Chapter 140 – ATM – 4
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The moment when Atletico Madrid’s goal was shaken by Joo Jesus’ shot.
The crowd at Civitas Metropolitano erupted in boos.
“Booooo-! If you’re going to play soccer like that, just hit it, you bastards!!”
Their boos were not directed at the cute and cuddly Mr. Nuclear Warhead Joo Jesus, who declared a pre-emptive hat trick, but at Atletico Madrid’s players and coach who were being helplessly beaten by Joo Jesus.
“Paulo Nesta! “You pasta bastard, what on earth are you doing!!”
In a situation where the lead was two points, the mentality of Atlético Madrid’s players, who even heard the crowd booing, was not good.
“Booooo-!”
Their play became more impatient and rougher as time passed.
Sigh-!
“Ahh!”
Rafael Obrador fell to the ground due to Diego Torres’ rough tackle.
When the referee declared a foul, Diego Torres looked at Rafael Obrador, who had fallen to the ground, with an annoyed expression on his face.
“Don’t waste time, wake up you son of a bitch!”
Diego Torres, who thought he was delaying time, tried to force Rafael Obrador up, and Real Madrid players were enraged by Torres’ unsportsmanlike behavior.
“Whoa, hold on!”
Before they knew it, the Lord Jesus came running and intervened to mediate the dispute.
[This is a fairly rare scene. Jesus Joo is stopping the fight!]
└ What is it? Is tomorrow the last day on Earth? ㄷㄷ;;
└ Fuck. Fucked. I don’t have ramen at home!
└ What is it that makes my teammates so embarrassed? LOL
└ Sergio Pepe looks like there’s a fly in his mouth haha
The Real Madrid players were taken aback by the unusual appearance of Jesus Christ and looked at him blankly.
Meanwhile, the referee gave a warning to Diego Torres, calmed the crowd of players, and sent them back to their respective positions.
The Lord Jesus made eye contact with the referee and stuck out his thumb. The referee gave me a grateful look with an expression that asked, “What are you doing?”
[Joo Jesus, who stopped the fight, quickly runs to the attack camp.]
└ What is it? Why are you running so hard?
└ Jesus type… We are so unfamiliar with my brother playing so hard!
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73rd minute of the second half.
As the game neared the end, Valverde tried to replace me.
“No-!”
Normally, I would have said “Thank you” And gone home as soon as I was replaced, but I couldn’t do that this time. With tears in my eyes, I shook my head and made it clear to Valverde that I refused to be replaced.
“… What is it?”
Valverde looked at me with a puzzled expression.
“No!!”
To Valverde, who was embarrassed, I once again firmly refused to be replaced, and Valverde called Leo Lopez back to the bench with a shocked expression.
Leo Lopez looked disappointed.
I feel a little sorry for Leo Lopez who wants to play, but I can’t help it.
“Damn, did I announce a hat trick for no reason?”
If I announce a hat-trick and then get replaced like this, I’ll end up like a man who couldn’t keep his word.
The man Lord Jesus, a man like a symbol of trust who keeps every word he utters.
That should never happen.
“Whoa, hold on!”
Anyway, because of that factor, I quickly ran over to stop the players from both teams who were trying to fight and even received a thank you from the referee.
I, the Lord Jesus, the apostle of peace who stopped the fight and the god of soccer, continued to demand fighting spirit from the Real Madrid players who were trying to kill time by slowing down the tempo in order to score additional points.
“You bastards! Don’t slow down the tempo! We are Real Madrid! Are you going to be satisfied with just two goals against Atletico Madrid?!”
Is it because you were stimulated by my words?
The mood of the game gradually turned towards Real Madrid.
80 minutes of the second half.
Vladimir Rajovic immediately launched a counterattack, punishing the Atletico Madrid striker who invaded Real Madrid’s camp.
Vladimir Rajovic’s long pass flew toward the space in front where Bruno Iglesias was running.
Bruno Iglesias stably kept Vladimir Rajovic’s pass. Atletico Madrid’s side defender Luca Netz quickly blocked the path of Bruno Iglesias when the ball was headed towards him.
“Give me the ball!!”
I cut in behind Luca Nets, point to the space in front and demand a pass from Bruno Iglesias.
“Puta! “Mark Jejus!”
Bruno Iglesias’ through ball was headed precisely toward the space in front of me.
I ran quickly and got the ball. Let’s hit the ball that can be felt from behind and then gently pull it back with the drag bag.
Sigh-!
A sliding tackle from Diego Velazquez, Paulo Nesta’s partner center back, passed where the ball was.
Due to Diego Velázquez’s sliding tackle, Atletico Madrid players were already in position in the penalty box.
I was able to see Atletico Madrid’s defense team defending systematically rather than rushing in.
Seeing what looked like two buses parked, I sighed softly and slowly walked over to the corner flag and struck.
Yes, if you don’t come, I won’t go either.
You end up just becoming a man.
The shell that started with that mindset had very, very minor problems.
“Booooo-! “You rotten bastard!!”
Fortunately, the location was near the corner flag where the Atletico Madrid crowd was located.
“Fuck you, you son of a bitch!!”
When I saw the spectator pointing an abusive finger at me, I immediately told the assistant referee.
“Sunsaeng! “That bastard is swearing?”
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[… Jesus Joo creates a corner kick again. Jesus Joo is smiling brightly and talking with Luka Savic.]
“Booooo-!!”
[Again Luka Savic gives the ball to Jesus Joo. The Lord Jesus immediately turns his back! A huge boo erupts from the audience watching that scene.]
└ No, Jesus why are you doing that there haha
└ If I don’t provoke you even for a day, thorns will grow in my mouth…
[… By the way, Joo Jesus’ physical strength is really amazing.]
“Puta-!!”
[Yes, I hold on with my body for a while, but if I lose my balance, I immediately hit the opponent and create a corner kick again, right? If this happens, the opponent will be delighted.]
└ I think the fans are more excited?
└ ㄹㅇ I love the man in front of Jesus Christ, I’m dying haha
After delaying the game for about two minutes, Jesus moved slowly and positioned himself outside the penalty box with an expression that he enjoyed everything.
[Joo Jesus is located outside the penalty box. He looks like he’s really enjoying soccer.]
[Isn’t enjoying soccer like that the style of play that symbolizes Joo Jesus?]
[Yes, that’s right. Those who work hard cannot overcome those who enjoy! As we speak, Luka Savic crosses!!]
[Vladimir Rajovic’s header!! It hits the golfer and pops out!!]
[Once again, Luis Garcia’s shot! Aaaaah-! Diego Velázquez blocks it with his body!! The ball hasn’t gone out yet!!]
[Rafael Obrador’s cross caught the ball!! Goalkeeper Vandevoort kicks it away with a punch!!]
[Ugh-! The ball that was cleared is headed to Joo Jesus!!]
[The Lord Jesus’ shooting-!! Goooool-!! In the end, Jesus succeeds in scoring a hat trick as he had predicted!]
“Madrid! Madrid! Hala Madrid!!”
[Real Madrid fans at the away stadium burst into cheers!!]
[And… As the commentator said, Civitas Metropolitano Stadium is becoming a sea of fire. Atletico Madrid fans, angry at Joo Jesus’ hat trick, burst into flames.]
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End of game
Real Madrid 3:1 Atletico Madrid.
[Coach Valverde opened his mouth with a relieved expression in response to Jesus’ refusal to replace him. ‘There are many people trying to create a wedge between me and Jejus. But there is nothing wrong with my relationship with Jejus. He is the best striker and great player. All I have to do on this team is manage his cards and not be stressed by his antics.’]
[Emile Zola’s mid-range goal to restore his pride at the end of the game.]
[Paulo Nesta leaves the stadium with a stern expression as the home fans boo him.]
[A game with a famous feast and lots of food, Jesus Christ announced a hat-trick, a hat-trick, and a tell-all.]
[Atlético Madrid fan condemns Joo Jesus’ actions. ‘He was not manly at all. Acts that delay time and even tell-tale signs.’]
[Jesus scored a hat trick in the Derby Madrileño. ‘Atletico Madrid is like an ATM. If you beat them up, you get a scoring bonus.’]
