Chapter 152 – Jesus Heaven, Hell of Disbelief – 3
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The Korean national team, which won three points from Belgium thanks to Jesus Joo’s dramatic winning goal, came to Beijing Walker Stadium after the game and expressed gratitude to the spectators for their enthusiastic support.
“Waaaaa-!”
“Thank you!”
The group greetings are over.
“Wait a minute, I’m going to say hello to my fans before I leave, so go in first.”
The Lord Jesus slowly approached his fans wearing priestly robes and holding a Bible and a cross.
The Lord Jesus’ fans cheered and waved colorful light-emitting cross cheering sticks as the Lord Jesus approached.
“Jesus heaven, disbelief hell!!”
The Lord Jesus expressed his gratitude by saying the words he could not say during the celebration because he was afraid that he would be disciplined by them.
“Allah Hu Akbar!”
The audience stared blankly at the ground for a while with expressions of confusion at the words of the Lord Jesus.
“… Allahu Akbar?”
“What? Does this mean you will commit terrorism?”
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As the match between Korea and Belgium ended, countless articles poured in.
[The Korean national team wins the game against Belgium!!]
└ Keekeeeeek! Get off the ground!!
└ Wow… Your performance is crazy, fuck!
└ Is this Korean soccer? Is this Korean soccer? Is this Korean soccer?
[Watch the highlights of the first match between Korea and Belgium in the group stage.]
└ Kiyaaa! Look at the neat Jesus-type score!
└ Jesus type location selection is crazy;;
└ Ah haha, I’m still angry even after watching that fucking idiot shooting again haha
[Joo Jesus, who led the match to victory against Belgium, comments on the winning goal. ‘The important thing is the heart of not believing.’]
└ The feeling of not trusting (colleagues) haha
└ Kkkk
└ Hey, could it be that Esu-hyung meant it that way?
[Anomaly? NO. Foreign soccer experts have already classified Korea as a strong team!]
Most of the articles were praise for the Korean national team, which took the first step well.
[Solid defense! Shaft! How did Korea become a strong team?!]
[Lord Jesus, is he God? Lord Jesus, is he God? Lord Jesus, is he God?]
└ No, fuck haha, is it okay for a reporter to say something like this in an article? Haha,
└ What kind of article title did you write as a community post? Are you crazy? LOL
And in the match between Germany and Egypt that took place three hours later.
[Oooooh! I went in!! Mohamed Hu! Sein’s magical equalizer to save Egypt from defeat!!!]
Egypt’s new pharaoh. Mohamed Hussein scores an equalizer against Germany and leads Egypt to a draw.
The Korean media began to show excitement as if advancement to the round of 16 had already been confirmed.
[Group E, a series of surprises, Belgium losing to Korea, Germany and Egypt recording draws.]
[Korea’s chances of passing first place in the group stage increase!
[Mohammed Hussein’s equalizing goal virtually confirms Korea’s advancement to the round of 16!]
People who feel anxious due to the excitement in the media are beginning to appear.
[Title: I’m tired. The Korean media started to get excited.]
(List of excited reporters. Jpg)
If we lose, it’s all because of these bastards.
└ Ha… The excitement is inevitable.
└ Please… I want to see you go to the round of 16 with peace of mind ㅠㅠ
└ Still, there is Jesus, so he will win against Egypt haha;;
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The World Cup, known as the world’s festival, opened, and as the games began in earnest, the world’s attention turned to the World Cup.
[Argentina defeats Japan thanks to the performance of Leo Lopez.]
[England’s Richard the Lionheart. After defeating Iran, the Lord Jesus was mentioned in an interview. ‘I want a rematch with Jeju. ‘I will compensate you for the humiliation in the evaluation match.’]
[The Pride of Asia, Korea, the only Asian team to win!]
All 32 countries participating in the World Cup will play one game each, and then it will be time for the host country, China, to play again.
The Chinese spectators said that although the Chinese national team lost against Nigeria, their chances of advancing to the round of 16 were greatly reduced.
They did not give up on advancing to the round of 16 for the first time in the World Cup held in their country.
They cheered passionately, imagining that the national team would advance to the round of 16 through a draw against Spain.
[China, following Nigeria, lost to Spain and became the first country to be eliminated from the competition!]
The Chinese national team tried to draw a draw by showing what they do best, Shaolin soccer.
Spain, which had already been severely inoculated against Shaolin football by the Lord Jesus, skillfully cooked with the Chinese national team.
[Impact! 8 vs 0 China suffered a historic defeat! Angry spectators riot!]
The host country, China, suffered a shocking defeat to Spain and was eliminated from the World Cup just six days after the opening ceremony.
[Chinese soccer fans are angry, shouting for the president of the soccer association and national team players to disperse. ‘We don’t see any hope in Chinese football!’]
Chinese citizens, angry at the riots, blocked the Chinese national soccer team bus and called for the disbandment of the president of the Football Association and the national soccer team.
“We didn’t pay for tickets to see the players give up the game! There is no need for a national team that does not give its best! Disband!”
In such a chaotic situation, Luis Garcia did not forget the Lord Jesus’ request and expressed his gratitude to him in an interview.
[Why did Luis Garcia, who experienced Chinese soccer, express his gratitude to his club teammate Jesus Zhou?]
└ He said he was thankful that he was able to respond to China’s harsh soccer thanks to Jesus. There is no need to click the link to watch the video. There is no content.
└ Thank you. Thanks for saving me time!
└ Is this Cyber Wrecka? Is it a broadcasting station?
└ If you look at broadcasting stations these days, it’s just Lucky Cyber Wrecka haha
└ ㄹㅇ The attitude of making an aggressive castle title and trying to somehow get people to click on the link is like shit.
└ No, but Luis Garcia seems like a crazy guy too. You’re telling me to disperse, but you’re conducting an interview? LOL
└ Is it for no reason that you and Jesus are best friends? Working together is science.
└ ㄹㅇ ㅋㅋ When I saw the shorts on YouTube, he was shouting Allahu Akbar to his fans who were cheering him on with the concept of a Jesus type or priest. ㅋㅋㅋ
└ Ah…
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While the host country, China, was eliminated from the World Cup, Korea’s game is approaching.
Many Korean media viewed Egypt as a weak country that should naturally win.
Actually, Egypt is not a team that can be ignored.
In the past, King Pharaoh Mohamed Salah, who played for the Premier League team Liverpool, was Egyptian. As he is a traditional African powerhouse ranked first in the African Cup of Nations rankings.
This is a team with some potential and a good shot.
The Korean players watched the video of the match against Egypt and Germany analyzed by the coaches and identified players to watch out for.
“Number 10 is the new pharaoh Mohammed Hussein, right?”
While watching the video, Dongjun Kim cautiously opened his mouth. Kim Dong-jun, who had to stop Mohammed Hussein, asked with a stern expression whether he was a little nervous.
I looked at the player he pointed out and nodded.
“Oh, right”
Mohamed Hussein is called the descendant of Mohamed Salah and is nicknamed the second Salah and New Pharaoh at Borussia Dortmund.
He is a very good player that many big clubs are currently drooling over because he is a crack dribbler who has excellent goal-making ability and can break through in tight spaces.
Because I had experience playing at the same club as Mohammed Hussein in the past.
“Why? Are you worried? “I know Mohammed Hussein’s weakness. Shall I tell you?”
“… Do you really know?”
I told the stern-faced Kim Dong-jun about Mohammed Hussein’s secret weakness.
“That guy’s weak point is the solar plexus. You just have to hit the solar plexus hard.”
“Ah! Really, don’t be a dick. “Tell me properly!”
He didn’t believe me.
No, why don’t you understand this?
If it’s a single hit to the solar plexus, the opponent gets a hit (injury) and I also get a hit (red card).
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Just a few days after Kim Dong-jun and Lord Jesus had a conversation.
The match between Korea and Egypt was held at Pudong Stadium in Shanghai.
[There are only 3 minutes left. Not much time left until Korea secures the round of 16!]
There was a bit of a crisis in the game.
[Early in the first half, Kim Dong-jun’s elbow hit Mohammed Hussein’s solar plexus, and he was sent off, putting the team in danger. The players are coming together to overcome the crisis!]
The Korean national team is thanks to the performance of Jesus Christ.
[Especially Joo Jesus! In this match against Egypt, he showed great activity in both offense and defense!]
[Really, doesn’t our Lord Jesus say that when parents talk about their children, they do well but don’t put in effort? This is a player that really fits the bill!! He is a player who is good at everything he does!!]
[That’s right, and if the game ends like this, the main players can now be given a rest in the final game against Germany. Since this is a single-game tournament, the advantage of conserving stamina cannot be ignored!]
[As I speak, Mohammed Hussein begins to break through! It’s dangerous! Korea must be stopped!!]
[Mohammed Hussein shoots! Youngbeom Yoo! Youngbeom Yoo blocks Mohamed Hussein’s shot! A super save worth a fortune!!]
A safe victory against Egypt confirmed the round of 16.
[And the game is over! As soon as goalkeeper Yoo Young-beom catches the ball, the referee blows his whistle to end the game! Korea succeeds in advancing to the round of 16 for the first time in 12 years!!]
