Chapter 216 – Side Story 50: I…
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What a painful time it has been since the transfer market last summer.
-They are the best team~
I slowly recalled the past while listening to the Champions League theme song.
[Manchester United wants it! Manchester United announces intention to recruit Joo Yoon! ‘A player with flashing talent.’]
The first was Manchester United. After Manchester United revealed their intention to recruit Chow Yun.
[Manchester United fans terrorizing comments on YouTube by Song Yu-na, the wife of the Lord Jesus.]
Domestic Manchester United fans showed their aggression and constantly harassed my family.
So I also vowed revenge. One day, if we meet in the Champions League, I will cut off Manchester United’s limbs.
[Liverpool wants South Korean defensive midfielder Junazaret. ‘A player who will raise the energy level of your waistline to the next level.’]
However, after Manchester United announced their intention to recruit him, Liverpool suddenly came forward and sparked rumors of Junazaret’s transfer.
[Liverpool fans boycott products related to the Lord Jesus.]
Then I realized.
Ah. This is not just a problem for Manchester United and Liverpool.
That dirty, ugly capitalist league, EPL, and its fans are the problem. They paralyzed people’s reason with capital.
The saying that all the worst things in the world are made by the British was right.
[Jeosu is angry at Korean EPL fans. ‘If we meet an EPL team in the Champions League, we will tear them to pieces so that not even a trace can be found.’]
Then what I have to do is simple.
Just remove the cause.
All we have to do is to tear them to pieces when they meet EPL’s big league teams in the upcoming Champions League.
And.
The result of my resolution at that time.
Sloshing-!
[Manchester City 0:3 Real Madrid (1st half 12:31)]
The City of Manchester Stadium is currently covered in silence.
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The Sky Sports broadcasters were thrilled as they watched the angry Lord Jesus play.
[Wonderful! Wonderful! Goal! Jeju’s chip shot passes the goalkeeper’s height exquisitely and shakes the net!!]
[Jesus succeeds in a hat trick in 12 minutes and 31 seconds of the game with only 3 shots. It really looks like soccer is easy to play.]
I was impressed by the way Jesus scored comfortably and effortlessly.
[Oh, as if Jesus wasn’t satisfied with the hat trick, he picks up the ball and starts running towards the halfway line.]
[Jesus urges his teammates who were running to congratulate him on his score. What on earth happened before this game started? I don’t know the details, but I think Manchester City really offended Jejus. Currently, the anger unleashed by the football gods is pouring into the City of Manchester Stadium.]
[Hehe, I can see the Manchester City manager looking embarrassed. Perhaps they were trying to take advantage of Jesus leaving the stadium after scoring a hat-trick. But Jeju, the god of soccer! He remains on the pitch even after scoring a hat-trick! Manchester City’s disaster is not over!]
He sneered at Manchester City, who were foolish enough to guess God’s will.
[What a goal! What a goal!! This is an unbelievably powerful shot! A shot so powerful that it is feared that the net will be torn apart shakes Manchester City’s net!!]
Every time Manchester City’s net shakes, the broadcasters watch. With a bright smile, he pours out praise for Jesus’ soccer skills.
[We are now living in the era of Jejus! The Champions League has already been taken over by Jejus! I hope he doesn’t land in the EPL. Or did he join Manchester United?]
It was never because they were fans of Manchester United and Liverpool.
[Goooool! This time, Jesus González scored after receiving a pass from Jejus! The ruthless occupier Real Madrid is sacking the City of Manchester Stadium!! Oh, if we lose this badly, it could also affect the league games, right? Then it may become difficult to win the league!]
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“Fuck! Line up! You cowards! Are you going to just cry like a girl after being treated so one-sidedly? Don’t you have to make up for even one goal? This is our home! This! “You bastards!”
Manchester City’s manager vents his anger at players who gave up the game outside the touchline.
I looked at that and thought. Why are all Manchester City managers bald after Pep Guardiola? Is it a national rule? However, he definitely looks bald, so he looks a bit thin.
Anyway, to what extent did the Manchester City players come to their senses from the bald coach’s scolding? They raised their line and started putting pressure on Real Madrid.
“All the other kids have posted their lines, but you’re not going?”
Oh, of course, except for the two marksmen attached to me.
“…”
“…”
Hmm. These are boring friends. No reaction. I quickly lost interest in the Manchester City marksman.
That time when I walked back and forth to the offside line out of boredom.
“Lewis! Pass!”
Luka Savic’s voice was heard. I quickly turned my head in the direction I heard the sound and looked at the midfield where a fierce battle for possession was taking place.
Luis Garcia’s pass goes to Luka Savic.
Tuk-!
Luka Savic succeeded in taking off Manchester City’s pressure with just one touch.
And that moment.
I moved according to the instincts engraved in my body.
I, who was positioned outside the offside line, momentarily made my way inside the line.
“Luca!”
I immediately called Lukasavić’s name and pointed under his leg.
Luka Savic spotted the sight and delivered the pass I wanted.
“Jesus!”
In the corner of my eye, I caught the sight of Leo Lopez digging into the space behind the Manchester City center back as he was taken aback by my sudden movement.
I used my heel to deliver the ball in front of Leo Lopez. Let’s put the ball with spin in front of Leo Lopez, so he can hit-and-run.
“What is that crazy thing!”
“Holy Crap!”
The expressions of the players who witnessed the scene were filled with shock. Leo Lopez looked no different as he looked so surprised. Fortunately, Leo Lopez gathered his surprise and calmly fired a shot out of the goalkeeper’s arm’s reach.
“Vamos-!!”
Leo Lopez’s shot went into the net.
The sight of the Manchester City goalkeeper in ecstasy comes into view.
‘Do you think I’ll cry if I touch you?’
I felt a little bad for Manchester City’s players, but I can’t help it. They have to pay for their sin of having ugly fans.
By the way.
“It’s fun to play as a playmaker in the air.”
It may not happen, but if Yohan plays soccer until his debut, it would be fun to play as an attacking midfielder.
I also gave Yohan the title of youngest scorer.
While I was smiling and imagining myself running with Yohan.
“Jesus is crazy!”
Leo Lopez, who succeeded in scoring, ran to the corner flag to celebrate, but then changed direction and ran toward me.
“What? “Am I crazy?”
“No! “The pass is crazy!”
“With this much, you can do it if you play soccer for 200 years.”
I told Leo Lopez the truth.
“Shit! I know! “My talent cannot be compared to Jejus!”
But Leo didn’t understand what I said. Correcting misunderstandings is difficult and troublesome.
“Hmm. That’s true.”
So I just readily agreed.
And wouldn’t being crazy while playing soccer for 200 years also fall into the category of talent?
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[Title: Current situation of Manchester City in the first leg of the Champions round of 16]
Manchester City 0:6 Real Madrid
Destruction…
└ Fuck ㅠㅠ Danju, we didn’t argue.
└ The neighbor did the poop, but Man City is paying the fine haha
└ My neighbor swears by it haha
└ ㄹㅇㅋㅋ I feel sorry for Manchester City.
└ It’s a sin to have the wrong neighbors.
└ Ah ㅠㅠ Seriously, this sucks. Damn bastards.
└ Kkkk 6-0 in the first half, Salt City, true story? So, who owns Manchester now?
└ I swear, have these bastards already reset the memory of being beaten 12:0 in the Champions League final?
└ I erased what happened ‘that day’ from their memories haha
└ The number 12 is even banned in fan cafés haha
└ Kkkk
└ Wow, is Danju really a crazy bastard? How did you see that path?;;
└ 7 major rice cakes haha
└ Oh, you just developed it? LOL
└ 12: 0 It looks like it will break lol
└ Fuck it, we need to introduce a ban pick window in the Champions League in the future ㄹㅇ;
└ LOL Banpick window ㅇㅈㄹ LOL
└ As soon as it is introduced, it is a fixed van. LOL
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The moment the score reached 7:0, I couldn’t wait to get off work.
So I signaled Valverde to leave work, but was he upset because of my protest against retirement?
Valverde ignored the signal I sent to leave work.
Hmm. If that’s the case, I can’t help it.
Soak-.
I stopped dribbling and picked up the ball.
“Jesus, what’s going on? Is there a problem with the ball?”
Then the referee, taken aback by my sudden action, approached me and asked what the problem was.
I stretched out my hand towards the referee.
“Give me a red card.”
“… “Eh?”
What is it? Give me a red card.
I lifted my finger to indicate that I should give it up quickly.
.
.
.
Game over.
Manchester City 1: 8 Real Madrid.
[Jesus catches the ball with his hand during the game.]
[Jesus asks the referee for a red card.]
[Coach Valverde catches Jeju’s appearance.]
[Manchester City bowed its head in a shocking defeat. They also suffered defeat in the subsequent league match against Colchester United.]
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After the game ended, I checked out the community reaction at the hotel.
Most Manchester City fans in the community express their reaction as being unfair. They claim that they didn’t do anything wrong and that it was all Maeng-gu and Ri Jung-tak’s fault.
So what should you do with me, didn’t you go to the military? Don’t you know joint responsibility?
“Anyway, this is why you shouldn’t interact with guys who haven’t served in the military.”
“What nonsense, you didn’t go to the military either.”
Doo-shik, who heard me talking to myself, reacts in bewilderment.
I confidently responded to his reaction by asking what was wrong.
“Of course. Because I am an orphan.”
