism, President Nuñez felt proud of his new project.
“I am someone. He is the one who brought Jejus from FC Barcelona to Real Madrid! “I brought the next Alfredo Di Stefano to Real Madrid!”
And the media was also concerned about Chairman Nuñez’s excessive desire for fame, but acknowledged Chairman Nuñez’s achievements.
No matter what anyone says, just by bringing the Lord Jesus, he has given Real Madrid his greatest achievement as president.
Although the truth is that Joo Jesus transferred on his own because he wanted to spoil FC Barcelona.
In any case, Real Madrid’s 12 Apostles policy went smoothly.
“Who is the best goalkeeper?”
“Youngbeom hyung is the best.”
Real Madrid, which had not been able to recruit star players, began to actively release the money it had saved.
[Real Madrid approaches FC Barcelona goalkeeper Yoo Young-beom. ‘He is the best player. He is willing to take a buyout. Non-EU regulations? I will think about that once I succeed in recruiting.’]
└ How many people are they taking away from FC Barcelona?
└ After Dodgeball, Joo Jesus, and Yoo Young-beom? Ah, haha
└ ㄷㄷ Ace Hunter.
└ Akainu?
└ Akainu ㅇㅈㄹ Fuck, he’s about to get beat up lol
Yoo Young-beom rejected Real Madrid’s offer and signed a new contract with FC Barcelona, showing his loyalty to the club.
[Yoo Young-beom renews his contract with FC Barcelona. ‘I am currently satisfied with my life in Barcelona.’]
└ ㄲㅂ;; This is not going.
└ If I had transferred, I think Koreans would be banned from entering Barcelona haha
Some players did not hesitate to cause trouble with the club in order to transfer to Real Madrid.
[Andre Alonso, unfollowed by Granada after transfer rumors, and even a meaningful message? ‘The club is darkening my future.’]
And in this process, the limitations of the lockdown were revealed.
“… “If you think about it, our goal isn’t to win the Champions League anyway, right?”
“I know? “Is it profitable to just sell it to Real Madrid for money?”
“Then shall I accept the offer?”
“I have to bounce once and sell it at a higher price.”
“That’s natural.”
After Real Madrid defeated Manchester United 12:0 in the Champions League final, European clubs, which had been gripped by fear, were coming to their senses following Real Madrid’s failure in the round of 16 last season.
[‘Here we go’ Granada’s young talent Andre Alonso is imminent to transfer to Real Madrid.]
[Granada is angry at criticism from European soccer fans other than Real Madrid. ‘This is an internal matter of the club. ‘Do not interfere.’]
└ What is it? Have you been being ostracized by Real Madrid?
└ ㅇㅇ But honestly, if you win the Champions League 5 times in a row, you deserve to be ostracized haha.
└ Ah haha is this a Moorim official?
└ Real Madrid was truly a Catholic Church;;
└ If you see what he does, he deserves to be ostracized.
└ ㄹㅇ Following his abstinence from alcohol, he tried to take away Beomreluya. They’re just bastards.
└ Yes, next kure.
In this way, Real Madrid succeeded in recruiting quality players in the winter transfer market.
“Hmm. Now I can leave it to you and get kicked out of the game with peace of mind.”
When the outline of the best 11 was visible, the Lord Jesus nodded.
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‘How good is Jesus’ son at soccer?’
As time passed, the public, who were talking about Joo Ye-soo’s life contract, began to wonder about Joo Joo-han’s soccer skills.
They looked up Jo Joo-han’s games last season and were impressed.
└ Oh my god, it’s crazy!
└ He is, of course, a little god of Real Madrid!
└ You look a lot like your father.
└ He’s a boy with great expectations for the future.
Koreans felt embarrassed by the reactions of foreigners.
[The United States is envious, China is fearful, and Japan is shocked by the appearance of soccer genius Jo Joo-han.]
[Shock Joo Han, next-generation captain of the Korean national team, naturalized in Spain?]
└ Abandoning your nationality is like a traitor!
└ Traitor Joo Esu, wake up! Awaken!
└ Yes, you idiots, John has dual citizenship.
└ ㄹㅇ I was born in Spain, but naturalized ㅇㅈㄹ. Traitor.
└ And why is naturalization a traitor? Are they idiots?
└ According to Yuna, children are more comfortable using Spanish than Korean.
└ Wow, Evan is the one who can’t speak Korean.
└ ㄴㄴ I saw it last time I came to Korea. I know how to speak Korean, but there was a bit of a delay. I think it’s because I’m translating Spanish-〉 Korean in my head.
Interest in Joo-han was naturally linked to the nationality issue, but thanks to his young age and the efforts of many people, Joo-han was able to focus on his growth without any worries.
[Real Madrid requests refrain from interviews, stating that excessive interest in certain prospects is poisonous. ‘We will do our best to protect our players.’]
[Jesus expresses displeasure at the excessive attention to his son. ‘Reporter, do you want to take a hit?’]
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The world is buzzing with the story of me and Yohan, and the winter transfer market has come to an end.
[‘Assaulted referee’ Joo Jesus returns to training.]
The end of the winter transfer market means the end of January. In other words, my vacation is over.
[Joo Jesus starts as a starter in the game against Valencia.]
As soon as I returned from suspension, I was named in the starting lineup.
“And! It’s Jejus! Jesus! Please sign!”
“Okay, what’s your name?”
“My name is Alexander.”
“Your name is too long. “Let’s just call it Charlie.”
Skillfully enter the stadium and warm up. While greeting the audience. Time passed quickly.
Before you know it, the game begins with the referee’s whistle. Real Madrid beat down Valencia, who was down.
-Gooooo! Not long after the game started. Jesus, the god of soccer, succeeds in scoring!
– His face looks somewhat tired, but his decision-making skills are as sharp as ever!
While I, who succeeded in a hat trick, was staring blankly at the ground. Luis Garcia’s pass arrived once again.
However, Luis Garcia’s pass was a little sloppy. While restoring the lost balance.
“Puta Madre, Jejus you son of a bitch! Why aren’t you moving!”
“Because I’m sleepy.”
The defenders were already in position in front of me.
“Hmm. “I can’t see any breakthrough angle at all.”
Just when Real Madrid’s attack was about to be canceled out by Luis Garcia’s poor pass.
In my eyes, I saw the referee standing alone in the half space.
I immediately sent a beautiful pass to the referee, slightly floating the ball, and then ran forward.
It was to receive a one-two pass from the referee.
However, instead of giving the referee a one-two pass, he was hit in the face by the pass and fell to the ground.
I couldn’t bear to be scolded by the referee’s disgraceful behavior.
“Ah, I don’t think the referee sees it that way.”
I approached the collapsed referee and gave him advice.
“This is a little unfair.”
“Do you feel wronged when you see blood coming out of my nose?”
And I was sent off.
It was unfair.
