Chapter 135 – Champions League Round of 16 2nd Leg Frankfurt – 1
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Many soccer fans paid attention to the news of Real Madrid’s shocking defeat in the first leg of the Champions League round of 16.
[Shocking Real Madrid defeat. The feud between the Lord Jesus and Valverde? Why was the Lord Jesus excluded from the list?]
They were curious as to why Jesus Zhou did not play in the game and learned of the news of Jesus Zhou’s injury.
[Real Madrid announces news of Jesus’ injury. But are the details secret?]
Reporters began to investigate how the Lord Jesus was injured.
The Lord Jesus tried to lie about the circumstances of his injury, but was eventually caught by reporters.
[Shock] Jesus got a stomachache after eating dog food. Why did he steal the dog food?]
That’s how the dog food incident was revealed all over the world.
[The butterfly effect caused by dog food, suffering a shocking defeat at Real Madrid’s home stadium, Santiago Bernabeu.]
[Why are sports stars crazy about dog food? A reporter experienced it once.]
[Before the Lord Jesus, who were the sports stars who suffered stomachaches after eating dog food?]
In the past, the names of sports stars who got stomachaches after eating dog food for fun are appearing in the media.
In Korea, the home of the Lord Jesus, a new nickname was given to the Lord Jesus.
[Title: Brother Dog Food Boy, how are you feeling?]
Written by: Madridista with 40 years of tradition.
Are you okay?
But I just can’t understand it.
Why on earth did you eat that?
This Seabolom?
└ Looking at Jesus’ social media, I heard that you ate it because you were curious about what it tasted like?
└ But honestly, I’m curious about the taste. ㅇㅈ?
└ A normal person wouldn’t eat it just because they were curious;;;
└ LOL Curiosity Demon King
└ In the past, tennis players also had stomachaches after eating dog food.
└ Still, the player played safely.
└ LOL The reason why I couldn’t participate in the game is so ridiculous LOL I ate dog food LOL I got an upset stomach LOL
Fortunately, Dogbab Namju Jesus recovered safely soon after and returned to the training ground and began to improve his condition again.
“No way! Amigo! “What on earth does dog food taste like?”
“Jesura Balbata!”
“Ugh!”
Even though he taught the ill-mannered Luis Garcia how to behave well, Jesus Joo’s dissatisfaction did not subside, and he took part in the 24th round of the league against Valencia.
[The God of Real Madrid is back! As soon as he returned, Jesus scored a hat trick and gave Real Madrid victory!!]
[It’s just amazing, he’s a striker with incredible goal-scoring ability.]
After scoring 3 goals in 30 minutes in the first half, I ran to the bathroom.
“Everyone gets out of my face!!!”
[As soon as Joo Jesus is substituted out, he rushes to the bathroom.]
[Yes… I guess my body hasn’t fully recovered yet.]
└ Ugh… The smell of poop!
└ Guys, if you poop after eating dog food, is it dog poop?
└ LOL I’m doing dog poop LOL
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While my condition, which had gone to hell due to an upset stomach, is slowly recovering. Before we knew it, the second leg of the Champions League round of 16 was approaching.
In Frankfurt, Germany, known as the gateway to Europe, fans cheering for Eintracht Frankfurt were marching in the streets singing cheering songs even before the game started.
“Im Herzen von Europa liegt me in Frankfurt am Main”
They entered the Deutsche Bank Park, the home stadium of Eintracht Frankfurt, which holds about 50,000 people, and cheered enthusiastically.
“Töte Real Madrid!!”
They booed me loudly when I went out to the ground and warmed up.
“Stupid Jejus who eats like dog food! “You can’t even keep up with the boom!”
“Jesus töten (Kill Jesus!!)”
The Bundesliga has a deep connection with legendary Korean soccer players, and the representative team among them was Eintracht Frankfurt.
They took the name of a player who was their legend and compared him to me, making fun of him.
I nodded quietly to their words.
Ah. Maybe it’s because I’m a Confucian boy who strictly follows the rules of etiquette, but it’s not easy for me to object to those words.
In response to Frankfurt’s provocation, I found peace by quietly reflecting on the Analects of Young master engraved deep in my heart.
“Young master said.”
Before we knew it, the start time for the game had arrived.
I slowly moved to the center circle and waited for the referee to blow the whistle to start the game.
“Act first and act afterward. (A gentleman must act before speaking, and then speak accordingly.)”
As soon as the referee whistled, he delivered the ball to Luis Garcia and ran straight into the attacking third.
I had faith that Luis Garcia would somehow send the ball my way, so I handed him the ball.
In fact, if I were to choose the best player in Real Madrid, our teamwork is so fantastic that I would choose Luis Garcia.
If Luka Savic, the second player in the pass shuttle, is a pass that makes everyone comfortable, the pass of Luis Garcia, the first player, is the type of pass that only a talented, great striker like me can receive.
So, if I play with players other than myself, I have no choice but to show a slightly disappointing performance.
Well, it’s me, no matter how creative he is, my experience and years of experience cannot be ignored. I somehow managed to catch his pass accurately.
If that guy was on the Korean national team, wouldn’t he have been to the World Cup finals at least once in his life?
The regret was so great that I thought that way.
Anyway, as if repaying my trust, Luis Garcia succeeded in stabbing me with a pass.
I placed my heel on a pass flying slightly backwards, moved the ball forward, and opened a path with a soft touch (physics).
Poop-!
“A Billion-!”
“Young master Punch!!”
As Young master said, a gentleman must act first. First, I lightly stroked the solar plexus of the defender blocking my path and opened the way to the goal.
“Friend, can you get out of the way? Oh, you already got out of the way.”
Peter Worth, who was in charge of refereeing the second leg of the Champions League round of 16, was clearly tolerant of physical fights as a British referee.
He shook his head in response to the protest of his fallen German friend and declared no foul.
While the referee was shaking his head, I avoided Oliver Hoffman’s tackle, entered the penalty box, and scored a sensational chip shot over the height of my trusty German goalkeeper.
The ball floated, avoiding the goalkeeper’s hand and shaking the net.
After the game started, Frankfurt’s home stadium, Deutsche Bank Park, fell into silence due to Real Madrid’s chasing goal less than two minutes later.
There were only a few Real Madrid away fans in the stadium screaming, and I knocked the ball out of the net and ran to the halfway line, exchanging high-fives with my teammates.
“Vamos-!! “There’s still a long way to go!!”
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The Korean broadcasters cheered when Joo Jesus scored as soon as the game started.
[Gooooo! Jesus Joo succeeds in scoring just 2 minutes into the game!!]
[Wow, Luis Garcia’s pass was good, but Joo Jesus’ overwhelming soccer sense was that he received it like that and managed to score! Kiya- I’m amazed even when I see it again!]
[If you look at it, Luis Garcia’s pass was slightly short, right? Joo Jesus scores a goal with his fantastic soccer sense. Oh, of course, it’s not that Luis Garcia’s passes were lacking. He is such a creative player that it is no exaggeration to say that, except for Luis Garcia, there is no player who can accurately give it to Jejus in that situation.]
[That’s right, this is Joo Jesus, who showed off Luis Garcia’s creative passes with a sensible play without being embarrassed!]
[Ah. Jesus Joo’s chip shot also went in very cleanly.
Real Madrid, who succeeded in scoring by shaking the net early in the morning, attempted to press forward strongly as soon as Frankfurt, who was dumbfounded by the sudden blow, kicked off.
[Real Madrid is putting a lot of pressure on the front line, and the Frankfurt players can be seen looking embarrassed.]
[Oh-! Frankfurt’s Ryunosuke Hasebe is pushed down by Joo Jesus! Referee Peter Worth judged it to be a legal fight! Real Madrid’s counterattack!]
[Joo Jesus stabs the ball in front of Iker Bravo, who has been playing as a starter for the first time in a long time!!]
[The Lord Jesus’ perfect killer pass! Iker Bravo! You have an exclusive opportunity one-on-one with the goalkeeper!!]
Iker Bravo calmly kicked a shot through the crotch of the rushing goalkeeper and hit the net.
[Gooooo! Iker Bravo scores! The assist is the Lord Jesus of Korea!!]
He ran to Joo Jesus, who assisted his goal, and celebrated with him.
[Real Madrid quickly ties the total score!!]
[That’s right! And at the center of it all is Korea’s Joo Jesus!!]
