Chapter 197 – Side Story 31: No Te Vayas – 3
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The moment Director Kim Deok-hyeong saw the cute teacup, he felt helpless rather than angry.
It’s a slightly different situation, but is this how Sunwook felt when he received a small bowl of food from Jojo?
Director Kim Deok-hyung was so angry that his hands and feet were shaking.
‘Still, if they are treated this poorly, public opinion can change in an instant just by letting that orphaned kid return to the national team…’
Director Kim Deok-hyung imagined himself as a hero who led Jesus Joo’s return to the national team after suffering all kinds of insults in Spain.
‘Hehe… ‘My parents should have named me Bangwon.’
The happiness circuit is the driving force that made me who I am today.
In his imagination, he had suddenly become the president-elect and was scolding the President of the Football Association, Jeong Do-jeon.
‘Hey, Jeong Do-jeon. Please sign. The heir to the throne is I, Kim Hyeong-deok! Hurry up and sign!’
But it didn’t take long for his sweet imagination to be shattered.
Gulp-!
“I’ve finished drinking, so let’s get up first. “Have some tea and go back to Korea.”
The Lord Jesus hit a cup of tea in an espresso cup with one shot and got up from his seat.
“… “Eh?”
Kim Deok-hyung, the director of the Football Association, was embarrassed by the sudden action of the Lord Jesus and was shaking his head.
The Lord Jesus left the door without even looking back.
Kim Du-sik, the agent of Lord Jesus, secretly delivered a tablet PC to director Deok-hyeong Kim, who could not come to his senses even after Jesus left the room.
“He is no longer on the board of the Football Association, so he will not be able to negotiate with us. Then, drink your tea and return home safely.”
“What? I’m not a director of the association? “What kind of bullshit is that!”
Director Kim Deok-hyeong was handed a tablet PC, venting his anger at the strange situation.
[Arrest warrants issued for all members of Y’s line, including Kim Deok-hyung, on suspicion of match-fixing. Football Association Chairman Jeong Do-jeon ‘I apologize for causing trouble to the people.’]
The moment I looked at the tablet PC screen.
He lost his strength without realizing it and fell down on the chair.
[Yongsan spokesperson. Sniping at the Football Association? ‘Now is the time to eradicate deep-rooted discrimination in the Republic of Korea.’]
[Seoul Mayor. ‘We will build a statue of the Lord Jesus in Gwanghwamun Square.’]
[Gangwon Province Governor, ‘It is reasonable to build the statue of the Lord Jesus in Gangwon-do, where the Lord Jesus Orphanage is located.’]
[Seoul Southern District Prosecutors’ Office issues arrest warrant for Kim Deok-hyung, director of the Football Association, who left for Spain… Even an Interpol red notice.]
[Football Association President Jeong Do-jeon declares a major reform of the Football Association. ‘All comments directed at Joo Jesus are the opinions of the Y University line, including match fixer Kim Deok-hyung, and not the opinions of the Football Association. However, to ensure that such a cruel insult that destroys the dignity of a human being never occurs again, we will resolutely reform the association from its roots by inviting Jejus Agency, the world’s best agency and the agency of Joo Jesus, as an advisor.’]
└… Is something strange? Why are you talking about reform rather than character education?
└ Look at the name of the president of the association. It looks like he likes reform.
└ Ah haha, so if you meet Kill Bang Won, you will die?
└ Looks like he will inherit the throne (association president) haha
Hehe… It was a trap, a trap. “That damn old fox led me into a trap!”
Kim Deok-hyeong, former director of the Football Association, who was looking at the newspaper article, burst out into devastated laughter. Ah. It’s over. This is the end.
There is nothing more I can do.
Kim Deok-hyung was arrested by the Spanish police as a person who had lost hope and shipped like luggage on a plane heading to South Korea. No one has seen him since he was last seen at Incheon Airport.
“Brother, is this guy smiling?”
“Just leave it to me, maybe I’ll dream of becoming president.”
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Meanwhile, at that time.
Football Association.
“Nice to meet you, Chairman of the Association. “This is Lee Bang-won, dispatched from Jejus Agency.”
“… “Your name is quite disturbing.”
“Thank you for the compliment. “I want to visit Sonjuk Bridge, but unfortunately, it is located in Kaesong, North Korea.”
“Haha, Seonjuk Bridge is not Jeong Do-jeon, but Jeong Mong-joo.”
“I know. I just want to go. Ah. “I have already visited Jeong Do-jeon’s birthplace.”
“… “This is so cheesy.”
“Yes?”
“Tsk, it’s nothing.”
Jejus Agency proudly entered the Football Association with the winner’s rights.
[Football Association dismisses Y University line coach Heo Seong-tae. ‘I will start again from 0.’]
[Joo Jesus, the god of soccer, reverses his retirement from the national team. ‘If the national team still needs me, I am ready to do my best to play.’]
Jejus Agency, which entered the Football Association, is gaining influence.
[At the persuasion of the Lord Jesus, Joo Yun, Joo Nazareth, Joo Adam, and Joo Jacob. Retirement overturned. ‘For us, Jesus’ words are like the Bible.’]
It was much easier than eating cold oatmeal.
[Yoo Young-beom announces return to national team. ‘I am satisfied with the fact that I was contacted before Go Seok-jun or Kim Dong-jun. Just kidding, the next World Cup goal Jesus said made my heart beat.’]
[Go Seok-jun returns to national team…]
[Kim Dong-jun returns to the national team…]
[Baek Dong-soo returns to national team…]
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[Luis Garcia wears the Republic of Korea uniform and posts on social media, ‘Congratulating Jeju on his return to the national team, Correa can express his gratitude to me.’]
└ This guy, just like last time, he penetrates naturally this time as well.
└ Penetrating midfielder haha
└ Kkkk I got blocked after swearing at Luis Garcia, the brother of Jesus. Kk
└ Real Madrid is fun today too.
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The news of Jesus Christ’s retirement from the national team quickly spread around the world.
The return of the Lord Jesus was welcomed not only by active soccer players but also by legends who left a huge mark on the soccer world, including Lionel Messi, by posting on social media.
[Lionel Messi posts a post on social media welcoming the return of the Lord Jesus. ‘I’m glad he’s back in the national team. Football seems to have improved even more with his return to the national team.’]
[Cristiano Ronaldo. Opens up about the Lord Jesus in an interview with the media. ‘I knew he wouldn’t retire from the national team. Looking at his great personality, he reminds me of myself when I was young. He is a great player with Portuguese DNA.’]
[Jesus is disgusted by Ronaldo’s interview. ‘Better just swear.’]
When the people of the Republic of Korea also heard the news of the return of the Lord Jesus, they came together with one mind and created a statue of the Lord Jesus, including a street in the neighborhood where he grew up.
[A hot place these days? People flocking to Jesus Street.]
In this way, the Lord Jesus’ retirement incident ended well with everyone being satisfied except for one person who went missing.
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After successfully completing my association work, I lay down on the bed and watched Yuna play the game.
Yuna, who had already become a large YouTuber with over 10 million subscribers, was now mostly uploading games and V-logs, unlike in the early days of YouTube when she uploaded content focusing on music.
“Profit-! You devilish bastards! My husband is Exodia!? Why was it sealed?”
Yuna is putting in the hard emotional labor to make a game video again today.
She was very upset about something she didn’t like.
I carefully walked up behind her and hugged her, and glanced at her game screen.
[Sealed 2042 KH Head of the Lord Jesus.] X 1
[Sealed 2042 KH left arm of the Lord Jesus.] X 1
[Sealed 2042 KH Left Foot of the Lord Jesus.] X 1
[Sealed 2042 KH body of the Lord Jesus.] X 1
[Sealed 2042 KH Right Arm of the Lord Jesus.] X 68
And I was speechless.
Uh. So this is it now.
You released my player cards in installments, right?
Are game companies crazy about money?
It works like this, but is there anyone who plays this game?
Wait a minute. Why is there only 68 right arms? Is it a chimera?
While I was embarrassed. Yuna pressed the button to open the player pack.
Paaat-!
The iron door opened, and the player pack was opened with fireworks. A wax doll that looks nothing like me appears dancing.
Slowly, letters began to emerge.
What is this? Yuna prays earnestly, holding her hands.
Pat, pat.
Is this how parents feel when their children are addicted to gaming? I patted Yuna’s head and watched the results, feeling like a heartbroken parent.
[Congratulations. Sealed 2042 KH Right hand of the Lord Jesus… Arm!]
“Huh!! “Give me your legs, not your arms!!”
Yuna, who witnessed the result, could not accept the momentary change in the situation and ran wild like Luis Garcia with rabies.
Click-!
Click-!
“…”
As time passed, Yuna finally calmed down.
Click-!
Click-!
Click-!
No, actually, I don’t know if that’s true.
Yuna opened the card pack unconsciously, like a machine, with her tears streaming down her face. Even I was so overwhelmed by her sad tears that I couldn’t stop her.
So I took advantage of the opportunity that no one could stop.
Yuna continued to open the card.
That day, Yuna burned a total of 78 million won to get my player card.
“Lol… I have one wife and three children, no, now four…”
[The liberated 2042 KH Lord Jesus appeared on the ground. Everyone be afraid.]
Fuck. What kind of disaster am I?
Is this a soccer game?
