Chapter 143 – Eve’s Eve – 3
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As soon as Joo Jesus scored, Real Madrid fans erupted in cheers.
“Madrid! Madrid! Hala Madrid!!”
The madridistas cried out his name as they saw the Lord Jesus leading the team to victory with only his individual abilities.
“Real Madrid’s new arrow! NO.9 Jejus!!”
Referee Marx swallowed his sleep as he watched the celebration of the Lord Jesus.
“Okay… Is that a crowd provocation? Isn’t it?”
Are you crazy enough to throw punch potatoes at your own team’s supporters?
If the Madrid crowd hadn’t laughed and punched me, I would have given a warning…
Referee Marx, who had been worrying alone, soon reached self-justification.
“A ghost is wandering the grounds. “The ghost called Jejus”
He decided that what he saw was the divine hand of the Lord Jesus, so he closed his eyes and turned away from making a judgment about his fist.
“Fuck off!!”
When Joo Jesus scored and the gap with Real Madrid widened to 3 points again, Chelsea’s players became impatient.
The game resumed and all Chelsea players rushed into the Real Madrid camp.
Coach Matthias Eisle, who took office at Chelsea last season, also adopted an aggressive substitution strategy of subtracting defenders and adding attackers.
[Chelsea will have a player replacement. Ah! They’re taking out defenders and putting in more attackers! In fact, except for the two center backs and the goalkeeper, all players move up to the Real Madrid half.]
Real Madrid coach Valverde, who was watching the scene, looked at the game time on the electronic display board.
[Real Madrid 4:1 Chelsea. 75 minutes of the second half.]
He cast his proprietary tactic, 10 Back.
[Real Madrid will also have a player replacement. Ah! That’s it for Joo Jesus. Jesus Joo is out and Sebastian Kessier is coming in.]
“Wheeeeek-! Hala Jejus!”
[The Real Madrid crowd gives a standing ovation to Joo Jesus, who recorded an incredible performance of 3 goals and 1 assist in the Champions League final.]
“Viva La Jesus!” Viva La Jesus! “
As the madridistas applauded him, Jesus said thank you and was replaced by Sebastian Kessier.
[Sebastien Kessie is a young center back from the Ivory Coast. He’s a very physical player. And so did Luis Garcia and Iker Bravo. Coach Valverde is using all of his replacement cards.]
└ Ah haha fuck haha our Goddong is so cool that he destroys the 100 with less than 15 minutes left with a 3 goal lead
└ Damn that’s cool. Sportsmanship is something you don’t want to eat, you bastards.
└ Are Chelsea fans angry? Still, isn’t it better than Jesus going to the corner flag and kicking the butt? LOL
└ Tskkkk honestly, I think it would be a bit ugly if that shit happened in the Champions League finals kkkk
└ It was fun for us to watch, but the opposing team was really upset haha
└ If that doesn’t make you angry, are you even human?
Valverde was caught on the broadcast camera, and due to his long career as a player and coach, he instinctively felt that the broadcast camera was filming him and quietly muttered with a solemn expression.
“Whoa… 2nd consecutive Champions League loss. “Maybe I am a master?”
Due to the two managers’ tactics and substitution cards, the game was played for a while with Real Madrid defending Chelsea’s waves of attacks.
Although Chelsea gave up a chasing goal in the 83rd minute of the second half, Real Madrid successfully won its second consecutive Champions League title with a final score of 4:2.
Beep-! Beep-! Beep!!
[The game is over! Final score 4:2 Real Madrid defeats Chelsea in the Champions League final and becomes European champion!!]
[Continuing from last season, Real Madrid succeeds in winning the UEFA Champions League for the second time in a row.]
At the following awards ceremony, the Lord Jesus once again lifted the trophy.
[Ah-! Continuing from last season, Joo Jesus is lifting the Big Ear again!]
[2041-2042 Champions League winner is Real Madrid!!!]
[Hey! Lord Jesus player! It’s really fun to lift the trophy!]
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As soon as the match between Real Madrid and Chelsea ended.
The soccer community began to burn with Real Madrid’s second consecutive Champions League victory and Joo Jesus’ second consecutive top scorer.
[Title: Shock Real Madrid lost to Chelsea in Champions League final…]
Shocked by the obvious victory…
└ Shocked that no one paid attention…
└ Shocked by receiving a bomb…
[Title: Fuck. If it weren’t for Patrasche, wouldn’t we have lost 4 times in a row in the Champions League? Jesus-type Champions League top scorer seems to have been four times in a row.]
That bitch is the problem.
└ Is that year’s name Patras? ㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋ When did you become a dog?
└ … ? Isn’t it Patrasche?
└ I’m Patricia haha. She’s a bitch, but would you change a person’s name to a dog? Haha,
└ Patrasche is the name of the dog raised by Jesus brother haha
└ But ㄹㅇ If it weren’t for that bitch Patricia, we would have been able to win 4 times in a row. Jesus-hyung becoming the top scorer for 4 consecutive years is a foregone conclusion haha
└ Have you seen the odds on Korea winning this World Cup? Haha, even if you bet on Korea winning, you only get 20 times the amount haha
└ Damn haha, you must have guessed 200 times wrong.
Due to the fast-moving nature of the Internet, Real Madrid’s two-game losing streak in the Champions League quickly faded.
Instead, another story began to circulate.
After entering the big league, the place where Jesus Joo’s performance, consistently bombing the league and Champions League, was most quickly reflected was on a professional sports betting site.
[Title: Wow… Is it ㄹㅇ? Why are Korea’s winning dividends so low?]
I was thinking of doing some patriotic betting. I can only eat 20 times as much? LOL
└ Hey… We were a soccer powerhouse? LOL
└ Well, after reporting on Jesus’ performance in the Champions League final, the media said that Korea is also a candidate for the championship, so haha
└ Ah… I didn’t know about patriotic betting. ㄲㅂ;;
[Title: ?: Asia is a soccer periphery.]
(A collection of Europeans dissing Asia as a soccer periphery. Jpg)
Those nosy bastards say Asia is a soccer outskirt, but they’re honest about their money!!
└ LOL You can’t just throw money into the air LOL
└ But isn’t betting on Korea winning something in the air? Haha,
└ Ah haha I guess I should also place a patriotic bet first.
While the World Cup was going on.
Real Madrid’s victory parade has come to an end.
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As soon as the victory celebration parade ended, I immediately got on a plane and joined the training center in Paju, South Korea.
The South Korean national team was convened on May 21st and was training. I was a little late joining the team because I was playing in the Champions League final.
Coach Utilike tried to give me a short vacation, but I flatly refused because the World Cup was just around the corner.
Naturally, the news that he was giving up his short vacation and immediately joining the Paju Training Center became an article.
[Jesus, Jesus gave up his vacation and immediately joined the Paju Training Center.]
[Return of the King’s Lord Jesus enters Paju Training Center wearing a dragon robe]
[The Lord Jesus reveals his aspirations in an interview with reporters. ‘The goal for this year’s World Cup in China is to place 3rd or higher.’]
After briefly making promises to reporters in front of the training center and entering the training ground, players I was close with came up to me and congratulated me on winning my second consecutive UEFA Champions League title and becoming the top scorer.
“Amigo-! Congratulations on winning the Champions League? “Thank you so much, thank you!”
When I greeted Ko Seok-jun, who plays for Germany, in Spanish, he looked at me with a dumb expression.
“You crazy guy, why are you suddenly speaking so damn Spanish!”
I asked that guy about the national team atmosphere.
“How is the national team atmosphere?”
“Hmm… I think it’s pretty good, right? “I’m not sure because it’s my first World Cup this year.”
I felt a little relieved when I heard a positive response.
“In the first place, you idiot! Does it make sense for the captain to join last?”
“Ah! If you’re wondering, you should have made it to the Champions League final!!”
Not long after.
Coach Utilike came to the training ground and training took place.
“Fuck! Choi-! “Press harder!”
Since I had just joined the team and was excluded from the evaluation match to be held three days later, I watched the players’ tactical training while attending training sessions focused on recovering their condition.
“Ah, that’s not how soccer is played…”
