Chapter 215 – Episode 215 – Date!
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After warping to the first floor, I immediately looked around.
Screeeeeeeech!
Kee-geh-geh-geh-geh-geh-geh-geh!
“Die, goblin!”
“Die! Die!”
“Aaaaaaaah!”
I saw the usual goblins and adventurers desperately trying to catch them.
I’d never seen such desperation when I first set foot on the first floor.
Why were they so desperate?
“I’ve run out of all the money I’ve saved! I have to earn a lot today!”
“I’m an adventurer! I’m never going to wash dishes again!”
“Because of you guys flooding, I’ve been in the sewers for a week, just catching sewer rats! My clothes stink! Damn it! Dieeeeeeeeee!”
I think I roughly understand the reason.
It’s a matter of livelihood.
Adventurers who have no place to earn money for a week during the flood.
This material alone is enough to make my imagination run wild.
A rookie F-rank female adventurer who has just come to the Platan and registered as an adventurer.
But due to the flood, there are few places to earn money.
Even if she tries to pick herbs, she can’t tell which ones are herbs, and she has to go into the sewers to catch sewer rats.
But the sewers are too dirty, so it’s physically impossible! She whines.
Then a senior adventurer (blonde and tanned) comes to her!
There’s a well-paying job, wanna try it?
The F-rank rookie female adventurer, swayed by the words, accepts!
She is secretly given a juice full of aphrodisiacs and drugs, and becomes a slave to pleasure!
She becomes a body that cannot live without dicks and drugs, and clings to the senior adventurer, but the senior adventurer, having lost interest in her, who has already fallen, uses his connections to hand her over to a maniacal brothel that welcomes hard play.
And she gives up being an adventurer and becomes a new prostitute with the promotional slogan “Chest Rank F-Rank!” instead of adventurer rank!
Hoo, it’s good to imagine such depravity sometimes.
『The play to do in the dream of possession tomorrow has been decided. When I greet them, should I cover my eyes with my palms, wear a sailor uniform, and say, “Hello~ I’m Solly, the new prostitute~♥”?』
Perfect, Solly!
I walked forward with steady steps.
“Th-the Dungeon Crasher!?”
“Why is he on the first floor when the flood is over?”
“S-surely he’s not trying to hunt goblins? No! That’s my prey!”
“Kill it quickly! Kill it before the Dungeon Crasher takes it!”
“Aaaaaaaah!”
As I passed by, the hostility of the surrounding adventurers intensified.
Their suffering from their livelihood was making them sensitive.
Let’s run forward quickly and get out of their sight.
I ran lightly and hurried forward.
And after running to a place where there were no people around, I put more strength into my legs and kicked off the ground.
Kwaaaaaang!
With the speed of a muscle car, I sprinted through the first floor.
Goblins, goblins, goblins all around.
It was full of goblins, but it was the same average number as usual.
I stopped briefly along the way and hunted about 30 goblins for Kelban, putting their corpses and weapons into my inventory.
And an hour later, I went down to the second floor.
As I went down the stairs on the second floor, I thought.
Even if I run at the speed of a muscle car, it would be impossible to go down to the ninth floor by dinner time.
In addition, on floors like the third floor, there are obstacles such as trees, so I have to slow down or avoid them along the way.
I could just ignore them and break through, but if I did, I might cause trouble for other adventurers later because of the fallen trees.
I need to find a more efficient and faster way.
Then, what came to my mind was the flying technique I used when I went to my hometown.
With that method, I can cross the dungeon more quickly.
Fortunately, except for the first floor, there are no closed places in the dungeon.
Arriving on the second floor, I immediately came out of the warp device barrier.
“Huh? It’s the Dungeon Crasher?”
“Why is he coming down the stairs?”
Other adventurers were puzzled to see me coming down the stairs.
I thought about using the method after keeping a certain distance like on the first floor, but if I were to use this method, I would need to create a long pillar.
Then other adventurers would notice it.
Since they’re going to notice anyway, let’s just choose to move quickly.
I immediately created a long pillar under my feet with mana weapons.
“Wh-what is that!?”
“A, a pillar suddenly!?”
After rising to the height I had always created during the flood, I made an umbrella for wind protection, jumped off the pillar, and then created a foothold using bind and mana weapons and kicked off.
Bbeoeoeoeoeoeong!
And I become a muscle jet flying in the sky!
“What is thattttttttttttttttttt!?!?”
“A person is flying in the sky!!”
“No way!”
“Mommyyyyyyyyyyy!”
I could hear the huge cries of astonishment from the adventurers below, but the voices quickly faded away in my ears as I passed by at high speed.
But I can’t be satisfied with just passing through the dungeon quickly like this.
My purpose in coming to the dungeon is to check things out.
I looked down and activated the ultra-high-speed thought process I use when I’m fantasizing.
I’ve just realized that using this puts me in a state of extreme concentration.
And the surroundings feel very slow, and I can implement all my fantasies before anyone else can even speak.
In other words… isn’t this what they commonly call being in the ZONE in manga?
A state of extreme concentration.
It’s that thing where you deal with all attacks due to your speed of thought and extreme dynamic vision.
Actually, this ultra-high-speed thought process was also a technique born to fantasize quickly and to fantasize at the same speed when I masturbate at high speed.
In the end, the technique I created for my masturbation life is helpful in other places depending on how I apply it.
My passion and effort for a life of pleasurable masturbation is helping me in other places like this.
I feel strangely moved.
My efforts were not wrong…!!!
Anyway, I used the ultra-high-speed thought process.
I looked down using the newly coined nickname, Zone.
There wasn’t anything particularly different, like the number of slimes increasing.
I was able to reach the stairs leading to the third floor in a much shorter time than usual.
I thought about going down to the ground and catching some slimes along the way, but considering Kelban’s personality, who likes to dismantle things, it didn’t seem like there would be much to dismantle with slimes, so I passed.
I patrolled the dungeon from the 4th to the 9th floor using the muscle jet and the Zone.
I landed in places where there were no other adventurers in between and hunted about 30 monsters on each floor, also collecting gifts for Kelban.
And today, I was lucky enough not to see any unusual monsters on the other floors, but I found an orc champion on the 4th floor.
I immediately went down, broke its neck, and put it in my inventory.
Tomorrow, let’s feed Melissa some orc steak!
After all the checks were done, it was almost dinner time when I came out to the surface.
I immediately walked towards the Adventurer’s Guild.
“Oooooooooh! Renttttttttt! Welcome!”
As soon as I entered the Adventurer’s Guild, Kelban came to me, moving quickly with his short legs.
“Kelban, I’m back.”
“Welcome back! Come on, come on! Let’s go to the warehouse quickly!”
“Wait a minute. I’ll just report to Leni first.”
“Oh, that’s right! I understand! Then I’ll wait for you in the warehouse first!”
Kelban immediately went out of the Adventurer’s Guild.
I approached Leni at the reception desk.
“I’m back, Leni.”
Leni smiled brightly and greeted me.
“Welcome back, Rent. Was there any problem in the dungeon?”
“No. It was the same as usual.”
“But you came back quite early. I thought it would take you until night, even for you, Rent…”
“I found a faster way than running.”
“A faster way? …Ah, Rent. By any chance, is that method a way to fly in the sky?”
“Huh? How did you know?”
I was going to surprise Leni, but it ended in failure.
“Well… a little while ago, other adventurers were talking. They were saying that muscles passed through the sky, or that a huge mysterious pillar appeared and disappeared… and that the Dungeon Crasher had gained a power that transcends recognition.”
Well, it was so noticeable that it would be strange if there were no rumors.
I scratched my head awkwardly and said.
“Ahaha, yes. That’s right.”
“…Rent, you’re really amazing. How can you fly in the sky?”
“I just went up high and kicked off a foothold I made in the air with all my might.”
“Is it possible to fly like that?”
“It works for me.”
Leni was silent for a moment.
“…Hehe,”
She covered her mouth with her hand and laughed.
“Certainly, if it’s Rent, who has the power to destroy the dungeon, it’s possible. Rent, did you just check things out today?”
“No. I also caught some monsters along the way. I’m going to the warehouse now to show them to Kelban.”
“I see. I understand. I’m so glad you came back safely today, Rent.”
“Thank you, Leni. Oh, can you tell the Guild Master that there was nothing unusual?”
“Yes, of course.”
And I went to the warehouse where Kelban was waiting.
In front of Kelban, who was breathing heavily and looking at me with expectant, sparkling eyes, I took out the monsters one by one.
“Ooooh! Oooooooooh! Monsters I haven’t seen in a week! My lovely corpses!”
Kelban was very moved.
There were about 30 monsters on each floor, but a total of about 240 monsters, excluding the second floor.
The monsters’ weapons were piled up next to the mountain of corpses.
“Ooooooh, thank you, Rent! I’m sorry, but I’ll give you the reward tomorrow! Right now, I want to spend a happy night with these lovely children as soon as possible!”
“Wait a minute, Kelban. There’s still something I haven’t shown you.”
“Something you haven’t shown me? What is it?”
“This is it.”
I took out the corpse of the orc champion.
“Th-this is!?!?”
Kelban’s eyes and mouth widened.
“I was lucky enough to find it while checking the 4th floor. Please take care of it this time too, Kelban.”
“A, a, a! Aaaaaaaaah…!!!”
Kelban’s body trembled, and Kelban’s crotch, though small, was proudly pitching a tent.
“Kelban?”
“Haaahhh! Ugh…!”
Kelban’s face was bright red, and he was trying desperately to hold something back.
I could tell from Kelban’s expression.
That expression is almost like the one right before reaching climax.
My expression right before I ejaculated when I was playing while looking in the mirror was exactly like that.
“Ah, Kelban! Then please take care of it! You can give me the reward for this tomorrow too. I’m going to go now, so have a good time! Have a good night!”
I told Kelban what I had to say in a rapid-fire manner like an excited Melissa, and immediately went out of the warehouse and closed the warehouse door.
“Kiyoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot!!!!!”
I could hear Kelban’s scream from beyond the warehouse door.
I’m glad Kelban seems happy.
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When I returned to the Fox’s Rest, Tina, who was carrying food with Pani as usual, greeted me.
“Welcome back, Rent!”
However, one thing that was a little different from usual was that the faces of the adventurers staying at the Fox’s Rest were not very good due to hangovers.
“I’m back, Tina. What is everyone doing?”
“Ninya is out right now, and Noah and Elsie are in their rooms. Oh, Melissa is with Elsie in her room.”
Melissa is in Elsie’s room?
…Is that really okay?
It’s not that I’m worried about whether Melissa will get along with Elsie.
There’s a backpack full of vibrators in Elsie’s room.
Did Elsie let Melissa into the room with that left there?
“Ah, Rent!”
“Welcome back!”
“O-oh, welcome back, Rent.”
Elsie, Noah, and Melissa came down to the first floor just in time.
“Yeah, I’m back.”
“I’m back~♪”
And just in time, Ninya also returned to the Fox’s Rest.
“Oh, Ninya’s here too.”
“Welcome back, Ninya.”
Let’s ask later what Elsie did with the backpack full of vibrators when she let Melissa in.
Ninya has arrived just in time.
First of all, let’s all have a good meal together and tell everyone the good news I heard today.
