Chapter 0 – 0. Stupid Lord Jesus
Title: The Lord Jesus is a Jintobaegi idiot EU
Recently this crazy bastard got into another accident
I wrote a post to commemorate it.
*It’s the BEST 5 in my opinion, so if you see it and sympathize with it, please let me know.
And the post will be written in English for the convenience of watashi.
First, the little child inside me, Barcelona ver.
“My heart is in Barcelona.”
Speaks and moves to Real Madrid in the winter transfer window.
And what to say when you go to real
“That heart whispered to me to go to Real Madrid.”
Are you really crazy? But it doesn’t end here.
Less than a month after the transfer, El Clasico was held at Barcelona’s home stadium, Camp Nou.
But he scored there and Messi did the uniform ceremony he used to do in front of the Barcelona crowd.
At that time, the atmosphere of Barcelona fans was no joke.
In an interview after beating the usual Barcelona players
‘Barcelona kids can do nothing but whine’
Sergio Pepe, who was ridiculed in this way, was about to stop the Lord Jesus.
(The meme of Sergio Pepe dragging Lord Jesus with a frightened expression.)
In the meantime, the expression of Jesus Joo, who is splitting up at the angry Barça fans, is excellent.
Does this bastard have two lives?
Second. Lord Jesus Community Incident.
This is really early days, so some people may not remember.
North and Central America World Cup group stage
There was a kid who posted on the community that he was a national player.
(At that time, it would have been dawn in Washington, but I was doing community so that I wouldn’t fuck sleep. Are you crazy?)
At the time, the chukbongs who were galloping were yelling at me to verify it.
He said he would score a goal the next day and certify it as a ceremony.
Ask them to write down the ceremony they want.
So, as a joke, everyone told me to do a Cassano ceremony.
He threw away the Cassano ceremony by grabbing the head of the director and shaking it.
(Director Heo Seong-tae, who is serious)
Third.
He smokes a cigarette at halftime and runs in the second half to follow Johan Cruyff, whom he usually admires.
(Lord Jesus sits down in the center circle, saying that he is having a hard time smoking a cigarette.)
He scored a hat trick in this match.
I can’t do it with my skills.
Fourth
I am in love with the national sister.
Honestly, this alone deserves to die.
Fifth.
I honestly thought this was done well.
(A Chinese player making back tackles on Joo Jesus)
A player from the Chinese national team made a back tackle on Jesus Joo.
(Laughing Lord Jesus after being tackled)
Lord Jesus Awakening.
Scored 4 goals and 3 assists in the first half alone.
And a corner kick from South Korea in the first half of extra time.
The ball accidentally hit the Chinese player who made a back tackle.
Joo Jesus, who turned his eyes away, performed a drop kick.
(Jesus Joo throws a dropkick at a Chinese player who has been tackled back. If you look at the corner of his mouth, you can see he is holding back a laugh.)
– Let’s go.. But what is the fourth onehaha
– Even so, the soccer emperor who cannot be defeated with skill is just GOA T..
HahaThis crazy bastard GOAT launched GOA and wrote T.
– What do you mean?
– Goa tee lol
– The last one was a legend lol Looking at it, I doubted my eyes.
