Chapter 242 – Side Story 76: Sabbatical Year -3
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After throwing the first pitch, I had to lead a busy daily life for a while.
In addition to interview requests, a flood of invitations came in from a variety of sources, including entertainment, YouTube, and current affairs channels.
“Ah, those guys at the broadcasting station must be so busy already… Jesus, what’s here is just a guess? Take a look at the conditions and let me know if you think it’s okay.”
My agent, Doo-sik, was dissatisfied with the flood of casting requests, but he selected suggestions that he thought were good and delivered them to me.
“Hmm. “The conditions are worse than I thought?”
I declined all offers. This is because the suggestions sent by the broadcasting station were worse than expected.
‘No, you’re just trying to get me to appear at such a low price?’
Let’s make a bewildered expression while reading the proposed proposal.
Du-sik, who saw that, shook his head and said.
“That’s S-class treatment by broadcasting stations.”
“Huh? “Is this S-class treatment?”
I was taken aback by Doosik’s explanation.
There’s a saying that you shouldn’t worry about celebrities. Isn’t this enough to worry about?
“Oh my god, if this is S-class treatment, how do other celebrities make a living?”
Du-sik listened to me muttering to himself and made a bewildered expression.
“That’s your standard being strange. “It’s not just chicken, I’m trying to give away soccer clubs one by one.”
“Why does that sound strange? “This is the heart of a great father who wants to love his children equally!”
I strongly opposed Du-sik’s words. Is there any finger that doesn’t hurt when you bite it? All children are precious to me.
Of course, I may have slightly more sore fingers, but I had no intention of discriminating against my children because of that.
“One person, one team is proof that I love children equally!”
When my children grow up, I plan to pass on my assets to them equally.
I came up with one person, one team as a way to make that possible.
To be honest, I also have some personal greed.
How heart-warming and grand it is to see the Jugane derby taking place in the Premier League.
Of course, it is too much for me to acquire the first division teams right now, so I am pursuing the acquisition of the third or fourth division teams in the name of my children.
There is a lot of time left until the children become adults, so we can develop them step by step and bring them up to the first division.
If you think it’s difficult to get promoted, you can return to active duty, get promoted, and then retire.
Um.
If that happens, will there eventually be something like a ‘provision banning Jesus from returning to active duty in lower leagues’?
***
My family returned to Madrid after completing our trip to Korea.
“I’m back!!”
When I returned to Madrid, I noticed strangely excited children.
Actually, Madrid is home to the children born and raised here.
“Fache-! How have you been?”
“Muong.”
As soon as they entered the house, the children ran to Patrasche. Although Patrasche has already reached the age of an old dog, he has still corrected himself, perhaps because he has been fed a lot of good food.
“Grandpa. “Isn’t that too much of a correction?”
I approached Patrasche and played with him, petting him, and Patrasche looked at me with an expression that said, “This bastard is crazy again.”
Seeing Patrasche like that, laughter leaked out. Suddenly, I felt that a lot of time had passed.
It seems like just yesterday that I was giving Patrasche a shout-out, but before I knew it, he and I had become fathers.
“Live long. At least I got to see Yohan make his professional debut.”
I stroked Patrasche’s head affectionately. Even after living for over 200 years, it was still difficult to let go of loved ones.
Grandpa.
Did you understand my feelings? Patrasche licked my palm.
Before I knew it, this guy had become a precious family member to me.
***
Real Madrid returned from their tour of the United States. The madridistas succeeded in appeasing their anxiety after seeing Real Madrid perform well in the pre-season despite my absence.
“You can do it! 6 consecutive Champions League wins!”
“Hala Madrid-!!”
I went to watch the opening match at the Santiago Bernabeu, listening to the voices of Real Madrid fans shouting for their 6th consecutive Champions League title.
“Endavant, a triomfar, a guanyar Villarreal!”
As I entered the away team’s seats, followed by spectators wearing the yellow uniforms symbolizing Villarreal, I could hear the voices of away fans full of hostility.
“… Jejus? Isn’t that Jesus?”
“Why are you in the away fan seats?”
“Did I come to the wrong place?”
Of course, not long after the game started, we became one.
“Booooo-! Luis Garcia, go out and search!”
“Khahaha! The God of Real Madrid is with us! Hala Jesus!”
“Sergio Pepe! An ugly man with old age and even hair loss!”
“… Jejus, please cancel that statement.”
I nodded to the bald man’s warning.
For some reason, they didn’t boo Sergio Pepe earlier.
It was the loyalty of people with hair loss.
***
25 minutes in the first half.
Luis Garcia, who caught the ball, felt the absence of Joo Jesus, taking off Villarreal’s pressure.
‘The pressure is definitely strong because Jeju is not there.’
In order to effectively outrun Villarreal’s aggressive players, Luis Garcia used the surrounding players.
Luis Garcia exchanged one-two passes with Luka Savic and slowly advanced toward Villarreal’s camp.
“This guy the size of a rat!”
The Villarreal player lost patience and rushed in, and Luis Garcia broke through using his patented technique, La Croquetta.
[Luis Garcia succeeds in breaking through! Roberto Fabianski raises his hand from a good position!]
As he broke through Villarreal’s player, the shooting angle opened up, and Luis Garcia hit the shot without hesitation.
[Ah! You’re hitting the shot! But it’s impossible~! Luis Garcia’s shot goes sky-high! This is Luis Garcia, who shows outrageous shooting.]
[Ah, here, there was also an option to give up one’s greed and push Roberto Fabianski. This is an unfortunate decision. Luis Garcia.]
“Lewis, what are you doing!”
Roberto Fabianski, who was in a better position than him, was annoyed, but Luis Garcia did not care.
If the Lord Jesus was there, he would have forced himself to pass up because he didn’t want to receive individual counseling, but isn’t the Lord Jesus on sabbatical now?
‘Ah, I am finally free!’
Luis Garcia felt liberated on the ground. Even though the shot missed an absurd amount, Luis Garcia didn’t care.
“Because I am a midfielder.”
Shooting accuracy can drop.
The voice of the Lord Jesus was heard in the ears of Luis Garcia, who was returning with a guilt-free expression despite wasting an offensive opportunity.
“Hey you idiot, you have to pass there!”
Luis Garcia, startled, turned his head in the direction where he heard the sound.
The Lord Jesus was seen in the away team’s seats, rubbing shoulders with Villarreal fans and raising his middle finger toward himself.
***
Luis Garcia was reborn after discovering the Lord Jesus.
[Title: What is it? Has Luis Garcia’s playing style suddenly changed?]
Netizens who felt strange investigated the reason for Luis Garcia’s change in behavior.
And not long after.
Korean netizens reached the truth.
[Title: I think I found the cause.]
(Jesus, Jesus swearing at Luis Garcia from the away team seat. Jpg)
The world’s first opening number of spectators
└ Fuck haha what are you swearing at your teammates haha
└ But why the opening number?
└ Luis Garcia’s nickname is Crazy Poodle.
└ Ah haha, the number of openings is too small for a crazy dog haha
└ … ? But why is Jesus with Villa Real fans?
└ Really? Are you even putting your arms around each other?
└ Kya… He’s really popular.
└ Oh, Luis Garcia scored.
└ Luis Garcia ㅁㅊ Why are you suddenly driving in reverse and throwing punches?
└ Because there is Jesus over there haha
└ Ah! Luis Garcia, he should have celebrated at least twice and then been sent off!
└ ㅆㅂ ㅋㅋ A Real Madrid fan who gets angry because he celebrated once ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
└ But, 1 warning per celebration is common sense, right?
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Game over.
Real Madrid 2:1 Villarreal
[Real Madrid wins the opening game!]
[Despite winning the opening game, Real Madrid players look stern.]
[Luis Garcia explains the swearing-in controversy. ‘The traitor who betrayed Real Madrid was in the Villarreal stands.’]
[Jesus shakes his head at Luis Garcia’s words. ‘As I said before, the team I support loses. So I cheered for Villarreal. Is there a problem?’]
[Villarreal crowd who cursed Real Madrid players like Jejus, ‘Jesus had a strong charm that attracted people around him. When he came to his senses, he found himself cursing Real Madrid players without realizing it.’]
[Joo Jesus promotes a book in an interview explaining abusive language directed at a colleague. ‘Recently, a book I wrote was translated and published in Korea. We hope for your interest.’]
[The Lord Jesus posted a book promotion post on social media. ‘We ask for your interest in the newly published book ‘The Standard of Sabotage.’]
