Chapter 137 – ATM-1
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Many soccer fans paid attention to the news that Messi, known as the god of soccer, had broken his record. Frankfurt, a German club that fell victim to the record, expressed regret but congratulated Joo Jesus on achieving the record.
In particular, Jesus Joo’s fourth goal boasted a huge number of views, and it was said that he was likely to win this year’s Puskas Award. Korean netizens gave Joo Jesus the nickname of a man who brought money shooting to life.
“And… “Fuck, isn’t this money shot?”
“It’s crazy. “It’s possible to make money in real life.”
Even those who agree that Jesus is a great prospect but are not at the level of Messi, expressed their admiration for the record that Jesus has achieved this time.
“Puta! But it still doesn’t work for the Messiah!”
“… But the last game was killer.”
And it’s not for showing them.
[What a goal-!! The god of Real Madrid is trying to become the god of soccer!!]
Jesus Joo once again proved his soccer skills to the world by scoring 6 goals in a La Liga game.
[고오오오오르르 고오오오오오르 고오오오오르 고오오오오르 고오오오오르 위대한, 위대한, 제주스가 라리가에서도 6골을 집어넣었습니다. It doesn’t make sense. I can’t believe it. Who the hell can stop this player! Jejus Jejus Jejus!!]
[It’s a pity that Jesus didn’t play at the same time as Lionel Messi. Of course, Cristiano Ronaldo is also a great player. But I don’t think I can keep up with Jeju’s performance now.]
Due to Joo Jesus’ crazy behavior of eating dog food and drinking heavily, people began to wonder if he had taken doping-related drugs rather than dog food.
[Real Madrid reveals Jeju’s doping test results.]
The Royal Spanish Football Association and Real Madrid quickly extinguished their suspicions by announcing the results of Jesus Christ’s doping test.
[Dios del Real Madrid! The God of Madrid scores a hat trick once again!!]
And even while the doping test results were being announced, Jesus Joo’s continued performance led to an incident where some players ended up eating dog food.
[Breaking News] Football player from Championship Blackburn Rovers runs to emergency room with stomachache after eating dog food, ]
[Breaking News] Arsenal prospect goes to the emergency room after eating dog food.]
└ Kkkk I ate dog food from the dog house kkkk
└ Haha
└ Why does the Arsenal prospect eat dog food lol
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Time goes by really fast.
It doesn’t seem like it’s been that long since I had an upset stomach after eating dog food, but before I know it, the season is already over.
I slowly recalled the past.
Ha… A lot has happened in the meantime.
He worked hard to cover up the dog food issue and used his skills to create an issue, but as a result, he was suspected of doping and voluntarily underwent a rigorous doping test to clear the suspicion.
[Real Madrid and the Royal Spanish Football Association release the results of Jesus’ doping test. No abnormalities in doping test results.]
Well, of course, the results showed that there was no problem. Just when I thought the dog food incident would end well.
“Fuck. “Why are you eating dog food?”
At some point, there were dog food colleagues who followed me and ate dog food.
[Breaking News] Why Arsenal prospect ate dog food. ‘Because I want to be good at soccer like Jeju.’]
[Why did Jejus become good at soccer? ‘Dog food?’]
[Jejus Agency sues the dog food manufacturing company that promoted it as the dog food eaten by Jejus.]
Every time they went to the hospital after eating dog food, my name came up and down, and I felt like my efforts to cover up the dog food issue had been in vain, which wasn’t a very pleasant feeling.
[Real Madrid midfielder, who requested anonymity, said, ‘I tried dog food too, but it didn’t taste good. I don’t understand why I gave up on this.’]
[Luka Savic laughs at Luis Garcia during an interview. ‘You idiot, then why did you eat dog food?’]
With my dog food issue never going to subside, I eventually gave up everything and started enjoying the soccer god meme of eating dog food with the mindset of making money.
[Jesus. At the same time as acquiring the dog food manufacturing company that was sued, we began developing dog food brand products that Jeju eats.]
[Colchester United manager Pedro Rodriguez expresses his dissatisfaction with the club owner. ‘Use your business money to support the team more, you rotten club owner.’]
Anyway, the dog food business that started like that was bought by famous sports players, who posted a video of themselves eating dog food the day before the game on social media and then played the game.
It became a trend when some players showed perfect performance in the game.
And even YouTubers and influencers jumped on board with this wave.
[LIVE) Title: Let’s eat the dog food made by Brother Jesus.]
-Wow, this is so fucking delicious? It’s a real rice thief!
└ Hahalook at your dog behind you haha
└ ?: Why is this guy eating my food so deliciously?
└ Dog food can’t be delicious. Is it a back advertisement?
-No, this is really delicious?
└ I also tried it to feed our Bomi, and it was really delicious. I ate it all.
└ Why are you eating that? .
[Title: U, I once ate rice made by my husband.]
-And… Guys, is this really delicious?
-Drink it? Mom!! Yohan too!!
– … Bruise.
└ LOL Patrasche is so fucking pitiful LOL
└ ㄹㅇ It’s so pitiful lol Now the whole family is stealing the dog food lol
I was able to make a lot of money.
“This is why companies do star marketing.”
For reference, most of the money earned was reinvested in new product development costs and sponsorship costs to appease Colchester United, who were dissatisfied.
[Dog food brand Patrasche now also makes food for humans, Patrasche is expanding its business with meal kits!]
[Colchester United unveils next season’s uniform. Patrasche, a dog food brand run by Jeju, is a sponsor company, making it a hot topic.]
Anyway, I lived my life working hard in both business and soccer.
“… Jesus, let’s find a professional manager. My brother doesn’t know about companies. “I don’t think my brother runs a company.”
“Then, find someone capable.”
Currently.
The lazy evil people started insulting me who had lived hard.
“Booooo-! Stop selling stupid Jejus dog food!”
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Just before the start of the Derby Madrileño at Atlético Madrid’s home stadium, Atletico Madrid fans prepared a warm welcome to the Lord Jesus.
They gathered products from Patrasche, a dog food brand known to be run by the Lord Jesus, and burned them the moment a Real Madrid bus passed by, mocking the Lord Jesus.
“Booooo-! “Stupid Jesus, no one eats the dog food you made!!”
“Why are you eating something this tasteless?!”
Seeing this, the Lord Jesus smiled brightly and gave his thumbs up.
“Hey… You buy something like that and burn it. “Are you really thankful?”
Jesus entered the stadium with a grateful heart to the Atletico Madrid fans who helped increase sales for his business.
Atletico Madrid’s home fans who filled Atletico Madrid’s home stadium, Civitas Metropolitano, booed Joo Jesus loudly as he began to warm up.
“Booooo-! Stop selling stupid Jejus dog food!”
“I heard that all Real Madrid guys eat dog food at lunchtime?”
As Jesus was seen kissing the hands of Atletico Madrid fans who were booing him, referee Ricardo de Burgos Bengoechea, who was in charge of the game, swore with sad eyes.
“Puta Madre… “Why am I the referee of this game?”
The game began with the referee lamenting his condition.
“Booooo-!”
The crowd cheers every time Jesus catches the ball. He booed.
[Every time Joo Jesus catches the ball, there is a lot of booing.]
[Isn’t this Ace’s fate? Even Atletico Madrid fans know this. Who is dangerous when catching the ball?]
The Lord Jesus responded to the boos from the audience
[The Lord Jesus pushes aside Paulo Nesta, who stands in the way! Diego Velazquez quickly steps up to cover! Even Diego Velázquez was passed over and shoouuuuut!!!!]
He responded with a goal.
[Aaaaa! The first goal of the Lord Jesus!!! Real Madrid is starting to take the lead!!!}
Joo Jesus, who succeeded in scoring, ran to the corner flag where the Atletico Madrid fans were.
[… Yes. Joo Jesus is performing a novel celebration.]
I lifted one leg while lying down.
[Sigh…]
“#*(@*%*@!!!”
His face turned red, and he barked at the angry Atletico Madrid fan.
“Woof?”
