Chapter 253 – Side Story 87: The Lord Jesus Recording Memories -3
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In Korea, we enjoyed giggling at the antics of Jejus in FM games.
[Madridistas boycott FM. Why?]
[Children taking to the streets wearing uniforms with the Lord Jesus’ signature. ‘Don’t mock our heroes!’]
The madridistas were angry as they recalled the image of their club’s legend, Jesus Joo, who usually approached fans with a smile and actively provided fan service.
[FM production company explains the controversy over mocking Jejus. ‘It was never intentional. It was a problem caused by stats.’]
The FM production company that had offended Madridistas eventually publicly apologized.
[Valverde expresses his dissatisfaction with reporters who doubt Jesus’ loyalty. ‘He is a man who turned down 1.3 billion pounds (KRW 2 trillion) and chose to stay. I and the club have no doubts about Jesus’ loyalty. Please. Distinguish between games and reality.’]
Valverde criticized reporters who were unable to distinguish between games and reality. As Real Madrid struggles to protect the honor of the Lord Jesus.
[Is this the god of soccer? Upon returning, lead Real Madrid to victory!]
[Real Madrid is in trouble! Real Madrid is unusual this season!
The season continued and Real Madrid already had just one game left before the winter break.
“Welcome, to my Real Madrid.”
“… Lately, there has been talk in the group chat room that you have middle school disease.”
“Wow what is it? Did you create a group chat room without me? “This is really sad.”
“Are you in the group chat room too? Please read the group chat!”
Before the winter break, Real Madrid’s last opponent was Real Sociedad, where Kim Dong-jun plays.
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There are more Korean players playing in La Liga than I thought.
Starting with Youngbeom and me, many Korean players challenged La Liga, and most of them had to return to Korea lonely, blaming their own talent.
What.
That is something that cannot be helped.
Because professionalism speaks of skill.
And then money follows.
A professional athlete was the most suitable occupation for showing and proving.
“Kyaaaaa-! Fighting Jesus Oppa-!!”
“Tongjun! I only trust you!! “Punch that handsome gisaeng brother!”
“… Isn’t Danju a gisaeng brother? I think Hashraf Jabran will fold in half if you try to trick him.”
And if there are cases of failure in anything, there are also cases of success.
Although most failed and returned to Korea, there were also a few successful players.
A few players succeeded in securing a spot in the rotation, and developed their skills by consistently appearing in games, either as a starter or in the rotation.
And among those few – except for me and Youngbeom – the one who showed the best performance was Kim Dong-jun.
Kim Dong-jun, who started his European career at SL Benfica, succeeded in adapting to the club relatively easily, perhaps due to his linguistic similarity.
“Oh my goodness! Tathagata Kidney!”
“Cough! That is… What, terrible… Hybrid.”
Of course, it is all thanks to me that I helped Dongjun Kim adapt to La Liga the most.
I raised him on my back. His lacking skills were improved by my rigorous training.
The soft mentality made him venomous after being physically rolled to the ground.
Beep-!
But sadly, Dongjun seemed completely unaware of that fact. So he gave a love hit, but it was caught by the referee.
“Jesus, it’s a warning!”
“I didn’t do anything.”
I had doubts as I looked at the referee who came over and handed me a card.
I held out my flippers first, wondering if I might have blown the whistle like before.
“Heh. I saw it all. It looks like your skills got rusty while you were resting.”
I had to give up my intention after seeing the referee’s confident attitude. The sabbatical didn’t diminish my soccer skills, but it seems to have taken away the ability to beat people without getting caught.
“After. I guess I haven’t had enough training so far. Now that I’ve realized what’s lacking. “I just keep pushing forward.”
Anyway. Thanks to me, Dongjun Kim adapted to the league and became a veteran player for Real Sociedad.
I had a child and got married to my girlfriend who supports Real Sociedad.
This level of pain would be nothing.
“Really?”
I smiled and looked at Dongjun Kim. He could not help but be frightened by the merciless hand of Jesus.
“Uh… Hmm… “You hit a bad place?”
Kim Dong-jun was writhing on the ground, clutching his precious spot.
“I-I…” . I’m a eunuch…”
… I quietly walked up to Kim Dong-jun and kicked his ass.
“What are you doing to the fallen player now?”
Seeing the player kicking the fallen player, the referee came up with a grim expression and tried to order the player to be sent off.
“It is a traditional Korean healing method.”
My desperate persuasion.
“Fuck. Don’t stop and beat it quickly! “
Thanks to the desperate cries of Kim Dong-jun, who was struggling in pain, he was barely able to survive.
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[Thank goodness! Dongjun Kim! I succeeded in getting up from the ground safely!]
[Joo Jesus’ first aid was excellent, wasn’t it? Thanks to Joo Jesus’ proper treatment, Kim Dong-jun was able to get up safely.]
└ Wow haha fuck. Are you saying this is for Jesus?
└ Ah haha, I can’t stand Jesus Coin.
[Yes, that’s right. In an urgent situation, Jesus Joo’s calm first aid skills shone.]
└ Why do you not reveal that it was the Heavenly Demon Lord Jesus who caused that sinful karma!
└ Has the association disappeared? It’s sad!
└ The leader! We need a Murim leader to lead us!
[… Well, I’m not sure. I think Joo Ye-soo’s actions are like giving bottles and giving medicine.]
└ Huh? Are you cursing Jesus’ brother now?
└ B.
└ Rock.
└ Ah, welcome to the new commentator. Haha, this is your place.
└ It doesn’t go far~
└Murim leader, a ‘caller for justice’, died after being caught in a trap by the Protestant Church.
[Oh my! The moment I told you! Dongjun Kim’s brilliant breakthrough begins! Is Joo Jesus’ treatment effective?! Kim Dong-Jun runs through Real Madrid’s camp! Real Madrid players urgently go down to defend! But Dongjun Kim’s dribbling is famous for being excellent, right? He is called Korea’s first attacking fullback!
Sure enough. He begins to peel away Real Madrid’s defenders with his fantastic dribbling skills.
It’s fast, it’s fast! Real Madrid players urgently came down to defend, but Kim Dong-jun was approaching Real Madrid’s penalty box before we knew it! Do you hit me like that?
Shuuuuut-!! Ah-! What a waste! Dongjun Kim’s shot is blocked by Hashraf Jabran’s tackle! Even though it was blocked, it was an excellent attack that chilled Real Madrid.]
└ Wow, you bring this to life like this.
└ Brother, fuck. Are you breathing?
└ㄹㅇㅋㅋ He’s talking without even taking a breath. Is he crazy?ㅋㅋㅋ
└ Wow, as expected, the vibe comes from Jjam. New commentators should watch and learn. This is the dignity of a veteran who responds to broadcasting accidents.
└ Seeing Tongjun run like that. It looks like the juniors are okay too.
└ Sheesh. It’s a shame.
└ Ah haha, it’s Jesus, I’m sure he would have hit me with good sense and cleanliness haha
└ But isn’t a full-foot dribble better than a storm dribble? Haha,
└ Full foot dribbling haha
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35 minutes in the first half.
I can see Valverde looking at me with a nervous expression on the touch line.
Maybe he’s worried that I received a card.
After. I wanted to play a little more, but I can’t help it. I left the exciting field with Dongjun, who had a good batting sense, behind me. Furthermore, I started aiming to score in earnest.
“Luca! “Give me the ball!”
At my call, Luka Savic took off the pressure and delivered a pass straight away. Recently, perhaps because Luca has gotten older, he has not been able to show as much activity as he used to.
Perhaps that’s why Luca began to further refine his passing ability. In his passes, he put his blood and sweat into helping the team in some way.
Luca’s pass, approaching, or rather surpassing, his prime, cuts through the earth and reaches me on an exquisite course.
I was impressed by Luca’s pass that felt good on his feet. Since I received such a great pass, I had no choice but to repay the favor by scoring a goal as a striker.
This was a pass worth it.
I ran straight to Real Sociedad’s camp.
After being attacked by Jesus Heavenly Demon, it seemed as if a barrier had been placed. Kim Dong-jun, who did not approach within a certain radius of me, also felt threatened. He rushed to the defense.
Dongjun’s judgment was quick enough, and his response was also excellent.
Unfortunately.
It’s already too late.
As I was moved by Luka Savic’s sincere pass, the defender in front of me was nothing more than a piece of paper.
Tadat-!
“… Huh?”
Starting with passing Kim Dong-jun with only light deceleration and acceleration.
“Wow, crazy.”
I destroyed Real Sociedad’s defense.
He neutralized a sliding tackle coming from the right by scraping the ball with the sole of his foot, and his sharpened senses allowed him to roughly grasp the positions of other players around him.
Instead of running into the space of the player who made the sliding tackle, I chose to go to the left.
There was a white, desirable prey there.
I used sandpaper with a terrified defender in front of me. It wasn’t my intention to break through. He just kicked the ball up with his leg and kicked it hard with his heel and shot.
The ball floated and flew toward the goal.
Real Sociedad’s goalkeeper, who looked nervous from the time I started dribbling through, seemed to think that I would naturally dribble through the Real Sociedad player, so he left the goal already empty.
As a result, he could only stare blankly as the ball passed over his head and headed toward the goal.
Even before Real Sociedad’s net was broken. With the goal assured, I always did my best to approach the team’s dedicated romantic midfielder, Luka Savic, and praise his dedication.
“Vamos-!! “It was the best pass.”
“Okay? It was a mistake. Thank goodness.”
What?
