Chapter 101 – Real Madrid’s Troublemaker -1
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The match period ends. Players who were selected for the national team returned. There were many players injured during the A match, but Luka Savic came back with a light bruise and needed a break for about two weeks. Alejandro Jimenez, who played the role of a reliable housekeeper as the starting right-back, left the team for about two months due to a hamstring injury.
“Puta! Dog A matches must be gone!”
The news of the sudden injury of key players deepened the wrinkles of Valverde’s manager. Perhaps it was due to excessive stress, but after the transfer of the Lord Jesus, the heartache that had become chronic now came.
After taking the medicine. That time when I was barely calming down.
News of Jesus Joo’s accident reached Valverde through the head coach.
“Excuse me… Boss? I think you should go outside.”
“Oh… Please god…”
In response to the negative news that continued to come in, Valverde unknowingly found God. He stuck to the ground and forced a steady step to follow the head coach.
With a lawn mower gangmower stuck in the wall. The image of Lord Jesus being treated by the team doctor caught my eye.
“I was injured while riding a gang mower to practice driving…”
“Puta! Madre Why did no one stop me-!”
Valverde, who was forced to undergo a stress test by the person of Lord Jesus, eventually collapsed while clutching his stomach due to the stress beyond his limit.
The team doctor, who was pretending to treat the Lord Jesus, quickly runs towards Valverde. Athletes gathered around Jesus began to call 061 with an automated external defibrillator in a hurry.
While Lord Jesus and Luis Garcia, who had fallen down, got up and postponed responsibility to each other.
“… Gilipollas, I told you not to do hidden cameras because I think the boss is under a lot of stress.”
“And… Jesus, you son of a bitch, see now that you’re trying to get out of your way.”
Beep-! Beep-!
An ambulance arrived in Valdebebas and urgently transported coach Valverde.
[Breaking news] Real Madrid, director Valverde’s health red flag?]
[Director Valverde’s Health Abnormality. There is a crisis in Real Madrid aiming for the club’s first treble.]
[Real Madrid official social media, conveying the status of manager Valverde. ‘There are no health problems due to overwork. I plan to return after acting as head coach for a month.’]
Luckily, Valverde didn’t have any major problems. Jesus Joo had to face the club’s own discipline for the first time since moving to Real Madrid.
[Lord Jesus, 2-week suspension of weekly wages for unfaithful participation in Luis Garcia training]
└ ? This older brother is being disciplined by the club?
└ What did you do to get disciplined?
└ ㄹㅇ It’s a place where they didn’t punish you even if you skipped training and used social media.
└ I don’t know what I did. Looks like Jesus made a big mistake.
└ ㅇㅋ I don’t know what it is, but if it was disciplined by Real Madrid, Jesus hyung was wrong.
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It always feels good to see sprouts growing.
And it feels better when you trample on those buds.
I, who had to pay a fine due to the club’s own discipline, showed a furious crushing prospect in the league match that resumed after the A match season ended.
“What kind of devil-like bastards are there…?” .”
“Isn’t that enough for the manager to replace it?”
Even my Real Madrid colleagues on the same side were whispering, I picked only one guy so badly, but he didn’t get tired and stood in front of me again.
“I can’t pass!”
The name of the guy who is developing into a future world-class centre-back is French centre-back Emmanuel Bernard.
The relationship with him is deeper than I thought, and I was in the middle of eating together at Manchester United in the past.
That’s why it’s so familiar to me. I easily pulled the ball out between my legs and broke through. Hit the shot
Perhaps it was the aftermath of the penalty, the zero point was not properly set, so the shot went farther than I thought.
“Whoops – Jejus is too strong. Great. I become stronger as the opponent is stronger… “
I listened to Emmanuel Bernard with one ear and let it out with the other.
Maybe what he’s saying right now is a line from a Japanese anime in Spanish.
When I went to the World Cup at the age of 37, that guy went to Japan despite paying more per week in the Middle East.
By the way, the first thing that guy did when he went to Japan wasn’t going to work at the club and talking to the players, but stopping by Akihabara and taking a proof shot at a maid cafe.
Anyway, he is a very simple friend to the point where you can become friends with him with just one word.
“Did you change the line in the novel about being the strongest in the world after you reincarnated and knowing for a moment that you were frustrated because it was a normal level monster?”
I who gritted my teeth and ignored the ties of my previous life. The reason I want to be friends with this guy is very simple.
Friends who are interesting just by looking at them are precious.
Upon hearing my words, Emmanuel Bernard’s expression changed in an instant.
“Wow-!! It’s really touching that Jeju monk knows this light novel. How many books have you read? Volume 11 has already been released in Japan. It’s a pity that I can’t find a translation of the book in Spanish yet. Personally, I think the best scene was the part where the main character gathers monsters and builds a civilized society that fights against the devil in another world. My goal is to go to Japan and learn Japanese at the end of my soccer life. In order to do that, I have to stop you because I have to pay for my name. Ruler! Become a sacrifice for my comfortable old age!! Jejus!!”
After all, there is a taste of looking back.
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The share has grown steadily. Real Madrid continued to pound the guard of Girona FC, which was put up tightly. Soon, Girona FC’s guard broke.
[Jeju’s! Beat Emmanuel Bernard and enter the penalty box!]
[The goalkeeper narrows the angle and comes out, but to no avail!]
[Jeju’s chip shot, which confirmed the goalkeeper’s position, exquisitely passed the goalkeeper’s height and scored successfully! Jeju’s! It is a very beautiful and elegant goal.]
In the locker room at halftime, Joo Jesus, who was confirmed by the acting manager for a replacement, took an active move and scored the opening goal.
[Real Madrid’s first goal that many spectators at the Santiago Bernabéu have been waiting for! Jeju runs to the corner flag and roars at the goal that brings the frustrating flow!]
“I’ll be back before the fever of this celebration cools down.”
Possessing Gwan-woo, Jejus quickly scored an extra goal.
[Gorrrr What a beautiful goal! As soon as he received Luis Garcia’s pass, he wrapped it around and hit the shot, drawing a beautiful trajectory and being sucked into the net!!!!!]
[This is a fantastic shot. With that shooting trajectory, there will be women who will accept even if you propose! A shot with a trajectory more beautiful than a jewel cuts through the net.]
Joo Jesus, who succeeded in scoring, ran straight to the corner flag, predicted a hat trick, and turned around wonderfully. Korean soccer fans who were watching the scene went crazy.
[Lord Jesus! The Lord Jesus predicts a hat-trick with a ceremony!]
[It must mean that my senses have increased that much now! Compared to the first half, when the zero score was not right, Joo Jesus, who scored two goals in an instant, will be able to succeed in the hat-trick as he predicted!]
└ Kiaaaaa! Tired! You said you were good at moving!
└ In the first half, there were no goals, but the movement was good. I thought that once the water was opened, I would score consecutively.
└ ㅇㅇ
And it took less than 5 minutes after the first goal for Jesus Joo to score a hat trick.
[Jeju’s shot!! Jeju’s!! Asia’s best striker! Jejus succeeds in a hat trick in the 55th minute!]
[To… It was a very precise shooting, right? I think it was a very textbook shooting stance that young players in Japan had to watch and learn.]
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Game over
Real Madrid 5:0 Girona FC
[In the second half, he scored a hat trick in an instant. Jejus was substituted out for Roberto Fabianski. ‘The words of the acting half-time manager revived my zero point.’]
[Real Madrid, which showed tremendous firepower even in the acting coach system of Philippe. Valverde’s absence is not felt.]
[Acting coach Philippe, who successfully made his directorial debut. ‘I just want Valverde to come back soon.’]
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3 days after the game against Girona. UEFA Champions League round of 16 second leg. The match against Tottenham was held at the Santiago Bernabéu.
In the case of the UEFA Champions League, if you receive 3 yellow cards, you will not be able to play in 1 match due to accumulated warnings. In my case, I have already received 2 warnings.
I was at the point where I needed a card wash.
Coach Valverde, who was hospitalized, ordered him to wash his cards.
If there is any difference from normal card washing
Not right before the game ends, but as soon as it starts. He stepped on the foot of an opposing midfielder.
“Jesus Reigns!!”
Beep-!
“Leave the ground right now!”
The point is that I received ketchup, not cheese.
“… Uh?”
