Chapter 194 – Side Story 28: Vs However, This Photo… -2
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“Okay, let’s take a picture! One, two, three!”
Click-!
The Korean national team eventually took a commemorative photo as Ko Seok-jun requested.
[Will Ko Seok-jun, who scored the tying goal, be able to dream of helping Korea advance to the finals once again?]
[Ah-!! Go Seok-jun’s shot misses!!]
That photo was never used as a cover.
[Ah… Too bad! Korea, Korea loses to Spain in a penalty shootout in the semifinals!]
[Yes, that’s right. But the players didn’t give up until the end and did their best, right? Despite being an enemy field, Camp Noura played a memorable match that will go down in history.]
Korea, who gave all their strength in overtime against Spain, lost 1-2 in the ensuing penalty shoot-out due to lack of experience.
“Fuck you, Beomleluya, you’re crazy. Stop three penalty kicks?”
“I’m surprised that no one other than Jesus has succeeded in the penalty shootout.”
“But, weren’t the Spanish kids really bad at penalty shootouts?”
“I heard they practiced taking penalty kicks 3,000 times before this World Cup.”
“You crazy bastards, you really gritted your teeth and prepared.”
While the cheering squad was disappointed to see Korea fail to advance to the finals, the match between the two teams, in which eight goals were scored in both halves, left many news stories.
[Korea vs Spain. Selected as one of the best matches you must see before you die by FIFA.]
[Republic of Korea, we lost, but we fought well! Korea lost to Spain, a strong contender for the title, after a fierce battle that went all the way to a penalty shootout!]
[Spanish penalty kick practice 3000 times, effect of special training?]
One of them was that it was Jesus Joo’s first loss since his professional debut.
[Title: Lord Jesus loses first full-time match since his professional debut.]
In the 2046 Iberia World Cup semifinal match between South Korea and Spain, Jesus suffered his first loss in a full-time match since his professional debut.
Joo Jesus, who started his professional career at FC Barcelona thanks to his performance in the 2038 World Cup, captured the hearts of local fans with his solid 185 cm height and excellent footwork reminiscent of Messi, and moved to Real Madrid in the winter transfer market that year.
At Real Madrid, the Lord Jesus is again loved by local fans with his outstanding performances and extraordinary stardom…
└ I can count on one hand the number of times I have played a full-time game in the first place.
└ Even if it’s not full-time, isn’t it your first time?
└ I think this is the first time if we limit it to games in which he started for more than 60 minutes?
└ He’s a bastard;;
└ Will you still ignore tactical nuclear weapons?
└ Sign it! South Korea is a nuclear state! Hurry and sign!
└ By the way, is there a lot of part that was committed by Jesus?
└ ㄹㅇㅋ I left out all the bad stories haha
└ It’s so funny, the star quality is completely different haha
└ Ah haha star quality is on a different level haha
└ It’s on a different level towards being ‘unique’ haha
The other is that Utilike, a great general who coached the Republic of Korea for eight years, resigned from his position as national team coach.
[Breaking News] Master Utilike resigns from the Korean national team. ‘It’s time to take on a new challenge.’]
└ Isn’t Utilike a master craftsman?
└ Let’s go! How dare you try to slander our goddong!
└ Goddong, I hope you do well when you go somewhere else. ㅠㅠ
[Utilike opens up about the controversy over the famous master. ‘I’m just an ordinary, lucky director. The national team’s achievements are thanks to the hard work of all the players. If my skills had been a little better, I could have won against Spain.’]
└ ㅠㅠ Goddong…
└ ㄹㅇ As Utilike said, it was worth the win, but it’s a little disappointing.
└Still, this was great.
└Well, Spain is said to be a strong candidate to win this tournament, but they went to the penalty shootout and advanced to the semifinals.
└ㅇㅈㅇㅈ Since when did we always advance to the finals? The semifinals are great enough.
└ㅇㅇIn fact, it was visible that the players’ skills improved compared to the last World Cup. ㅇㅅㅇ I am more looking forward to the next World Cup.
└ Yes ㅋ A Korean coach is expected to be selected for the next World Cup ㅅㄱ ㅋ
Although the title of advancing to the World Cup finals for the second consecutive time was a bit disappointing, netizens poured out generous applause for the national team players who did their best until the end and achieved excellent results.
An article broke out about corruption in the Football Association.
[The Football Association put pressure on national team selection?]
[Korea Football Association, the worst corruption since Dangun discovered!]
└ Oh. Still, you were disciplined?
└ What’s the point if you discipline me? I’m sure he’ll come back secretly later. ㅆㅂ
└Ha… Let’s change it. We need to change it.
└ In the meantime, is it true that there are no articles coming out?
However, it was not enough to attract the attention of the Korean public, who were very happy with the World Cup performance.
[Coach Heo Seong-tae, who selected Jesus Joo, is likely to be the next coach of the Korean national team. Football Association. ‘I am looking at it positively. Since he is a Korean, he has great patriotism and is a coach with a great eye for players. Just as we discovered the main Jesus, I think we will be able to find the second Lord Jesus.’]
[Soccer fans flocking to the Korean national team disbandment ceremony.]
In that way, the corruption case at the Football Association seemed to have been quietly buried, as the high-ranking people intended.
[Football god Joo Jesus, hinting at retirement from the Korean national team? ‘I will no longer play for the national team.’]
That is, until the nuclear bomb exploded on its own when no one expected it.
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The issue of corruption in Korean soccer hit the media. The people in the association who were close to Jejus Agency were replaced a long time ago.
“If you’ve been pushing Y, now you have to push K!”
Those empty seats were filled by opposition figures.
However, no one would have thought that the association would have a self-cleaning effect.
“Kim Hyung-jun, even though you don’t have a wife, you said you’re going to have the youngest son soon, so you can’t send him to bread, right?”
“Gorum, gorum. You can’t turn a newborn into a fatherless bastard. And wouldn’t that be a crime for a living?”
Let’s say you are an opposition figure. Since we were within the narrow confines of sports, especially soccer, the mentality that we where strangers was at the forefront.
“Well, anyway, I will return after some self-reflection, but aren’t we just strangers and comrades who worked hard while breathing in the dust on the playground?”
“You’re right! And isn’t our performance in the World Cup bad? At this level, let’s consider the merits and demerits to be offset!”
“Then, we conclude that we will just bury it quietly.”
It was a moment when the association was trying to get over the corruption case in a moderately positive manner, as the corruption case at the Football Association was trying to be quietly buried due to advancing to the World Cup semifinals and good performance.
[Joo Jesus, the god of soccer, announces retirement from the Korean national team. ‘I am tired of associations that do not aim to win the World Cup.’]
The nuclear warhead, which they thought was safe because they had a launch switch, exploded.
“Fuck! What is going on…!!”
Screams and incoherent shouts came from the mouths of high-ranking officials of the association who were suddenly exposed to radiation.
“Hurry! Contact Jejus Agency! How did this happen?”
“Yes, four!”
At that time, the association was in an uproar due to the announcement of the Lord Jesus’ retirement.
After announcing his absence from the dissolution ceremony as usual, the Lord Jesus headed straight to Madrid and stretched out his hands toward the sky.
“A hero needs suffering. “If hardships do not come, I will create them myself.”
The sky in Madrid was clear without a single cloud.
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The Republic of Korea was in an uproar due to the bomb I threw.
[“Brother Jesus, don’t leave!” More than 100,000 people gathered at the Gwanghwamun rally, opposing the retirement of national soccer player Joo Jesus.]
[The national petition opposing the retirement of Jesus Christ from the national team quickly surpasses 1 million people.]
It was literally a situation where the whole country was telling me not to retire from the national team. This is the technical term for regret, exhaustion, and obsession, which is called a pachyderm house.
“Heh…”
Let’s stroke the head of Yuna, who is lying on my thigh. Yuna seemed to be in a good mood as she rubbed her cheek against her thigh and made a strange noise.
I smiled and continued thinking about Yuna, who remained as cute as time passed.
To be honest, I also tried to ignore the association’s corruption. It’s not a place that gets clean just because I’m being damned, and no matter how much I am being said, we can’t stop those bastards from going anywhere.
So, if a reasonably good coach was appointed, I tried to endure it and move on.
Or, should they hold on to Utilike’s ankles and allow him to be reappointed?
But what? Is the next director Heo Seong-tae? These damn people.
“Honey, but wasn’t Heo Seong-tae the person you selected?”
Yuna asked, bringing my hand to her head. I pat Yuna’s head more as she wishes. Her eyes instantly opened into a half-moon shape.
“I can see the players well, but I can’t plan tactics. He even has the famous disease. He thinks he is some kind of Pep Guardiola. “Even if I supervise Yo Yohan, he will do better than Heo Seong-tae, right?”
“…”
“… Are you sleeping?”
Yuna must have felt good when I stroked her, so she fell asleep in an instant, making a loud noise. I, too, went to sleep after finishing my thoughts about the Korea Football Association.
Jjaeng-
Ah. I didn’t turn off the light.
I picked up my phone again and made a call.
Turrr-!
Click-!
“Dad, why?”
“Uh, Johan. It’s dad. “Come to the living room and turn off the light.”
“…”
And after a while, it was the twins, not Yohan, who came to turn off the light in the master bedroom.
Hehe, Yohan is going to be big later.
I can’t believe you’ve already subcontracted it.
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Meanwhile, at that time, Korea.
The project to make the Lord Jesus a hero was progressing naturally.
[Impact! High-ranking officials of the Football Association exclusively release transcripts of slander and insults directed at the Lord Jesus, the God of Football. ‘Is that orphan a traitor who would have sold his country during the Japanese colonial era? Lord Jesus, let’s take this opportunity to form a national team without that ungrateful bastard. Somewhere, while the national anthem is being sung, you’re making a deal, you cheap bastard. To put it bluntly, why was Ji able to go to a prestigious club called Barcelona? Wasn’t it because Coach Heo Seong-tae, right here, selected him that an orphaned baby who had never seen his parents was able to participate as a member of the honorable national team in the World Cup? But what about stabbing the line of the association to which such a benefactor belongs? I can’t get over this like this. We must condemn!’]
└ Ah. Fuck. A revolution is coming.
└ Who is going to Gwanghwamun with me to make a guillotine?
└ Hahacrazy guy haha
└ If it is made in Gwanghwamun, there will be complaints. Let’s make it somewhere else and move it.
└ No, these crazy people really created it and moved it;;
└ You crazy people, if you had lived your present life with that level of passion, the quality of your life would have been different ;;;
└ Fuck that lol, Dr. Hansol made it lol
└ Hansol, who said he would get a P-level license because he thought it would be difficult for him as a player in the national team?
└ ㅇㅇ Hansol, the starting defender of the Hatch Unicorns and the best output that our community is proud of.
└ Wow, fuck. There’s nothing that crazy guy can’t do.
