Chapter 206 – Side Story 40: Up the U’s
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The incident of the Lord Jesus breaking into the stadium quickly became a news story.
It first became an article in Korea.
[Breaking News) Crowd intrusion occurs in the promotion playoff finals.]
└ Wow, fuck. It’s so fucking fast. What are you doing?
└ What do security guards do if they don’t stop them?
└ How can you stop that bastard, you crazy bastard;; That’s sober liquor.
└ Kkkk I broke into the stadium and broke into the stadium? Kkk
└ I feel it again. You played roughly in the Danju national team game.
└ ㄹㅇ You were originally a fast kid, right?
└ Oh, no!
└ What’s wrong?
└ I thought that the speed ability would increase in soccer games.
└ Oh, no!
└ㅗㅜㅑ, the kicking power is crazy.
└ Crazy bastard;; Did you shoot like that while wearing sneakers?
└ Ha, seriously, they are such a bastard that they only raise the price of online season tickets in Korea just because they recruited Koreans, but I can’t put them down with their soccer skills.
After finding out the identity of the spectators who invaded the game, foreign media followed suit, writing articles.
[Breaking News] The crowd that broke in was known as Jejus, a professional player for Real Madrid and owner of Colchester United.]
└ Why was this score not recognized?
└ These are soccer regulations that are simply unbelievable.
└ Oh my god, stupid English association football rules robbed Jejus of the Puskas Award!
└ … Now, another player can receive the award.
└ That’s right. He has won the Puskas Award for 7 consecutive years.
└ You stupid Barcelona bastards, then you will score better goals than Jejus!
└ Jeju is soccer. Hala Madrid!
└ Real Madrid is invincible and Jesus is a god. -By Jesus Protestant Colchester Branch.
└ From now on, Colchester United is the brother of Real Madrid. Hala Colchester!
└ Looks like the two babies above are Korean?
└ ㅇㅇ How did you know?
└ It is noticeable.
[Broadcast) The intrusion commotion has calmed down, and Jooyun prepares for a free kick again.]
└ Ah, look at how the orphan leader broke the flow.
└ Anyway, it’s a bunch of nuisance
└ If I don’t put this in, will the orphan be criticized?
└ … ? Why are you scoundrels watching the Colchester game?
└ Ah, that means he likes it and is interested in it that much.
└ ㄹㅇ There are no kids who love sobriety as much as Jukka.
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[The unrest caused by Jeju’s intrusion into the stadium has calmed down, and Colchester United’s Yoon prepares for a free kick.]
[Will Yoon be able to dream of being promoted to the Premier League for the first time in Colchester United history?]
[Yoon, hit me! What a goal! What a goal!! Middlesbrough’s goalkeeper Luke Daniels can’t even move!]
[Wow, what a goal. What a great free kick. It cut sharply into the corner of the goal.
[It’s hard to believe! A 19-year-old boy from South Korea saves Colchester United!]
[The young boy even became a soccer player with the support of Jejus. And now he wants to lead the Jeju-owned club to the Premier League for the first time in the club’s history.]
[Oh, Joo-yoon, who succeeded in scoring, is roaring in front of Kim, the agent of Jejus, along with another boy, Joonazareth!]
[This is a scene that would have made them very proud if Jeju had been in the stadium.]
[Haha. Maybe Jejus, excited about the equalizer, stormed into the stadium.]
[… Oh my gosh, an excited Kim tries to invade the ground and gets kicked out. This is the player and the agent.]
***
[Joo Yoon gives hope to Colchester United with a picturesque free kick goal!]
└Wow… I’m tired. Fuck.
└ It was wound properly.
└ Is this the Jesus-type effect of intruding into the game?
└ ㄷㄷ;; After all, a totem type striker.
└ The totem tree following the totem tree ㄷㄷ;;
[British commentary, Joo Yoon, the successor to soccer god Jejus? ‘A goal that would have made Jesus so excited that he would have stormed the stadium if he had been there.’]
└ Korea’s treasure,,,Joo Yun,player,is amazing!
└As a Korean, I am proud.
└ Joo Jesus,,,like a player,,,will shine the Republic of Korea,,,Joo Yoon,player,let’s go!
└ You guys, don’t believe this article because it’s nonsense.
└ Why is this reporter manipulating what the commentator said?
└ Because Sore is a reporter. Nod.
└ It was crazy.
└ My name is Giregi. Even if you turn it upside down, it’s a mess.
[Breaking News] Joo Jesus’ agent, Kim Doo-sik, was kicked out after attempting to break into the stadium.]
└ What is this again?
└ Did this Ham also get mental illness from Danju?
└ Am I the only one who felt sad when I saw Doosik’s hair?
└ Doosik Ham… You’re more naked than before…
└ ㅠㅠ Just tears…
***
After the short and intense sending off of Joo Jesus, the flow of the game between Colchester United and Middlesbrough changed when Joo Yoon scored the equalizer.
“Slow down! Slowly! “Don’t be impatient!”
Colchester United, who had been impatient after conceding a goal, regained their pace under Chow Yun’s instructions.
“Juyun!”
Junazaret, who blocked Middlesbrough’s ball, calls Jooyun and delivers a pass at the same time.
Jooyun, who looked around before receiving the ball, identified the position of Middlesbrough’s No. 6, who was under pressure, took it off with a turn, and then made a long transition pass to the other side.
“Hwiiik-!!”
“Wonder Boy!!”
Colchester United cheered for Jooyun, who proved his class with just one turn and pass.
[Colchester United begins to push Middlesbrough hard!]
Unfortunately, Colchester United’s attack did not result in a goal.
The atmosphere at the ground has completely shifted to Colchester United.
[It’s amazing. The 19-year-old is leading the charge! This is truly a beautiful and brilliant talent!]
[The Middlesbrough manager uses a replacement card he had saved.]
However, Middlesbrough’s manager also did his best to regain the lost atmosphere.
“Fuck! Line up! “Don’t back down!”
“Puta! Pass!! Play calmly!!”
The images of Middlesbrough and Colchester United managers constantly shouting at their players on the touchline are shown on the electronic screen.
[Colchester United’s No. 7 Cashman, who had been putting a lot of pressure on Middlesbrough with his vigorous activity, falls to the ground holding his thigh. It seems like my muscles have grown.]
The players on the ground burned every ounce of their remaining stamina and ran around the ground.
[Colchester United with only one replacement card remaining. Coach Pedro’s worries will be prolonged.]
[Oh, Coach Pedro adds a midfielder! The picture of dominating the midfield… Oh, no! No! Jooyun’s position change! Jooyun plays wing forward!]
The player who replaced Colchester United’s No. 7 Cashman gave instructions to Jooyun and Junazaret and headed to the defensive midfield position.
[Junasaret moves to the spot where Juyun was running. Coach Pedro seems to be on the rise. Will Coach Pedro’s winning strategy be successful?]
Jooyun moved to the position where Cashman played, and Joonazaret moved to the position where Jooyun played.
Time passes so quickly.
94th minute of the second half. There are only two minutes left until the end of the game.
[Middlesbrough, who had been crouching for a while, is going on the attack for the first time in a long time!]
Middlesbrough’s attack continued.
[Tyler’s shooting! Goalkeeper Tom Smith makes the save! But Colchester United! The ball hasn’t gone out yet!]
Middlesbrough striker Tyler Walker’s shot was blocked by Colchester United goalkeeper Tom Smith when the defense collapsed.
[Jack Clark urgently kicks it forward! Now it’s Colchester United’s counterattack!]
After catching the ball cleared by John Cook, Junazaret made a long conversion pass to Jooyun and immediately ran to the penalty box.
[Jooyun calmly peels off Middlesbrough’s defender and crosses!]
Jooyun’s cross headed to Middlesbrough’s penalty box.
“Sterling-!!”
Colchester United’s main striker Sterling, who was preparing to shoot, saw Junazareth in the eyes.
[Juyun’s cross! Sterling will drop it!]
He gave the ball to Junazareth, who had a more perfect chance for the team than for himself.
“Sareth, put it in!”
And the moment he saw the ball falling towards him. Junazareth felt that everything around him had slowed down.
He slowly focused on the ball falling towards him and placed his foot, while still fully aware of the situation on the pitch.
A young Colchester United fan praying earnestly with his eyes closed and an old fan who has supported Colchester United for 60 years.
Junazaret’s eyes caught the sight of Pedro, his coaches, and his teammates raising their arms as if they had already succeeded in scoring.
And he.
[Junazareth!! Oh my gosh! Can you believe this moment? You are watching a moment in history!! Colchester United advances to the Premier League for the first time in the club’s history!!]
Didn’t betray expectations.
The moment his shot accurately cuts into the net.
[Two genius boys defeat Middlesbrough and lead Colchester United to the Premier League!]
Colchester United fans began to storm into the stadium, screaming loudly.
[The future of Korea, who will lead the Korean national team in the future, is now at Colchester United!]
***
The excitement of the spectators’ invasion of the stadium was suppressed, and the promotion play-off final ended as soon as Middlesbrough kicked off.
“Up the U’s, Up the U’s, Up the good old white and blues”
Once again, Colchester United fans rushed to the ground and shared their joy with the players.
“Oh! Paddle! Paddle! Paddle! Stop! Stop!”
“Fuck! Let go! Let go! No! “Don’t do it!”
The children of Jougae Orphanage, who scored the equalizing and winning goals, were surrounded by a furry man and had to receive a barrage of unwanted kisses.
***
[The most dramatic comeback victory! Colchester United defeated Middlesbrough and promoted to the Premier League!]
[Jejus invades the stadium, changing history.]
[Middlesbrough, who failed to win promotion, announced a lifetime ban on Jejus, who ruined the stadium atmosphere by invading spectators.]
[‘The first Korean owner of a Premier League club’ appears in an interview with the smile of a Jeju winner. ‘It’s ugly, Chudlesbrough’]
[Attempt to break into the stadium, Kim Doo-sik, ‘I think I was overly excited to see the children grow up.’]
[Colchester United general manager Jorginho, ‘Large-scale investments will continue through sponsorship contracts with Korean companies. It all started with a visit to Korea this pre-season.’]
[Colchester United manager Pedro. ‘I’m looking forward to the pre-season match against Real Madrid. It will be a good experience for young players.’]
[Colchester United, average age of starting player is 22.2 years. What is their Premier League survival strategy?]
└ Huh? The average age is so…
└ Don’t even eat the beans.
└ There is. This is a revelation from God that we will finish second in the Premier League next year!
└ Colchester United is talking about going to the Champions League haha
└ ㄹㅇㅋㅋ The team that just got promoted to the Champions League? A passing mutt will laugh.
└ Ah haha, these bastards haven’t seen the legendary Leicester City.
└ After that, advance to the Champions League next season and win the league the next season! Ruler! Let’s go! The second Leicester, Colchester United!
└ It is possible. Because it’s a fairy tale. Nod.
└ This guy caught the concept from a while ago.
