Chapter 212 – Side Story 46: The Team Owner Is Teabagging.
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After successfully scoring comfortably with the owner’s soccer.
“Bonus! Bonus!”
“Vacation! Vacation!”
Members of Colchester United, who were interested in bonuses, holidays, additional transfer funding, etc., Voluntarily paved the way.
Thanks to that, I succeeded in scoring a hat-trick in 5 minutes, reproducing the miracle of Moses at Sangam World Cup Stadium in Seoul.
“Hala! Madrid!”
“The Lord Jesus broke the ground!”
The audience who witnessed the amazing sight gave generous praise.
“Heh, heh. “What is this?”
A polite gentleman’s voice is heard amidst the pouring praise.
When he turned his head to where he heard the sound, he saw Val Verde laughing.
I was worried that Valverde might call for an annulment of the contract, but fortunately he kept his promise.
“Uuuuu-! Dictator Lord Jesus, work extra hours!”
I slowly walked out of the ground feeling the angry looks of the Real Madrid players who were dumbfounded, the Colchester United players who were in a state of self-destruction, and the spectators who had witnessed the miracle of Caltois following the miracle of Moses.
On the touch line, Roberto Fabianski can be seen waiting to be substituted.
“Good luck.”
“Oh, it’s so hot I don’t want to run.”
“Oh, that character is mine. “Don’t touch it.”
Before going outside the touch line while wishing good luck to Roberto Fabianski.
“Everything I said was fake! You idiots!”
He filled the demoralized Colchester United players with fuel of anger.
“Omg… Hat trick, Umai!”
Then, to my absolute surprise. The Sangam World Cup Stadium in Seoul was filled with the murderous spirit of Colchester United officials.
“What are you going to do with me spewing out life! “What am I going to do when I’m the owner of the team?”
Hehe, this is the team owner’s teabagging.
You servants!
Ah. Are you a serf because you are a Westerner?
***
After Lord Jesus left the pitch, Colchester United’s anger had nowhere to go.
“Kill! “Kill the bastards who are on the same team as the capitalist pig!”
In the end, the anger of Colchester United, who had nowhere to go, was directed to Real Madrid, where Joo Jesus plays.
“Kill! Kill those Spanish bastards!”
“Our director is also Spanish?”
“Kill the director too!”
“… “Are you Spanish too?”
“Kill me too!”
They glared at Real Madrid as if they were their parents’ enemies.
“What, what!”
“Why are those bastards’ eyes like that?”
“Jesus! Jesus, this bastard has poisoned Colchester United!”
Real Madrid was crushed by the sudden change in momentum of Colchester United.
[Uh… Colchester United players’ movements have changed since Joo Jesus left the stadium after scoring a hat-trick in division football.]
└ What, did the division commander get angry while playing soccer?
└ The division commander’s soccer game was funny, but they fell over each other haha
└ ㄹㅇ I thought they were dividing the Red Sea haha
└ It’s like shit haha I can’t believe I watch military soccer here too haha
[Colchester United! This performance is hard to believe that they are a promoted team! They are overwhelming Real Madrid!]
[Colchester United’s corner kick! The kicker is Jooyun. Jooyun. Raise it! Llorente jumps! Llorente!!]
[Goooool-!! Colchester United, who were promoted to the Premier League this season, break through Real Madrid’s defense and score!!]
[Llorente, who transferred from Atletico Madrid to Colchester United, scores against his fateful rival, Real Madrid, and roars at the corner flag!!]
[This player received a lot of criticism from Atletico fans when he was unable to score a single goal against Real Madrid during his time at Atletico?! Take out that anger in the pre-season!!]
└ ㅠㅠ Llorente must have been going through a lot of trouble.
└ ㄹㅇ Look at your bloodshot eyes ㅠㅠ
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Game over.
Real Madrid 4:4 Colchester United.
[Underdog’s Rebellion? Colchester United. Draw against European champion Real Madrid.]
[The Lord Jesus is disappointed with the result of the game. Interview conducted at the hotel. ‘It would be a lie to say I wasn’t disappointed, but Colchester United’s performance was that good.’]
[Real Madrid coach Valverde. Praising coach Pedro, who once played under him. ‘Pedro created a good team.’]
[Colchester United coach Pedro expresses satisfaction with the performance after the game. ‘It feels like a layer of the players’ potential has been stripped away.’]
[As soon as the game is over, Colchester United goes as a group to the hotel where the Lord Jesus is said to be staying.]
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“The club owner is over there!”
“Catch it! Don’t miss it!”
I was relaxing comfortably under the air conditioner, but was caught by the reactionaries who came running as soon as the game ended.
“Keep your promise!”
They demanded that I fulfill the promise I made on the field.
“Tsk… “I will sign.”
I had no choice but to sign the pledge they presented in an ugly atmosphere, shedding tears of blood.
The next day, the Colchester United players, who had succeeded in reaching a grand compromise, left the hotel with satisfied faces.
News of the reactionaries’ victory was spread through the mass media.
[Owner Jesus Christ offers bonuses, additional transfer funds and vacations for Colchester United’s successful pre-season performance. ‘Please support Colchester United’s challenge this season.’]
[Colchester United showing confidence. ‘We will do our best to achieve good results in the Premier League so that the owner’s investment is not in vain.’]
[‘Chewdeok’ Emmanuel Bernard smiling with happiness at the Akihabara maid café.]
Phew… Yes, I made a promise, but I have to keep it. I tried to rationalize and soothe my sore stomach.
By the way.
“When I think about what happened so far, I feel bad again.”
After the conclusion of the pre-season match between Real Madrid and Colchester United. Transfer offers from big clubs poured in to Colchester United.
[Manchester United wants it! Manchester United announces intention to recruit Joo Yoon! ‘A player with flashing talent.’]
[Liverpool wants South Korean defensive midfielder Junazaret. ‘A player who will raise the energy level of your waistline to the next level.’]
Of course, I flatly rejected all transfer offers without even looking at them. It’s natural. It took a long time to get it all together because there were already, so many players recruited, so what if I sell it here?
[Manchester United fans terrorizing comments on YouTube by Song Yu-na, the wife of the Lord Jesus. ‘It is time to send Joo Yoon to the big club Manchester United on a national level! Lord Jesus, the evil landlord who held the dreams of young prospects hostage, wake up!’]
However, Korean soccer fans who heard the news of the recruitment proposal did not consider Colchester United’s situation.
[Liverpool fans boycott products related to the Lord Jesus. ‘We will not purchase products related to the Lord Jesus until the transfer of Lord Nazareth is allowed.’]
They simply turned their attention to the value of the name of a big club and began to criticize Colchester United.
So, my eyes widened too.
[Joo Jesus snorts at the Manchester United transfer rumor. ‘When was Manchester United? ‘Manchester United is no longer a big club.’]
[Liverpool’s humiliation? During an interview with Jesus, the god of soccer, there was controversy over the enthusiastic singing of ‘Rijungttak (Liverpool is perfect for mid-tier). An exciting song!’.]
[Jesus, Jesus raises questions towards Arsenal. ‘The last win was 40 years ago? ‘That’s a big club?’]
└ Brother! We didn’t do anything!
└ We don’t even have money to recruit! Don’t hit me!
[Jeosu is angry at Korean EPL fans. ‘If we meet an EPL team in the Champions League, we will tear them to pieces so that not even a trace can be found.’]
└ Alert issued! Alert issued!
└ It’s the apocalypse! The Blue Knight of Death from the Book of Revelation has arrived!
└ Apocalypse written by Yohani;;
└ Yohan’s diary confiscated!
└ Diary hahaconfiscated ㅇㅈㄹㅋㅋㅋ
└ Well, it’s time for Yohan to write his diary haha
Fuck. Anyone who touches Colchester United, the source of my money, is screwed.
***
The summer transfer window has ended.
That means.
It’s been almost a month since the 47-48 season opened.
La Liga has always flowed similarly.
Real Madrid, FC Barcelona, and Atletico Madrid are competing for the league title.
Jesus Joo is far ahead of the other players in the race for the top scorer.
“If this continues, what if Jeju doesn’t become the top scorer?”
“Then wouldn’t Jejus have been betting illegally? “You should report it right away.”
“A slump may come suddenly.”
“Oh, no way. That Jeju? Slump?”
The La Liga secretariat heaved a sigh of relief at the performance of Joo Jesus. They had already engraved the name of the Lord Jesus in gold on the top scorer trophy before the season started.
If the Lord Jesus had fallen into a slump, he might have wasted his precious budget, but slumps could not stop the Lord Jesus, who had played soccer for over 200 years.
‘Oh, I was supposed to go to the zoo with Yohan on the weekend, but can’t I get vacation for about a month?’
The only people in this world who could stop him were his family.
