Superhuman Delusional – Are You Able to Live a Daily Life？ 72

Chapter 72 – The Dungeon’S Secret

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Leaving the Guild Master, Mr. Kelban, and Mr. Mike behind, we walked through the third floor, searching for kobolds.

“I never thought we’d reach D-rank this quickly.”

“Me neither. It’s all thanks to Rent.”

As we walked, Elsie and Noah spoke as if they were in a daze.

It seemed they hadn’t fully grasped that they had become D-rank adventurers.

“Is it fast?”

I had jumped from F-rank to C-rank in one go, so I didn’t know the average time it took to rank up in the Adventurer’s Guild.

“Usually, it takes a week to ten days to go from F-rank to E-rank. And to go from E-rank to D-rank, it can take anywhere from a month to three months.”

D-rank adventurers are recognized as being able to hold their own.

But does it really take that long to prove it?

“It takes that long?”

“Well~ Rent is super strong and physically capable, but you also have to get used to fighting the monsters on each floor, right? And to get higher-paying requests, you have to go to the lower floors. But to do that, you have to leave in the morning and travel a long distance, so you need to be prepared. For example, with spare weapons and armor. If they get damaged or broken, adventurers who mainly use weapons, like me, are in mortal danger, unlike Rent, who uses his hands.”

Certainly, I can keep running at high speed and arrive in a short time, but for a normal adventurer to travel that distance, they would need careful preparation.

If they’re unlucky, they might even encounter a unique monster.

“Taking requests outside the city might be safer than the dungeon… but it takes a long time.”

“Yeah, yeah, and we were able to rank up quickly because Rent took down a ton of kobolds. Ranking up is also proof that you can hold your own as an adventurer.”

I wonder if there’s a way for the Adventurer’s Guild to distinguish those who have ranked up.

“Can you tell if someone has ranked up at the Adventurer’s Guild?”

“Basically, it’s just self-reporting. But if you go to the temple, a priest can use divine magic to tell how many times you’ve ranked up. It was called ‘Verification’ magic, right?”

“Yes, that’s right. It’s a magic that can tell not only how many times you’ve ranked up, but also the condition of the target. But not many priests can use it.”

“What do you mean by ‘condition’?”

“It can tell if you have a disease, are poisoned, or are confused. But it only tells you the condition, not the cause.”

Verification…

A magic that can determine how many times someone has ranked up and what condition they are in.

Could it also verify if someone is a virgin?

In the not-so-distant future.

A secret worship service at the temple, attended only by those deeply devoted to Solishin.

There, a male priest who can use Verification, the senior priestess Misha, and Elsie, who will become very sexy and have a strong libido in the future, make their appearance!

After finishing their usual prayers to Solishin, the Verification time begins!

And the virginity and chastity of the believers are revealed!

Ah, how sad and unfortunate. Those who worship Solishin, who governs life and creation, have never experienced the act of reproduction to create life!

Some may not have a lover yet or have no plans to have children.

But not even having experienced the act of reproduction is very immature and shameful for a follower of Solishin!

We cannot let this situation continue!

It’s time for the virginity and chastity graduation time by the devout Solishin priests.

And the mass orgy time, called the graduation of chastity and virginity of the believers, is led by several priests and priestesses who enter the worship hall!

The most popular is Elsie, with her big breasts and alluring smile!

Her kindness in gently taking away virginity and even giving a handjob with a smile is the secret to her popularity!

Knowing the pleasure of Elsie’s handjob, the details of my fantasy became even more vivid.

Of course, in reality, Elsie’s handjob and sex are only mine, but in my fantasy, I have the mercy to share that pleasure with others.

More than that, I want to imagine more of Elsie’s lewd and sexy appearances.

Of course, the same goes for Noah and Tina.

In reality, I want to monopolize them, but in my fantasy, I end up imagining their lewd and sexy appearances in various impossible scenarios!

It’s the instinct of a sad masturbator.

“I see.”

Elsie looked up for a moment and said.

“I’m happy that we ranked up… but it still doesn’t feel real.”

Usually, you would receive your identification tag at the reception desk.

But since the Guild Master, not Ms. Lenny, said with a smile that we had ranked up to D-rank, it’s no wonder it doesn’t feel real.

Elsie still seemed dazed, but Noah giggled and said.

“Hehehe, but with this, we’re only one rank away from Rent.”

Elsie nodded and smiled brightly.

“Ah, that’s right!”

“But Rent will probably go to the next rank soon… Elsie, let’s try harder too!”

“Yes, Noah! Let’s do our best!”

Elsie and Noah smiled at each other, encouraging each other.

It’s very heartwarming to see.

By the way, it’s been quite a while since we started walking, but I haven’t seen any kobolds.

Why is that?

“I can’t see any kobolds.”

“Me neither. We should have encountered about four by now…”

“Hehehe, maybe Rent broke the dungeon yesterday and something happened?”

Noah said it as a joke, but it might actually be true.

“Could that be it? Hmm… Noah, how are monsters created in the dungeon?”

“I don’t know? I heard they just appear with a ‘whoosh!’”

“Noah and Elsie, you both saw it, right? The broken magic circle when we passed through the hole.”

“Yeah.”

“Yes, yes. I only saw it for a moment before closing my eyes…”

“If there’s a magic circle, it means magic was used… could it be that the dungeon is using magic to restore the part I destroyed, and that’s why each floor isn’t generating monsters?”

Noah’s eyes widened, and she nodded.

“Ooh… that seems plausible. Does that mean no monsters will appear today?”

“I don’t know? They’ll probably still appear, just less often.”

“Hmm~ then there won’t be much to gain from wandering around today. Should we just go back today?”

If the third floor is like this, it will probably be the same even if I take Elsie and Noah to the fourth floor.

There’s also the option of going to the 13th floor, which I didn’t destroy… but even so, it’s still too much for Elsie and Noah to face the Rage Fang.

Besides, I want to slowly explore the various landscapes of the dungeon and have an adventure as we go to the 13th floor.

I agreed with Noah’s suggestion.

“Yeah, let’s do that. What about you, Elsie?”

“I’m okay with that too.”

“Oh, right, Rent! If we’re going back, let’s use that! That thing! The Guild Master told us about it before we left.”

“Yeah, let’s do that.”

Before we parted ways, the Guild Master told us about a new way to use the magic tool on his wrist. He said it was a new way to use the detector.

Actually, this method was supposed to be explained to all novice adventurers, but it was delayed because I was busy dealing with the novice killers.

I spoke into the detector.

“Warp.”

Instead of numbers, only an arrow appeared on the detector’s orb, pointing in one direction.

“Ooh, it really only shows an arrow.”

“Does that mean the warp device is in that direction?”

“Yeah. He said that if you say ‘warp,’ it will point in the direction of the warp device.”

It’s a very useful function when you get lost in the dungeon.

“If we can find the warp device on the next floor with this, it will be easier to get there.”

“I don’t think so, Noah.”

“Huh? Why?”

“The Guild Master said that when you go to the next floor, you’ll return to the same place, just at a different height. Even if it shows the location of the warp device on the next floor, it will probably just change diagonally, but still point in the same direction.”

“Ah… I guess so. Geez, I got excited for nothing.”

We started walking in the direction the warp device was pointing.

About ten minutes passed as we walked.

Still, no kobolds appeared.

“I really can’t see any kobolds~ Hmm, if that’s the case…”

Suddenly!

While walking, Noah hugged my arm, wrapped her tail around my thigh, and clung to me.

“Hehehe~ then I can hug Rent without worry~♪”

Noah’s cheek was rubbing against my arm.

It feels so good!

And even though the fluffiness is greatly reduced because I’m wearing pants, the feeling of Noah’s tail wrapping around me and the feeling that Noah likes me makes me happy!

Elsie’s eyes widened at Noah’s sudden action, and she shouted at Noah.

“N-Noah!? W-what are you doing!?”

“What do you mean~? No kobolds are appearing, and it’s boring to just walk, right? Well… we could go back quickly if we used Rent’s muscle carriage, but there’s nothing to do even if we go back now.”

Certainly, if I hold Elsie and Noah and run, we can return to the surface in a short time.

But being lovey-dovey in the dungeon… it’s not bad! No, it’s actually good!

“W-why does that mean you have to cling to Rent!”

“Well, if it’s boring to walk, it’s better to be with Rent like this, right? Besides, we don’t have to worry about Elsie anymore~.”

“D-did you mean you were worried until now?”

“Of course~♪ For example~.”

*Chu* *Chu*

Noah kissed my arm that she was hugging.

“A-ah… N-Noah…?”

“Since there’s a height difference between Rent and me, I can kiss Rent’s body instead. Rent, how is it? Does it feel good?”

It feels very good!

“Haha, I’m happy, Noah.”

“Hehehe.”

“R-Rent…”

Elsie looked at me with a slightly tearful expression.

Is she jealous that I’m being lovey-dovey with Noah?

But I love Elsie too!

Wouldn’t it be okay if Elsie also got lovey-dovey with me without hesitation?

As if representing my feelings, Noah said to Elsie.

“Hehehe, Elsie~ Elsie, why don’t you just spoil Rent as much as you want? We’ve already shared our bodies with Rent, right? There’s no need to be shy, Elsie~ Rent will be happy if you do this, too, right?”

“H-huh, r-really… Rent?”

It’s best to be honest in these situations.

“Yeah.”

“See, I told you?”

“T-then… Eek!”

Elsie closed her eyes tightly and hugged my arm.

I could feel the incredible softness and volume of Elsie’s breasts against my arm.

I’m so happy…

“Ah, Rent, your face is all smiles.”

It seems my happiness is showing on my face.

“What, Rent? Is my chest not enough for you? Huh?”

Noah hugged me even tighter and pressed her chest against my arm.

It’s smaller than Elsie’s, but the soft sensation of Noah’s chest was even stronger.

“Noah’s chest feels good too.”

“Hehe, really? Well… I know I can’t compete with Elsie’s chest. But my chest is good too, right?”

Noah grinned and asked again.

“Of course.”

“Hehehe.”

“……”

*Squeeze*

*Munch*

Elsie hugged my arm even tighter and pressed her chest against it even more.

Jealous Elsie is also very cute!

This is the feeling of having breasts on both hands… no, flowers on both hands!

I’m so happy!

“Hey, Elsie~.”

“W-what is it, Noah?”

“How was the sex you had with Rent? He said he was gentle… but it still felt really good, right?”

*Whoosh!*

“I-I don’t know!”

“Eeeh~ are you saying you don’t know here~? Tell me, tell me. I told Elsie everything~.”

“R-Rent is right in front of us… and I already told you this morning! I-I’m embarrassed to tell Noah!”

“Why~?”

“W-well, if I say it, Noah will laugh.”

“Well, I’ll be happy to know that Elsie felt really good~ and it might be helpful for when I do it with Rent…”

“Ugh…”

“Hey, Elsie, Rent.”

Noah said with a smirk.

“How about the three of us do it together next time?”