Chapter 213 – Side Story 47: Father Lord Jesus.
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Even though he became the owner of a Premier League club, Jesus Joo’s daily life did not change much.
Play in the game and score a goal.
Today was not much different from any other day. Except for the attitude of the Lord Jesus.
‘The fourth child will be born soon, so I have to work hard to make money.’
Since the last World Cup in China, it has become a routine for him to look at family photos right before the game starts.
Side-!
After taking out his family photo from the locker room, he kissed his photo and did his routine.
“Dad will make a lot of money.”
As Jesus leaves the locker room, a natural smile appears on his face without even realizing it.
“Jesus guy. Did you even know you could laugh like that? Something looks different?”
“They say my fourth child will be born soon, so it’s a time when I feel happy and motivated.”
Real Madrid teammates looked at that in amazement.
“Madrid! Madrid! Hala Madrid!”
Not long after the game started with the enthusiastic cheering of the crowd that filled the Santiago Bernabeu.
[What a goal! What a goal!! As soon as Jeju receives Luis Garcia’s pass, he passes 3 players in a row and scores!]
Jesus Joo’s shot hit Athletic Bill Bao’s net. The moment when Real Madrid players were approaching to celebrate a goal.
“Everyone gets out! “I have to earn money for powdered milk!!”
As if the Lord Jesus had no time to celebrate, he ran to the center circle and shouted as soon as he took the ball out of the goal.
“V, Vamos-!!”
Real Madrid players’ voices rang out in confusion at the unfamiliar sight of Jesus Christ after a long time.
“… P, Puta Madre! Come to your senses! “The game isn’t over yet!”
On the other hand, when Athletic Bill Bao barely came to his senses after being hit hard as soon as the game started.
[Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh! Jeju scores a hat trick just 3 minutes into the game!]
In fact, it was after the game had already ended.
[Look at Coach Valverde’s expression! It’s like an octopus in love!]
[Nine years have passed since Jejus appeared, but we still haven’t found a way to stop him.]
[Haha, it reminds me of the Manchester United coach’s words that the only way to stop Jesus is to shoot.]
It was a moment when it was proven that the powdered milk buff, along with the military service exemption buff, had the strongest motivation in the world.
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Game over.
Real Madrid 8:0 Athletic Ville Bao.
[Jejus scores a hat trick just 3 minutes after the start of the game.]
[‘God of Football’ Jejus. He scored 8 goals against Athletic Ville Bao, showing off his outstanding scoring sense.]
[20 minutes into the game. Coach Valverde substitutes Joo Jesus out. ‘Means to prevent injuries in advance.’]
[Real Madrid coach Valverde praises Jesus. ‘God descended on the ground borrowing a human body.’]
[Athletic coach Bill Bao. I can’t hide my empty smile. ‘Jesus is the only mistake of the omnipotent God.’]
[Madridistas are angry at Athletic coach Bill Bao’s remarks. ‘Execute heretics who insult our God.’]
[Athletic coach Bill Bao explaining to angry Real Madrid fans. ‘It’s such a shitty position to deal with that it can be considered God’s mistake.’]
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Joo Jesus, who was not over his powdered milk buff, scored a hat trick in the El Clásico derby match against FC Barcelona, leading Real Madrid to victory.
Real Madrid fans thanked the honorary madridista after winning El Clásico.
[Madridista expresses gratitude to former FC Barcelona president Bamtorj. ‘He is an honorary madridista. Jejus was sent to us.’]
In the process, I ended up stepping on FC Barcelona’s seizure button.
[President Bamtorj, who was terrorized by FC Barcelona fans, eventually decided to immigrate to the United States.]
While all La Liga teams were equally beaten by the Lord Jesus.
[‘Storm’ Colchester United. Won 3:0 against Big 6 Tottenham Hotspur.]
A catastrophe occurred in the Premier League.
“Up the U`s!! We are Colchester United!”
“Fuck off! The Big 6 were also a mess!”
Promoted team Colchester United, which performed well against Real Madrid in the pre-season, defeated Tottenham Hotspur, one of the Big Six, in an away game and ranked high in the rankings.
As a result of the match, users in the Korean soccer community ridiculed Tottenham Hotspur, who lost to Colchester United.
[Subject: Don’t Rejoice, Colchester. Because that guy is the weakest among us.]
The nickname given to Tottenham Hotspur after the match against Colchester United is the weakest of the Big Six.
The nickname is a mockery of Tottenham, a club among the Big 6, using profane language against promoted team Colchester United.
It was a nickname given to fans of other Big 6 clubs who were fearful of Colchester United’s performance and thought that the team they were rooting for would not be as easy as Tottenham.
[Underdog Colchester United! Yet again! Big 6! Among them, we succeeded in catching Manchester United!!]
[I think gaining confidence from the pre-season game against Real Madrid was a big help. Even against the Big 6, they do not flinch and play as they prepared.]
[Yes. Playing as prepared. That’s the hardest law, right? Such a secret was hidden in the sensation created by Colchester United!]
However, Colchester United betrayed the thoughts of the Big Six fans.
And the result.
The soccer community was filled with confusion after checking the current Premier League rankings.
[Title: Fuck. What is it? Is that the Colchester United ranking?]
[Title: The promoted team is currently ranked 5th in the league and competing for the Champions League with Tottenham and Arsenal.]
[Subject: Colchester United. What on earth is this fucking team?
Tottenham beat and drew with mid-table Aston Villa.
Beat Manchester United and draw with West Ham, who are also in mid-table.
They drew with Manchester City, currently ranked first in the league, but lost to Everton, who are in the relegation zone.
They also drew with Liverpool, who are currently in second place in the league, and then lost to Bournemouth, who are in the relegation zone.
ㄹㅇ Colchester United is throwing shit all over the Champions League and relegation zone.
└ For your information, these bastards were eliminated from the FA Cup after beating Arsenal and losing to a 5th division team in the next game. LOL
└ Wow, what an attractive team haha
└ Big… After all, it is a club run by Koreans, a country of righteous enemies. From now on, we should call it righteousness call.
└ Chelsea fan passing by: Ah, aren’t there any Big 6 kids who couldn’t even beat promoted team Colchester United?
└ Chelsea, with its only win against Colchester United, becomes Big 1 ㄷㄷ;;
└ Sounds like Big 1 haha
└ Colchester United: Beep! Combat power measurement results. Chelsea was not a big club.
└ Kkkk Chelbikkkk
└ Ah haha, if Colchester United loses to the relegation zone, it means they’re in trouble haha
└ Ah. Yes, haha, this is correct haha
└ Kya… Colchester combat power scouter accuracy is great haha
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“Dad, I want to go to England to watch the Colchester United game!”
Colchester United’s sensation in the Premier League seems to have been bigger than expected.
Johan, who was not usually interested in Colchester United games, even showed his charm by saying he wanted to watch them.
“Why all of a sudden? “They said the Colchester game wasn’t fun.”
I looked at Yohan with puzzled eyes. Yohan answered, avoiding his eyes with an embarrassed expression.
“… “I want to brag to my friends.”
“Ugh… Is the person you’re bragging about a friend? “Is it Isabelle?”
“… Isabelle.”
I stroked Yohan’s blushing head with an affectionate hand. My son, who doesn’t mind putting it in his eyes, wants to see it intuitively, so of course I should grant him that kind of request. Let’s see, Colchester United’s game is on Saturday at 4pm.
To do that, you’ll need a vacation first.
“Dad will take vacation. Let’s go watch the Colchester game together next week.”
“Ahh! Is it true?!”
“Okay then.”
As I promised Yohan, I will play as a starter in the next game.
“Jesus reigns supreme!”
“Evil! “My feet!”
Beep-!
“Exit-!”
I got a vacation.
“… Next time, don’t be disciplined, just apply for leave. Please.”
I nodded at the words of coach Valverde, who looked somewhat tired.
After receiving a vacation that wasn’t a vacation, I went to England to watch a match between Yohan and Colchester United.
“Dad! “Over there, it’s Uncle Yoon!”
“Among his uncles, does Yohan like Uncle Yoon the best?”
“No! I like Uncle Louis the best. “Buy me a lot of presents.”
“Then do you like Uncle Louis and Dad?”
“Lol-! Of course I like my dad the best!”
“Do you like dad better than mom?”
“Huh! But is it a secret from mom?”
My father and son enjoyed watching the game at Colchester United’s home stadium, which was expanded to accommodate 30,000 seats.
Unfortunately, Colchester United lost the game.
Wow, this is really amazing. We lost to a relegation zone team again.
On the way back to the hotel I booked after leaving Colchester United’s home stadium, Oseong Universal Stadium.
I slowly walked down the street with Yohan, who had started dozing off, on my back.
“… Dad, I want to go to the amusement park next time.”
“Okay, let’s go together this winter break.”
Not long after answering a question from a sleepy Yohan.
Yohan must have fallen asleep before I knew it, and the only sound I could hear was his steady breathing from behind.
