Chapter 167 – Side Story: Easter
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It has already been 10 months since Korea broke the curse of regression by advancing to the finals.
In the meantime, I was doing rehabilitation training and seriously considering retirement.
After playing soccer for over two centuries, I was probably exhausted whether I knew it or not, and the time I spent with my family was so precious.
The title of the world’s best soccer player? Does that really have any meaning?
My heart gradually turned towards retirement.
The moment I was preparing for retirement.
Real Madrid was eliminated by FC Barcelona in the first and second legs of the Champions League quarterfinals.
Manuel Francis dos Santos, who was excited about finally defeating Real Madrid, publicly sniped at me in an interview.
[Mentioning Jesus, the god of soccer, Manuel Francisco dos Santos, who eliminated rival Real Madrid by scoring multiple goals. ‘Even if Jesus had been in the game, FC Barcelona’s victory would not have been different.’]
There are a lot of crazy people in the world.
And for a crazy person, a whip is medicine.
That’s how my return was decided.
“Aaaaae!!”
“Aaaaae!!”
“Dad-!! Play with Yohani!!”
I am never making excuses because parenting is difficult.
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The news of the Lord Jesus’ return from injury quickly spread around the world.
[Jesus returns from injury after 10 months.]
└ Hala! God is back!!
└ Is today Easter?
└ Now I can beat up those damn bags.
[Lord Jesus, ‘Tigers do not recover like humans.’]
└ This guy, Zlatan, has a terrible concept.
└ ㄹㅇㅋㅋㅋ
└ Ha… Ye Taesik is back!!
[Zlatan Ibrahimovic, ‘The king of animals is the lion.’]
└ … ?
└ … What is it?
└ ㄹㅇ ㅈㄴ Out of the blue haha
[Lord Jesus, ‘The king of animals is the tiger.’]
└ Why is there a battle of wild beasts all of a sudden? LOL
└ Ah haha I’m unemployed too, so shouldn’t I join in?
└ You mean it’s just one meal? LOL
└ That unemployed person is not that unemployed person…
└ Oh, I know.
[Lord Jesus, revealing his harmonious daily life with his family.]
└ … It looks neat, but when I look at Jesus’ face, these words come to mind without me realizing it.
└ … ? What?
└ Hey, you’re piled up
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In the 38th round of the league, the match between Real Madrid and FC Barcelona attracted more attention than usual.
Because this is a game that could decide the league title between Real Madrid and FC Barcelona?
Of course, there may be such a reason. The fact that this game was the return game of the Lord Jesus, the god of football, was more important to the public.
Will the Lord Jesus be able to show the same appearance as before after his injury?
Soccer fans around the world watched the match between Real Madrid and Barcelona with curious eyes.
“Hala! Madrid! Hala Jesus!!”
Real Madrid home fans continued to applaud Joo Jesus, who returned to Santiago Bernabeu after completing rehabilitation safely.
While the Lord Jesus slowly moves around the ground and applauds in gratitude to the audience.
The game between the two prepared teams began with the referee’s whistle, and after greeting the home fans, Jesus calmly sat on the bench and watched the game.
The match between both teams was tight.
15 minutes in the first half. Roberto Fabianski, who started as a striker, ‘s right-footed shot threatened FC Barcelona’s goal.
“Puta Madre!!”
Yoo Young-beom succeeded in blocking Roberto Fabianski’s shot, which immediately led to FC Barcelona’s counterattack.
“Puta! Stop it!”
16 minutes in the first half. FC Barcelona succeeded in scoring with a counterattack. Manuel Francis dos Santos, who scored, ran to the corner flag and celebrated.
“Barça!! Barça!! Barça!!”
Santiago Bernabeu fell into silence after conceding too easily a goal to FC Barcelona’s counterattack.
Real Madrid’s players on the ground, Valverde who was giving tactical instructions from the touch line, and the madridistas who visited the stadium all frowned and did not make a sound.
[Real Madrid concedes an early goal. Real Madrid will continue to play a difficult game.]
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There was silence in Real Madrid’s locker room at halftime.
Real Madrid conceded one more goal in the first half and were trailing 2:0 to FC Barcelona.
“In the second half, Bruno Iglesias is out and Jesus is in.”
Valverde designated Bruno Iglesias, who did not show well in the first half, as a replacement.
“Jesus, is it possible to score 3 goals?”
Valverde looked at me with an earnest expression.
I nodded at his earnest look.
“Assalamalaikum”
Anything is possible if you have Allah’s magic hammer.
I massaged my right hand, and Coach Valverde, who was looking at me, muttered to himself.
“… “Where was the stomach medicine?”
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Jesus Joo came on as a replacement for Bruno Iglesias at the start of the second half.
[Ah! Korea’s soccer hero Joo Jesus has appeared on the field!!]
The mood of the home crowd changed instantly upon seeing the Lord Jesus.
The cheering was so loud that it was impossible to imagine the Santiago Bernabeu remaining silent in the first half.
“Madrid, Madrid, Madrid ¡Hala Madrid!”
Jesus Joo was substituted in the 50th minute of the second half thanks to the cheers of the crowd. He succeeded in scoring his comeback goal and Real Madrid’s chasing goal.
[God of soccer!! The Lord Jesus is back in the arena!! The Lord Jesus makes a comeback!! Real Madrid begins to chase FC Barcelona!!]
Joo Jesus, who played as a left-winger, completed a cross with a volley shot. As soon as he scored, he ran to the corner flag and spread his arms.
“Our god is resurrected! You stupid scoundrels! Hurry and bow your head before Him!!”
The madridistas who visited the Santiago Bernabeu offered hymns to their god, who had been resurrected after 10 months.
[Joo Jesus’ cheering song resonates at the Santiago Bernabeu for the first time in a long time!]
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The ground that I returned to after a long time was no different from before. Let’s hand Allah’s magic hammer to the players who try to steal the ball.
“Nuclear Punch-!”
The way has been opened.
“Kuok-!”
The Lord Jesus said: If the road is blocked, just break it.
“Jesus-!!”
Luis Garcia signaled for the ball, but I easily ignored it and opened the Barcelona camp.
“Puta!! “Give me the ball!!”
Let’s cultivate a pioneer spirit and destroy the FC Barcelona camp with force. Before I knew it, I could see the goal guarded by Yoo Young-beom.
Yoo Young-beom approached with a blank expression, narrowing the shooting angle.
As he was the number one contributor to defeating Real Madrid in the last Champions League, his gaps were not easily seen.
But what is it?
If there is no gap, just create a gap.
I pretended to hit the shot and folded it once. While Yoo Young-beom momentarily lost his balance.
He hit a quick shot toward the goal with his right foot out in front.
The ball hit Barcelona’s net.
After scoring the equalizer, I ran to the corner flag.
“Hala Jesus!!”
I could see the crowd chanting my name loudly. I felt the parenting stress that had built up disappearing.
“Ah… “I like soccer.”
And at that time, I heard the Barcelona players singing in my ears.
“… Puta Madre If you like beating people, just go to the UFC.”
I clicked my tongue as I looked at the weak Barcelona players lying on the ground.
“Tsk tsk.”
It’s good to beat people on the soccer field without getting caught by the referee. You don’t know that.
Are you a newbie with less than 100 years of soccer experience?
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75 minutes of the second half. Jesus Joo succeeded in scoring his third goal and a comeback goal for Real Madrid.
The image of the Lord Jesus running to the corner flag and celebrating leisurely was captured on the broadcast screen.
[Jesus scores a hat trick as soon as he returns from injury. And that’s against Real Madrid’s eternal rival, FC Barcelona!!]
FC Barcelona worked hard to score an equalizer, but was unable to break through Real Madrid’s defensive wall.
The game ended with Real Madrid winning.
The perfect resurrection of Joo Jesus, who defeated Barcelona and handed Real Madrid the championship trophy, drew praise from media around the world.
[Real Madrid won the league in the 2042-2043 season]
[Lord Jesus, the god of soccer, delivers a perfect performance in his return game.]
[Jesus’ hat trick that sank FC Barcelona. It took only 20 minutes for him to score the hat trick!]
[Joo Jesus shows his class by scoring a hat trick in his return game.
[The Lord Jesus rejoices in the victory against Barcelona. Opens up about returning earlier than expected. ‘I couldn’t allow Real Madrid, my heart, to lose to Barcelona.’]
[Piazza Cibeles where the Easter event was held. ‘Worship! Our god is back!’]
[Madridista witnesses the resurrection of God at Santiago Bernabeu. ‘God is with you! Hala Madrid!’]
