Chapter 181 – Side Story 15: Iberia World Cup -2
#
It was a time when the Korean national team match was slowly approaching. In the soccer community, an article was posted about the changing soccer paradigm.
[Title: Guide to the paradigm shift in soccer for newbies.]
The current paradigm of soccer is changing in real time with the emergence of GOAt Jesus.
This time, we will take the time to look at soccer 1, which we commonly know, to soccer 5, which is being written anew with the recent appearance of the Lord Jesus.
The first thing we need to know is soccer 1, which is the basis of all soccer.
The one-sided soccer we commonly know belongs to soccer 1.
Soccer 1: A normal game where victory or defeat is determined by scoring
Soccer 2: A new concept that negates Soccer 1 (score) and emerges. The concept is that a team with a high possession rate plays better soccer.
Soccer 2 is the commonly spoken vulgar possession gamer.
Soccer 3: General Chal
If someone asks you about soccer 3, turn your head and show them how General Chal plays. He is soccer 3.
Soccer 4: This is a soccer game in which victory or defeat is decided in a penalty shootout, taking out the opponent’s physical strength until overtime in the tournament.
Soccer 5: Soccer is an evolution of Soccer 3.
I think soccer may have evolved in the wrong direction.
First, a feature of Soccer 5 is that even if you physically beat a player, you will not receive a card from the referee.
It’s probably similar to Soccer 3 up to this point.
But things change from here. In Soccer 5, celebrations that provoke the audience are taken for granted.
And sometimes, if he doesn’t like a decision, he sticks the Tathagata kidney into the referee’s solar plexus.
However, if you hit the referee with your kidney, you will be sent off, so usually you just protest.
If you look at this point, you might be thinking, what kind of soccer is this?
You’re right. If there was a player who played like this in Soccer 1, he would be immediately evaluated as a trash player with a broken personality.
But that’s not a problem in Soccer 5.
The reason is that GOAt Joo Jesus, who is said to be the best player in history and is artistically good at soccer 5, is Korean.
Yes! Fans who watch him play may feel angry and angry, but they can’t criticize him in a public place!
Why?
The fucking Korean branch of the Church of Jesus is running wild.
└ Soon, this is a post that Christians will flock to… The advent of Jesus, full of blessings! Jesus heaven, disbelief hell!
└ The advent of Jesus, all the blessings of heaven!
└ Jesus heaven, disbelief hell!
└ This bastard haha Look at how he wrote GOA and T in small letters because he was afraid Jesus would sue him haha
└ Ah haha, people who witnessed the miracle that split the sea of information can’t leave malicious comments haha
└ Still, aren’t you relieved because it’s an upcoming game in Korea?
└ If you think you’re on the same side, it’s as satisfying as soup.
└ Atta haha you two bastards, look at the spicy taste of Koreans haha
#
Korea’s first match of the 2046 Iberia World Cup was held in Lisbon.
The national team’s first match opponent is Algeria.
Because Algeria is located on the African continent, where Koreans have relatively little interest.
The media and the public were ignoring Algeria, similar to the 2014 World Cup in Brazil.
However, if you look at the names of Algerian players, you will never be able to ignore them.
Because it was historically a French colony, many Algerian players wore the French national team uniform.
A well-known figure is Zinedine Zidane, who is called Zizou and was a legendary midfielder for Real Madrid.
Another Real Madrid legendary senior, Karim Crime… No, Karim Benzema’s parents are also from Algeria.
In addition, Kylian Mbappe, who was called the emperor of French football, was from Algeria on his maternal side.
Maybe Algeria has the DNA of being good at soccer.
Hmm… Do I have Algerian DNA in my blood? Is a joke.
In the past, I looked up my parents and found out that they were native Koreans. For your information, they all seemed to have started families and were living well, so I didn’t pay any attention to them after that.
Anyway, that’s it for the players who chose the French national team despite being from Algeria.
A representative player who chose the Algerian national team is Riyad Mahrez, who played for Manchester City.
The Republic of Korea was taking Algeria lightly, thinking it was too easy. I naturally had no choice but to express concern.
“Victory! Blind date! Victory! Blind date!”
However, fortunately, the Korean national team players were not swayed by the media’s excitement and faithfully participated in training and focused on the game after Utilike declared a reward vacation.
“Oh, you couldn’t concentrate on training. After all, blind dates are with other people…”
“Sorry! I will work hard!”
The only thing I’m dissatisfied with is the fact that the friends who I thought would normally take care of my liver and gallbladder are now attached to someone else.
“Huh… They say it’s 10 years of Gwonbul and 11 Hongs of Hwamu. How can you say that you are the only one by my side?”
I confided this complaint to Juyun.
“Brother.”
“Are you coming?”
“We should also date. “My sister-in-law doesn’t have any friends, so I can’t set her up on a blind date.”
I was beaten with facts.
“… Yuna also has friends.”
“Except for Han Yena’s sister-in-law.”
“…”
Damn it. I have nothing to say.
***
On the day of the 2046 Iberia Group Stage World Cup match between Korea and Algeria.
“… !! Jejus!!”
I happily waved her hand and gave a high five to the escort kids who were surprised to see me. For me, it’s a very short moment in my life, but for my child, it will be a memory forever.
“Hello, what’s your name?”
I lowered my posture, made eye contact with the child, and said hello. That’s all I did.
“Huh-uh-! My name is Haphael!”
Haphael was moved by that alone, and dew formed in his eyes. The child trembled with his arms and hit his fern-like hand against my palm.
Mate!
He looked at his palm with a blank expression for a while. I held out my palm with a kind smile to the other children, who looked at her with envious eyes.
“Hi!”
“S-sorry!”
Some children were strangely scared when they saw my face, but most of them smiled brightly and ran towards me.
“Waaah-! Jesus! “How is Jeju so good at soccer!”
“Well, is it because you listened to your parents when you were young?”
“No way! Don’t lie! There are no mothers and fathers in Jeju!”
I roughly stroked Western Jammin’s head. Young. Look how spicy the answer is.
“It’s because you listen to adults instead of your parents.”
While I was talking to the kids, it was time to enter the stadium, and I entered the stadium holding the hand of a child named Rafael.
“… Now that I think about it, if the mission is successful, I don’t have to run hard, right?”
“Yes?”
“No, it’s nothing.”
#
The referee blew the whistle, and the Korean players, who had been given the stimulant called blind date, started going crazy.
Sloshing-!
South Korea succeeded in scoring against Algeria early in the game.
When the Korean national team succeeded in scoring so easily, I was rather embarrassed.
There was something fundamentally different from the last World Cup in China, when we carried Korea through a bloody battle and advanced to the finals.
‘What? Why is everyone doing so well?’
The game was so easy that it made you wonder if the captain of the Korean national team said something like this, but these bastards from Algeria sent out a substitute player.
I was very suspicious, so I looked at the faces of the Algerian players and saw that they were starting players. So that means Korea has become that much stronger.
… Wow, is this real? Did Korea really become a strong team? I was standing on the ground in a daze at something I couldn’t believe.
“Vamos-!!”
Ko Seok-jun, who succeeded in scoring, runs to the corner flag and celebrates.
‘Is that kid from Vamos Street crazy who doesn’t even play in Spain?’
While I was chewing on Go Seok-jun in my mind.
“Waaaaa-!! Vamos-!!”
Korean soccer fans who flew all the way to Portugal to cheer on Go Seok-jun cheered.
‘No, why are the spectators also Vamos?’
My head was full of confusion.
My brain could not process the overloaded information, and my weak and delicate heart advised me to rest.
I walked under the shade to avoid the hot sun to calm my racing heart.
“… Boss, Jesus doesn’t want to play. “I just sent you a replacement sign.”
“Fuck you. Again, it’s Julal-inum.”
And that day, I did not come out of the shadows against Algeria and won with a score of 3 vs 0.
Perhaps this is a great start to pioneering a new position as a command-type striker?
#
[Jejus explains the controversy over sabotage. ‘The king does not stand on the battlefield.’]
[The Lord Jesus explains again to the angry public opinion. ‘The ultimate weapon is always brought out last. No one launches a nuclear weapon immediately after declaring war.’]
[FIFA entrance tunnel video released. Jejus, giving children unforgettable memories.]
[Jejus became a friend to the children in the entrance tunnel video. ‘Soccer is just soccer. The true value of life lies outside the stadium.’]
