Chapter 117 – Ballon d’Or
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Jesus Joo’s Fat Man remarks were captured on relay cameras and broadcast live across the country.
Netizens who heard the remarks giggled among themselves and rolled rice cakes.
[Title: T-bagging Pumasi?]
One is Little Boy, so the other one is Fat Man.
└ The friendship that sprouts in the good words that come and go…
└ Nuclear power duo is crazy;;
└ Hahanuclear power duo haha
└ All the idiots who made bad comments beat their heads when Yutileke said that he had to prepare for a situation where Joo Jesus could not compete due to punishment.
└ ㄹㅇ It’s an angle to be punished right away ㅅㅅㅋ
└ I don’t know! Like last time, you can pay a fine and go over!
While the rice cakes were rolling, the game continued.
The first half ended with the referee’s whistle.
When we scored 4 goals in the first half alone in the Korea-Japan match, the atmosphere naturally heated up in the stadium.
The broadcast camera captured the spectators enjoying the excitement of riding the waves.
Tickets for the stadium were sold out, so fans who couldn’t make it to the intuition left a message of envy.
[Title: I want to go to the stadium too!]
The game isn’t exciting, but it looks fun!
I couldn’t go to the stadium because it was sold out ㅠㅠ
└ All sports are fun when the team you cheer for wins.
└ ? But why are you so down? Are you Japanese?
└ Ha… I thought it was a bluff during the Utilike interview, so I took a step backwards.
└ Illness, hyungsin?
└ Imperial subjects were here
└ Haha
└ Eui-sam Denno Heika Banzai charges into the arena. Then the game will be stopped and the money will be solid.
While netizens were laughing and chatting, the halftime was over before anyone knew it.
As the players appeared on the pitch, the community’s posts slowed.
[Title: The game is starting. I went to watch the game f2]
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The second half unfolded in a similar fashion to the first half.
Japan tried to change the atmosphere by using substitutes, but
[Jeju catches the ball! Great Crisis in Japan!]
[Japanese players can’t stop Jejus! Next, Jeju’s shooting! And … Ah… Japan loses points!]
[That’s Korea’s ace! And is he a striker recognized by the world!]
Rather, Korea scored one more goal and nailed it.
[To… After all, it’s still not enough to stop the world’s best striker.]
The gloomy expressions of a handful of Japanese spectators who visited the World Cup Stadium were caught on relay cameras. The Japanese broadcasters appealed that Japan’s chance to advance to the World Cup finals is not over yet.
[Even if we lose this match, Japan still has a chance! Because the match between Korea and Iraq remains! To… It’s still too early to give up on advancing to the World Cup!]
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After I scored an extra goal, coach Utilike called me to the bench.
After I left, the game became more intense.
As I watched the game from the bench, I realized that I was like an adult involved in a children’s fight.
“Oh oh-!”
Japan gritted their teeth and rushed to make up for even one goal. At the end of the game, Hideyoshi Tanaka’s mid-range shot split the net for South Korea.
“Hey-! Well hit!”
I applauded and liked Japan’s score.
Netizens who saw the scene gave them a new nickname, pro-Japanese.
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Game over
South Korea 5:1 Japan.
[Jesus, who opened up about the remarks of ‘Fat Man’, said, ‘I didn’t mean anything else. I just said it out of my mouth because I was concerned about her health and wanted her to go on a diet.’]
[Director of ‘Fat Man’ Utilike. ‘I heard the words of Jeju’s and felt the need to go on a diet.’]
[Director Utilike changed his diet to Korean food. ‘I feel like I’m getting healthier.’]
[Jesus Joo, whose favorite scene was captured in Japan’s scoring and engulfed in pro-Japanese controversy, ‘I am a citizen of the world.’]
[Japanese coach Tomiyasu expressed displeasure at Jeju’s Fat Man remarks. ‘The Korean national team needs to have a mindset of respecting the opponent.’]
[Is unpleasantness and practicality separate? Japan Football Association decided not to sue Jejus to FIFA.]
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When I arrived in Madrid, I received surprising news.
“They said they would not file a complaint with FIFA in Japan”
When the Japan Football Association said they would not take issue with my Fat Man remarks, I asked Doo-shik with a puzzled expression.
“… ? Why don’t you sue it? Why?”
“They are also falling behind in advancing to the World Cup finals after losing against Japan and Korea. Instead of filing a complaint, please play against Iraq and win with the largest possible score difference.”
I nodded my head at Dushik-hyung’s words.
Is this a legal transaction?
While I quietly nodded my head and convinced myself. Dushik-hyung added his words.
“And as the scene you liked about Hideyoshi Tanaka scoring was captured on a relay camera, even in Japan, people said that Fat Man’s remarks were not meant in a bad way, ah! And you got an advertisement from Japan.”
I jumped out of my seat at the sound of money rolling in. I was worried that there were fewer ads from Korean companies because my ad unit price was beyond imagination. This is how it is solved
“What you will lose is your image, what you will gain is your wealth. Soccer players from all over the world, unite as Little Boy and Fat Man!”
Phew… I was going to shout “Great Leap Forward” To a Chinese reporter to earn money in China, but it’s fortunate.
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Ha-yoon and Seo-yoon grew up very quickly day by day.
Yohan always stayed by the children except for the time he was playing soccer.
“Bah- When can I play with Yuni Hay and Yuni Seo?”
Even though his parents’ attention was on his younger brother, Yohan was not jealous.
“When John is 5, he will be able to play with you?”
Seeing Yohan like that, Yuna and I felt proud.
I smiled as I stroked John’s hair.
“Whose son is Yohan really good at?”
Yuna answered my question by sticking out her chest.
When Yohan asked whose influence was the sticking out of his belly, it must have been Yuna.
“Who is it, my son!”
We burst into laughter. When his mom and dad laughed, Yohan also smiled.
A happy day passed and the next day.
I went to the training ground with Yohan early in the morning.
I took Yohan to the soccer academy located in Valdebebas and walked to the first team training ground.
A lot of up-and-comers at La Fabrica greeted me.
“Hola Jeju’s!”
I greeted them with a smile and a good word to see them later in the first team.
I definitely feel like I’ve become more and more comfortable after having children.
When I arrived at the 1st Army training ground, I saw familiar faces.
A group called the Kimchi Pirates saw me and greeted me.
“No way! Jejus!”
“I enjoyed the game”
I also greeted them warmly.
“Hola good lunch, you fools.”
Upon my arrival, they started discussing the godfathers of Ha-yoon and Seo-yoon.
“To be honest, we all have less wealth than Jejus, so let’s put that aside.”
“Si, then what should be the priority?”
“Isn’t it tough?”
I intervened in what they said.
“If you have personality, you are all eliminated.”
Chewed lightly
“None of us have worse personalities than that son of a bitch, so shouldn’t we get rid of that as well?”
“Agree with that opinion”
“I agree”
After discussion, the kimchi pirates decided to have a confrontation and decide on the godfather. It seems to me that choosing a godfather was an excuse and he just didn’t want to train.
“Puta! Madre!”
Anyway, as a result of the confrontation, Hayoon’s godfather became Luka Savic. The position of Seoyoon’s godfather was taken by Roberto Fabianski.
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Not long after Jesus Joo returned to training for Real Madrid. The Ballon d’Or awards ceremony is approaching.
Although it was taken for granted that Joo Jesus, who won the top scorer in all competitions he participated with Treble, was awarded.
Wouldn’t the people of the Republic of Korea be frustrated by the Lord Jesus’ award due to racial issues? I was anxious.
[Title: Hey, this is Jesus, right? ]
Ah… Please! Let’s receive the Jesus sentence, Asia’s first Korea’s first! Let’s go to Ballon d’Or!
└ ㅇ;; If you don’t give me this, you will fall into the ballon d’or authority shit. When you say good things, give me the Jesus type
└ There is no one to receive it other than Jesus. This time, it seems that Jesus will receive it unconditionally.
As the Ballon d’Or ceremony proceeded and Lionel Messi stepped up to the podium as the presenter of Ballon d’Or. The chatting of viewers watching the Ballon d’Or ceremony went up quickly.
└ Rhubarb Megat appears.
└ G.O.A.T appears.
└ Megagot! Megat! Megat! Megat!
└ It’s been a while!
When Korean viewers are eagerly hoping for the award of Jesus Christ.
Lionel Messi’s mouth opened slowly.
“Congratulations on winning. Jejus!”
Jejus, who got up from his seat even before Messi’s name was called out, slowly climbed onto the stage.
After hugging Messi lightly.
Standing in front of the microphone, he glanced at Messi and shouted.
“Siuuuuu!”
