Chapter 219 – Side Story 53: Asia Region 2nd Preliminary -2
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Why should I say this?
The international match against Thailand was too easy.
Even after seeing my fantastic goal, the Thai national team did not lose heart and continued to fight relentlessly.
Their mental strength was great.
However, the difference in individual skills between the Korean and Thai national teams was very large. You can’t beat the US with a Banzai assault, right? The gap in skills between us and Thailand was that wide.
Anyway.
“Jesus brother!”
Jooyun took the pressure off the Thai players with ease. At the same time, the pass left Jooyun’s feet and headed toward me.
After I lightly peeled off the Thai player.
Once again.
Sloshing-!
Succeeded in scoring. It was just a strong, fast, ordinary mid-range shot heading towards the Yashin zone.
“Waaaaa-!!”
Leaving behind the crowd who cheered even for an ordinary score.
“Yoona, the pass was good.”
I praised Juyun, who gave me the pass.
“Old theory! We will add more unique passes in the future! Team owner!”
He also reacted playfully, subtly revealing the current mood of the Korean national team.
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[The national team atmosphere is very good, right? It looks like they are united around the player Jesus Christ.]
[Yes, that’s right. Starting with goalkeeper Yoo Young-beom, the oldest member of the current national team. Isn’t this a case where Joo Jesus returned to active duty after seeing him play in the Champions League? In addition, Hong Do-yoon, who was sponsored by Jesus Orphanage, and Joo Yun, Joo Nazareth, Joo Adam, Joo Paul, Joo Jacob, and Joo Moses, who grew up at the orphanage. There are a lot of Jesus Kids playing in various places on the Korean national team.]
[Hearing this directly, I can see that Jesus Joo’s influence is enormous. By the way, the national team is definitely young. Most players are now in their early or mid-20s, right? I can tell you that this is a moment where I look forward to tomorrow more than today.]
[Yes. Even Joo Jesus, who is called the god of soccer, was born in 1921 and is in his 20s with a bright future even after the end of this World Cup in leader. Besides, hasn’t sports medicine been very advanced these days? In the first place, Joo Jesus is not a player who plays many games or boasts a high activity level, so I think we will see him at two more World Cups in the future.]
[Oh! The moment I told you. Jesus Joo succeeds in a hat trick.]
[He succeeds in scoring by amazingly putting his foot on the ball that was deflected after hitting the defender. It shows the positioning chosen by the God of soccer.]
[It’s unfortunate that he scored a hat-trick early on, but that’s all for Joo Jesus in this game… Uh? Joo Jesus raises his hand saying he is okay with the substitution sign. What is this?]
[Hmm. I think Jesus Joo probably heard about Coach Hashimoto’s interview. The remaining game time will likely be a very difficult moment for Thailand.]
[Okay. Jesus Joo is generously trying to teach soccer to Thai players.]
└ But it’s surprising, but the inside of Jesus type is as big as that of a pig and a cow. Haha,
└ Ah haha just say ㄹㅇㅋ haha
└ You will have a personality that is inversely proportional to your original soccer skills.
└ Anyway, I suddenly feel worried about Yohan.
└ Why is Joo Joo-han suddenly the next captain of Korea?
└ Song Yu-na and Joo Jesus, who are small-hearted but appear on the outside, are parents.
└ (૭ ఠ༬ఠ)૭ Mr. Park! Do you want to search?
└ How about it? Was it similar to Yuna?
└ ㅆㅂ I was shocked when I thought it was Song Yuna.
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Beep-! Beep! Beep!!
The second preliminary round match in Asia between Korea and Thailand has ended.
I won’t talk about the score of the game because it’s too brutal. I just want you to know that we easily surpassed the double-digit score.
At the Sangam World Cup Stadium in Seoul, the sad images of the Thai national team players whose hearts were broken are clearly displayed on the electronic display board. The important thing is to have an unbreakable heart. If you break it, it seems there is no use in not breaking it.
“Monster… Jejus is not a person, but a monster.”
The Thai player who was blocking my path with a confident expression is sitting on the ground with a lost expression.
Coach Hashimoto of Japan, who said he could stop me right before the game started, seemed to have neglected the players’ mental management and started running as soon as the game ended.
“Paul! Congratulations on the national team’s first goal!”
“Thank you!”
“Congratulations to Moses on his first A match.”
“I will work harder from now on!”
Joo Baul, who came on as a substitute and scored at the start of the second half, and Joo Moses, who made his national international debut, are being congratulated.
“Hwiiik-!! “I love you Jesus!!”
I walked around the ground, applauding and thanking the fans who came to the stadium.
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[The Lord Jesus mentions Director Hashimoto. ‘Everyone has a good plan. Until you get hit.’]
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[Title: What I felt while watching Jesus perform real-time fan service.]
If you look at this guy’s fan service and stuff like that, his personality looks really fucking good, right?
But why do you hate playing games so much? I often try to no-show.
Seriously, I booked tickets for the Sangam World Cup in Seoul last time and went there. I felt like crying when I saw him hiding on the Colchester United bench.
Of course, if I tried to hit Takbam, I would get beat up by Jesus, but even if I was seriously beaten, I just wanted to hit Takbam.
└ It’s so funny. It’s so funny haha
└ But like the author said, sometimes I want to hit my solar plexus really hard.
└ The reason why I don’t want to run, Jesus said before.
└ What?
└ ‘When you run, you sweat.’
└ ㄹㅇ? ㄹㅇ Are you really saying this?
└ ㅇㅇ;; To be precise, he said he didn’t want to run because it was hot and tiring.
└ Crazy orphan bastard haha
└ But the weather in Korea is shit haha. Even if you stay still, you sweat, so if you run there, it’s fucking hard.
[Title: But once again, I feel that our national team has become stronger.]
In the past, even with weak teams, there were a lot of nerve-wracking situations. Now, the double-digit scores are coming out steadily.
Ah. Of course, I know very well that the double-digit score was largely due to the power of Danju, who was outside our standards.
└ Ah haha, the World Cup semifinals and runners-up look like shit haha
└ ㄹㅇ Now we have to break away.
└ Entrance to Tala keke ㅆㅂ keke
└ It doesn’t seem like even a practice game can be played against an Asian team.
└ The national team has become much stronger since the appearance of Jesus Hyung.
└ There are a lot of Jesus kids right now, and my nephew is also attending soccer classes to become a great soccer player like Jesus when he grows up. If it weren’t for a few Chinese bastards, my nephew would have gone to the soccer academy run by Brother Jesus.
└ Jesus Brother Academy graduates are crazy. Most of the kids who graduated became professional soccer players.
└ ? What do you mean? There are no academy graduates. They closed it down before Jesus graduated.
└ Graduates of Jesus Orphanage are academy graduates. When the academy was closed, we made it possible for children who dreamed of becoming real soccer players to receive education together, rather than children whose parents missed their childcare time.
└ ㅁㅊ I’m sorry;;
└ Yes, no. These are kids who would become pros even if there was no academy~ They became pros with just one academy.
└ Is this bastard the nuisance parent back then?
└ Just ignore the malicious bugs.
└ Wow, but isn’t the influence of the Jesus-style national team too great? Take a look at the list of people who retired during the Jesus brother retirement incident last time. 90% of the power disappeared except for Jesus.
└ Wow fuck haha is this the Korean national soccer team? Isn’t this the Lord Jesus soccer team?
└ Well, Jesus didn’t commit a crime, and it’s much better than being divided into several factions like in Belgium, right?
└ The current atmosphere is similar to the Vomit Pirates, what’s so bad about that?
└ It’s not a bad thing, but before Jesus retires, the Korea Agricultural Cooperatives Association needs to find an alternative. Since ancient times, there has been no endless boom. When the golden generation comes to an end, a dark age will come, which is still visible. For reference, the end of the golden age is likely to be when Jesus retires from the national team.
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After the match against Thailand ended, the final match of the Asian 2nd qualifying round against Uzbekistan was held 7 days later.
“Um, Jejus. Sorry about that, but the game against Uzbekistan starts on the bench…”
“Very good!”
I did not play in the match against Uzbekistan after talking with coach James Cook.
Nevertheless, the Korean national team achieved an overwhelming victory against Uzbekistan with a score of 4:0.
[South Korea wins 4:0 in an away game against Uzbekistan without Joo Jesus.]
With the match between Korea and Uzbekistan, the second round of qualifying in Asia ended.
[World Cup runners-up 1 time, semifinals 2 times, showing off Korea’s potential. Korea easily advances to the final preliminary round.]
Korea naturally advanced to the final preliminary round.
The international match season is coming to an end.
Now it’s time to go home.
I took a flight from Tashkent, the capital of Uzbekistan, and returned to Madrid, Spain, where my family was waiting.
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Home located in Madrid.
As I entered the house, I felt the familiar smell of flesh. A smile came to my face at the thought of seeing my children after a long time.
“Guys, dad is here!”
I opened the door, went in, and took off my shoes. Let’s change into slippers and call the kids in a loud voice.
Uddada-.
I can hear the footsteps of children running.
Not long after.
Children appeared.
Yohan was in the lead, and the twins were running behind him.
I opened my arms with the intention of hugging the children.
“””Daddy!”””
In an instant, the children came running and jumped into my arms.
I couldn’t hold back my tears as I saw the children welcoming their father, whom they had seen for the first time in two weeks, with bright smiles.
After all, children are the best gift heaven has given me…
“Dad! What gift did I ask for Isabelle?!”
“Dad! Hayoon! Something to eat!”
“Give Seoyoon something to eat too!”
Silver is a mess.
For a moment, I was afraid to return it.
