Chapter 134 – A Man Who Feeds His Dog Well.
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[Title: Noshow’s intuitive review.]
First, I will release the authentication photo to prevent suspicion of a mastermind.
(Certification of Taegeukgi and uniform autograph received from Jesus brother. Jpg)
(My appearance captured on the broadcast camera during the no-show of Jesus. Jpg)
For your information, when I arrived at the site, I was thinking that I was lucky and blessed because Jesus brother was not disciplined.
My first overseas trip was made with the money I saved while serving in the military in the communications battalion under the direct control of the division. And the first intuition.
After sleeping with excitement, thinking that heaven was helping me, I headed to the stadium the next day.
(Santiago Bernabeu photo. Jpg)
I entered the Santiago Bernabeu with an excited heart. Of course, I thought that Jesus would be playing in the game, so I took out the national flag from my bag, right?
But strangely, I thought something was strange when Jesus was shaking his body on the ground, and he slowly approached us as if he had seen the Taegeukgi.
He came up to me and said that he was starting on the bench for this game and that he might not play in the game (FYI, he also has a handsome voice like Jesus. Look for the alpha man who has it all).
After that, I signed it and returned to the bench.
(Photo of Jesus sleeping on a bench. Jpg)
And in the 60th minute of the second half, Brother Jesus, who was sleeping on the bench, woke up and tried to relieve himself, and firecrackers exploded from his head and I let out a loud cheer without even realizing it.
(Real Madrid fans stand up and cheer as Jesus relaxes. Jpg)
As Jesus warmed up, the Real Madrid fans also really liked it. Suddenly, the Spanish guy next to me hugged me and gave me an unexpected hug. LOL
But when he looked inside the man’s armpits, I was disgusted.
Anyway, I was so excited that I was singing the cheering song, and suddenly Jesus came running towards me.
I was feeling something really embarrassing,
Sure enough.
Suddenly Brother Jesus looked in my direction and put his downpour. When I listened to it again on the air, it said it was a no-show. Damn it.
It was so ridiculous.
I didn’t feel bad, I just burst out laughing because it was so ridiculous.
When Jesus looked at us with a grin on his face, I felt like punching him in the back of the head, but I held back after seeing how physical he was. (Fuck. Is that Asian?)
Anyway, after the game, when he bought me a meal, I felt that a tier 1 soccer player with a tough personality is different.
Conclusion.
(Picture of eating with Jesus brother. Jpg)
Ah~ it’s a bitch!!
For your information, Yohan is really cute.
└Did you tear off the ribs? Fuck?
└ It’s not ribs, but I don’t know exactly what it is. Anyway, I bought something really delicious.
└ I’m jealous of dogs… I even built up memories perfectly.
└ Is Yohan cute? Growing a lot?
└ ㅇㅇ You speak really well? Are you still my uncle? He asked, I was embarrassed like a fool, so Jesus wasn’t my uncle. He didn’t have any money, so Yohan immediately lost interest in me.
└ HahaYohan must have a lot of money to be an uncle haha
└ ㅠㅠㅠㅠA world where you can’t even be an uncle if you’re poor ㅠㅠㅠㅠ
└ Haha
└ How in the world would a child be educated at home so that he or she is already such a snob…
└ Ah, ma’am, please educate your children well. Fuck ㅡ
└ ㄹㅇㅋㅋ They even care about the education of other people’s children.
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Real Madrid scored one goal in the first half of the game against Elche, and when I started to warm up, they scored one more goal against Elche, who became more stressed, and won with a total score of 2:0.
At that time, a Korean student who came to the stadium after the game looked a little poor and pitiful, so I bought him a meal.
Let’s slowly spread it around the community.
There are people asking the truth why you don’t buy them food.
In the end, I had to write a post on the community and social media.
[Title: Did you at least entrust me with food money, you bastards?]
Fuck. Those guys who didn’t even come to Santiago Bernabeu didn’t buy anything, so they’re just having a hard time.
And eat it with your own money.
You guys are like that, right?
Aren’t you saying too much to cheer?
Yeah no, my brother eats well and lives well even if you don’t support him~ So get out of there. Don’t come
Those bastards who don’t even buy a uniform are whining to buy me food, damn it. I think I’ll stick the Tathagata Kidney in my solar plexus.
└ Uh… Could this be a bit controversial?
└ The controversy is nonsense. It’s so disgusting to see these Jesus-type SNS Gabosam beggars with tenacity.
└ ㄹㅇ What are these guys who ask you to buy their own cosmetics?
└ It’s a legend haha
└ The Republic of Korea’s captain’s ceaseless SNS rant has finally continued…
└ Ah… Mental Gap Lord Jesus Mental Gap Lord Jesus!
└ But this guy is a mess to the community.
└ Brother, we didn’t curse at you. Why are you fucking with us?
└ This is the same as an SNS post, it seems like it was just posted on the community.
└ ㄷㄷ;; You are even pioneering a community.
└ Lord Jesus, a pioneer pioneering a new continent called community ㄷㄷ;;
Anyway, as I poured out insults on social media and communities, everyone ranged from people who said it wasn’t the right attitude for a public figure to people who criticized me for being a beggar.
Various people started arguing with me on SNS, and I occasionally posted advertisements on SNS and took advantage of the advertising fees.
“Daddy-!”
While I was posting on social media, Yohan sneakily approached me and held me in my arms.
“Dad, Yohan doesn’t need a younger sibling anymore.”
Recently, Yuna and I have been focusing all of our attention on Hayun and Seoyoon, so I think Yohan was a little upset.
I patted Yohan’s head.
But, John, that is not up to you to decide.
This dad needs one more brother, Yohan.
I smiled awkwardly and continued talking.
“Johan, shall we play soccer with dad after a long time?”
“Soccer-?!”
Yohan was excited and did a strange dance and pulled my hand. It’s been a while since I kicked a ball in the yard with Yohan.
“Dad! “Give me the ball, it’s Yohan’s turn!!”
LOL. Son. You’re weak. Take care of your weak physical strength first. I dealt with children sincerely.
“Wow!”
Wow!
Eventually, Yohan got angry at his father’s constant pranks and punched me in the face.
“…”
I sat down in the yard.
Yohan built up this guy saying he didn’t need a younger brother…
“Well…”
I wiped away my tears as Patrasche approached me and patted my back with his front paw.
“… Thanks. “Bosintang.”
“Grrr…”
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Even while Jesus Joo was aggroing on social media, Real Madrid continued to accumulate victories.
In the league, they won both games played after the match against Elche.
In the Copa del Rey round of 16, Real Madrid won against non-seeded team Sporting Gijon at their home stadium, El Morinon.
“Historia que Jejus! Hiciste Historia por hacer (History made by Jeju!, History to be made!)”
“The great Hala Madrid wins again! With our new arrows!”
Upcoming Champions League round of 16 match.
As a result of the last 16 draw, Real Madrid’s opponent was Eintracht Frankfurt.
Even football experts and fans around the world – Eintracht Frankfurt fans – took Real Madrid’s victory for granted.
However, the God of Football and the Goddess of Victory mocked everyone’s predictions and gave Eintracht Frankfurt’s hand.
First leg of the Champions League round of 16 held at the Santiago Bernabeu.
As soon as the referee whistled, Frankfurt’s players rushed to the ground.
The aging madridista, who has supported Real Madrid for 60 years, could not believe the scores of both teams shown on the electronic display.
“Puta Madre! This doesn’t make sense!”
Frankfurt 3:1 Real Madrid.
A cold silence fell on the Santiago Bernabeu following Real Madrid’s shocking defeat.
Even if Jesus Christ had to miss the game the day before the game due to a sudden injury. It was impossible to have such a lethargic game.
“Shit! When can Jejus return?”
The sight of Coach Valverde asking about Jesus’ injury with an urgent expression caught the eyes of the audience.
“Puta! Valverde, you stupid bastard, what on earth can you do!”
“Give us back our God, you son of a bitch!!”
The crowd booed the senior who lost helplessly in the game.
Meanwhile, at that time.
The Lord Jesus was lying in bed at home.
“Dad, does it hurt a lot?”
The Lord Jesus stroked John’s head and had an unnatural smile on his lips.
“No, it’s okay, Johan.”
Damn it, I got an upset stomach from taking the dog’s food.
How should I tell this to the club?
While I was thinking about what to say to the club, Yohan left the room.
Patrasche carefully opened the door, approached, looked at my face, and barked.
“Woof.”
… Why do you think I’m an idiot?
