Chapter 252 – Side Story 86: The Lord Jesus Records Memories -2
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October 25, 2049.
The Ballon d’Or award ceremony is approaching.
But it doesn’t matter to me.
Because I did not play last season due to a sabbatical, I was not eligible for the award in the first place.
The Ballon d’Or, which had become a party at someone else’s house, was a season without the Euros or the World Cup, so winning the Champions League decided the Ballon d’Or winner.
[Ballon d’Or odds as seen by gamblers… 1st place is Yoo Young-beom.]
As a result, Yoo Young-beom, the patron saint of FC Barcelona and Korea, emerged as the most likely candidate for the award.
[Really, will Yoo Young-beom be able to follow in Lev Yashin’s footsteps and win the Ballon d’Or from a goalkeeper?]
[Yoo Young-beom, the first Asian goalkeeper to win the Ballon d’Or.]
As he gave FC Barcelona the Big Year with his outstanding performance in the Champions League final, the Korean people had no doubt that Yoo Young-beom would follow in my footsteps and become the second Asian winner of the award.
[Title: Please Beomreluya Gazaa…]
[Title: Ballon d’Or Awards Ceremony Begins!]
[Title: Please, please, panleluia.]
[Title: 365 days since the Panreluja Ballon d’Or Award.]
At the time when the entire nation’s wishes were pouring into the Ballon d’Or award ceremony.
“Of course, the best way to watch it is to lie down comfortably at home.”
I was at home.
It was just a normal absence, but strangely enough, ‘heavy rain’ flooded my SNS.
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@Lord_Jesus_9 ★ Officail.
@My_friend_Yoo Young-beom_Congratulations on winning the Ballon d’Or.
(Joo Jesus listens to Yoo Young-beom’s Ballon d’Or award speech while lying on the sofa. Jpg)
└ What is it? Jesus brother not attending Ballon d’Or?
└ Wow, haha, my teammate from the National University is receiving the Ballon d’Or, but he’s not attending. Social skills, huh?
└ Houne.
└ So, it’s an ordinary downpour.
└ Heavy rain?
└ Siuuuuu-!
└ Hooooo-!!
└ Ah haha, it’s funny that a foreigner infiltrated in the middle of the story haha
└ Isn’t it strange that you go even though you’re not even on the Ballon d’Or list in the first place?
└ Still, we’re best friends, so shouldn’t we go and congratulate him?
└ ㅆㅂ I think the Ballon d’Or ceremony is a wedding venue. This is Jesus brother, you guys.
└ Lord_Jesus_9: That’s right, you have intelligence. Call the account.
└ This is a xxxxxxx-xxxxxxxx company. Thank you older brother! Enjoy your meal!
└ Oh, fuck. This guy is pretty cool.
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November 11, 2049.
2050 Football Manager, known as the Widow Maker, the game of the three major devils, has been released.
I gave in to the temptation of Yuna, who had been urging me to play with her a few days before the game was released.
“If you play a game with me, I’ll cosplay you!”
I couldn’t stand cosplay.
‘What should I wear so that I can be known for wearing it well?’
While I was imagining Yuna cosplaying, the game installation was completed and Yuna’s live broadcast began. After my evil behavior, viewers immediately flocked to Yuna’s broadcast.
“Hey~ Today we’re going to do FM with a special guest!”
– Ugh, I hate FM again.
– Still, if you’re playing games with Jesus, that’s okay.
“Anit! How did you guess the special guest?!”
– Isn’t this broadcast a one-time show?
– ㄹㅇㅋㅋ Tears well up at the owner’s narrow network.
Yuna, who opened her mouth while exchanging light tiki taka with viewers, ran FM
“That’s it for the small talk! “Let the game begin now!”
He chose Real Madrid with a bright expression.
“I’m a Real Madrid fan, so I’ll play Real Madrid!”
“… “I’m a player for Real Madrid?”
“It’s noisy! Because I have to drag you to YouTube videos. Do Barcelona!”
“… “
– Wow, picking Real Madrid against an FM beginner?
– It is not a person.
– Damn haha I need to draw aggro, so I say go to Barcelona haha
And that winter, Jesus, who was the alpha and omega of Real Madrid, moved to Manchester City.
“No, why are you transferring now!”
– LOL Fuck LOL
– LOL Transfer after only half a season LOL
Yuna, who had to watch the transfer of a key player, suddenly started taking out her anger on me.
“No, the game character is like that, so why are you doing this to me?”
“Issing… Why are you moving in the winter?”
– Surprisingly, it is historical.
– Danju moved to Real Madrid in the winter of his debut season at FC Barcelona.
– Ah, just GOAT.
I ignored the viewers’ chatting and barely consoled Yuna, who was strangely serious about her game.
“But Robbie (Roberto Fabianski’s nickname) remains. Robbie is also good at soccer.”
After Yuna calmed down in my arms, we continued playing the game. And I was impressed by Jesus’ actions in the FM game.
“What is this guy, a golden goblin?”
In the game, Jejus went around Real Madrid – Manchester City – Manchester United – Liverpool, and soon made a counteroffer to FC Barcelona, which I selected.
Considering that the second season was coming to an end after I started playing the game, there really wasn’t anything crazy about it.
Anyway, I was worried while looking at the terms of the Jejus contract.
[Contract can be canceled at any time.]
No matter how much I raised the conditions, I felt anxious when I saw Jejus not removing this clause, but I couldn’t help it.
[Caution: If the contract fails, the offended Jejus will transfer to the rival team Real Madrid.]
Jejus was a very attractive player, and I calmly accepted the transfer conditions. I never bowed down to the threats of this damn terrorist.
“Okay. “No matter who he resembles, his performance is killer.”
Jejus, who joined FC Barcelona after many twists and turns, quickly destroyed La Liga and the Champions League.
‘Ah, this is why Real Madrid can’t lose me in real life.’
While I was gaining a little enlightenment.
[Jesus is satisfied with the club’s progress.]
Jejus, a character in the game, was moved by my interpersonal skills and settled down at FC Barcelona…
[Jesus Unhappy. Reason: I don’t like the uniform stripes.]
[Dduddung! Termination of contract.]
[Jesus proposes a contract to Real Madrid.]
I was speechless at the hatred of Jejus.
“Wow, is this a human?”
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Song Yuna’s broadcast, which used the cheat name of world-renowned sports star Jesus Christ, was once again a hit.
[Title: Real-time sobriety lol]
Jejus transfer interview in-game ‘The little child inside me said he didn’t like the striped uniform.’ I was so upset when I saw it haha
If the mirror treatment is refreshing, I recommend it haha
└ Kurechu haha
└ Shut up and hit the recommend button haha
└ Ah, I’m tired of mirror therapy haha
└ What is it? Why do people watch Danju broadcasts?
└ The people who hate sobriety and miss it more than anyone else are the kkuredeul.
└ For Kuredeul, Danju is like a terrible first love.
The success of Song Yu-na’s broadcast naturally led to stories about FM, and FM, which shocked and scared the public with thorough historical research reminiscent of an alternative history novel, attracted the interest of not only the soccer community but also soccer fans who were not interested in the game. .
[Title: Guys, how do I solve the problem of the Lord Jesus continuing to show Unhappy?]
You fucking bastard. I really want to throw them into the second division.
[Cancel the contract at any time if you want.] Because of this, I can’t be put in the 2nd team ㅆㅂ
What on earth are the terms of this damn contract?
What kind of idiotic club would put these terms into a contract? Is this also historical evidence? ㅆㅂ
└ Newbie is here. Grandpa.
└ ㅇㅇ Based on historical research.
└ There is no solution, you idiot~
└ It’s the sobriety you chose, so endure it with all your might~
└ ㅆㅂㅋ If it were me, I would just transfer to another league.
└ If you transfer, you will be able to see Danju come back half a season later and play for a rival team.
└ Still, I’m happy for half a season.
└ Damn it’s positive;;
[Title: Damn Danju, this bastard says Unhappy when he’s bored, as expected, FM professionalism 1.]
Oh, it’s so fucking bad that I can’t use it, you FM bastards!
└ But why did you suddenly become professional?
└ It seems like he was stuck last season because of the sabbatical declaration.
└ Ha ㅆㅂ It’s not a matter of professionalism 1. Overall, it looks like a dog. What kind of transfer do you have every half season?
└ ㄹㅇㅋ I was at Liverpool and then went to Manchester United, and I’m feeling sick ㅋㅋ
└ Even though it is a rival team, the club just sent it. What is this? Is it a bug?
└ Beep beep! Surprisingly, it is a testament to reality.
└ Ah haha FM historical research is crazy fuck haha
[Title: Dog damn game suddenly declares sabbatical year. Is this a game?]
(Article of the Lord Jesus declaring a sabbatical year. Jpg)
Surprisingly historical.
Damn you, you really make me lose my temper.
└ So, who threatened Danju with a knife to make him sign a contract?
└ Danju is threatening to transfer you to a rival team if you don’t sign a contract. ㅆㅂRom.
└ Even if you’re on the same team, you’re stressed, and even if you’re on a different team, you’re stressed.
└ How are you holding on? Valverde.
└ Real-time Valverde re-evaluation game;;
